AN: My friend (Silent*Shadow) and I were sugar-high when we ( mostly I ) wrote this. So don't kill us if it's dumb.
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah that's all I had to say. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day three) by: Takeshi
The next morning Aragorn woke first. Still feeling pretty clever about the spider insident. He stood up and tried (honestly he really did try) to carefully walk out of then tent, but he tripped on Gandalf's staff.
Aragorn went tumbling down the hill, and landing a face plant into Legolas's rib cage.
Legolas clutched his side and winced, but didn't wake. Aragorn screamed silently, and then stepped out of the tent.
Aragorn looked around the camp site. By now, three rib-shaped brusies had appeared on his forehead. The fire was out, but fortunately the wood was dry. So he piled some more on, and before long he had a nice toasty fire.
Suddenly, Aragorn got an idea. He started to dig another fire pit. Once he had finished, Aragorn took the board Sam had used to block the light from the fire and used it to build a big (and I mean big like big enough to fit ten people in, big) box around it. he cut a door. And used that wood too build a wall so there were two rooms, one being much bigger than the other. He used some rocks and mud to build a chimney, and cut ventalation holes in the walls. Then Aragorn walked inside and lit a nice big fire in the new fire pit.
He sat in his newly built sauna, until he heard voices outside.
Gimli was outside, feeding the fire, with the diligent help of Legolas, who had fallen asleep on a log.
"What is that?!" Gimli asked pointing to the sauna.
"It's a sauna," he replied. "I thought everybody knew that." Gimli shook his head and went back to his work. Aragorn, feeling the rejection walked back into his sauna.
A few mintues later, Frodo walked in. Aragorn sat on the bench wearing nothing but a white towel around his waist.
"Get out!" he shouted," You're not wearing the propper attire!" Frodo stepped out and stripped down, and wrapped a white towel from the pile around his waist.
"So, this is your sauna," he said.
"Yup," Aragorn answered. Frodo sat down next to him.
"So, what gave you the idea to build a sauna?" he asked Aragoron.
"I saw the board, and I said to myself 'Aragron, you're bored, why don't you build a sauna?' And so I did." Aragorn replied. Frodo, getting the hint that Aragorn didn't feel like talking, got up and left. Aragorn put his hands behind his head, and leaned against the wall.
"Well," he said to himself, "Guess he couldn't take the heat."
Aragorn spent the rest of the day inside his sauna, doing anything to keep himself entertained, from composing songs to playing jacks, or talking to the wall. Everyone else on the other hand, save Arwen since she was still huddled in her tent, when on with usual life.
That night Legolas was sitting on the lawn chair, playing with their flashlight.
"Legolas," Gandalf said," Stop playing around with that, you're shining at in my eyes."
"Oh," Legolas said appolgetically," sorry." He started waving the flash light into teh stary sky.
"Stop that!" Merry said.
"What? What I do?" Legoals said, rather clueless.
"You elves are so stupid," Pippin said.
"Tch! Speek for yourself," legolas replied, still waving the flashlight in the sky.
"You're going to attrack evil space alliens," Pippin continued.
"And then they'll come and eat our faces off, right?" Legolas interjected, obviously not really caring about a word Pippin was saying.
Just then, a white streak danced across the sky.
"See look!" Pippi shouted pointing to it.
"Well slap me in the face and call me stupid," Legolas said, baffled.
"As much as I'd like to, I'm going to restrain myself, from commiting such a hideous act," Pippin said. "Besides that doesn't really LOOK like a space ship, it's too small."
"Cut it out Gandalf," Legolas said, pointing the flashlight in Gandalfs eyes.
"It's not me!" Gandalf protested, sheilding his eyes.
"It's gonna crash!!!" Gimli shouted. The 'spceship' crashed onto the roof of Aragorn's sauna, skidding to a stop. A few seconds later Aragorn emurged from the roof hatch, and looked around.
"Are you guys throwing stuff up here?" he asked.
"No," Sam said,"A spaceship crashed up there."
Aragorn looked around he saw the tiny spaceship laying on the roof. Suddenly little spiders came out of it. Aragorn screamed and jumped off the roof, holding tight to his towel.
"There's little spiders on the roof, and they're saying 'oodlie doo! oodlie doo!" (note: Aragorn says this slower than they really are, so if you want an idea of how they're saying it, say 'oodlie doo' as fast as possible.)
The group huddle's around with their back to the fire as the spiders crawl down in a huge mass, surounding them. They stop Aragorn's feet, and start worshiping him.
"Umm, Gandalf.." Aragorn said,"What might I ask are they doing?"
"Hmm," Gandalf replied," I'm not quite sure. I belive they think you are some sort of God."
"Well," Legolas said," Make 'em stop. They're freaking me out."
The largest of the group of spiders looked up at Aragorn with it's eight beady eyes.
"We come in peace," it said. "You Aragorn, son of Arathorn, saved our leader from the evil Arwen elf. We have come to take you to our planet and make you our king."
Aragorn floundered," Well, as generous as your offer is, I think I'll have to pass. Ya see, I'm already a king, and if I leave the people will become dumb, 'cause they're dumb. And besides I don't think I'll fit in your ship." The spiders looked discouraged.
"Ahh come on man," Legolas said, nudging Aragorn with his elbow. "These little guys look up to you, ya can't dissappoint them." Aragorn thought for a moment.
"I know," he said, " You guys can have a lock of my hair, and worship that." He pulled some of his hair out and handed to the spider. The spiders bowed simaltainously and then walked back to their spaceship, and took off.
"Well," Frodo said," that was intresting." Everyone else nodded in agreement.
They all piled into the tent and tried to sleep, but again Gandalf's snoring kept everyone else up.
"I don't care if it's murder!" Legolas said, attempting to climb over Merry and Pippin, "Im gonna shut that guy up once adn for all!" Boromir pushed him back, and Merry and Pippin held him in his spot.
"Here," Gimli said,"We can try putting these things on him," he held up a box of 'Breath Easy' nose strips. "They keep me from snoring."
Legolas growled," Why didn't you say that in the first place?"
Gimli put a strip on Gandalf's nose and he immediatley stopped snoring.
"Unfortunately I only have a few of these," he said. "What happens when I run out?"
"We throw the two of you out of the tent," Aragorn replied.
to be continued......
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Ok, ok. You're probably gonna hate me for this but I want you to hear(read, whatever) A commercial I made up that Aragorn says on teh radio to encourage peopel to come visit Gondor. So here it is.
Aragirn: Hi! I'm Aragorn! And I'm from Gondor. And I just want to tell you all that you all ! And the only things in the world that I care about are me and Arwen! So come visit us in Gondor! You'll have a lovely time!
Please review. ~ Takeshi
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah that's all I had to say. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day three) by: Takeshi
The next morning Aragorn woke first. Still feeling pretty clever about the spider insident. He stood up and tried (honestly he really did try) to carefully walk out of then tent, but he tripped on Gandalf's staff.
Aragorn went tumbling down the hill, and landing a face plant into Legolas's rib cage.
Legolas clutched his side and winced, but didn't wake. Aragorn screamed silently, and then stepped out of the tent.
Aragorn looked around the camp site. By now, three rib-shaped brusies had appeared on his forehead. The fire was out, but fortunately the wood was dry. So he piled some more on, and before long he had a nice toasty fire.
Suddenly, Aragorn got an idea. He started to dig another fire pit. Once he had finished, Aragorn took the board Sam had used to block the light from the fire and used it to build a big (and I mean big like big enough to fit ten people in, big) box around it. he cut a door. And used that wood too build a wall so there were two rooms, one being much bigger than the other. He used some rocks and mud to build a chimney, and cut ventalation holes in the walls. Then Aragorn walked inside and lit a nice big fire in the new fire pit.
He sat in his newly built sauna, until he heard voices outside.
Gimli was outside, feeding the fire, with the diligent help of Legolas, who had fallen asleep on a log.
"What is that?!" Gimli asked pointing to the sauna.
"It's a sauna," he replied. "I thought everybody knew that." Gimli shook his head and went back to his work. Aragorn, feeling the rejection walked back into his sauna.
A few mintues later, Frodo walked in. Aragorn sat on the bench wearing nothing but a white towel around his waist.
"Get out!" he shouted," You're not wearing the propper attire!" Frodo stepped out and stripped down, and wrapped a white towel from the pile around his waist.
"So, this is your sauna," he said.
"Yup," Aragorn answered. Frodo sat down next to him.
"So, what gave you the idea to build a sauna?" he asked Aragoron.
"I saw the board, and I said to myself 'Aragron, you're bored, why don't you build a sauna?' And so I did." Aragorn replied. Frodo, getting the hint that Aragorn didn't feel like talking, got up and left. Aragorn put his hands behind his head, and leaned against the wall.
"Well," he said to himself, "Guess he couldn't take the heat."
Aragorn spent the rest of the day inside his sauna, doing anything to keep himself entertained, from composing songs to playing jacks, or talking to the wall. Everyone else on the other hand, save Arwen since she was still huddled in her tent, when on with usual life.
That night Legolas was sitting on the lawn chair, playing with their flashlight.
"Legolas," Gandalf said," Stop playing around with that, you're shining at in my eyes."
"Oh," Legolas said appolgetically," sorry." He started waving the flash light into teh stary sky.
"Stop that!" Merry said.
"What? What I do?" Legoals said, rather clueless.
"You elves are so stupid," Pippin said.
"Tch! Speek for yourself," legolas replied, still waving the flashlight in the sky.
"You're going to attrack evil space alliens," Pippin continued.
"And then they'll come and eat our faces off, right?" Legolas interjected, obviously not really caring about a word Pippin was saying.
Just then, a white streak danced across the sky.
"See look!" Pippi shouted pointing to it.
"Well slap me in the face and call me stupid," Legolas said, baffled.
"As much as I'd like to, I'm going to restrain myself, from commiting such a hideous act," Pippin said. "Besides that doesn't really LOOK like a space ship, it's too small."
"Cut it out Gandalf," Legolas said, pointing the flashlight in Gandalfs eyes.
"It's not me!" Gandalf protested, sheilding his eyes.
"It's gonna crash!!!" Gimli shouted. The 'spceship' crashed onto the roof of Aragorn's sauna, skidding to a stop. A few seconds later Aragorn emurged from the roof hatch, and looked around.
"Are you guys throwing stuff up here?" he asked.
"No," Sam said,"A spaceship crashed up there."
Aragorn looked around he saw the tiny spaceship laying on the roof. Suddenly little spiders came out of it. Aragorn screamed and jumped off the roof, holding tight to his towel.
"There's little spiders on the roof, and they're saying 'oodlie doo! oodlie doo!" (note: Aragorn says this slower than they really are, so if you want an idea of how they're saying it, say 'oodlie doo' as fast as possible.)
The group huddle's around with their back to the fire as the spiders crawl down in a huge mass, surounding them. They stop Aragorn's feet, and start worshiping him.
"Umm, Gandalf.." Aragorn said,"What might I ask are they doing?"
"Hmm," Gandalf replied," I'm not quite sure. I belive they think you are some sort of God."
"Well," Legolas said," Make 'em stop. They're freaking me out."
The largest of the group of spiders looked up at Aragorn with it's eight beady eyes.
"We come in peace," it said. "You Aragorn, son of Arathorn, saved our leader from the evil Arwen elf. We have come to take you to our planet and make you our king."
Aragorn floundered," Well, as generous as your offer is, I think I'll have to pass. Ya see, I'm already a king, and if I leave the people will become dumb, 'cause they're dumb. And besides I don't think I'll fit in your ship." The spiders looked discouraged.
"Ahh come on man," Legolas said, nudging Aragorn with his elbow. "These little guys look up to you, ya can't dissappoint them." Aragorn thought for a moment.
"I know," he said, " You guys can have a lock of my hair, and worship that." He pulled some of his hair out and handed to the spider. The spiders bowed simaltainously and then walked back to their spaceship, and took off.
"Well," Frodo said," that was intresting." Everyone else nodded in agreement.
They all piled into the tent and tried to sleep, but again Gandalf's snoring kept everyone else up.
"I don't care if it's murder!" Legolas said, attempting to climb over Merry and Pippin, "Im gonna shut that guy up once adn for all!" Boromir pushed him back, and Merry and Pippin held him in his spot.
"Here," Gimli said,"We can try putting these things on him," he held up a box of 'Breath Easy' nose strips. "They keep me from snoring."
Legolas growled," Why didn't you say that in the first place?"
Gimli put a strip on Gandalf's nose and he immediatley stopped snoring.
"Unfortunately I only have a few of these," he said. "What happens when I run out?"
"We throw the two of you out of the tent," Aragorn replied.
to be continued......
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ok, ok. You're probably gonna hate me for this but I want you to hear(read, whatever) A commercial I made up that Aragorn says on teh radio to encourage peopel to come visit Gondor. So here it is.
Aragirn: Hi! I'm Aragorn! And I'm from Gondor. And I just want to tell you all that you all ! And the only things in the world that I care about are me and Arwen! So come visit us in Gondor! You'll have a lovely time!
Please review. ~ Takeshi