AN: My friend (Silent*Shadow) and I were sugar-high when we ( mostly I ) wrote this. So don't kill us if it's dumb.
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah. To answer you question ILY I haven't got anything against Legolas, in fact he's my favorite character. Just for some reason I find it humourous when he gets picked on. Maybe so he gets more attention that he does in the books and people being to enjoy him for the fun loving 2,931 year old he is. Yes he IS 2,931 years old, I made a mistake. I was brought to think that Legolas is 6,000 years old. Sorry 'bout that little mix up. ^_^ Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day five) by: Takeshi
The fellowship (excluding Arwen and Legoals) sat around the fire, staring at in in some sort of trance.
"I can't believe you ate all of the food." Aragorn said, still staring deep into the fire.
"I was hungry." Gimli replied.
"You ate two weeks worth of food for all of us in ten minutes." Frodo said, glaring at Gimli. Just then Legolas walked out of the tent, holding a small carton of chocolate milk.
"Hey guys," he said. "Look what I found." He showed the rest of the group to milk. "And it's even got a top secret message on the back." He turned the carton around, to read the back. "If your clothes catch on fire..." it read then had a picture of a stop sign, a drop of water, and a basket full of bread rolls. "You could've used this the other night, Sam," Legolas said trying to decifer the message. "...Stop and water the bread?" Aragorn stood up, walked over to Legloas and looked at the milk carton.
"No no no!" he yelled at Legolas, for being stupid. "It says 'Sign the drop basket!" Legolas rasied an eyebrow.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure!"
"Are you possitive?"
"Yes I'm possitive!"
"Only fools are possitve."
"Are ya sure?"
"I'm possitive!... No! Got me again!" Pippin grabbed the milk carton and looked at the pictures on the back.
"It says... Stop, drop, and roll."
"No it doesn't!" Everyone else argued. Gandalf snatched the milk carton from Pippin's hand.
"Fool of a Took!" he yelled. "It reads... Stop, and be aware of venomous monters that disquise themselves as bread."
"Lemme see that!" Boromir yelled, jumping out of his seat, and making a leap at Gandalf. Gandalf moved the milk carton out of Boromirs reach just as he tackled him to the ground. Unfortunately in the skuffle to get the milk, the carton fell into the fire and desintgreated.
"Now look what you've done!" Sam whined, "Now we'll never know what it said.
Feeling very dismayed everyone returned to their previous seats and pouted, all glaring at either Gimli, or Gandalf.
Within a few mintues Legolas got bored, so he decided to go see what Arwen was doing.
"I'm gonna go see what the she-elf is up to," he said then wandered over to Arwen's tent.
About an hour passed, and Aragorn was starting to wonder what those two were doing, there wasn't a whole lot of noise coming from the tent. So, Aragorn walked over to Arwen's tent, and pulled up the flap. What he saw was not what Aragorn had expected.
Legolas and Arwen were sitting in the middle of the tent, and Arwen was putting make-up on Legolas.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas screamed covering his face. Aragorn was so shocked he couldn't speak.
"Whaaaa..." was the only word he could get out. Arwen grabbed a tishue and started wiping the make-up off.
"Legolas came in here to see what 'she-elves' do in their spare time," she tried to explain, "and so I decided to show him.
"Yeah!" Legolas agreed, "I had no say in the what-so-ever." Aragorn blinked, then shook his head and walked out.
The long day became even longer as evning drew and the campers still had nothing to eat. Both Aragorn and Boromir were staring at the four hobbits an dwarf, debating with each other psychically on which one they should cook. Boromir paid no hed to the droll down his chin as he thought about how good Gimli was going to taste. Just as the two of them were about to leap onto the dwarf, Legolas waltzed out of the tent carrying a huge tray full of food. It even had a mug of hot cocoa for everyone.
"The food has arrived!" Legolas chirped setting the tray on the table, "Fresh from the oven of Legolas." Everyone swarmed around him.
"Where'd you get all of this?" Sam asked, his mouth watering as he looked at the numerous fruits including green apples, grapes, oranges, and blueberrys.
"Who cares?!" Pippin shouted grabbing a bowl of diced pineapple and taking a bite, swallowing before he even realized it was in his mouth. Aragorn grabbed a mug of hot cocoa and took a sip.
"Phhhhhhptttt!" he spit it out, "Uh, Legolas," he said, "I'm not trying to be rude, but the cocoa is a little ...uhem... thick." Aragorn tipped his mug upside down and the cocoa plopped out, remaining in the shape of the mug.
"Yeah," Frodo agreed,"and the cherries are a bit waxy."
"Well of course they are," Legolas said, "I made 'em out of Arwens lip gloss!" Everyone stopped eatting, and started spitting and sputering trying to get the gloss out of their mouths. Legolas could see the wheels turning in everyone else's head, probably trying to come up with a way to kill him. He took this as a hint and decided to leave before things got messy.
to be continued......
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Ya know? Ta me this part seems kinda short. Let's hipe the next one will be a bit longer. Please review! ~ Takeshi
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah. To answer you question ILY I haven't got anything against Legolas, in fact he's my favorite character. Just for some reason I find it humourous when he gets picked on. Maybe so he gets more attention that he does in the books and people being to enjoy him for the fun loving 2,931 year old he is. Yes he IS 2,931 years old, I made a mistake. I was brought to think that Legolas is 6,000 years old. Sorry 'bout that little mix up. ^_^ Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day five) by: Takeshi
The fellowship (excluding Arwen and Legoals) sat around the fire, staring at in in some sort of trance.
"I can't believe you ate all of the food." Aragorn said, still staring deep into the fire.
"I was hungry." Gimli replied.
"You ate two weeks worth of food for all of us in ten minutes." Frodo said, glaring at Gimli. Just then Legolas walked out of the tent, holding a small carton of chocolate milk.
"Hey guys," he said. "Look what I found." He showed the rest of the group to milk. "And it's even got a top secret message on the back." He turned the carton around, to read the back. "If your clothes catch on fire..." it read then had a picture of a stop sign, a drop of water, and a basket full of bread rolls. "You could've used this the other night, Sam," Legolas said trying to decifer the message. "...Stop and water the bread?" Aragorn stood up, walked over to Legloas and looked at the milk carton.
"No no no!" he yelled at Legolas, for being stupid. "It says 'Sign the drop basket!" Legolas rasied an eyebrow.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure!"
"Are you possitive?"
"Yes I'm possitive!"
"Only fools are possitve."
"Are ya sure?"
"I'm possitive!... No! Got me again!" Pippin grabbed the milk carton and looked at the pictures on the back.
"It says... Stop, drop, and roll."
"No it doesn't!" Everyone else argued. Gandalf snatched the milk carton from Pippin's hand.
"Fool of a Took!" he yelled. "It reads... Stop, and be aware of venomous monters that disquise themselves as bread."
"Lemme see that!" Boromir yelled, jumping out of his seat, and making a leap at Gandalf. Gandalf moved the milk carton out of Boromirs reach just as he tackled him to the ground. Unfortunately in the skuffle to get the milk, the carton fell into the fire and desintgreated.
"Now look what you've done!" Sam whined, "Now we'll never know what it said.
Feeling very dismayed everyone returned to their previous seats and pouted, all glaring at either Gimli, or Gandalf.
Within a few mintues Legolas got bored, so he decided to go see what Arwen was doing.
"I'm gonna go see what the she-elf is up to," he said then wandered over to Arwen's tent.
About an hour passed, and Aragorn was starting to wonder what those two were doing, there wasn't a whole lot of noise coming from the tent. So, Aragorn walked over to Arwen's tent, and pulled up the flap. What he saw was not what Aragorn had expected.
Legolas and Arwen were sitting in the middle of the tent, and Arwen was putting make-up on Legolas.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!" Legolas screamed covering his face. Aragorn was so shocked he couldn't speak.
"Whaaaa..." was the only word he could get out. Arwen grabbed a tishue and started wiping the make-up off.
"Legolas came in here to see what 'she-elves' do in their spare time," she tried to explain, "and so I decided to show him.
"Yeah!" Legolas agreed, "I had no say in the what-so-ever." Aragorn blinked, then shook his head and walked out.
The long day became even longer as evning drew and the campers still had nothing to eat. Both Aragorn and Boromir were staring at the four hobbits an dwarf, debating with each other psychically on which one they should cook. Boromir paid no hed to the droll down his chin as he thought about how good Gimli was going to taste. Just as the two of them were about to leap onto the dwarf, Legolas waltzed out of the tent carrying a huge tray full of food. It even had a mug of hot cocoa for everyone.
"The food has arrived!" Legolas chirped setting the tray on the table, "Fresh from the oven of Legolas." Everyone swarmed around him.
"Where'd you get all of this?" Sam asked, his mouth watering as he looked at the numerous fruits including green apples, grapes, oranges, and blueberrys.
"Who cares?!" Pippin shouted grabbing a bowl of diced pineapple and taking a bite, swallowing before he even realized it was in his mouth. Aragorn grabbed a mug of hot cocoa and took a sip.
"Phhhhhhptttt!" he spit it out, "Uh, Legolas," he said, "I'm not trying to be rude, but the cocoa is a little ...uhem... thick." Aragorn tipped his mug upside down and the cocoa plopped out, remaining in the shape of the mug.
"Yeah," Frodo agreed,"and the cherries are a bit waxy."
"Well of course they are," Legolas said, "I made 'em out of Arwens lip gloss!" Everyone stopped eatting, and started spitting and sputering trying to get the gloss out of their mouths. Legolas could see the wheels turning in everyone else's head, probably trying to come up with a way to kill him. He took this as a hint and decided to leave before things got messy.
to be continued......
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ya know? Ta me this part seems kinda short. Let's hipe the next one will be a bit longer. Please review! ~ Takeshi