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The Camping Trip (Day six) by: Takeshi
Frodo and Legolas sat peacefully under the shade of a tree. Legolas had his head leaned back, trying to sleep. Frodo on the other hand was getting rather bored. The others had gone down to the river to see if they could catch anything to eat, and hadn't returned yet. Suddenly, Frodo got a sudden craving for grapes. He turns to Legolas and elbows him.
"Hey," he said. Leoglas snorts and looks at him, "Got any gwapes?" Legolas shook his head.
"No." Legolas then turned over and went back to sleep.
An hour later Frodo again turned to Legolas and elbowed him in the stomach.
"Got any gwapes?" Frodo asked, his hopes rising. Legolas looks at him and narrows his eyes.
"No," he replies, rolling over and covering his ears.
Another hour goes by and and again Frodo wakes Legolas up.
"Got any gwapes?" he asks. Legolas's right eye twitches.
"Frodo," he says trying to hold back his rage. "I have been lying here, trying to sleep for the last two hours, and you keep waking me up asking for grapes. I'm telling you now, I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES!! And if you ask me again I'm going to staple your feet to the ground!!!!!" Legolas rolls over and goes back to sleep.
An hour later Frodo pokes Legolas in the back with a stick. Legolas turns to him, his teeth clenched.
"What do you want?" he manages to say.
"Got any staples?" Frodo asks. Legolas sighs, glad he didn't ask about grapes.
"No, I don't." Legolas replies. Frodo smirks.
"Got any gwapes?" At this point Legolas has completely lost it. He whimpers.
"That... is... the last...straw!" He stands up and starts running around like a crazy maniac. Then begins smaking his head on the tree trunk.
"I..." SMACK! "...don't have..." SMACK! "...any..." SMACK! "GRAPES!!!!!!!!!" Frodo shrugs.
"Well, ya don't have to get upset about it." Legolas one again smacks his head on the tree, then slowly slides to the ground and starts twitching.
Aragorn came walking back into the camp caring a string of fish, he had witnessed the whole scenario.
"Frodo," he says, "Stop bugging Legolas before you give him a hernia or an ulcer or something." Aragorn walks over to the twitching Legolas and kicks him, shrugs, drops the fish by the camp fire, and disappears into the tent.
Several minutes later he reappears, wearing his seahorse swim trunks and a ducky intertube around his waist, flippers, and snorkles. "Get up, and get your snorkle," he says to Legolas completely ignoring Frodo. "We're going swiming."
"It's not a snorkle," Legolas says, getting up. "Snorkles are like pants. You don't wear pant you wear pants." Aragorn rolls his eyes.
After the long agonizing walk the three of them finally got to the river, after Frodo had ceaslessly been asking about grapes.
The others had already begun swimming, save Arwen who sat quietly on the bank and Gimli who is slowly inching his way in. Aragorn waddles over to the river and dips a flippered toe into the water.
"KOWABUNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Gimli does a cannon ball into the icy water, which splashes up and soaks all those who aren't already. Gimli popps out of the water wailing. "It's cooooollllld!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah..." Legolas says, showing no compassion for the dwarf, water dripped of his nose and ears, "I noticed when your fat ass spalshed water all over the place."
Soon almost everyone was frolicking around in the water, splashing each other and playing tag. Gimli is sitting silently on a rock in the water.
"Hey Gimli," Merry asks, "Come on and swim with us?"
"The answer is simple," Gimli replies, "I swim like a rock and dive like a fish." Legolas pops his head out of the water.
"But fish don't dive, they flop." He says.
"Exactly my point," Gimli answers.
That night everyone had gone to bed after a long day of swimming. But of course Boromir was having trouble sleeping. He rolls over and looks at Legolas, who appears to be staring at the celling, but he is snoring softly. Boromir's eyes widen and he looks away, trying not to think about it. He hears Legolas roll over, so Boromir returns to his side. What he meets is Legolas's piercing gaze. Boromir closes his eyes, hoping it would disappear, that disturbing look. He opens his eyes. Legolas is still there. Boromir taps Legolas on the shoulder.
"Legolas,"he whispers. Legolas blinks and looks at him.
"What?" Legolas whispers back.
"Could you sleep the other way?"
"What?...Oh you mean..."
"The eyes the eyes."
"Uh... sure no problem." Legolas rolls his eyes, thinking Boromir is completely out of his mind, and snuggles back into his sleeping bag.
to be continued......
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Please review! ~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day six) by: Takeshi
Frodo and Legolas sat peacefully under the shade of a tree. Legolas had his head leaned back, trying to sleep. Frodo on the other hand was getting rather bored. The others had gone down to the river to see if they could catch anything to eat, and hadn't returned yet. Suddenly, Frodo got a sudden craving for grapes. He turns to Legolas and elbows him.
"Hey," he said. Leoglas snorts and looks at him, "Got any gwapes?" Legolas shook his head.
"No." Legolas then turned over and went back to sleep.
An hour later Frodo again turned to Legolas and elbowed him in the stomach.
"Got any gwapes?" Frodo asked, his hopes rising. Legolas looks at him and narrows his eyes.
"No," he replies, rolling over and covering his ears.
Another hour goes by and and again Frodo wakes Legolas up.
"Got any gwapes?" he asks. Legolas's right eye twitches.
"Frodo," he says trying to hold back his rage. "I have been lying here, trying to sleep for the last two hours, and you keep waking me up asking for grapes. I'm telling you now, I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES!! And if you ask me again I'm going to staple your feet to the ground!!!!!" Legolas rolls over and goes back to sleep.
An hour later Frodo pokes Legolas in the back with a stick. Legolas turns to him, his teeth clenched.
"What do you want?" he manages to say.
"Got any staples?" Frodo asks. Legolas sighs, glad he didn't ask about grapes.
"No, I don't." Legolas replies. Frodo smirks.
"Got any gwapes?" At this point Legolas has completely lost it. He whimpers.
"That... is... the last...straw!" He stands up and starts running around like a crazy maniac. Then begins smaking his head on the tree trunk.
"I..." SMACK! "...don't have..." SMACK! "...any..." SMACK! "GRAPES!!!!!!!!!" Frodo shrugs.
"Well, ya don't have to get upset about it." Legolas one again smacks his head on the tree, then slowly slides to the ground and starts twitching.
Aragorn came walking back into the camp caring a string of fish, he had witnessed the whole scenario.
"Frodo," he says, "Stop bugging Legolas before you give him a hernia or an ulcer or something." Aragorn walks over to the twitching Legolas and kicks him, shrugs, drops the fish by the camp fire, and disappears into the tent.
Several minutes later he reappears, wearing his seahorse swim trunks and a ducky intertube around his waist, flippers, and snorkles. "Get up, and get your snorkle," he says to Legolas completely ignoring Frodo. "We're going swiming."
"It's not a snorkle," Legolas says, getting up. "Snorkles are like pants. You don't wear pant you wear pants." Aragorn rolls his eyes.
After the long agonizing walk the three of them finally got to the river, after Frodo had ceaslessly been asking about grapes.
The others had already begun swimming, save Arwen who sat quietly on the bank and Gimli who is slowly inching his way in. Aragorn waddles over to the river and dips a flippered toe into the water.
"KOWABUNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Gimli does a cannon ball into the icy water, which splashes up and soaks all those who aren't already. Gimli popps out of the water wailing. "It's cooooollllld!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah..." Legolas says, showing no compassion for the dwarf, water dripped of his nose and ears, "I noticed when your fat ass spalshed water all over the place."
Soon almost everyone was frolicking around in the water, splashing each other and playing tag. Gimli is sitting silently on a rock in the water.
"Hey Gimli," Merry asks, "Come on and swim with us?"
"The answer is simple," Gimli replies, "I swim like a rock and dive like a fish." Legolas pops his head out of the water.
"But fish don't dive, they flop." He says.
"Exactly my point," Gimli answers.
That night everyone had gone to bed after a long day of swimming. But of course Boromir was having trouble sleeping. He rolls over and looks at Legolas, who appears to be staring at the celling, but he is snoring softly. Boromir's eyes widen and he looks away, trying not to think about it. He hears Legolas roll over, so Boromir returns to his side. What he meets is Legolas's piercing gaze. Boromir closes his eyes, hoping it would disappear, that disturbing look. He opens his eyes. Legolas is still there. Boromir taps Legolas on the shoulder.
"Legolas,"he whispers. Legolas blinks and looks at him.
"What?" Legolas whispers back.
"Could you sleep the other way?"
"What?...Oh you mean..."
"The eyes the eyes."
"Uh... sure no problem." Legolas rolls his eyes, thinking Boromir is completely out of his mind, and snuggles back into his sleeping bag.
to be continued......
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Please review! ~ Takeshi