AN:Yes, I know. I said I wasn't going to write anymore until I finished at least one of my other stories but... I lied. Silent*Shadow's about to pee her pants waiting for me to put this chapter up, so I decided to save her the trouble. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day nine) by: Takeshi
The next morning was bright and cheerful and everyone in camp could tell Legolas was in a better mood.
Aragorn was walking out of the sauna when he saw Boromir hunched over one of the logs.
"Boromir, what are you doing?" he asked. Boromir looked up at him, shear terror in his eyes, and whispered.
"I'm buttering the toast."
"Oh," Aragorn looked around the camp, no one else was around. "Why are we whispering?"
Boromir glared at him for speaking too loudly. "Because if we don't the penguins will eat us all."
At that moment Aragorn noticed Boromir wasn't buttering any toast, but rather he was buttering his hand. He shook his head, coming to two conclusions for the reason to Boromir's strange behavior. One, he was still asleep and thought that penguins were coming to eat him. Or two, he had gone completely insane and thought penguins were coming to eat him. (I don't know about you but I'm going with the second one)
It was early afternoon and the 'people' sat around the campfire, extremely bored.
"Hey..." Frodo said, "I have an idea." Everyone rolled their eyes, "We could square dance!"
"How are we going to square dance with ten people?" Aragorn contradicted. Frodo hadn't though of that.
"Well, there's only one girl here so that's a problem."
"I'm not dancing with all of you," Arwen argued.
"Okay then," Frodo decided he was going to be in charge of this shenanigan, "Sam and I can be partners (if you're getting any more than what was intended, get your head out of the gutter you disgusting person), and Aragorn and Arwen, and Merry and Pippin, and Gandalf and Boromir..."
"Oh no!" Legolas yelled, "I'm NOT being partners with GIMLI."
"Fine," Frodo said, "You can be partners with Boromir and Gandalf will be partners with Gimli."
"I'm not being partners with Boromir either!" Frodo looked curiously at Legolas.
"Well, you can't be partners with yourself."
"Yes, I can. Just you watch."
"Besides if you're not his partner, Boromir won't have a partner either."
"I don't care, I'll dance with myself and Boromir can dance with himself. So, la tee da on you Mr. Frodo Baggins."
Just at that moment the author saw that this argument was going no where and decided to add two temporary characters.
"Who the hell are you?!" Legolas asked Cody. Silent*Shadow on the other hand was walking around Legolas checking him out.
"Legolas!" she yelled and gave him a huge hug. Legolas blushed, then realized the advantage of the situation.
"Silent*Shadow can be my dancing partner, and um... you go with him." Legolas pointed Cody in Boromir's direction. "You both have the same intelligence level so... yeah." Boromir and Cody just stood there, not quite getting what Legolas had said.
Frodo turned on the record player and soon they all were dancing, following the instructions the music gave them.
"Now promenade (sp?) once around!" it sang.
Legolas, Silent*Shadow, Boromir, and Cody were having trouble keeping up with the music and not after long found themselves dancing in double time.
"Promenade! Promenade!" Legolas screamed as he and Silent*Shadow ran about in a circle. Finding his efforts in making Silent*Shadow run faster futile, Legolas picked her up and continued running around.
Being back in their place, Cody and Boromir came to a sudden halt. Unfortunately Legolas didn't see them and he and Silent*Shadow crashed into the two idiots (no offense to Boromir, but we all know it's true).
Finding that square dancing was a little too hazardous to everyone's health, Frodo turned off the record player. Seizing the opportunity, Pippin grabbed the record and chucked it into the woods, in hopes of never hearing/seeing it again. And, just as suddenly as they had appeared, Cody and Silent*Shadow disappeared without a trace.
It was late at night, and the fellowship (excluding Arwen) had been drinking and well um... maybe you should just see for yourself.
"Sssssssssssoo lemme get this straight," Aragorn said tapping his finger stupidly on the table. "If today is tomorrow, then yesterday is today. And if yesterday is today, then today is tomorrow."
"Exactly," Legolas said.
"That doesn't answer my question on when Star Wars Episode II comes out in theaters," Boromir stated.
"Tomarrow you moron!" Aragorn yelled.
"So... you mean today?"
"No I mean tomorrow."
"But today IS tomorrow."
"NO, today is today."
Hearing a lot of commotion outside, Arwen stepped out of her tent to see what was going on.
Upon exiting the tent Pippin ran up to her.
"Happy corn dog day!" he smiled and handed her a piece of broccoli. Arwen took the broccoli without question and Pippin ran off to join the other Hobbits.
The four all put pairs of shorts on their heads and began running around the campfire shouting, "We're shorts!"
Arwen walked over to her husband, who now had his head on the table and was looking between his legs, but talking to Boromir.
"Oh yeah?! Well, yer moder wasa hamster..." Arwen rolled her eyes.
"Aragorn," she said, "I think you've had enough for one night."
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am," Aragorn replied.
"I'm cutting you off," and Arwen took his bottle of beer.
"Buh, ah've oany 'ad one."
"Funny how I don't believe you."
"Stay away from my wife!" Aragorn took a swing at Arwen, but missed completely. Arwen shook her head, and dragged him back to the guys tent.
At about the same time Gandalf decided that he had had enough for the night and was off to bed.
But, there was one problem, "Fool of a Took! What the devil are you doing? Get off my leg!"
"I'm a paperweight!"
to be continued......
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Sorry Boromir fans for that bashing I gave him. I love him too. But let's all face it, he's not the brightest member of the Fellowship. That's why we love him right? Am I right...? Anyway... Um yeah, I think that's all I had to say. Oh yeah! swimteam is finally over so I'll have more time to update. And I think I added more art for this fic to my website since I last updated, but I'm not sure. Just go back to one of the previous chapters to get the address or it's with my bio too, and you can get there just by clicking on my name. Please review! ~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day nine) by: Takeshi
The next morning was bright and cheerful and everyone in camp could tell Legolas was in a better mood.
Aragorn was walking out of the sauna when he saw Boromir hunched over one of the logs.
"Boromir, what are you doing?" he asked. Boromir looked up at him, shear terror in his eyes, and whispered.
"I'm buttering the toast."
"Oh," Aragorn looked around the camp, no one else was around. "Why are we whispering?"
Boromir glared at him for speaking too loudly. "Because if we don't the penguins will eat us all."
At that moment Aragorn noticed Boromir wasn't buttering any toast, but rather he was buttering his hand. He shook his head, coming to two conclusions for the reason to Boromir's strange behavior. One, he was still asleep and thought that penguins were coming to eat him. Or two, he had gone completely insane and thought penguins were coming to eat him. (I don't know about you but I'm going with the second one)
It was early afternoon and the 'people' sat around the campfire, extremely bored.
"Hey..." Frodo said, "I have an idea." Everyone rolled their eyes, "We could square dance!"
"How are we going to square dance with ten people?" Aragorn contradicted. Frodo hadn't though of that.
"Well, there's only one girl here so that's a problem."
"I'm not dancing with all of you," Arwen argued.
"Okay then," Frodo decided he was going to be in charge of this shenanigan, "Sam and I can be partners (if you're getting any more than what was intended, get your head out of the gutter you disgusting person), and Aragorn and Arwen, and Merry and Pippin, and Gandalf and Boromir..."
"Oh no!" Legolas yelled, "I'm NOT being partners with GIMLI."
"Fine," Frodo said, "You can be partners with Boromir and Gandalf will be partners with Gimli."
"I'm not being partners with Boromir either!" Frodo looked curiously at Legolas.
"Well, you can't be partners with yourself."
"Yes, I can. Just you watch."
"Besides if you're not his partner, Boromir won't have a partner either."
"I don't care, I'll dance with myself and Boromir can dance with himself. So, la tee da on you Mr. Frodo Baggins."
Just at that moment the author saw that this argument was going no where and decided to add two temporary characters.
"Who the hell are you?!" Legolas asked Cody. Silent*Shadow on the other hand was walking around Legolas checking him out.
"Legolas!" she yelled and gave him a huge hug. Legolas blushed, then realized the advantage of the situation.
"Silent*Shadow can be my dancing partner, and um... you go with him." Legolas pointed Cody in Boromir's direction. "You both have the same intelligence level so... yeah." Boromir and Cody just stood there, not quite getting what Legolas had said.
Frodo turned on the record player and soon they all were dancing, following the instructions the music gave them.
"Now promenade (sp?) once around!" it sang.
Legolas, Silent*Shadow, Boromir, and Cody were having trouble keeping up with the music and not after long found themselves dancing in double time.
"Promenade! Promenade!" Legolas screamed as he and Silent*Shadow ran about in a circle. Finding his efforts in making Silent*Shadow run faster futile, Legolas picked her up and continued running around.
Being back in their place, Cody and Boromir came to a sudden halt. Unfortunately Legolas didn't see them and he and Silent*Shadow crashed into the two idiots (no offense to Boromir, but we all know it's true).
Finding that square dancing was a little too hazardous to everyone's health, Frodo turned off the record player. Seizing the opportunity, Pippin grabbed the record and chucked it into the woods, in hopes of never hearing/seeing it again. And, just as suddenly as they had appeared, Cody and Silent*Shadow disappeared without a trace.
It was late at night, and the fellowship (excluding Arwen) had been drinking and well um... maybe you should just see for yourself.
"Sssssssssssoo lemme get this straight," Aragorn said tapping his finger stupidly on the table. "If today is tomorrow, then yesterday is today. And if yesterday is today, then today is tomorrow."
"Exactly," Legolas said.
"That doesn't answer my question on when Star Wars Episode II comes out in theaters," Boromir stated.
"Tomarrow you moron!" Aragorn yelled.
"So... you mean today?"
"No I mean tomorrow."
"But today IS tomorrow."
"NO, today is today."
Hearing a lot of commotion outside, Arwen stepped out of her tent to see what was going on.
Upon exiting the tent Pippin ran up to her.
"Happy corn dog day!" he smiled and handed her a piece of broccoli. Arwen took the broccoli without question and Pippin ran off to join the other Hobbits.
The four all put pairs of shorts on their heads and began running around the campfire shouting, "We're shorts!"
Arwen walked over to her husband, who now had his head on the table and was looking between his legs, but talking to Boromir.
"Oh yeah?! Well, yer moder wasa hamster..." Arwen rolled her eyes.
"Aragorn," she said, "I think you've had enough for one night."
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am," Aragorn replied.
"I'm cutting you off," and Arwen took his bottle of beer.
"Buh, ah've oany 'ad one."
"Funny how I don't believe you."
"Stay away from my wife!" Aragorn took a swing at Arwen, but missed completely. Arwen shook her head, and dragged him back to the guys tent.
At about the same time Gandalf decided that he had had enough for the night and was off to bed.
But, there was one problem, "Fool of a Took! What the devil are you doing? Get off my leg!"
"I'm a paperweight!"
to be continued......
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Sorry Boromir fans for that bashing I gave him. I love him too. But let's all face it, he's not the brightest member of the Fellowship. That's why we love him right? Am I right...? Anyway... Um yeah, I think that's all I had to say. Oh yeah! swimteam is finally over so I'll have more time to update. And I think I added more art for this fic to my website since I last updated, but I'm not sure. Just go back to one of the previous chapters to get the address or it's with my bio too, and you can get there just by clicking on my name. Please review! ~ Takeshi