Disclaimer- I do NOT own any of the following, ffx, any of it's characters,
my friends Chris and Bruce, my dads khukri (It's still my dads!) or myself
for that matter (I am being controlled by the evil Canadian vegetarian
penguins!)
Authors note- By the time I last read my reviews only Be Nice to Wakka and my friend Chris (Cjh.y2k2) had reviewed.I find this rather pathetic.sniff.cough. AND only one of them got the Al Bhed saying right. And it wasn't Chris.even more pathetic.narcolepsy, yeah right.he's just damn stupid. Anyway, the right answer was "What? Something on my face?" Stay tuned to see how the single right answer (cough, pathetic, cough) has changed the story.
Chapter 3- The making of the summoner.
I don't know how long Tidus and me were unconscious for. I woke up and nearly drowned, as my face was underwater. I treaded water, looking around and saw Tidus, still out of it. I swam up to him and gave him a kick. He woke up, nearly drowning as well. He regained his composure. He shouted out loud, "Rikku!" He looked at me, and then his surroundings. I looked up expectantly and saw the ball zooming towards Tidus' head. The blow nearly knocked him out and his eyes became unfocused. I saw on the beach, more clearly than Tidus, the Besaid Aurochs. Tidus grabbed the blitzball and held it up. "Blitzball!" "Hey! You okay?" called Wakka "Heeey!" shouted Tidus. He sunk below the blitzball and did a form of the sphere shot which Wakka and his team were unable to catch. "Whoa-ho-ho-ho." Tidus swam to the shore while I swam to a secluded bay area expecting to find the moon crest, but it was not there. But then I realised something. Call this absent mindedness if you will, but I call it plain stupidity. I didn't have my glasses. They were gone and I hadn't even noticed, mainly because I had 20:20 vision with these Ab eyes. As I swam over to Tidus and Wakka I saw Tidus perform that move again. I swam onto the beach and caught up with their conversation. "Sin's toxin got to you," said Wakka, "but, you're still alive. Praise be to Yevon!" The aurochs prayed while I stood there and rolled my eyes. Wakka turned around to the team, "All right, back to practise!" He turned back to us, "I'm." ".Wakka, coach and captain of the Besaid Aurochs brudda," that was the third time I cut off someone's introduction, and it felt good, "I'm Neil and this is Tidus." "Apparently he knows everything that has, is and will be happening to us all," explained Tidus, to a very confused Wakka, "and he's an Al.OW! I kicked Tidus before he could say what I was, otherwise Wakka would have killed me. I gave him a dark look that shut him up completely. I heard a strange rumble, signalling that Tidus was hungry, again. Thinking about it, I was starving. "What? You hungry?" asked Wakka, "Okay! Back to the village. I'll you two somethin'!" While Tidus and Wakka talked about Zanarkand I just stood there, looking out to sea. What was my purpose of being in Spira, and will I ever go back home? I walked with the two blitzers until we got to the river. Tidus stood right at the edge of the cliff, looking downwards, while I stood right back. Wakka edged behind him and pushed him off the edge. As he was about to jump, I sneaked up behind him and gave him a nudge. Instead of 'gracefully' diving into the water, he did a weird form of belly flop, which nearly splashed me even at this height. "Hehehe, serves you right!" I dive bombed into the river, splashing the other two. "Hey, what's the big idea?" Complained Tidus. "Just shut up and swim," I had a sudden change of mood, there were piranhas down there, I F*CKING HATE PIRANHAS! Wakka swam ahead, leading the way, while I told Tidus, "Hey, don't tell Wakka what I am, in fact tell nobody." "Okay, sheesh!" "Hey, what you to two talking 'bout?" called Wakka. "Nowt," I replied. But then, there was an excruciating pain in my left hand. "THEY F*CKING DID IT AGAIN!!!" I sunk beneath the surface. I saw the bastard piranha that bit my hand. Sparks flew around me, I was furious. I found myself drawing my khukri from its sheath and started spinning, holding the blade outwards. I was spinning faster and faster until I came to an abrupt stop. I had my first overdrive. It turned out that there were three piranhas around me, all of them now sliced thinner than tracing paper. As they erupted into pyreflies Tidus and Wakka were looking at me in shock. "What? Never seen an overdrive before?" I asked when we surfaced. "Yeah, but." "Shut up, I need a rest," I had just found out why it takes ages to recover from overdrives, it was exhausting. After a while, the fatigue wore away and I finally mended my hand with my magic. A few encounters with the little buggers later, we got to the end of our swim. "I'm goin' ahead, I know the way." "How do you." "None o' ya business!" I swam down into the cave and let Wakka convince Tidus to be on his team. I surfaced in a small underground bay with granite steps that led to the surface. I walked up the steps to the clearing and looked around. I wondered, what's been happening on earth, to my family, to my friends. My parents must have been in a right flap, and my friends would be looking for me as well. Well, there was nothing I could do about it then. I would just have to follow the path of the game, and someday, I might just be able to go home. I walked down the piranha free road, luckily no fiend attacked me. Luzzu and Gatta stopped me. "Ah, the one from the sea!" "Be." "Yeah, yeah, be careful, fiends on the road today, I know." I barged straight them. I somehow couldn't speak to them, maybe because it was up to me to decide their fate. One of them is going to die. That was going to be one the toughest decisions I was ever going to make. I walked into the village. I reached into my pockets; I was expecting to find a useless £10 note. Instead, there was a load of lightweight metal coins with a square cut out of the centre; it had been exchanged into gil. I walked through the circle in the centre, thinking of what to buy with my money. There was a flash of light high above me. I looked up and saw two figures falling towards me. I dived out of the way to avoid being squished and heard two muffled flumps behind me. I looked around and instantly recognised the two faces looking at me. It was my friends, Chris and Bruce. "What the f*ck?" Bruce was the first to break the silence with his Scottish accent, "Neil? Is that you? What the f*ck happened?" "Well hello to you too!" I said sarcastically, "Like me you've been transported into Spira, the FFX world. Although I don't know why you two are here because I was transported by the game on my PS2. Chris, you don't have a PS2, and you Bruce don't even want one so why the f*ck you are here I have no idea!" " Were in the FFX world?" Chris seemed dumbstruck. "Yeah!" I was starting to get a little annoyed. "Look around you, see you are in Besaid village!" Both Chris and Bruce were nearly knocked out by the two items, which dropped on their heads. Chris' was a well-crafted bow and a quiver of arrows. Bruce's was a Scottish long sword called a claymore, which he inherited. "There is a secret that I want you to keep guys." "What" asked Chris, who was rubbing his head and inspecting his bow at the same time. "Well.err. just look into my eyes." They both looked at nearly screamed with shock as they saw the Al Bhed swirl in my already green eyes. "Don't tell anyone, okay!" I hissed, "ESPECIALLY Wakka!" "Okay." "Fine with me!" "Hey Neil!" Speak of the devils, and they always turn up, this was the case of Tidus and Wakka, "Who are these?" asked Tidus. "Friends, this is Bruce and Chris, they arrived the same way I did." "Oh!" "Anyway, we're goin' shopping!" The three of us walked to the village shop to stock up on supplies, I even got the shopkeeper to get my kukhri sharpened. Chris told me what was happening in my town, and the apparent manhunt for the man who apparently 'murdered' me without leaving a trace except for a missing kukhri. Chris practised with the bow and successfully managed to hit an apple high up on a tree. Bruce, however, was practicing sword slashes on the ruined hut behind the shop. "Oh Chris." "What?" I unsheathed my blade and slashed Chris on the arm. "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING! ARE YOU MENTALLY INSANE?" "Shut up and hold still." I focused on the wound and felt the warm sensation. In seconds, it was mended completely. I looked at Chris. "Whoa, you a white mage aswell!? I thought you were just Al.OW!!!" I had to kick Chris to stop him saying Al Bhed. I needed somewhere private so no one would listen in our conversation. "Hey Bruce! If ya finished chopping up firewood come with us!" "OI! I was doing something productive! I'm too cool to be bossed around!" I raised an eyebrow at this comment. I hated it when anybody said the following, I'm too cool, whatever, ya and ya know. I led Chris and Bruce into the crusader hut, narrowing my eyes when people started looking at us. I touched the save sphere, refreshing me after healing Chris. "Okay, here's the deal. You have arrived precisely right before Tidus enters the temple for the first time. I want you to go with him and make sure that he keeps to the excuse of being ill of Sin's toxin. I would go in there, but if somebody aw my eyes in there, things would get very complicated." "Geez, we only just got here and we're already being bossed around!" whined Chris. "Listen, if we don't make sure that everything goes as planned the entire future of Spira could be at stake!" "Calm down man!" I ignored Bruce. I walked to the entrance and peeked outside. I saw Tidus walk up to the temple. I ran back to the others and whispered, "Ra'c uh rec foy, ku! (It's the al bhed saying, kiddos!)" "Okay!" Chris can speak and understand Al Bhed aswell. "What?" Bruce can't. "Just come with me!" Ordered Chris. They both ran out of the hut. I decided to have a little nap while they were there.
"So, Chris, exactly what is happening?" "Apparently, we're stuck in the game. And so is Neil." "How the hell did we get here?" "How am I supposed to know? Oh, and Bruce, if anyone asks, you don't know where you came from because of Sin's Toxin." "Why?" "Cos' if you said different no one would believe you anyway!" "Oh." Chris doesn't have ffx, or a PS2 for that matter. But he still knows a great deal 'bout the game! They walked through the temple doors. Chris looked around in amazement, the game made the temple look a lot smaller than in real life, and it was a lot more decorated too. They saw Tidus and the temple priest on the other side of the hall. They got close enough to hear the words 'High summoner?' and 'too close too Sin's toxin'. That was all he needed to hear. Chris suddenly realised something, something that would make Bruce stand out like a sore thumb. He directed Bruce into the Priest's chamber. "Have we told you about the prayer?" "You mean the one that's also that blitzball sign?" "Yeah!" "You told me but you never showed me!" Chris showed Bruce the prayer, and got him to do it as well. Bruce's prayer was so notoriously poor that Chris had to hide his laugh behind a very loud, hacking cough. "C'mon, let's go back and tell Neil everything is okay."
I had wounds all over my body. I was looking at an immense looming black shadow. Everybody apart from Chris, Bruce and me were down. My clear green blade started to glow a brilliant white. I let out a yell as I charged with my friends at the blackness. I raised my sword, ready to strike. "Neil!" I woke up, sweat pouring down my body. I saw Chris' face looking down at me. "What's up?" "It was just a dream," or was it? It was just too real to be a dream. But there was no fiend or boss like that in Spira, "let's go." "Where?" asked Bruce. "To Wakka's house." We trudged over there in silence, I was still thinking about that dream. We walked in finding a sleeping Tidus. "Did he keep to his excuse?" "Yeah," replied Bruce. We all sat around the table. I recollected my story until that point. How I appeared in Baaj Temple, and when I first learned I was a white mage, and an Al Bhed. Suddenly, Tidus spoke behind us. "Where's Wakka?" "He's at the temple. We're goin' there now. Coming with us?" "Sure thing." On the way to the temple Chris and Bruce introduced themselves properly to Tidus. When we got inside I narrowed my eyes so much I looked Chinese. I had to avoid being detected at all costs. We saw Wakka and the priest talking nervously. "Hey, is there something wrong?" asked Tidus. "The summoner hasn't returned from the trial." "Is it dangerous in there?" I didn't want a full-length conversation. "Well, yeah." "Where is it?" "In there," Wakka pointed to the door. "Let's go! C'mon!" I dragged Tidus with us up the stairs. "You cannot go in there, the precepts must be obeyed!" "Like we care!" I retorted as Bruce pushed open the door for us. We ran into the Cloister of trials. "Let's see." I walked up to the Glyph and touched it. The wall with the symbols on disappeared leaving a passage, which we walked down. Chris retrieved the glyph sphere and ran ahead. We walked along at our own pace and when we finally reached Chris, he had already finished the puzzle. "We just need to push the pedestal into place," he said. "I'll do it!" volunteered Bruce. He pushed at the pedestal, but with little effect. "Let me do it!" Tidus pushed the pedestal with relative ease. Bruce looked really peeved. "Listen Bruce, you're a 15 year old slob like myself. He's a 17 year old athlete, he's bound to be stronger than you!" I said, trying to calm him down. I said the wrong thing. "Oh shut up!" Bruce sulked for the rest o the journey. We all walked onto the 'lift'. "Hey!" "Hi Wakka." "What were you doin' back there?" "Bending a couple of rules." That was one of the biggest understatements I had ever made. "Only." "Summoners blah, blah, blah. Yes we know!" "I don't know!" Interrupted Tidus. "Can we finish this later? The lifts moving!" said a very annoyed Chris. He hates arguments in all shapes and forms. "I am a guardian of the summoner. There are two other guardians in there. One of them has a very short fuse. Who knows what the other is thinking. Well, we've come this far, may as well go all the way!" When the lift got to the bottom, we walked through the corridor. "What are you doing here? Didn't think we could handle it?" asked a menacing Lulu. "No, it's just." "Is the summoner okay?" asked Tidus. Lulu looked at all four of us in shock. I however, looked at Kimahri. "Who are you?" Suddenly, the door to the chamber of the fayth opened. Yuna staggered out, sweat drops running down her face. She reached the top of the stairs and fell. Everybody gasped apart from Chris and me, who new that it was going to happen, and Kimahri, who rushed up the stairs and caught her. She composed herself and said, "I've done it! I have become a summoner!"
Well, that's all for now kiddos! Please review and TRY to translate the goddam saying! As last time, here is the translation table!
Ab-English A-e N-r B-p O-y C-s P-b D-t Q-x E-i R-h F-w S-m G-k T-d H-n U-o I-u V-f J-v W-z K-g X-q L-c Y-a M-l Z-j
And remember kids, REVIEW!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzz damn narc.zzzzzzzzzzzzz olepsy!!!
Authors note- By the time I last read my reviews only Be Nice to Wakka and my friend Chris (Cjh.y2k2) had reviewed.I find this rather pathetic.sniff.cough. AND only one of them got the Al Bhed saying right. And it wasn't Chris.even more pathetic.narcolepsy, yeah right.he's just damn stupid. Anyway, the right answer was "What? Something on my face?" Stay tuned to see how the single right answer (cough, pathetic, cough) has changed the story.
Chapter 3- The making of the summoner.
I don't know how long Tidus and me were unconscious for. I woke up and nearly drowned, as my face was underwater. I treaded water, looking around and saw Tidus, still out of it. I swam up to him and gave him a kick. He woke up, nearly drowning as well. He regained his composure. He shouted out loud, "Rikku!" He looked at me, and then his surroundings. I looked up expectantly and saw the ball zooming towards Tidus' head. The blow nearly knocked him out and his eyes became unfocused. I saw on the beach, more clearly than Tidus, the Besaid Aurochs. Tidus grabbed the blitzball and held it up. "Blitzball!" "Hey! You okay?" called Wakka "Heeey!" shouted Tidus. He sunk below the blitzball and did a form of the sphere shot which Wakka and his team were unable to catch. "Whoa-ho-ho-ho." Tidus swam to the shore while I swam to a secluded bay area expecting to find the moon crest, but it was not there. But then I realised something. Call this absent mindedness if you will, but I call it plain stupidity. I didn't have my glasses. They were gone and I hadn't even noticed, mainly because I had 20:20 vision with these Ab eyes. As I swam over to Tidus and Wakka I saw Tidus perform that move again. I swam onto the beach and caught up with their conversation. "Sin's toxin got to you," said Wakka, "but, you're still alive. Praise be to Yevon!" The aurochs prayed while I stood there and rolled my eyes. Wakka turned around to the team, "All right, back to practise!" He turned back to us, "I'm." ".Wakka, coach and captain of the Besaid Aurochs brudda," that was the third time I cut off someone's introduction, and it felt good, "I'm Neil and this is Tidus." "Apparently he knows everything that has, is and will be happening to us all," explained Tidus, to a very confused Wakka, "and he's an Al.OW! I kicked Tidus before he could say what I was, otherwise Wakka would have killed me. I gave him a dark look that shut him up completely. I heard a strange rumble, signalling that Tidus was hungry, again. Thinking about it, I was starving. "What? You hungry?" asked Wakka, "Okay! Back to the village. I'll you two somethin'!" While Tidus and Wakka talked about Zanarkand I just stood there, looking out to sea. What was my purpose of being in Spira, and will I ever go back home? I walked with the two blitzers until we got to the river. Tidus stood right at the edge of the cliff, looking downwards, while I stood right back. Wakka edged behind him and pushed him off the edge. As he was about to jump, I sneaked up behind him and gave him a nudge. Instead of 'gracefully' diving into the water, he did a weird form of belly flop, which nearly splashed me even at this height. "Hehehe, serves you right!" I dive bombed into the river, splashing the other two. "Hey, what's the big idea?" Complained Tidus. "Just shut up and swim," I had a sudden change of mood, there were piranhas down there, I F*CKING HATE PIRANHAS! Wakka swam ahead, leading the way, while I told Tidus, "Hey, don't tell Wakka what I am, in fact tell nobody." "Okay, sheesh!" "Hey, what you to two talking 'bout?" called Wakka. "Nowt," I replied. But then, there was an excruciating pain in my left hand. "THEY F*CKING DID IT AGAIN!!!" I sunk beneath the surface. I saw the bastard piranha that bit my hand. Sparks flew around me, I was furious. I found myself drawing my khukri from its sheath and started spinning, holding the blade outwards. I was spinning faster and faster until I came to an abrupt stop. I had my first overdrive. It turned out that there were three piranhas around me, all of them now sliced thinner than tracing paper. As they erupted into pyreflies Tidus and Wakka were looking at me in shock. "What? Never seen an overdrive before?" I asked when we surfaced. "Yeah, but." "Shut up, I need a rest," I had just found out why it takes ages to recover from overdrives, it was exhausting. After a while, the fatigue wore away and I finally mended my hand with my magic. A few encounters with the little buggers later, we got to the end of our swim. "I'm goin' ahead, I know the way." "How do you." "None o' ya business!" I swam down into the cave and let Wakka convince Tidus to be on his team. I surfaced in a small underground bay with granite steps that led to the surface. I walked up the steps to the clearing and looked around. I wondered, what's been happening on earth, to my family, to my friends. My parents must have been in a right flap, and my friends would be looking for me as well. Well, there was nothing I could do about it then. I would just have to follow the path of the game, and someday, I might just be able to go home. I walked down the piranha free road, luckily no fiend attacked me. Luzzu and Gatta stopped me. "Ah, the one from the sea!" "Be." "Yeah, yeah, be careful, fiends on the road today, I know." I barged straight them. I somehow couldn't speak to them, maybe because it was up to me to decide their fate. One of them is going to die. That was going to be one the toughest decisions I was ever going to make. I walked into the village. I reached into my pockets; I was expecting to find a useless £10 note. Instead, there was a load of lightweight metal coins with a square cut out of the centre; it had been exchanged into gil. I walked through the circle in the centre, thinking of what to buy with my money. There was a flash of light high above me. I looked up and saw two figures falling towards me. I dived out of the way to avoid being squished and heard two muffled flumps behind me. I looked around and instantly recognised the two faces looking at me. It was my friends, Chris and Bruce. "What the f*ck?" Bruce was the first to break the silence with his Scottish accent, "Neil? Is that you? What the f*ck happened?" "Well hello to you too!" I said sarcastically, "Like me you've been transported into Spira, the FFX world. Although I don't know why you two are here because I was transported by the game on my PS2. Chris, you don't have a PS2, and you Bruce don't even want one so why the f*ck you are here I have no idea!" " Were in the FFX world?" Chris seemed dumbstruck. "Yeah!" I was starting to get a little annoyed. "Look around you, see you are in Besaid village!" Both Chris and Bruce were nearly knocked out by the two items, which dropped on their heads. Chris' was a well-crafted bow and a quiver of arrows. Bruce's was a Scottish long sword called a claymore, which he inherited. "There is a secret that I want you to keep guys." "What" asked Chris, who was rubbing his head and inspecting his bow at the same time. "Well.err. just look into my eyes." They both looked at nearly screamed with shock as they saw the Al Bhed swirl in my already green eyes. "Don't tell anyone, okay!" I hissed, "ESPECIALLY Wakka!" "Okay." "Fine with me!" "Hey Neil!" Speak of the devils, and they always turn up, this was the case of Tidus and Wakka, "Who are these?" asked Tidus. "Friends, this is Bruce and Chris, they arrived the same way I did." "Oh!" "Anyway, we're goin' shopping!" The three of us walked to the village shop to stock up on supplies, I even got the shopkeeper to get my kukhri sharpened. Chris told me what was happening in my town, and the apparent manhunt for the man who apparently 'murdered' me without leaving a trace except for a missing kukhri. Chris practised with the bow and successfully managed to hit an apple high up on a tree. Bruce, however, was practicing sword slashes on the ruined hut behind the shop. "Oh Chris." "What?" I unsheathed my blade and slashed Chris on the arm. "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING! ARE YOU MENTALLY INSANE?" "Shut up and hold still." I focused on the wound and felt the warm sensation. In seconds, it was mended completely. I looked at Chris. "Whoa, you a white mage aswell!? I thought you were just Al.OW!!!" I had to kick Chris to stop him saying Al Bhed. I needed somewhere private so no one would listen in our conversation. "Hey Bruce! If ya finished chopping up firewood come with us!" "OI! I was doing something productive! I'm too cool to be bossed around!" I raised an eyebrow at this comment. I hated it when anybody said the following, I'm too cool, whatever, ya and ya know. I led Chris and Bruce into the crusader hut, narrowing my eyes when people started looking at us. I touched the save sphere, refreshing me after healing Chris. "Okay, here's the deal. You have arrived precisely right before Tidus enters the temple for the first time. I want you to go with him and make sure that he keeps to the excuse of being ill of Sin's toxin. I would go in there, but if somebody aw my eyes in there, things would get very complicated." "Geez, we only just got here and we're already being bossed around!" whined Chris. "Listen, if we don't make sure that everything goes as planned the entire future of Spira could be at stake!" "Calm down man!" I ignored Bruce. I walked to the entrance and peeked outside. I saw Tidus walk up to the temple. I ran back to the others and whispered, "Ra'c uh rec foy, ku! (It's the al bhed saying, kiddos!)" "Okay!" Chris can speak and understand Al Bhed aswell. "What?" Bruce can't. "Just come with me!" Ordered Chris. They both ran out of the hut. I decided to have a little nap while they were there.
"So, Chris, exactly what is happening?" "Apparently, we're stuck in the game. And so is Neil." "How the hell did we get here?" "How am I supposed to know? Oh, and Bruce, if anyone asks, you don't know where you came from because of Sin's Toxin." "Why?" "Cos' if you said different no one would believe you anyway!" "Oh." Chris doesn't have ffx, or a PS2 for that matter. But he still knows a great deal 'bout the game! They walked through the temple doors. Chris looked around in amazement, the game made the temple look a lot smaller than in real life, and it was a lot more decorated too. They saw Tidus and the temple priest on the other side of the hall. They got close enough to hear the words 'High summoner?' and 'too close too Sin's toxin'. That was all he needed to hear. Chris suddenly realised something, something that would make Bruce stand out like a sore thumb. He directed Bruce into the Priest's chamber. "Have we told you about the prayer?" "You mean the one that's also that blitzball sign?" "Yeah!" "You told me but you never showed me!" Chris showed Bruce the prayer, and got him to do it as well. Bruce's prayer was so notoriously poor that Chris had to hide his laugh behind a very loud, hacking cough. "C'mon, let's go back and tell Neil everything is okay."
I had wounds all over my body. I was looking at an immense looming black shadow. Everybody apart from Chris, Bruce and me were down. My clear green blade started to glow a brilliant white. I let out a yell as I charged with my friends at the blackness. I raised my sword, ready to strike. "Neil!" I woke up, sweat pouring down my body. I saw Chris' face looking down at me. "What's up?" "It was just a dream," or was it? It was just too real to be a dream. But there was no fiend or boss like that in Spira, "let's go." "Where?" asked Bruce. "To Wakka's house." We trudged over there in silence, I was still thinking about that dream. We walked in finding a sleeping Tidus. "Did he keep to his excuse?" "Yeah," replied Bruce. We all sat around the table. I recollected my story until that point. How I appeared in Baaj Temple, and when I first learned I was a white mage, and an Al Bhed. Suddenly, Tidus spoke behind us. "Where's Wakka?" "He's at the temple. We're goin' there now. Coming with us?" "Sure thing." On the way to the temple Chris and Bruce introduced themselves properly to Tidus. When we got inside I narrowed my eyes so much I looked Chinese. I had to avoid being detected at all costs. We saw Wakka and the priest talking nervously. "Hey, is there something wrong?" asked Tidus. "The summoner hasn't returned from the trial." "Is it dangerous in there?" I didn't want a full-length conversation. "Well, yeah." "Where is it?" "In there," Wakka pointed to the door. "Let's go! C'mon!" I dragged Tidus with us up the stairs. "You cannot go in there, the precepts must be obeyed!" "Like we care!" I retorted as Bruce pushed open the door for us. We ran into the Cloister of trials. "Let's see." I walked up to the Glyph and touched it. The wall with the symbols on disappeared leaving a passage, which we walked down. Chris retrieved the glyph sphere and ran ahead. We walked along at our own pace and when we finally reached Chris, he had already finished the puzzle. "We just need to push the pedestal into place," he said. "I'll do it!" volunteered Bruce. He pushed at the pedestal, but with little effect. "Let me do it!" Tidus pushed the pedestal with relative ease. Bruce looked really peeved. "Listen Bruce, you're a 15 year old slob like myself. He's a 17 year old athlete, he's bound to be stronger than you!" I said, trying to calm him down. I said the wrong thing. "Oh shut up!" Bruce sulked for the rest o the journey. We all walked onto the 'lift'. "Hey!" "Hi Wakka." "What were you doin' back there?" "Bending a couple of rules." That was one of the biggest understatements I had ever made. "Only." "Summoners blah, blah, blah. Yes we know!" "I don't know!" Interrupted Tidus. "Can we finish this later? The lifts moving!" said a very annoyed Chris. He hates arguments in all shapes and forms. "I am a guardian of the summoner. There are two other guardians in there. One of them has a very short fuse. Who knows what the other is thinking. Well, we've come this far, may as well go all the way!" When the lift got to the bottom, we walked through the corridor. "What are you doing here? Didn't think we could handle it?" asked a menacing Lulu. "No, it's just." "Is the summoner okay?" asked Tidus. Lulu looked at all four of us in shock. I however, looked at Kimahri. "Who are you?" Suddenly, the door to the chamber of the fayth opened. Yuna staggered out, sweat drops running down her face. She reached the top of the stairs and fell. Everybody gasped apart from Chris and me, who new that it was going to happen, and Kimahri, who rushed up the stairs and caught her. She composed herself and said, "I've done it! I have become a summoner!"
Well, that's all for now kiddos! Please review and TRY to translate the goddam saying! As last time, here is the translation table!
Ab-English A-e N-r B-p O-y C-s P-b D-t Q-x E-i R-h F-w S-m G-k T-d H-n U-o I-u V-f J-v W-z K-g X-q L-c Y-a M-l Z-j
And remember kids, REVIEW!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzz damn narc.zzzzzzzzzzzzz olepsy!!!