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Now, on with the third chapter of OK, so WHERE are we again.
Chapter 3: OK, so WHAT happened to our ROOM!!!???
"Welcome to another year at the Dragonball Z-Sailor Moon Crossover College. As most of you know, all underground rooms are off limits to all students. Aside from that, you may go anywhere," said Luna, with authority. "Every other weekend, you will be taken home for reunions with your family. This year, we informed your parents that you are at a Physics and Chemistry College. That should satisfy them, and put them in a good mood with you."
"Cool! Now my family will be proud of me!" said Tash to Chase.
"Each day, you will wake up at 7:00 AM. Breakfast is at 7:30 AM. School starts at 8:30 AM, and each single lesson is half an hour. Breaks are also half an hour, and lunch is an hour and a half. School lessons finish at 3:30 PM, and you have free time until 6:00 PM, which is supper. At 7:00 PM it is study time for an hour and a half. Lights out is at 10:30 PM. We don't mind if you have midnight feasts, and wander around the school at night, but don't expect us to be sympathetic if you can't stay awake the next day. Any questions?"
Every hand went up.
"About the college?" All hands went down. All the characters sweatdropped. Tash snickered.
"You are dismissed," said Luna, a bit annoyed at the questions. It was like that every year. No one wanted to ask any questions about the college. She rubbed her temples, and awaited a headache.
Tash and Chase went back to their room.
"Huh? Why's the door not shut?" asked Chase. "I dunno, but I got a bad feeling about this," answered Tash, feeling a bit sick. She cautiously went into the room, only to have a bucket of red painty water soak her from head to tail. Of course, the bucket had to fall on her head, causing a loud metallic bang, and an "ouch!" from Tash, to echo down the hallway.
"Tash, are you OK?" said Chase, and started to enter the room. "STOP! Chase don't come any closer, there's probably loads of stuff they've done to this room," warned Tash. She took off the bucket, and put it down gently. She looked around, and couldn't see anything else different about the room, so she motioned for Chase to come in. Chase stepped forward, and tripped. A bucket of milk swung out from nowhere, and soaked Chase. She looked to see what she had tripped on, it was a trip wire.
"RIGHT THAT'S IT, THIS MEANS WAR!!!" yelled Chase, angrily. Tash agreed, but didn't know how the culprits could've had time to do this, as everyone was at the assembly. Or were they?
"Come on, lets clean this up. Stupid Vegeta fans!!!" said Tash, very pissed off. "Yeah, alright, but we will get our revenge, and it will be sweet, or so help me I will explode! Literally!" said Chase, meaningfully. They heard laughter coming from next door, and they glared at the wall. "Shall we confront them?" suggested Chase, begging Tash with her eyes to let her brutally murder the two culprits. "Nah, we'll let them think they've got away with it, but they won't, and we'll get some help too!" said Tash, giving a laugh not unlike Bart Simpson's. Chase copied it, and soon, both girls were evil-laughing so loud, that the whole of the corridor could hear them.
The Vegetarians next door also heard them, and for some reason, got the shivers.
"Emily? I think, we are going to regret what we did," said Lisa. "Yeah, but it was worth it, at least the other one we did's people aren't laughing maniacally," said Emily. From a couple of doors down, came more laughter. Both Vegetarians sweatdropped heavily. "I guess they're all alike. Well, we're doomed," said Lisa.
Back in Tash and Chase's room, the two hybrid saiya-jins were just finishing off cleaning, and they were not happy bunnies. "I swear, those bitches next door will never know what hit them," cried Tash, accidentally knocking something over behind her. "Tash, mind your tail," scolded Chase. "Wha? Oh yeah, I signed up as half Saiya-jin half Martian, didn't I?" remembered Tash out loud. "Come on, lets go get break, it's half nine," said Chase. Tash nodded, and both girls ran out of the room, this time making sure that the door was locked shut this time. When they got to the break room, which was right next to the dining room, they could hardly move because everyone was there.
"Is it time to start shoving people out of the way?" asked Chase, hopefully. "Nuh uh, don't start shoving people until someone shoves you," said Tash. She was roughly pushed into the wall by a passing girl with gothic clothes on. Fire gleamed in Tash's eyes. "Right, its time for some serious shoving now!" and she made her way through the crowd, shoving people left, right, and center. "Finally!" exclaimed Chase, and followed her comrade. It would seem that she had been shoving too violently, as when a large boy refused to budge after she'd pushed him, she got rather angry.
"Excuse me, you are blocking the way, now MOVE!" said Chase, wanting her break food. "No, why should I?" said the large one. "Because I want my food, and I can't get to it. I repeat, MOVE!" shouted Chase. The other students could sense a fight, and they all stopped talking, and turned around to witness it.
"I'm not moving, go find some other way to go." "Right! I am REALLY pissed off now, so I suggest you move, before the power of hunger smites you down," shouted Chase angrily. "No! And why are you speaking funny!?" said the large, dumb boy. "Talking funny? TALKING FUNNY!? How dare thee speaketh to me that wayeth!" yelled Chase, now rather drunk on hunger.
She launched herself at the boy, with a glazed look in her eyes. She began punching the rudeass, and then started jumping on his stomach, all the while shouting, "DIETH! DIETH! DIETH!"
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" chorused the students loudly.
"Ahem! What seems to be the problem Miss Nicor?" asked a teacherish voice coming from the door.
"Rei, Chase wanted to get to the food, but that big fat rude ass wouldn't let her pass, so Chase got angry and started speaking Old English. I think that her being so hungry made her do that," explained Tash quickly.
"I see. Mr Ralgo, please come with me," said Rei, trying to keep calm, and not let her famous temper get the better of her. The rude boy heaved himself off the floor, and walked after Rei, wincing. When he shut the door, everyone was silent, they could hear Rei's voice shouting.
"...we do NOT tolerate RUDENESS here, you will APOLOGISE to Miss Nicor, and you will help Oolong in the kitchen for your punishment..."
That was all the students needed to hear, and they went back to talking.
"Chase, that was GREAT, you sure showed him. When you picked to be half Saiya-jin, half Juptarian, that really paid off. Both races are great at fighting, and Juptarians always did have an urge to fight whatever annoyed them," said Tash.
"Food, I need food," said Chase, staggering over to the buffet table, where she grabbed a plate, and ate (AN: Hey that rhymes!) until she'd had enough. Luckily for everyone else, the table magically refilled when food was taken. Tash joined Chase, and soon they were both stuffed.
Hey! That was Chapter 3! Read and review! Flames will be painted on a big poster, and stuck up in the middle of the mall, for people to point and laugh at. It will become an attraction, and I will get rich, so please flame me!!! Nice and lovely comments will be welcomed too. They will also become an attraction, for people to read, and think, "What a nice person!".
In the next chapter, Chase and Tash decorate their room, Tash tries to strangle herself, and I make a guest appearance!!! See ya then!!! Ja ne!!!
Chapter 3: OK, so WHAT happened to our ROOM!!!???
"Welcome to another year at the Dragonball Z-Sailor Moon Crossover College. As most of you know, all underground rooms are off limits to all students. Aside from that, you may go anywhere," said Luna, with authority. "Every other weekend, you will be taken home for reunions with your family. This year, we informed your parents that you are at a Physics and Chemistry College. That should satisfy them, and put them in a good mood with you."
"Cool! Now my family will be proud of me!" said Tash to Chase.
"Each day, you will wake up at 7:00 AM. Breakfast is at 7:30 AM. School starts at 8:30 AM, and each single lesson is half an hour. Breaks are also half an hour, and lunch is an hour and a half. School lessons finish at 3:30 PM, and you have free time until 6:00 PM, which is supper. At 7:00 PM it is study time for an hour and a half. Lights out is at 10:30 PM. We don't mind if you have midnight feasts, and wander around the school at night, but don't expect us to be sympathetic if you can't stay awake the next day. Any questions?"
Every hand went up.
"About the college?" All hands went down. All the characters sweatdropped. Tash snickered.
"You are dismissed," said Luna, a bit annoyed at the questions. It was like that every year. No one wanted to ask any questions about the college. She rubbed her temples, and awaited a headache.
Tash and Chase went back to their room.
"Huh? Why's the door not shut?" asked Chase. "I dunno, but I got a bad feeling about this," answered Tash, feeling a bit sick. She cautiously went into the room, only to have a bucket of red painty water soak her from head to tail. Of course, the bucket had to fall on her head, causing a loud metallic bang, and an "ouch!" from Tash, to echo down the hallway.
"Tash, are you OK?" said Chase, and started to enter the room. "STOP! Chase don't come any closer, there's probably loads of stuff they've done to this room," warned Tash. She took off the bucket, and put it down gently. She looked around, and couldn't see anything else different about the room, so she motioned for Chase to come in. Chase stepped forward, and tripped. A bucket of milk swung out from nowhere, and soaked Chase. She looked to see what she had tripped on, it was a trip wire.
"RIGHT THAT'S IT, THIS MEANS WAR!!!" yelled Chase, angrily. Tash agreed, but didn't know how the culprits could've had time to do this, as everyone was at the assembly. Or were they?
"Come on, lets clean this up. Stupid Vegeta fans!!!" said Tash, very pissed off. "Yeah, alright, but we will get our revenge, and it will be sweet, or so help me I will explode! Literally!" said Chase, meaningfully. They heard laughter coming from next door, and they glared at the wall. "Shall we confront them?" suggested Chase, begging Tash with her eyes to let her brutally murder the two culprits. "Nah, we'll let them think they've got away with it, but they won't, and we'll get some help too!" said Tash, giving a laugh not unlike Bart Simpson's. Chase copied it, and soon, both girls were evil-laughing so loud, that the whole of the corridor could hear them.
The Vegetarians next door also heard them, and for some reason, got the shivers.
"Emily? I think, we are going to regret what we did," said Lisa. "Yeah, but it was worth it, at least the other one we did's people aren't laughing maniacally," said Emily. From a couple of doors down, came more laughter. Both Vegetarians sweatdropped heavily. "I guess they're all alike. Well, we're doomed," said Lisa.
Back in Tash and Chase's room, the two hybrid saiya-jins were just finishing off cleaning, and they were not happy bunnies. "I swear, those bitches next door will never know what hit them," cried Tash, accidentally knocking something over behind her. "Tash, mind your tail," scolded Chase. "Wha? Oh yeah, I signed up as half Saiya-jin half Martian, didn't I?" remembered Tash out loud. "Come on, lets go get break, it's half nine," said Chase. Tash nodded, and both girls ran out of the room, this time making sure that the door was locked shut this time. When they got to the break room, which was right next to the dining room, they could hardly move because everyone was there.
"Is it time to start shoving people out of the way?" asked Chase, hopefully. "Nuh uh, don't start shoving people until someone shoves you," said Tash. She was roughly pushed into the wall by a passing girl with gothic clothes on. Fire gleamed in Tash's eyes. "Right, its time for some serious shoving now!" and she made her way through the crowd, shoving people left, right, and center. "Finally!" exclaimed Chase, and followed her comrade. It would seem that she had been shoving too violently, as when a large boy refused to budge after she'd pushed him, she got rather angry.
"Excuse me, you are blocking the way, now MOVE!" said Chase, wanting her break food. "No, why should I?" said the large one. "Because I want my food, and I can't get to it. I repeat, MOVE!" shouted Chase. The other students could sense a fight, and they all stopped talking, and turned around to witness it.
"I'm not moving, go find some other way to go." "Right! I am REALLY pissed off now, so I suggest you move, before the power of hunger smites you down," shouted Chase angrily. "No! And why are you speaking funny!?" said the large, dumb boy. "Talking funny? TALKING FUNNY!? How dare thee speaketh to me that wayeth!" yelled Chase, now rather drunk on hunger.
She launched herself at the boy, with a glazed look in her eyes. She began punching the rudeass, and then started jumping on his stomach, all the while shouting, "DIETH! DIETH! DIETH!"
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" chorused the students loudly.
"Ahem! What seems to be the problem Miss Nicor?" asked a teacherish voice coming from the door.
"Rei, Chase wanted to get to the food, but that big fat rude ass wouldn't let her pass, so Chase got angry and started speaking Old English. I think that her being so hungry made her do that," explained Tash quickly.
"I see. Mr Ralgo, please come with me," said Rei, trying to keep calm, and not let her famous temper get the better of her. The rude boy heaved himself off the floor, and walked after Rei, wincing. When he shut the door, everyone was silent, they could hear Rei's voice shouting.
"...we do NOT tolerate RUDENESS here, you will APOLOGISE to Miss Nicor, and you will help Oolong in the kitchen for your punishment..."
That was all the students needed to hear, and they went back to talking.
"Chase, that was GREAT, you sure showed him. When you picked to be half Saiya-jin, half Juptarian, that really paid off. Both races are great at fighting, and Juptarians always did have an urge to fight whatever annoyed them," said Tash.
"Food, I need food," said Chase, staggering over to the buffet table, where she grabbed a plate, and ate (AN: Hey that rhymes!) until she'd had enough. Luckily for everyone else, the table magically refilled when food was taken. Tash joined Chase, and soon they were both stuffed.
Hey! That was Chapter 3! Read and review! Flames will be painted on a big poster, and stuck up in the middle of the mall, for people to point and laugh at. It will become an attraction, and I will get rich, so please flame me!!! Nice and lovely comments will be welcomed too. They will also become an attraction, for people to read, and think, "What a nice person!".
In the next chapter, Chase and Tash decorate their room, Tash tries to strangle herself, and I make a guest appearance!!! See ya then!!! Ja ne!!!