Title: So You Wanna Date A Duck?
Author(s): RnbwRvrGrl (Sparkle) and Digital Tempest
Rating: PG-13, we guess
Summary: Two very bored authors bring you an odd fic that came from an MSN messenger conversation. It's odd, extremely odd. You have been properly warned. ^_^
Authors' Notes: Don't kill us we were just having fun. Flame if you must but Flames toast s'mores!
Additional Author's notes from Sparkle: Maybe I should mention that it's mostly me (Sparkle) working on this. Tempest is adamantly working on an outline to a story we're going to write together soonish, but she does put feedback into it. Most of this is derived from random stuff from our MSN conversations. Hehehe. Yes, it's scary to know we act like this, but trust me this is just the tip of iceberg in our oddness. ^_^ Okay, that's all. Read on. -- Sparkle
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-Sparkle is scolding a very sad Tempest-
Sparkle: *says sternly* You apologize to all the good people out there in ff.net land.
Tempest: *gulps* But I don't wanna!
Sparkle: Tempest…
-Tempest walks to the middle of the room with her head held down.-
Tempest: *sniffles* I'm sorry f-for… *whispers to Sparkle* What am I sorry for?
Sparkle: *frowns* TEMPEST!
Tempest: ~_~ Oh, alright. *huffs* I'm sorry for causing all that pandemonium in the last chapter. I promise that I won't write in any random characters from X-Men or Harry Potter anymore. *snickers* And if any of you feel cheated, she'd be more than happy to give Averman another go.
Sparkle: *beams* Now, was that so hard?
Tempest: *sulks and sits down on the couch* I'm not supposed to be in the chapter anyway. Didn't you get my letter of resignation? IS THAT MY LETTER YOU'RE BURNING?
-Sparkle is torching a letter and saying, "oooo, pretty"-
Tempest: *cries* I'm never going to get out of this fic, am I?
Sparkle: You can get out over my dead body.
Tempest: *gives Sparkle a steely glower* That can be arranged. I'm quite proficient with sharp objects.
Sparkle: O_O Me and my big mouth. *gulps and thanks her stars the phone rang.*
Tempest: *looks around* We have a phone?
Sparkle: *nods*
Tempest: You mean I coulda phoned myself out of this insanity?
Sparkle: *avoids the topic* Someone needs to get the phone. It's under the couch.
Tempest: What's it doing there? Were you trying to hide it from moi?
Sparkle: *innocent* No, I would never do a thing like that.
Tempest: Sure, you wouldn't. *digs phone from under couch and stares at it.*
Sparkle: Answer the phone, Tempest.
Tempest: You said 'get' the phone.
Sparkle: YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT!
Tempest: Shoulda specified…
Sparkle: Smartass. Answer the phone.
Tempest: *picks up the receiver* Hello… ah… really *pulls phone away from her ear and winces* WOO! I'm not deaf, dumb, or incompetent you know. You can speak softer. *Tempest nods head and looks at Sparkle out of the corner of her eye*… I think you should talk to my associate about that… no, no, I know nothing…
Sparkle: *asks suspiciously* Who's that Tempest?
Tempest: *puts her hand to the mouthpiece* IT'S DISNEY! THEY WANT THEIR GODDAMN DUCKS BACK!
Sparkle: o_O;;
Tempest: I'm just repeating what the man on the phone said. *starts back to talking on the phone* Oh, really… that's interesting… smoke signals you say… an S.O.D… Save Our Ducks… hey, that's witty… from 2121 Fanfiction.net Lane, you say? That address sounds familiar.
-Sparkle grabs the phone and slams it down-
Sparkle: You're not to answer that damn phone anymore. The nerve of those people trying to ruin our big thing. They're just jealous they didn't think of it first.
Tempest: There are smoke signals coming from 2121 Fanfiction.net Lane, apparently someone thinks the Ducks need saving. *shifts eyes to Sparkle*
Sparkle: *sweatdrop* Yeah, so?
Tempest: Isn't 2121 Fanfiction.net Lane where you reside Sparkle?
Sparkle: *says innocently* Why yes, I believe it is.
Tempest: So why would someone be sending smoke signals to your house? You're hiding Adam there aren't you?
*snarls* You'll never take me alive?
Tempest: It's sad enough to deal with him being in denial, but et tu, Sparklus? Well, somehow he's gotten out of your chains and he's probably burned your house down like a good fire kitty.
Sparkle: o_O;; Did you just call him Fire Kitty?
Tempest: What would you rather I call him? Pussycat? *meows* And more importantly shouldn't you be worried about your house? I mean it could be up in flames with Adam in there. Let's hope he wasn't that dumb though.
-Sparkle runs out the door. Tempest hears a car pull off with a loud squeal-
Tempest: Hmm… alright then… *takes out the magical keyboard to amuse herself, but is unable to use it as Sparkle comes running back through the door*
Sparkle: My house is fine. My grass is a little scorched and that bear rug my Aunt Ida gave me is ruined, but the house is fine. I never liked that rug anyway. I wonder how he made those chains stretch so far…
Tempest: So you admit your hiding him.
Sparkle: I admit nothing.
Tempest: I don't want to end up in some state penitentiary. It would be my luck I'd end up being the girlfriend to some violent femme named Rocky.
Sparkle: You should be more cheerful about this.
Tempest: *grumbles*
Sparkle: *says happily* On to more cheery subject… Today I thought we might to something different…
Tempest: *says worriedly* Different?
Sparkle: Don't worry, it'll be fun. ^______^
Tempest: I don't like the sound of this already. *sweatdrop*
Sparkle: I think you'll like this.
Tempest: Does it involve Dean?
Sparkle: *gives Tempest a withering look*
Tempest: GEEZUS, I had to ask. Well, if doesn't involve Dean, it can't be too much fun. *rolls eyes and mutters*
Sparkle: We're going to answer our reviews. We got some really nice ones you know.
Tempest: So, we're having mail time. Isn't this speshal?
Sparkle: It's just going to be a little intermission.
Tempest: So, in other words you're giving everyone a milk and cookie break. Does that mean there are no Ducks this chapter?S *watches as the readers scurry away at the mention of no Ducks this chapter*
Sparkle: I didn't say that *readers come running back* I just don't know. We'll see what pops up. *readers grumble and walk away again*
Tempest: *tries to sneak off with the readers*
Sparkle: WHERE YA GOING TEMPEST?
Tempest: *cringes* Nowhere. =\
Sparkle: Anyhow *pulls out a random review* This comes from Meme and she says: That's wicked cute. Omg. While I objected to the fact my two fave ducks Adam and Portman are being violated by someone other then me, it's still funny. Write more soon.
Tempest: ^_^ Thanks, we think you're wicked cute too. And don't worry I promise to return Portman before curfew unharmed. I don't know about Sparkle though. You might be hard-pressed to get Adam back.
Sparkle: *says in cavegirl voice* ADAM! MINE!
-Tempest slaps Sparkle soundly across the face.-
Tempest: SNAP OUT OF IT GIRL!
Sparkle: *blushes* Er… Adam… is… er… missing… So, he might not make it for curfew. *shifts eyes* OKAY! *claps hands* Next random review. This comes from Nick (ShastyMcNasty): So, I'm God now. =D I accept the position. Heh.
Tempest: YOU SHALL DIE NICK!
Sparkle: AGREES!
Nick (o.c): NAY, NICK SHALL NOT DIE FOR HE IS GOD!
Tempest: I'm going to kill him.
Sparkle: *says quickly* Next review… Charismatic says: This is just so *snorts with laughter* funny! *nods* Tempest, you cracked me up (Yes Banks is soooo obvoiusly gay!). And Sparkle, I found your fixatin WITH Adam highly amusing. Keep up the great work!
Tempest: *beams* See I know I wasn't the only one who thought that Adam was gay.
Sparkle: *cries* He's not gay! You people are just lost!
Tempest: Haha, thanks for the review(s) Charismatic. It's nice to see that people realize I'm a lot smarter than I look. *pulls a random review out the review bag* This one comes from Jenstar: Funny, I like it. Who's gonna get Charlie?? Charlie is my fave.. Don't hurt him! Keep writing!!
Sparkle: Thanks for the review, Jen. Well, I have no intentions of being mean to Charlie. Tempest?
Tempest: *twiddles thumbs and whistle*
Sparkle: TEMPEST!
Tempest: *deadpan* I don't make promises I can't keep.
Sparkle: You will not be mean to Charlie. You've said so yourself, you think Charlie is adorable.
Tempest: But being mean is fun!
Sparkle: *says to Jenstar* Tempest will make a conscious effort to be nice.
Tempest: Yeah, okay. *sarcasm* Do you think they really believe that?
Sparkle: Next review comes from Joyful: I LOVE IT! I want in! Heh, if you want another meandering crazy person in your msn convos add dancing_cow_tipper@hotmail.com hehehe. I LOE THIS FIC! ! ! ! ! MORE! ! ! ! ooooooooooooo, can Lex Luthor be added to be glomped with Dean? *hopes* hmmmm *contemplates Dean Portman/Lex Lutr slash* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . ..
Tempest: Lex Luthor/Dean Portman slash? *drools* We are talking about young Lex from Smallville right… *drools more* Yum, young Lex… Dean… WEE! Clark! Menage a threesome *faints*
Sparkle: Jesus, can she say that in a PG-13 fic? Anyway, to address the entering of other people in this fic. I would love to add you all. The conversations themselves took place in one day and it was REALLY long, but I will always add more people. :) The only thing I'm concerned about is making you appear in a manner you don't want to. So, if you can give me some insight on how you want to be portrayed, favorite Ducks and the like, there's always room for more. :) You can email it to me at RnBwRvrGrl@cherriemail.com or leave it in a review. Make sure to leave an email addy, so I can get back to you, too. Can somebody please revive Tempest.
-Two of the lackey guys walk in the room and argue who's going to give her mouth to mouth. Oddly enough they look like The Rock and Chris Jericho. Sparkle realizes this is Tempest's doing.-
Lackey Rock: I'm going to give her mouth to mouth. *puses Lackey Jericho*
Lackey Jericho: NOOO, you get to do everything. It's my turn! *pushes Lackey Rock*
-Tempest opens one eye and smiles slyly, and then quickly closes her eyes when she sees that others are looking-
Lackey Rock: Paper, rock, scissors…
Lackey Jericho: On three…
-Sparkle watches as they play RPS, and Lackey Rock wins with rock (of course).-
Laxkey Jericho: No fair.
Sparkle: *attaches herself to Jericho* I'll take care of you. You'll be a fine specimen to add to my collection of yummy males.
Tempest: *squeals* IT'S THE ROCK!! *glomps*
-Sparkle pries Tempest off Lackey Rock-
Sparkle: I thought I told you no more cross fandomizing…
Tempest: You said X-Men and Harry Potter.
Sparkle: Why you --
Tempest: NEXT REVIEW! This comes from Cake Eater: aaaw, poor kenny. i hope he's ok. and let adam get his MAN! hehe i raised my hand too when asked who else thinks adam's gay! any chance of me being the lucky girl who get's guy germaine?!?! oooooh i hope so!!!!
Sparkle: Thanks for your review Cake Eater. We're still working on getting him back. =\ *ignores the comment about Adam being gay while Tempest gloats*
Tempest: We? Why is there this WE? YOU got Kenny ducknapped.
Sparkle: But you're suppose to be my friend.
Tempest: WOO! Moving on. To answer the rest of the review… Guy… *taps head* Is he available? I thought he was with you know…
Sparkle: *wiggles eyebrows* Remember we shipped you know who to Alaska, so Guy is very much free.
Tempest: Oh yeah, well there ya go! He is free! Now, you get your man, Cake Eater!
Sparkle: One more review before we go, and Dana says, "This was just odd. BUt i liked it."
Tempest: Thanks for that review. *beams proudly at apart of something odd, but liked* Sometimes, we just can't help ourselves.
Sparkle: *beams as well* Well, folks, that looks like that's about all from us right now. Thank you all for your reviews. We appreciate them very much. *shameless plug cause she loves Tempest very much* Check out Tempest's new TEMPESTUATING (don't ask) fic "Breaking Up the Girl"
Tempest: *sniffles* That was so sqweet! *shamless plug for Sparkle cause Sparkle rawks the cabash* If you're into So Little Time, make sure you check out Sparkles SPARKTACULAR fic "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Sparkle: That's all folks ;)
Delia (O.C.): HEY WHAT ABOUT MY REVIEWS!
Tempest: We purposefully ignored your reviews Delia cause you STOLE Ken. GIVE HIM BACK!
Delia (O.C): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. NEVAH!!
Sparkle: Don't worry I have a plan…
Tempest: You always say that, and they NEVER work…
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Next chapter soon! Didn't read over this much, excuse my mistakes. - Sparklej