D-sama: Second Chappie's up, and it's a lot faster then the last one, Loko-
chan.
Lokopata-sama: I would have taken that as a compliment, but you know I hate it when you call me "Loko-chan".
Jpuff-chan: You know LOKOPATA-SAMA, your fics would be more successful if you actually had some of the character's ideas.
Lokopata-sama: I do. Xel-chan and Filia-san would be glad to give me their ideas, if I excepted them ^-^
(Mace and staff points to Lokopata-sama)
Lokopata-sama: I would gladly except your ideas, but I finished the chapter already.
(Fighting in the background)
D-sama & Jpuff-chan: *rather exasperated voices* Lokopata-sama doesn't own slayers and she is too insignificant and penniless if you want to sue her. Why don't you sue Bill Gates if he ever wrote a fanfic.
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*Math Class*
"And now, you must."
Oh man, thought Xelloss, how can his voice just drone on and on like an old vacuum cleaner? And how is it that she can still take notes?
His thoughts referred to the girl that's was sitting in front of him. Filia was anxiously writing down every word that came out of Professor Grauscherra's mouth. This was the only subject he found Grauscherra couldn't handle his students was math. But then there are certain ex-Fire Dragon Lord Priestesses that just love to work hard like some derived math freak. Sometimes things like this just reminds me of the time when.
*Xelloss's flashack*
"Filia-momma I'm back from school," Val said in a rather tired way, then continued, "could you help me with this math question?"
"Sure!" Filia answered as if math was something she loved most.
"My, my Fi-chan, don't you like math, what got into you today?" Xelloss said in a voice dripping sweetness.
"I like math because the problems reminds me of a little of Cat's cradle. You won't understand, namagomi."
Xelloss frowned. Then murmurs something about selfish dragons who love to strangle people with string . On reward was an immense mace landing in front of his face.
*end of flashback*
Xelloss winced. It was great pain just to think about that, that, that. thing! That inferior, large-spiked, gigantic.
He got no further, the bell rang and a math booklet whose size almost excelled mace-sama was given out for homework. The class didn't get to groan as Dynast glared at them, the boring drone in his voice disappeared. "Homework due next week. Goodbye!"
Filia gathered her ten-page notes and clipped them into a binder which held a large amount of math notes. Filing the math booklet and placing her english, history, chemistry, social studies, and science into her backpack, she walked off towards home. She bumped into Xelloss on the way out of the school, and then noticed that he was dragging along the largest, heaviest backpack she has ever seen. She smirked, something, which looked so horrible on her that Xelloss winced and decided from now on, he did the smirking and she did the I-am-so-much-better-then-you look. Filia asked in a voice that was enough to make L-sama tremble with confusion. "Do you need any help, Xel-kun?"
"No thank you, Fi-chan."
"What is making your backpack so heavy anyway?" Filia asked as she walked Xelloss and the large backpack out the front door.
"Um, some paper work the principal requires for a transfer. Anyway, you don't have to walk me out like this Fi-chan, I didn't know you cared about little old me."
Filia pulled out her mace, and swung it expertly over her head. Thankfully, they were out of school grounds and on their way home. No teachers. Filia simply said, "Maybe I do care but maybe I don't. After you die of course, I might decide to come to your funeral, and I might even get you some flowers."
"You know that's really is kind of you, but this backpack and all it's paperwork (including the home work) needs to be complete. If I leave so soon, then how am I going to get to lug all this back to school?" answered a rather nervous Xelloss and suddenly with surprising strength and speed ran off with his bakcpack.
Filia continued her walk home alone. She remember when Xelloss offered to walk Val to school. She regretted ever saying yes. Sort of like the way D- sama is starting to regret excepting a negative from the Singing Cotton Ball Factory. (Jpuff hits Lokopata-sama over the head with mace-sama)
*Filia's flashback*
Xelloss grinned deviously as he finally got a chance to play a little game of his own. He took Val to school and then called Filia telling her that Val had run away. Filia went into an absolute fit, and of course, fainted right at the spot after she had finished muttering about untrustworthy namagomi mazokus, empty-headed mazokus, irresponsible mazokus, stupid mazokus, squinty-eyed, smiling, staff-slinging mazokus and so on. After who knows how long, Filia came around to see Val standing there. Val said, he had came home from school and the usual, but Filia asked him why had Xelloss said he had run away, and Val simply answered, "he said to tell you "Sore wa himitsu desu" and that he played a trick on you."
*end of Filia's flashback*
Filia thought that there was finally no connection to her past when Xelloss appeared. Xelloss. He ruins everything. Everything. EVERYTHING! Screamed Filia in her mind. Oh well, forget it, thought Filia, I'm home anyway.
". it's great having you."
". flattered, thank you."
Filia peeked into the living room and was shocked to see a stunningly beautiful woman. She had long silky black hair and milk-white teeth. He smile was somewhat more like sunshine, and she had eyes that looked like newly polished amethyst. Her own mother was not ugly either (sheesh people, just because Filia thinks the other woman is beautiful, doesn't mean her own mother wasn't the same). Her mother had long gold hair and hazel eyes. Then at the thought of eyes sent her into space. Amethyst eyes. She had just seen them today. But how? She has never seen this woman before, or has she? Oh Filia, stop being stupid she thought to herself and she went into the living room.
"Hi mom."
"Oh, Filia-san, I want you to meet Iris. She's my new cellmate. She arrived just today."
"Um, how enchanting to meet you, Iris," murmured Filia through rather pursed lips. Arrived just today. What a coincidence. Namagomi arrived today as well. Filia ran upstairs after a formal but brief introduction. She opened up her homework and started working. All the homework was given by Grauscherra. It was strange how the students in his class always stayed in the same room throughout the day, unlike most high-school students. Grauscherra taught everything. It's so annoying sometimes. He taught english, french, history, art, chemistry, science, phys. ed., math, social studies, and, and .
It's so stupid, thought Filia. And then there's all this homework. She had taken school fro 100 years when she was a dragon and still, she was forced to study such nonsense. Please, how could you complete an history essay by tomorrow along with a chemistry experiment which must be completed at school, but requires studying a two chapter simple textbook, ten-page story on the American renaissance three days after that, volleyball practices three days a week for everyone, a recreation of Mona Lisa due two weeks from now, and a math booklet due next week. Oh, did I forget to mention the book talk that goes along with the story? And it's only the first day of school.
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Lokopata-sama: Finished! See Fi-chan, Xel-chan, it is great after all.
Filia-san: Then why do I have to complete all that homework?
Xel-chan: Well it's not like it's only you. You're so selfish. Why do you only think of yourself?
Filia-san: You should know what my mace can do. And you should know you never say that in my face.
Xel-chan: Then can I say that behind your back? *then runs away*
Lokopata-sama: Clam down you two, you're going to smash-
-Crash!
Lokopata-sama: (helplessly) the coffee table.
Lokopata-sama: I would have taken that as a compliment, but you know I hate it when you call me "Loko-chan".
Jpuff-chan: You know LOKOPATA-SAMA, your fics would be more successful if you actually had some of the character's ideas.
Lokopata-sama: I do. Xel-chan and Filia-san would be glad to give me their ideas, if I excepted them ^-^
(Mace and staff points to Lokopata-sama)
Lokopata-sama: I would gladly except your ideas, but I finished the chapter already.
(Fighting in the background)
D-sama & Jpuff-chan: *rather exasperated voices* Lokopata-sama doesn't own slayers and she is too insignificant and penniless if you want to sue her. Why don't you sue Bill Gates if he ever wrote a fanfic.
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*Math Class*
"And now, you must."
Oh man, thought Xelloss, how can his voice just drone on and on like an old vacuum cleaner? And how is it that she can still take notes?
His thoughts referred to the girl that's was sitting in front of him. Filia was anxiously writing down every word that came out of Professor Grauscherra's mouth. This was the only subject he found Grauscherra couldn't handle his students was math. But then there are certain ex-Fire Dragon Lord Priestesses that just love to work hard like some derived math freak. Sometimes things like this just reminds me of the time when.
*Xelloss's flashack*
"Filia-momma I'm back from school," Val said in a rather tired way, then continued, "could you help me with this math question?"
"Sure!" Filia answered as if math was something she loved most.
"My, my Fi-chan, don't you like math, what got into you today?" Xelloss said in a voice dripping sweetness.
"I like math because the problems reminds me of a little of Cat's cradle. You won't understand, namagomi."
Xelloss frowned. Then murmurs something about selfish dragons who love to strangle people with string . On reward was an immense mace landing in front of his face.
*end of flashback*
Xelloss winced. It was great pain just to think about that, that, that. thing! That inferior, large-spiked, gigantic.
He got no further, the bell rang and a math booklet whose size almost excelled mace-sama was given out for homework. The class didn't get to groan as Dynast glared at them, the boring drone in his voice disappeared. "Homework due next week. Goodbye!"
Filia gathered her ten-page notes and clipped them into a binder which held a large amount of math notes. Filing the math booklet and placing her english, history, chemistry, social studies, and science into her backpack, she walked off towards home. She bumped into Xelloss on the way out of the school, and then noticed that he was dragging along the largest, heaviest backpack she has ever seen. She smirked, something, which looked so horrible on her that Xelloss winced and decided from now on, he did the smirking and she did the I-am-so-much-better-then-you look. Filia asked in a voice that was enough to make L-sama tremble with confusion. "Do you need any help, Xel-kun?"
"No thank you, Fi-chan."
"What is making your backpack so heavy anyway?" Filia asked as she walked Xelloss and the large backpack out the front door.
"Um, some paper work the principal requires for a transfer. Anyway, you don't have to walk me out like this Fi-chan, I didn't know you cared about little old me."
Filia pulled out her mace, and swung it expertly over her head. Thankfully, they were out of school grounds and on their way home. No teachers. Filia simply said, "Maybe I do care but maybe I don't. After you die of course, I might decide to come to your funeral, and I might even get you some flowers."
"You know that's really is kind of you, but this backpack and all it's paperwork (including the home work) needs to be complete. If I leave so soon, then how am I going to get to lug all this back to school?" answered a rather nervous Xelloss and suddenly with surprising strength and speed ran off with his bakcpack.
Filia continued her walk home alone. She remember when Xelloss offered to walk Val to school. She regretted ever saying yes. Sort of like the way D- sama is starting to regret excepting a negative from the Singing Cotton Ball Factory. (Jpuff hits Lokopata-sama over the head with mace-sama)
*Filia's flashback*
Xelloss grinned deviously as he finally got a chance to play a little game of his own. He took Val to school and then called Filia telling her that Val had run away. Filia went into an absolute fit, and of course, fainted right at the spot after she had finished muttering about untrustworthy namagomi mazokus, empty-headed mazokus, irresponsible mazokus, stupid mazokus, squinty-eyed, smiling, staff-slinging mazokus and so on. After who knows how long, Filia came around to see Val standing there. Val said, he had came home from school and the usual, but Filia asked him why had Xelloss said he had run away, and Val simply answered, "he said to tell you "Sore wa himitsu desu" and that he played a trick on you."
*end of Filia's flashback*
Filia thought that there was finally no connection to her past when Xelloss appeared. Xelloss. He ruins everything. Everything. EVERYTHING! Screamed Filia in her mind. Oh well, forget it, thought Filia, I'm home anyway.
". it's great having you."
". flattered, thank you."
Filia peeked into the living room and was shocked to see a stunningly beautiful woman. She had long silky black hair and milk-white teeth. He smile was somewhat more like sunshine, and she had eyes that looked like newly polished amethyst. Her own mother was not ugly either (sheesh people, just because Filia thinks the other woman is beautiful, doesn't mean her own mother wasn't the same). Her mother had long gold hair and hazel eyes. Then at the thought of eyes sent her into space. Amethyst eyes. She had just seen them today. But how? She has never seen this woman before, or has she? Oh Filia, stop being stupid she thought to herself and she went into the living room.
"Hi mom."
"Oh, Filia-san, I want you to meet Iris. She's my new cellmate. She arrived just today."
"Um, how enchanting to meet you, Iris," murmured Filia through rather pursed lips. Arrived just today. What a coincidence. Namagomi arrived today as well. Filia ran upstairs after a formal but brief introduction. She opened up her homework and started working. All the homework was given by Grauscherra. It was strange how the students in his class always stayed in the same room throughout the day, unlike most high-school students. Grauscherra taught everything. It's so annoying sometimes. He taught english, french, history, art, chemistry, science, phys. ed., math, social studies, and, and .
It's so stupid, thought Filia. And then there's all this homework. She had taken school fro 100 years when she was a dragon and still, she was forced to study such nonsense. Please, how could you complete an history essay by tomorrow along with a chemistry experiment which must be completed at school, but requires studying a two chapter simple textbook, ten-page story on the American renaissance three days after that, volleyball practices three days a week for everyone, a recreation of Mona Lisa due two weeks from now, and a math booklet due next week. Oh, did I forget to mention the book talk that goes along with the story? And it's only the first day of school.
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Lokopata-sama: Finished! See Fi-chan, Xel-chan, it is great after all.
Filia-san: Then why do I have to complete all that homework?
Xel-chan: Well it's not like it's only you. You're so selfish. Why do you only think of yourself?
Filia-san: You should know what my mace can do. And you should know you never say that in my face.
Xel-chan: Then can I say that behind your back? *then runs away*
Lokopata-sama: Clam down you two, you're going to smash-
-Crash!
Lokopata-sama: (helplessly) the coffee table.