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"Scott?!" Bobby looked in the kitchen desperately. "Shades has left the building" Logan answered him from the table, he was drinking a beer and reading the paper when Bobby rushed in panicked. "Do you know where he is? I need help with my Home Ec project." Unmoved, Logan continued to read. "Boyscout and Jean went to go see a chick flick." "Shit!" Bobby collapsed in a chair about to cry. "I'm gonna fail! Unless" he looked at Logan with a devious look in his eyes "Unless, you know how to bake a banana cream pie, do you?" "No" Logan got up for a beer refill. "Please Logan! I'll go anything. Anything, you don't even have to bake, just read me the directions. Please." Bobby gave him a set of classic "puppy dog eyes" and burst into tears, "my sob, teacher sob sob said that if I didn't make a pie sob sob sob she'd sob have me sob expelled! WAAAAAAAA". Logan broke (he hated it when anyone cried, it was always so depressing), "Fine, shut up kid" "Great" Bobby immediately stopped crying and cleared a space on the counter.
Thirty minutes later they put the pie in the oven. While they watched the pie baked Bobby got up and said "I have to go to the bathroom", as he left the room Storm entered. Looking around she exclaimed "What happened in here?" The kitchen looked like a third world country during a nuclear war. "Don't tell anyone, but I helped Bobby bake a pie" Logan announced heroically "Really, why" She asked, the thought of Logan baking a pie was as funny as it was impossible to imagine. Logan started to clean up and explained "He had a project due in Home Ec, and he was gonna fail so I helped him. Of course he didn't know a thing about baking so I basically had to show him what to do. The poor kid, I don't know how he already isn't failing it, he hardly knew how to cook." Storm let him finish and it took all her will power to keep from laughing after she realized what happened. "Logan, Bobby doesn't take Home Ec. He tricked you, he got you to bake a pie" Logan clenched his fists and slowly turned red, "Bobby!" he yelled, and started after the teen.
"Scott?!" Bobby looked in the kitchen desperately. "Shades has left the building" Logan answered him from the table, he was drinking a beer and reading the paper when Bobby rushed in panicked. "Do you know where he is? I need help with my Home Ec project." Unmoved, Logan continued to read. "Boyscout and Jean went to go see a chick flick." "Shit!" Bobby collapsed in a chair about to cry. "I'm gonna fail! Unless" he looked at Logan with a devious look in his eyes "Unless, you know how to bake a banana cream pie, do you?" "No" Logan got up for a beer refill. "Please Logan! I'll go anything. Anything, you don't even have to bake, just read me the directions. Please." Bobby gave him a set of classic "puppy dog eyes" and burst into tears, "my sob, teacher sob sob said that if I didn't make a pie sob sob sob she'd sob have me sob expelled! WAAAAAAAA". Logan broke (he hated it when anyone cried, it was always so depressing), "Fine, shut up kid" "Great" Bobby immediately stopped crying and cleared a space on the counter.
Thirty minutes later they put the pie in the oven. While they watched the pie baked Bobby got up and said "I have to go to the bathroom", as he left the room Storm entered. Looking around she exclaimed "What happened in here?" The kitchen looked like a third world country during a nuclear war. "Don't tell anyone, but I helped Bobby bake a pie" Logan announced heroically "Really, why" She asked, the thought of Logan baking a pie was as funny as it was impossible to imagine. Logan started to clean up and explained "He had a project due in Home Ec, and he was gonna fail so I helped him. Of course he didn't know a thing about baking so I basically had to show him what to do. The poor kid, I don't know how he already isn't failing it, he hardly knew how to cook." Storm let him finish and it took all her will power to keep from laughing after she realized what happened. "Logan, Bobby doesn't take Home Ec. He tricked you, he got you to bake a pie" Logan clenched his fists and slowly turned red, "Bobby!" he yelled, and started after the teen.