A/N:

All wrestlers and celebrities belong to WWE. In that case, I think Vince McMan . . . wait a sec. THESE are PEOPLE! YOU CAN'T OWN PEOPLE! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE FREEDOM OF SLAVES? BLAH BLAH BLAH

Just a shorty on a 'what if' SMACKDOWN event. Please R&R if u have the time. You can go and read my 'SPIDERMAN' fanfic as well! It's entitled 'SPIDERMAN: WHAT LIES UNDERNEATH' enjoy! :)

SMACKDOWN!

LIVE FROM SOME STADIUM SOME WHERE

The promo hits

Commentators: Tazz and Michael Cole.

"Welcome To SmackDown! I'm Michael Cole and here with my co-commentator Tazz"

"It's good to be here Cole! The latest news is that we received an anonymous tip that The Rock might make an appearance tonight! What's up with that Cole?"

"I have no idea Tazz but what I DO know is that the WWE Undisputed Champion BROCK LESNER is sure worried!"

Backstage:

Matt Hardy was walking angrily around the arena looking for someone, he had a chair in his hand.

"Matt, Matt! Wait up!" Called Edge.

"Hey what's up?"

"Nothing much, but why are YOU running around with a steel chair in your hand?"

"This?" Matt pointed the chair.

"This bro, is for Brock Lesner! See I thought that Brock is a hard guy and needs to lose up a bit. So I've decided to introduce him to my friend here 'the chair'" he laughed.

Edge raised an eyebrow and said

"But I thought you were ONE of the Brock-a-holics"

Mattitude V1 snickered.

"After what the guy did to me last week? His going DOWN man!"

Ring:

"What was that about Tazz?"

"Beets me, I thought the guy was a complete jack-ass! But . . . I'm starting to think of him as a incomplete Jack Ass!"

". . . Ah . . . right Tazz"

Edge's Promo hits

Edge ran into the ring and took off his expensive coat and sunglasses.

Followed by Ray Mystereo

"Well, as we all know from what happened last week, we are here in the semifinal round of the Tag team tournament!" informed Tazz.

La' famila Guarero's (or whatever they call it) music hits

The bell rang.

Mystereo and Chavo go up first.

They lock up, but Chavo was unsuccessful because Ray rolled behind him and slammed him with a German supplex. Ray ran to the ropes and clotheslines Chavo. He gets to his feet and began to attack Ray Mystereo, but Ray dodged his boot kick and tried to side roll Chavo.

1, 2 and kick out by Chavo Guarrero.

Ray ran to the ropes again but Eddie hit him from behind.

The referee was arguing with Eddie about it. And suddenly Edge yelled out.

To the referee's surprise Ray was pinning Chavo!

1, 2 and again at the very last second Chavo kicked out.

Ray picked him up the head and whipped him to the ropes while Ray himself ran to the opposing rope.

Chavo came directly in front of Ray but he did the in-the-ropes-and-come-back-out-hitting-your-opponent-in the-face thing

(: don't know what he calls it :)

Chavo slammed to the ground. Mystereo jumped on the middle rope and tried to do the back flip-pin but Eddie caught him off guard.

The referee yelled at Eddie again. Both men were down. The ref. Began to count to 10.

"1!"

Both men were still down.

"2!"

Chavo moved a bit.

"3!"

Ray budged to the other side.

"4!"

Both men grabbed the ropes.

"5!"

Both men disparately tried to get to their feet balancing with the ropes.

"6!"

BY now they realized that they were in the corner but the wrong one.

Eddie hit Ray in face while Edge grabbed Chavo and slammed his neck into the ropes.

Both Ray and Chavo met again in the center of the ring. Chavo did a neck buster, a right hand by Ray, blocked by Chavo. Left hand by Chavo, Ray dodges and does a flying round-hose-kick.

Chavo thrashes to the mat.

Ray Mysteryo then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and does the back-flip pin.

1, 2, and Eddie interfere by yanking the referee out of the ring.

Edge jumps out from the ringside and kicks Eddie in the face.

Inside the ring Ray is Irish whipped by Chavo, bad move. Chavo wanted to clothesline ray but instead got another

'Go-inside-the-ropes-and-come-back-out-kicking-your-opponent-in-the-face' thing

(If you know what it's called please let me know!)

Chavo falls to the mat and Ray does the back-flip pin again.

The referee struggles to the ring and slowly counted

"1!" The crowd was cheering it as well.

"2!"

Edge crushed Eddie's head back Irish whipping him in the ring pole.

"3!"

tnnnnnn!

The bell rings.

"As a result by pin-fall the winner of the match . . . EDGE & RAY MYSTEREO!"

Announced the big, bald fat guy in the ring.

Edge and Ray celebrated as The La' famila gang ran out saying names not even audible.

COMMERSIALS

A/N: To find out what happens next, you gotta R&R! I got the whole story finished so if I get the reviews I'll submit them! :)