Dear diary,
pI am so restless, all i do is sit in this under water fruit all day, meowing on occasion. Sponge bob goes off to work and comes home smelling like deep fried sweat socks. In my spare time i have taken up fencing, and im quite good with a sword. Im training for bikini bottoms downfall, i GARY the snail will prevail, MWAHAHAHAHAMHAMEHAMEOWWW! Yesterday sponge bob forgot to feed me and i ate half the sofa. It tasted better then the discount snail food sponge bob feeds me daily. After bikini bottoms downfall i plan to follow my life long dream and become a snailor, what i would do to smell like dead fish and rotting nets. Lately i have been watching alot of television, ive taken to watching design shows and ive designed the inside of my shell to look just like the tattoo of pee wee herman on monica lewinskys right foot. I have to go, sponge bob is caught in the can opener again.
p Love, Gary.
pI am so restless, all i do is sit in this under water fruit all day, meowing on occasion. Sponge bob goes off to work and comes home smelling like deep fried sweat socks. In my spare time i have taken up fencing, and im quite good with a sword. Im training for bikini bottoms downfall, i GARY the snail will prevail, MWAHAHAHAHAMHAMEHAMEOWWW! Yesterday sponge bob forgot to feed me and i ate half the sofa. It tasted better then the discount snail food sponge bob feeds me daily. After bikini bottoms downfall i plan to follow my life long dream and become a snailor, what i would do to smell like dead fish and rotting nets. Lately i have been watching alot of television, ive taken to watching design shows and ive designed the inside of my shell to look just like the tattoo of pee wee herman on monica lewinskys right foot. I have to go, sponge bob is caught in the can opener again.
p Love, Gary.