CHAPTER 2:

Stephanie McMan was sitting in her office making the schedule of the night's show.

Suddenly, a staff member came bursting through the door.

Stephanie yelled at him saying

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"

"I'm REALLY sorry ma'am, but I have urgent news! I just saw a member of RAW coming here!" informed the staff member.

The crowd was all screaming.

" . . . Are you sure?"

"Positive"

"A member from RAW?"

"Yes ma'am"

" . . . Is it Eric Bischoff?"

"No, no! Not Bischoff! A . . . a . . . wrestler!"

"Who is it?!"

"I . . . I think it's . . . I think her name is Lita."

The crowd screamed again, as Stephanie looked shocked.

RING SIDE:

"I just don't get it Cole! I mean, tonight SmackDown is puzzling me up! First the Rock then Matt Hardy and Now LITA!"

"I know what you mean Cole. And we still haven't heard from the WWE champion Brock Lesner OR the Undertaker!"

The Undertaker theme song

'Dead man walking'

"Oh ho! Speaking of the Dead man! He is here! Tonight!"

Undertaker walked slowly to the ring, still having his cast on.

As the music stopped, the crowd went like crazy.

"Y'know something people?" Undertaker began saying.

"Everything that happened last week . . ."

The dead man was cut off by Brock Lesner's music.

And out came Paul Hayman and the WWE champion Brock Lesner.

"YOU KNOW . . . Brock and I've been working on something . . . and we came up with a new idea!"

Stated Hayman.

The crowd chanted 'YOU SUCK' and 'ASS HOLE'.

"Brock and I've decided to NOT to wait for No Mercy! But really have a title match HERE tonight!"

The crowd went crazy again.

The Undertaker wiped his nose and said:

"Wait, wait, let's not wait any precious time now, how about we do it now?"

The crowd went mad EVEN louder then before.

Brock's big grin was cut short and he began to take off his jacket.

"WHOA WHAO WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!"

Came out Stephanie, the General Manager of Smack Down.

"Brock, Taker, you 2 CAN'T GO UP against EACHOTHER tonight!" she told.

"See, I already made plans for tonight! . . . Brock you have to go up against Matt HARDY!"

Taker was smiling and crowd was screaming.

" . . . AND you have to go up against LITA!" The crowd wet wilder.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" – Paul Hayman.

"Are you saying that you're gonna put BROCK LESNER the WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION in a HANDICAP match?!"

McMan nodded and said, "YES!"

The crowd chanted went wild again, but a few were surprised.

" . . . And you: Undertaker. You aren't going to fight ANYONE tonight!" The crowd screamed 'BOO!'

"Because you are given the night off! Instead 2 mystery players will fight it on in a cage match tonight! And the winner of THAT match, will face The Undertaker & Brock Lesner at NO MERCY for the WWE Undisputed championship!"

There was a pause for a minute, no body knew what's going on.

Then the Undertaker spoke up,

"Ah no prob. I think I can make one more kid famous"

"WAIT! WAIT! YOU CAN'T GIVE A NEWCOMER A CHANCE TO WIN THE WWE CHAMPION SHIP!" pleaded Paul.

"Oh no, these are no newcomers I inform you!"

The Undertaker said "well if I can't kick ol' Brocky's ass in a match . . . then why not NOW?"

Lesner ran into the ring, both McMan and Hayman tried to stop him . . . but no luck.

Undertaker and Brock Lesner fought it out, right hands by Brock, but UT slammed his cast in Brock's face. Making him fly over to the corner.

UT then smashed Brock's ribs by punching him in the corner.

The referees and security came and broke the two away.

Match 2:

Rikishi's music hits

And the big fat man came out dancing.

The crowd cheered loudly.

Then came Kurt Angle's music

Angle came out but was greeted with the usual

'YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!'

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The bell rang.

Angle got scared and wasn't doing anything for a moment.

He looked around and then wanted to shake hands with Rikishi.

Rikishi looked as if it were dirt.

And pulled Angles hand, actually Irish whipping him. Angle came back running through the ropes. Rikishi greeted Angle with a boot-to-the-face.

Kurt rolled around the ring, Rikishi followed, but with a swift move, Angle hit Rikishi with a low blow!

Rikishi fell to ground, but Angle was there! And his shoulders were down!

1,2,3!

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That quick!

"The winner of this match dew to one fall. RIKISHI"

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