And Now For Something Completely Different Episode II: The Senseless Band
Story
One day, Nev and Lastriel were standing about. "what should we do today, eh Lasti?" said Nev. "ehdonstarafirewitit, eh wot?" she replied. "no thanks. I went when I got up this morning. How 'bout we sing 'William Tailor?'" "Yeah, alright." And so they sang.
'William Tailor was a brisk young sailor, full a heart and full a play, till his mind he did uncover, to thine youthful lady MAY!'
They accented this last part, then went on to the next verse, which was allegro.
"more en twenty brave young sailors, met him on the kings highway! As he went f'rword to git mar-ed Preesed 'e was an sent a-way!'
"Father eem a dun, dum a dare I dipper, O! Father reem a dum dumma dare I day! Father eem a dun, dum a dare I dipper, O! Father reem a dum dumma dare I day!"
But just as they were about to move to a part that was rather un- appropriate, Firn (one of their good friends) stepped in to stop them.
"Lariet, Lastriel, Lariet Nev!" "eh Firn! C'min sing wit us!" yelled Nev. "Nay, Ianter, that song is rather un-approprite, 'specially wit all dem people listenin' in on us." "eh wot people?" asked Lastriel. "those people." Said Firn. She pointed to a whole in the listeners imagination, which showed all of the band sitting around, wide-eyed. Most of the boys *coughalexcough* were awaiting the 'rather un-appropriate part', but they weren't going to get it! Nev looked through the hole, quite amazed. "wow..." she said, her mouth dropping open like a Venus fly trap and her eyes staring like a chubby kid looks at a jelly doughnut. "Really, its not thaaaaaaaaaat interesting." said Firn, who was the pessimist of the group. Finally, when they had managed to pull Nev away from the hole, they decided to play the Quiet Game. That didn't last long. "LASTI! YOU TALKED!" "I DID NOT!!!"
"LIAR!"
"YOU BOTH TALKED!"
"DID NOT!" The noise rose in a crescendo louder and louder until Lastriels brother wandered over. "You dolt!" he yelled at Lastriel. " Your usin the same dumb trick you used in your story about me for Language Arts, And Now For Something Completely Different Episode I: The Big One!" "am not!" she growled back! "yeah you are" but then Frin ran in and shouted "STRINGENDO!" just because Lastriel needed to used this word but she forgot what it meant. They also yelled "STARANDO!" for the same reason. These two 's' words banished the evil one, forever. and ever. and ever. or at least till Episode III: The Return of the Incongruity. Things after that kind of slowed down like a rallentando on that one song that I cant remember the name of. So, they were walking around when they saw a sign, that said "D.S. AL FINE" . "Riiiiiiiiight." said Firn, who, may I once again say is a pessimist. "No, we must go to the sign!" yelled Lastriel, who ran off to this sign that said "LAGATO" "What does that mean?" asked Nev. "Search me." said Firn "No" said Lastriel "it was a senseless reason for the author to add these two last musical words, and this last senseless paragraph." "Oh." Said Firn and Nev. Then the story came to an abrupt and sudden end.
FINI
One day, Nev and Lastriel were standing about. "what should we do today, eh Lasti?" said Nev. "ehdonstarafirewitit, eh wot?" she replied. "no thanks. I went when I got up this morning. How 'bout we sing 'William Tailor?'" "Yeah, alright." And so they sang.
'William Tailor was a brisk young sailor, full a heart and full a play, till his mind he did uncover, to thine youthful lady MAY!'
They accented this last part, then went on to the next verse, which was allegro.
"more en twenty brave young sailors, met him on the kings highway! As he went f'rword to git mar-ed Preesed 'e was an sent a-way!'
"Father eem a dun, dum a dare I dipper, O! Father reem a dum dumma dare I day! Father eem a dun, dum a dare I dipper, O! Father reem a dum dumma dare I day!"
But just as they were about to move to a part that was rather un- appropriate, Firn (one of their good friends) stepped in to stop them.
"Lariet, Lastriel, Lariet Nev!" "eh Firn! C'min sing wit us!" yelled Nev. "Nay, Ianter, that song is rather un-approprite, 'specially wit all dem people listenin' in on us." "eh wot people?" asked Lastriel. "those people." Said Firn. She pointed to a whole in the listeners imagination, which showed all of the band sitting around, wide-eyed. Most of the boys *coughalexcough* were awaiting the 'rather un-appropriate part', but they weren't going to get it! Nev looked through the hole, quite amazed. "wow..." she said, her mouth dropping open like a Venus fly trap and her eyes staring like a chubby kid looks at a jelly doughnut. "Really, its not thaaaaaaaaaat interesting." said Firn, who was the pessimist of the group. Finally, when they had managed to pull Nev away from the hole, they decided to play the Quiet Game. That didn't last long. "LASTI! YOU TALKED!" "I DID NOT!!!"
"LIAR!"
"YOU BOTH TALKED!"
"DID NOT!" The noise rose in a crescendo louder and louder until Lastriels brother wandered over. "You dolt!" he yelled at Lastriel. " Your usin the same dumb trick you used in your story about me for Language Arts, And Now For Something Completely Different Episode I: The Big One!" "am not!" she growled back! "yeah you are" but then Frin ran in and shouted "STRINGENDO!" just because Lastriel needed to used this word but she forgot what it meant. They also yelled "STARANDO!" for the same reason. These two 's' words banished the evil one, forever. and ever. and ever. or at least till Episode III: The Return of the Incongruity. Things after that kind of slowed down like a rallentando on that one song that I cant remember the name of. So, they were walking around when they saw a sign, that said "D.S. AL FINE" . "Riiiiiiiiight." said Firn, who, may I once again say is a pessimist. "No, we must go to the sign!" yelled Lastriel, who ran off to this sign that said "LAGATO" "What does that mean?" asked Nev. "Search me." said Firn "No" said Lastriel "it was a senseless reason for the author to add these two last musical words, and this last senseless paragraph." "Oh." Said Firn and Nev. Then the story came to an abrupt and sudden end.
FINI