When we last left our crazy crew, Mukki had ruined Cloud's life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloud: Something has to be done!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the breakfast table...
Yuffie: Don't worry, Cloud. Things like this tend to work themselves out! I mean, Mukki's gonna have to leave sooner or later, right?
Cloud: (tapping his fingers nervously on the table) Yeah, but still, don't you think he has worn out his welcome?
Yuffie: He's only been here for three days!
Cloud: (stands up indignantly) But isn't that enough? Isn't that enough to tear apart friends and lovers? Yuffie, I haven't gotten any for three days! And in societies such as today's, that is way too long! I mean is this not America? Is it not the land of the Playboy Channel? Is it not the home of the horniest men? (puts right hand down his pants) Is it not the land of the free and the home of the brave? (the American flag is dropped down behind him)
Yuffie: Whoa! How did you do that?
Cloud: What?!(turns around to find Mukki pinning American flags to the walls) ARRRGH! (turns to Yuffie) The time has come for me to take a stand! (clenches fist)
Yuffie: (smirks) Ya know, you'd look more intimidating if you were wearing something other than your heart-covered boxers.
Cloud: Oh...(runs out and comes back in wearing a t-shirt and his pants, only to find out his pants had been cut into hot pants and his t-shirt into a belly shirt) Grrrr....Mukki?!
Mukki: (looks up from his work) Yes, hot buns? (pinches Cloud's ass)
Cloud: (getting angrier by the minute) Mukki, I think you've overstayed your visit!
Mukki: Oh, if that's how you feel, I'll leave. (heads toward the door)
Cloud: NO!! Before you leave, I want you to fix everybody and put them back to normal!
Mukki: Alright....
Fifteen Minutes Later....
Mukki: Alright, now, Yuffie, it's your turn!
Yuffie: I'm ready....(steps behind the curtain) MATERIA! I'll never forget you, Cloud!
Cloud: (making out with Aeris) Huh?! Who was that? (shrugs and continues the kissing)
_____________________________________________________________________ 2 minutes later...
Mukki: I'll see you all next time!
Cloud: Heh....sure....(waves and smiles)
Aeris: (while waving and smiling to Mukki as he leaves) He's never gonna come within a 7 mile radius of this house again, will he?
Cloud: (whips out papers) I got the restraining order right here!
Aeris: Oh Cloud! (kisses him deeply) I know a certain someone who's gettin' something special tonight.
Cloud: Rrrrrroww!
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Scene switch to Tifa....
Tifa: I'll never forget you, gay guy! *sniffle* We were so good together....(sobs)
Red: (to Barrett) Ruff... Arf.. Bark...?
Barrett: Oh, Red! I'm sorry, too! Let's never fight again!!! (hugs Red)
Red: RUFF!(hugs Barrett)
Barrett: And Red....?
Red: BOW?
Barrett: (tone changes to menacing) If you ever speak again, I'll tan your hide like it's 1999!
Red: (shakily) R-ruff....
_______________ Scene To Yuffie....
Yuffie: (tears running down her face) Ma-materia....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Just after having sex for 12 hours straight...)
Cloud: (beaming) Aeris, what's on your mind?
Aeris: (hair is a mess but is still beaming as well) Oh, I guess I miss Mukki a little...
Cloud: (frowns a little, then beams some more from all the sex) Hmm....
Aeris: (snuggles up to him) Cloud...?
Cloud: Yes, hon?
Aeris: If we ever have a child, could we name it Mukki?
Cloud: (looks at her) Noooot a chance...
Aeris: (shrugs) Just puttin' it out there.
Cloud: Well, you'd better put it right back in.
{that little piece was courtesy of NewsRadio ^_^; Pleease don't sue me!!!!}
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With Sephiroth....
Jenova: Sephy... It's that time again.....
Sephiroth: To suck on the rooster balls?
Jenova: No, sweety, that's noon...
Sephiroth: (looks down) Oh...
Jenova: It's butt crust time!
Sephiroth: B-but Ma, the piggies already wore diapers.
Jenova: (nods as if she understands, which she doesn't) I know, I know, but it's just gonna keep on gettin' crustier! (sticks her butt out)
Sephiroth: Can I have some butter?
Jenova: Maybe later, dear...
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BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM The Strifes and the Wallaces, They live together, In their humble home. This is where their annoying neighbor, SEPHIROTH, Comes to roam. When they say,
"GO HOME, SEPHIROTH" Then, he cries, They all hope he runs off a cliff And diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! YEAH!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloud: Something has to be done!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the breakfast table...
Yuffie: Don't worry, Cloud. Things like this tend to work themselves out! I mean, Mukki's gonna have to leave sooner or later, right?
Cloud: (tapping his fingers nervously on the table) Yeah, but still, don't you think he has worn out his welcome?
Yuffie: He's only been here for three days!
Cloud: (stands up indignantly) But isn't that enough? Isn't that enough to tear apart friends and lovers? Yuffie, I haven't gotten any for three days! And in societies such as today's, that is way too long! I mean is this not America? Is it not the land of the Playboy Channel? Is it not the home of the horniest men? (puts right hand down his pants) Is it not the land of the free and the home of the brave? (the American flag is dropped down behind him)
Yuffie: Whoa! How did you do that?
Cloud: What?!(turns around to find Mukki pinning American flags to the walls) ARRRGH! (turns to Yuffie) The time has come for me to take a stand! (clenches fist)
Yuffie: (smirks) Ya know, you'd look more intimidating if you were wearing something other than your heart-covered boxers.
Cloud: Oh...(runs out and comes back in wearing a t-shirt and his pants, only to find out his pants had been cut into hot pants and his t-shirt into a belly shirt) Grrrr....Mukki?!
Mukki: (looks up from his work) Yes, hot buns? (pinches Cloud's ass)
Cloud: (getting angrier by the minute) Mukki, I think you've overstayed your visit!
Mukki: Oh, if that's how you feel, I'll leave. (heads toward the door)
Cloud: NO!! Before you leave, I want you to fix everybody and put them back to normal!
Mukki: Alright....
Fifteen Minutes Later....
Mukki: Alright, now, Yuffie, it's your turn!
Yuffie: I'm ready....(steps behind the curtain) MATERIA! I'll never forget you, Cloud!
Cloud: (making out with Aeris) Huh?! Who was that? (shrugs and continues the kissing)
_____________________________________________________________________ 2 minutes later...
Mukki: I'll see you all next time!
Cloud: Heh....sure....(waves and smiles)
Aeris: (while waving and smiling to Mukki as he leaves) He's never gonna come within a 7 mile radius of this house again, will he?
Cloud: (whips out papers) I got the restraining order right here!
Aeris: Oh Cloud! (kisses him deeply) I know a certain someone who's gettin' something special tonight.
Cloud: Rrrrrroww!
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Scene switch to Tifa....
Tifa: I'll never forget you, gay guy! *sniffle* We were so good together....(sobs)
Red: (to Barrett) Ruff... Arf.. Bark...?
Barrett: Oh, Red! I'm sorry, too! Let's never fight again!!! (hugs Red)
Red: RUFF!(hugs Barrett)
Barrett: And Red....?
Red: BOW?
Barrett: (tone changes to menacing) If you ever speak again, I'll tan your hide like it's 1999!
Red: (shakily) R-ruff....
_______________ Scene To Yuffie....
Yuffie: (tears running down her face) Ma-materia....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Just after having sex for 12 hours straight...)
Cloud: (beaming) Aeris, what's on your mind?
Aeris: (hair is a mess but is still beaming as well) Oh, I guess I miss Mukki a little...
Cloud: (frowns a little, then beams some more from all the sex) Hmm....
Aeris: (snuggles up to him) Cloud...?
Cloud: Yes, hon?
Aeris: If we ever have a child, could we name it Mukki?
Cloud: (looks at her) Noooot a chance...
Aeris: (shrugs) Just puttin' it out there.
Cloud: Well, you'd better put it right back in.
{that little piece was courtesy of NewsRadio ^_^; Pleease don't sue me!!!!}
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With Sephiroth....
Jenova: Sephy... It's that time again.....
Sephiroth: To suck on the rooster balls?
Jenova: No, sweety, that's noon...
Sephiroth: (looks down) Oh...
Jenova: It's butt crust time!
Sephiroth: B-but Ma, the piggies already wore diapers.
Jenova: (nods as if she understands, which she doesn't) I know, I know, but it's just gonna keep on gettin' crustier! (sticks her butt out)
Sephiroth: Can I have some butter?
Jenova: Maybe later, dear...
_____________________________________________________________________
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM The Strifes and the Wallaces, They live together, In their humble home. This is where their annoying neighbor, SEPHIROTH, Comes to roam. When they say,
"GO HOME, SEPHIROTH" Then, he cries, They all hope he runs off a cliff And diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! YEAH!
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