QUALIFICATION MATCHES - ROUND 4 - MEWTWO VERSUS THE SECOND FIDDLE - POKEMON FLOATS
"HEY!" Luigi yelled. In fact, the Lean, Mean, Green Machine was extremely favored by readers comming into this match. Everyone seems to think he'll win. Only one way to find out!
So, here we continue...
In the evening-tinted skies of Kanto, the Pokemon Floats display was just beginning. This fight had the rest of the tournament riding on it, as the sky in the back was tinted a pretty orangey-pink. What was about to happen there, however, wasn't those colours at all. It was more like Green, I tell you! GREEEEEEN!
Ahem...a Pokeball flew towards the Squirtle float. It opened to reveal Mewtwo! He circled a few times absent-mindedly while he waited for his opponent. All too suddenly, music started to play, "You think you know me...You think you know me..." as upbeat-tempo music played. Out came the Second Fiddle, surfing up on his own green-style cape, determined to win that last position on the board and take on Fox. But for now, he'd have to settle for Mewtwo.
"Three..."
"This-a is the end-a of-a the Second Feedle!"
"Two..."
"Heh heh. You couldn't be more right."
"One..."
"Dat's-a it! Get-a ready for-a the Lean-a, Mean-a, Green Machine-a!"
"GO!!!"
Mewtwo started laughing at that last comment and just couldn't stop. I mean, try saying that with a hardcore italian accent, and you'd sound funny too. With uncontrollable anger, Luigi rushed at Mewtwo in a flurry of Green Fireballs.
Mewtwo used his Confusion to send the fireballs back. Luigi lept over those and charged up a Green Missile. He failed to connect with that, too, because of the Confusion attack.
Luigi really WAS getting confused now. Most of his attacks could just be sent the other way! He needed to get physical. (Not that way, for all you perverts out there.)
So Luigi rushed at Mewtwo, his eyes locked on Mewtwo. Perfect, thought Mewtwo, and used his Disable. Luigi was totally stunned! Mewtwo charged up and fired his Shadow Ball next. That sent Luigi flying way, way back onto a tree-like float called SudoWoodo. And noo, eye can't not shpell. Don't make fun.
It was looking grim for Luigi. So far, Mewtwo was claiming a Flawless Victory. This second fiddle had to straighten himself out if he was to win. But how?!? Wait! Luigi got an idea!
Luigi lept onto an Onix float, and Mewtwo followed suit. Luigi again rushed Mewtwo. Mewtwo readied his Disable, and fired it. But by then, Luigi had started whirling his fists in front of him with his eyes closed, so the disable didn't affect him! Luigi pushed foreward and connected with several blows, knocking Mewtwo off balence. Luigi capitalized on this with a series of attacks, finishing off with a Green Missile that was fully-charged! Mewtwo was just barely able to hang on. Luigi rushed over to the edge to try and finish the job.
Suddenly, Mario floated up on his trademark cape! He rushed Luigi, tripped him, and shot a series of fireballs into Luigi's face. Luigi shouted in pain. By now Mewtwo had gotten back up, and fired a fully-charged shot...right at Mario! Mario was caught off balence and fell to his doom!
"I don't need your help, you fat stupid..."
Mewtwo never finished his list of insults as Luigi shoved a fireball into Mewtwo's tiny mouth! Mewtwo clutched at his face in utter pain, and Luigi was able to charge up a smash attack, and hit it! Mewtwo flew off, and started to comeback. Luigi jumped off after him and hit his Meteor Smash! Mewtwo sailed straight down...but another float popped up and saved him! This float was an Unknown. Luigi angrilly fired a fireball at the poke-float. It popped, and slowly sank down, but Mewtwo jumped back up. What Luigi didn't see was the Home-Run Bat that Mewtwo had grabbed from below...
Mewtwo landed on the Onix again, and glared down Luigi. Luigi rushed again, using his "Fists of Fury" with his eyes closed. Mewtwo dodged behind him and whalloped him in the back of the head with the Bat! Luigi crumpled to the ground.
"The winner of the match VIA DISQUALIFICATION...Luigi!!!"
"Aaah! I forgot about that! Disqualifications! Noooooo!"
...but it was too late. Mewtwo had used an item, which means Disqualification for the big psychic guy. Luigi was to advance in the Tournament!
Mewtwo was furious. He connected with several vicious Bat-Blows to Luigi before a large mass of Lakitu-Cameramen were able to seperate them. Mewtwo was escorted from the floats, with his eyes LITERALLY on fire.
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As you can all see, the tournament board is finished. Here are the quarter-finalists added to the board:
FINALS
BATTLE 7 (Finalist 1 VS Finalist 2)
SEMI FINALS
BATTLE 6 (Semi 3 VS Semi 4) (Winner is Finalist 2)
BATTLE 5 (Semi 1 VS Semi 2) (Winner is Finalist 1)
QUARTER FINALS
BATTLE 4 (Fox VS Luigi) (Winner is Semi 2)
BATTLE 3 (Peach VS Ganondorf) (Winner is Semi 3)
BATTLE 2 (Pikachu VS Pichu) (Winner is Semi 4)
BATTLE 1 (Jigglypuff VS Samus) (Winner is Semi 1)
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For those whom are curious, here's what the chapters in the next story will look:
Chapter 1: Battles 1 and 2, single stock, no time limit.
Chapter 2: Battles 3 and 4, single stock, no time limit.
Chapter 3: Battle 5, single stock, no time limit, INFINITE GLACIER MATCH.
Chapter 4: Battle 6, single stock, no time limit, POKEMON BATTLE MATCH.
Chapter 5: Battle 7, single stock, 10:00 time limit, no Disqualifications (ALL ITEMS ON).
Thanks for your patience! So ends these FRIGGIN BORING Qualification Matches! (Okay, I thought the 4th and 5th ones had lots of excitement, myself. But that's it.)
-Foxillusion
"HEY!" Luigi yelled. In fact, the Lean, Mean, Green Machine was extremely favored by readers comming into this match. Everyone seems to think he'll win. Only one way to find out!
So, here we continue...
In the evening-tinted skies of Kanto, the Pokemon Floats display was just beginning. This fight had the rest of the tournament riding on it, as the sky in the back was tinted a pretty orangey-pink. What was about to happen there, however, wasn't those colours at all. It was more like Green, I tell you! GREEEEEEN!
Ahem...a Pokeball flew towards the Squirtle float. It opened to reveal Mewtwo! He circled a few times absent-mindedly while he waited for his opponent. All too suddenly, music started to play, "You think you know me...You think you know me..." as upbeat-tempo music played. Out came the Second Fiddle, surfing up on his own green-style cape, determined to win that last position on the board and take on Fox. But for now, he'd have to settle for Mewtwo.
"Three..."
"This-a is the end-a of-a the Second Feedle!"
"Two..."
"Heh heh. You couldn't be more right."
"One..."
"Dat's-a it! Get-a ready for-a the Lean-a, Mean-a, Green Machine-a!"
"GO!!!"
Mewtwo started laughing at that last comment and just couldn't stop. I mean, try saying that with a hardcore italian accent, and you'd sound funny too. With uncontrollable anger, Luigi rushed at Mewtwo in a flurry of Green Fireballs.
Mewtwo used his Confusion to send the fireballs back. Luigi lept over those and charged up a Green Missile. He failed to connect with that, too, because of the Confusion attack.
Luigi really WAS getting confused now. Most of his attacks could just be sent the other way! He needed to get physical. (Not that way, for all you perverts out there.)
So Luigi rushed at Mewtwo, his eyes locked on Mewtwo. Perfect, thought Mewtwo, and used his Disable. Luigi was totally stunned! Mewtwo charged up and fired his Shadow Ball next. That sent Luigi flying way, way back onto a tree-like float called SudoWoodo. And noo, eye can't not shpell. Don't make fun.
It was looking grim for Luigi. So far, Mewtwo was claiming a Flawless Victory. This second fiddle had to straighten himself out if he was to win. But how?!? Wait! Luigi got an idea!
Luigi lept onto an Onix float, and Mewtwo followed suit. Luigi again rushed Mewtwo. Mewtwo readied his Disable, and fired it. But by then, Luigi had started whirling his fists in front of him with his eyes closed, so the disable didn't affect him! Luigi pushed foreward and connected with several blows, knocking Mewtwo off balence. Luigi capitalized on this with a series of attacks, finishing off with a Green Missile that was fully-charged! Mewtwo was just barely able to hang on. Luigi rushed over to the edge to try and finish the job.
Suddenly, Mario floated up on his trademark cape! He rushed Luigi, tripped him, and shot a series of fireballs into Luigi's face. Luigi shouted in pain. By now Mewtwo had gotten back up, and fired a fully-charged shot...right at Mario! Mario was caught off balence and fell to his doom!
"I don't need your help, you fat stupid..."
Mewtwo never finished his list of insults as Luigi shoved a fireball into Mewtwo's tiny mouth! Mewtwo clutched at his face in utter pain, and Luigi was able to charge up a smash attack, and hit it! Mewtwo flew off, and started to comeback. Luigi jumped off after him and hit his Meteor Smash! Mewtwo sailed straight down...but another float popped up and saved him! This float was an Unknown. Luigi angrilly fired a fireball at the poke-float. It popped, and slowly sank down, but Mewtwo jumped back up. What Luigi didn't see was the Home-Run Bat that Mewtwo had grabbed from below...
Mewtwo landed on the Onix again, and glared down Luigi. Luigi rushed again, using his "Fists of Fury" with his eyes closed. Mewtwo dodged behind him and whalloped him in the back of the head with the Bat! Luigi crumpled to the ground.
"The winner of the match VIA DISQUALIFICATION...Luigi!!!"
"Aaah! I forgot about that! Disqualifications! Noooooo!"
...but it was too late. Mewtwo had used an item, which means Disqualification for the big psychic guy. Luigi was to advance in the Tournament!
Mewtwo was furious. He connected with several vicious Bat-Blows to Luigi before a large mass of Lakitu-Cameramen were able to seperate them. Mewtwo was escorted from the floats, with his eyes LITERALLY on fire.
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As you can all see, the tournament board is finished. Here are the quarter-finalists added to the board:
FINALS
BATTLE 7 (Finalist 1 VS Finalist 2)
SEMI FINALS
BATTLE 6 (Semi 3 VS Semi 4) (Winner is Finalist 2)
BATTLE 5 (Semi 1 VS Semi 2) (Winner is Finalist 1)
QUARTER FINALS
BATTLE 4 (Fox VS Luigi) (Winner is Semi 2)
BATTLE 3 (Peach VS Ganondorf) (Winner is Semi 3)
BATTLE 2 (Pikachu VS Pichu) (Winner is Semi 4)
BATTLE 1 (Jigglypuff VS Samus) (Winner is Semi 1)
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For those whom are curious, here's what the chapters in the next story will look:
Chapter 1: Battles 1 and 2, single stock, no time limit.
Chapter 2: Battles 3 and 4, single stock, no time limit.
Chapter 3: Battle 5, single stock, no time limit, INFINITE GLACIER MATCH.
Chapter 4: Battle 6, single stock, no time limit, POKEMON BATTLE MATCH.
Chapter 5: Battle 7, single stock, 10:00 time limit, no Disqualifications (ALL ITEMS ON).
Thanks for your patience! So ends these FRIGGIN BORING Qualification Matches! (Okay, I thought the 4th and 5th ones had lots of excitement, myself. But that's it.)
-Foxillusion