Revenge of the Hufflepuffs
By: spandymandy
:3 This chapter is dedicated to Rachel, who convinced me to get off my bum and write another chapter.
Chapter 6: Strangers in the shower and conversations with one Marty the badger.
Lets fast forward a few months shall we?
By late February the Hufflepuffs had caught on to the break-dancing routine and were doing quite well. Leo had to hand it to his fellow Housemates. They were persistent little buggers, didn't like to give up, just like the stupid Sorting Hat went on and on about. Stupid Sorting hat, Leo thought, I'll fix his wagon later. Right now I have more important things to do…like shower.
Seems harmless enough…
Oh, if Leo only knew how wrong he was.
He grabbed a fluffy yellow towel from his dresser and headed into the bathroom off of their dormitory. Setting the towel on a rack next to the shower, Leo stripped and got into the shower. The steam from the warm water fogged the room.
"Well, the whole world loves it when you make that sound." Leo sang to himself…or so he thought.
"Ahh, music. Always one of my favorite things, though you could have picked a more tasteful song young Leo." Came a voice, a female voice.
"What the bloody hell?! Who the bloody hell's out there?!" Leo quickly turned off the water, grabbed his towel and wrapped it around his waist. Cautiously he got out of the shower. He saw a portly, short woman with braided golden hair wearing a gold and black dress.
"Hello Leo." she said smiling.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Good day to you too." she said laughing.
"I WOULDN"T BRING THAT UP FOR A VOTE IF I WERE YOU!"
She stopped smiling. "I didn't mean to frighten you Leo."
"It's…a little…late…for an …apology!" Leo panted, winded from screaming. "Is...there…a reason…why… you're in…my shower?
"Yes Leo. You have made much progress with my students-"
"You're Helga Hufflepuff?"
"Yes, and kindly don't interrupt me. There talents, behavior changes remain unknown. You must show the other students their progress or everything you have worked for over the course of these past few months has been in vain."
"K'. Are you suggesting a talent show or something?"
"That would be appropriate. To help guide you I will send you an assistant. I must go now." Helga said, fading away.
"Going to surprise more naked, wet people I suppose!" Leo shouted to where a moment before his House founder had stood.
Leo, finished with his shower, dressed again and exited the shower. His four roommates stood right outside the door, mouths agape and eyes wide. He brushed past them and over to his four-poster. On top of the soft yellow bedspread sat a full grown, collared badger. The tag on the leather band read: Marty. (da da da, Dramatic trumpet blast!). Marty, the aforementioned collared badger, looked up at Leo as if to say: Please re-name me!. Then it actually did.
"Please rename me!"
"Oh my God!!!"
"I don't like that name."
"That wasn't a suggestion!"
"Simmer down man."
"Well," said Leo sitting down on the bed next to the badger, "Talking rodents and strange ghosts in the shower aren't everyday things."
"Well, excuuuuse me. Can you rename me please. I can't stand my name."
"I kind of like it."
"Who cares. Suggestions?"
"Texugo?"
"What?"
"Its Portuguese for badger."
"Next name."
"Dachs. German for badger."
"No."
"Blaireau?"
Three hours later…
"Lameroux?"
"Hey, I like that."
"Goddamn picky badger."
"I'm warning you, I'm gonna get mad if you don't stop."
"Oh, shut up you pansy."
"I'm warning you."
"What are you going to do, nibble my bum?"
"Oh…There's not much I can do is there?"
"Nope…how long are you going to be staying?"
"Forever. BWAHAHAHA!"
"Goddamn evil badger from hell."
"I'm warning you boy."
"Oh, shut up you!"
By: spandymandy
:3 This chapter is dedicated to Rachel, who convinced me to get off my bum and write another chapter.
Chapter 6: Strangers in the shower and conversations with one Marty the badger.
Lets fast forward a few months shall we?
By late February the Hufflepuffs had caught on to the break-dancing routine and were doing quite well. Leo had to hand it to his fellow Housemates. They were persistent little buggers, didn't like to give up, just like the stupid Sorting Hat went on and on about. Stupid Sorting hat, Leo thought, I'll fix his wagon later. Right now I have more important things to do…like shower.
Seems harmless enough…
Oh, if Leo only knew how wrong he was.
He grabbed a fluffy yellow towel from his dresser and headed into the bathroom off of their dormitory. Setting the towel on a rack next to the shower, Leo stripped and got into the shower. The steam from the warm water fogged the room.
"Well, the whole world loves it when you make that sound." Leo sang to himself…or so he thought.
"Ahh, music. Always one of my favorite things, though you could have picked a more tasteful song young Leo." Came a voice, a female voice.
"What the bloody hell?! Who the bloody hell's out there?!" Leo quickly turned off the water, grabbed his towel and wrapped it around his waist. Cautiously he got out of the shower. He saw a portly, short woman with braided golden hair wearing a gold and black dress.
"Hello Leo." she said smiling.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Good day to you too." she said laughing.
"I WOULDN"T BRING THAT UP FOR A VOTE IF I WERE YOU!"
She stopped smiling. "I didn't mean to frighten you Leo."
"It's…a little…late…for an …apology!" Leo panted, winded from screaming. "Is...there…a reason…why… you're in…my shower?
"Yes Leo. You have made much progress with my students-"
"You're Helga Hufflepuff?"
"Yes, and kindly don't interrupt me. There talents, behavior changes remain unknown. You must show the other students their progress or everything you have worked for over the course of these past few months has been in vain."
"K'. Are you suggesting a talent show or something?"
"That would be appropriate. To help guide you I will send you an assistant. I must go now." Helga said, fading away.
"Going to surprise more naked, wet people I suppose!" Leo shouted to where a moment before his House founder had stood.
Leo, finished with his shower, dressed again and exited the shower. His four roommates stood right outside the door, mouths agape and eyes wide. He brushed past them and over to his four-poster. On top of the soft yellow bedspread sat a full grown, collared badger. The tag on the leather band read: Marty. (da da da, Dramatic trumpet blast!). Marty, the aforementioned collared badger, looked up at Leo as if to say: Please re-name me!. Then it actually did.
"Please rename me!"
"Oh my God!!!"
"I don't like that name."
"That wasn't a suggestion!"
"Simmer down man."
"Well," said Leo sitting down on the bed next to the badger, "Talking rodents and strange ghosts in the shower aren't everyday things."
"Well, excuuuuse me. Can you rename me please. I can't stand my name."
"I kind of like it."
"Who cares. Suggestions?"
"Texugo?"
"What?"
"Its Portuguese for badger."
"Next name."
"Dachs. German for badger."
"No."
"Blaireau?"
Three hours later…
"Lameroux?"
"Hey, I like that."
"Goddamn picky badger."
"I'm warning you, I'm gonna get mad if you don't stop."
"Oh, shut up you pansy."
"I'm warning you."
"What are you going to do, nibble my bum?"
"Oh…There's not much I can do is there?"
"Nope…how long are you going to be staying?"
"Forever. BWAHAHAHA!"
"Goddamn evil badger from hell."
"I'm warning you boy."
"Oh, shut up you!"