+ Carpe diem + Sieze the Day+

+By Spinel Sun+

+And her mental problem, Metallic Moon, along with her alter ego, Paper Star+

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Inuyasha recieves a good thwak on the head, causing him to lose his memories… Fortunately for our favorite half demon, Sango and Miroku know the perfect human to take care of him! ^^ Latin warning! IY + Kag! S + M! Updated on Fridays.

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Meta: Uhm.. Suppi-chan is still recovering from her attempt at evil laughing, so today's author's note is going to be boring… -=sweatdrops=-

Pappy: ^____^ Yay! Thankies to Saria-san, Maria-san, and Talia-san for sending me, Meta, and Suppi-chan cookies! -=happily munches on cookies=- Mmph mmpph!

Meta: Pappy means.. They're good.

Pappy: @____@ Sugar rush!!!! -=tackles Meta=-

Suppi: x.o What's happening? -=wobbles in=-

Meta: -=sweatdrops more=- Get her off…

Pappy: @____@ Must stick marshmellow up nose!!!! -=whips out marshmellows=-

Meta: O.o;; …

Suppi: O.o;; …

Meta: UHM…Time to go! -=sticks a sign in the ground and runs away with Suppi=-

Sign: [We don't own Inuyasha, sue us and Pappy will stick marsh mellows up your nose!! And we know it's not Friday, but Suppi wanted to update anyways!! ^^;;]

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+Chapter Two: Vita Luna (Crazy Life)+

+Dedicated to Saria, Maria, Talia, Usagipegusus, chibi kawaii inu, LinaNverse and DemonBlade+

^^;; Tenku for reviewing! You guys rule! And Lina, thank you very much. I just tired to keep Inuyasha in charrie. ^^;; Don't worry though, he'll have his moments.  DemonBlade and Usagi, I'm glad you thought my story was funny. Thankies to Inu for the great and supportive review! And you last three, uhm.. ^^;; Yeah. If anyone else reviewed, thankies to you too!

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We now come upon our happy little group, still in the middle of the forest. Sango sat with Shippou between her and Miroku, due to the fact that his hands were known to wander. She folded her arms and glared ahead of herself, appearing to be deep in thought. The white haired half demon had taken it upon himself to sit in a tree.

"What are we going to do with Inuyasha?", growled Sango, "We can't just take him everywhere with us with no memories! It'd be like walking around with a giant sign that says, 'Ooh! Look at us! We're vernurable idiots!'" [Pappy: In big red ink!!]

Miroku sighed, looking longingly at Sango. Shippou was apprently not paying attention since he had once again changed himself into a pink balloon-ish thing and was chewing on Sango's head.

"Is anyone here listening to me?"

The morphing kitsune's reply sounded something like this: chew chew chew. Miroku was still staring longingly at parts of Sango that he really shouldn'tve been staring at, but hey, we all know Miroku right? -.-;; Like most people who are ignored, that girl was annoyed by now. She also noticed the monk looking at her. So, she did the thing that sounded most reasonable…

THWAK!!!!

"OOWW! Sango, what did I do?", groaned Miroku from the spot in the ground in which he was imbedded.

"Oooh nothing…", answered the satified culprit, "Now, what are we going to do with Inuyasha?!"

"We could stick him in a hole", offered Shippou, pulling out his yellow yo-yo.

Sango noticed and immediately snatched the dangerous toy away from him. Miroku popped up out of the hole and rubbed his aching head where a large red temporary bump had appeared. Shippou had hopped onto Sango's sholder, eyeing his toy like uhm.. a fox.

" You can try to stick him in a hole", replied Sango in a fake sugary sweet voice.

Miroku touched his head gingerly as Inuyasha had done. This was going to leave a permanent scar!! [Meta: Sorry, all you Miroku fans!][Suppi: T-T Hey! I like Miroku too! It's just.. uhm.. -.-;; A figure of speech?]

"How about if Kagome-chan takes care of him? She does it all the time anyways…", suggested Shippou.

"Who the friggin' HECK is Kagome?!", asked a loud, annoyed voice from up above them.

Everyone minus Inuyasha sweatdropped heavily and face faulted. Then, of course, everyone recovered.

"Hmmm… sounds reasonable. After all, like Shippou said, she does care for Inuyasha a lot", Sango pointed out.

"You mean, she CARES for him THAT WAY, and you never told us?! I mean.. it's painfully obvious… but…", began Miroku.

"ARGH! Not that way, you idiot!!! I mean, health wise!!", screamed Sango with a giant demon head, "Admit it! You know I'm right!!!"

Hit by Sango's vocal attack, Shippou fell off her sholder and into the ground. Miroku might've sweatdropped or something, but he couldn't because the blast has caused him to fly into a tree, leaving a large hole-type thing in the shape of him. Of course, the kitsune remained unharmed! ^^;;

Miroku miraculously survived and popped up behind Sango, chiding her as his hand moved in a direction it should'tve, "Now now, Sango, use an indoor voice…"

Sango slapped his hand away and retorted with her voice dripping with sarcasm, "We're sure look like we're inside, don't we, dear Miroku?!?!?"

Miroku sweatdropped and answered, "That's not the point! I meant I just wanted you to use a quieter voice!"

"Then why didn't you say so?"

"Because… oh, nevermind! Let's just consentrate on getting Inuyasha to Kagome's house."

"Who said we were going to do that?"

"I did!"

"Fine!!!"

Shippou, having landing on his head, had already occupied himself with seeing what the world was like upsidedown… and having blood rush to his head.

"How are we going to get Inuyasha to come with us?", asked Sango with an irritated sound to her voice.

"Oh, don't you worry my dear Sango, Miroku always has a plan!!"

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Inuyasha sat high up in the tree where the wind blew through his long white hair. He really needed to sort out his thoughts. He couldn't remember anything.. accepted…

"Did I worry you?"

He looked down skeptically at the trio below him. Didn't they ever stop chattering? All three of them were always moving their mouths… Hey wait a moment… The demon boy looked down. One… two… Wasn't their three? Perhaps they were correct when they informed him that his memory was damaged…

"Stupid morons", he muttered.

Suddenly, something large and brown flew over his head. Demon reaction time allowed him to stand up and turn around on the strong branch he was sitting on.  His hands went instinctively to where his overly large sword should've been, but uhm.. it was taking a nap on the ground waaay down there. The brown thing engulfed him and was swooped up, half demon included.

"HEY!!! IDIOT!!! LET ME OUT!!!", protested Inuyasha.

"Nope, no such luck!", chirped the happy voice of Miroku, "And don't try to escape! I've got demon wards, so … yeah! I'm dangerous!!"

"Wait a sec… You're the one that touched my head aren't you?!?!?"


"Uhm…", was the nervous reply.

The smoke coming out of Inuyasha's ears could almost been seen coming out of the bag. He sat, in that dark little spot, fuming and waiting for when he could get his revenge on the scheming monk.

"Get him down here!", Sango shouted up to him with Shippou on her sholder, "The sooner we get to Kagome-chan's, the better!"

"As you wish!", answered Miroku as made his way down.

"And who the friggin' heck is Kagome?!?!"

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Suppi: Yay! Another chappie completed! I feel good. ^^;; -=does a dance=-

Meta: -.-;; … -=sweatdrops=-

Pappy: Marshmellow attack!!!! -=fires marshmellows everyone=-

Suppi: EEEK! Take cover! -=drags Meta behind a wall of sacks of flour=-

Meta: -=puts an army helmet on=-

Suppi: ^^;; We're a little busy now! See ya next time! -=ducks as a marshmellow wizzes by=-

Updated on Saturday, September 07, 2002