Days in the Lives of the Tekken Characters

by maylea

Wait, don't tell me that you're stupid enough to not read the title before you read the summary! R&R, don't mind the thing I just said.

"Days in the Lives of the Tekken Characters (erm, some sorta diary)"

By: Michelle

Author's Note: Just like the title says. Got bored reading "Daughters of the Moon," not that Lynn Ewing's not a good writer. Humor ficcie... Obviously.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken. I've got 13 Tekken fics but I still don't own Tekken. "Do you think you're pathetic for not owning Tekken?" news reporter asks. "Yep. Been 'er, done 'at." I answer moronically. Well. That made me happy already. For one thing, I'M FAMOUS FOR HALF A SECOND!

Chapter 1: A Day in the Life of Ling Xiaoyu

My name is Ling Xiaoyu. Can I make it any more obvious, that I, for some reason, am, I repeat, am, the only Ling Xiaoyu in the face of the earth? Hmph, fine. You don't wanna hear any more of my rambling, eh? Well, it isn't my fault Heihachi forced us to write in this moronic diary that all of us have to share. How can you work with that, for Panda's sake? Gosh, I'm writing too much idiotic facts coming from my, in Paul's opinion, "little school girl" mind. Not that I believe him, but, ARGH! It's just too much. I DON'T CARE WHAT THOSE TWERPS SAY! There, I said it. It's nothing, I really needed to write something like that in my first entry. Oops, did I say 'my?' I meant 'the!' This is practically the first entry made in the stupidest diary in the world: THE TEKKEN DIARY! Ugh. I've noticed my handwriting, don't remind me… Not that you are, of course. I'm not stupid enough to believe that this stupid notebook can talk. Oh, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! What am I supposed to do here, right now? Listen to Heihachi unpredictable snores? God, if you hear me at this time, PLEASE HELP ME! I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SUFFER THE OLD MAN'S SNORES!!! Not that Heihachi's snores are boring, I tell you. Unfortunately, they seem to make a song. A while ago, I SWEAR, his snores played a perfect tune of do-re-me! Hmm. Maybe this isn't so boring after all. I could just wait for his snores to play a Nelly song! Or an Ashanti song, or Britney Spears, or Mandy Moore, or Michelle Branch, or Destiny's Child, or Linkin Park!!! Two words: FORGET IT.

I could do a world record. Okay, I've decided. I'm gonna count from one to a googol. Nobody's stopping me, right? Of course, right. Here goes:

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30...

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Author's Note: Tell me what you think in the reviews you send. Who knows whom the next character shall be. Majority wins, it's gonna be your vote.