THE ATTACK OF THE UMMMM. SOMETHING-OR-OTHERS
Ch.1
"Congratulations class. You've miraculously all passed my class. Whoopee." Ms. Bitters was giving a lecture on the last day of school. As she finished her sentence, she unenthusiastically threw a handful of black confetti in the air. "However," she grinned sinisterly. "I've signed you all up for Camp Ohdearlorditsafterme over the summer. My nephew is a counselor there, and he booked all of you for a two-week stay. My family doesn't talk about him though." The class erupted into cheers at the news of summer camp, except for Dib, who raised his hand, and Zim, who didn't know what summer camp was. "yes Dib," mis bitters asked. "are you allowed to do that?" Dib replied. "of course. Now cheer with the other children."
Ch.2
Zim stared out of the bus window. What is this 'summer camp' they are sending us to? He wondered. Perhaps it will be useful to my mission. I- Zim's thoughts were interrupted as GIR commenced to squeal in his nonexistent ear. Why did I even bring him anyway? "Wondering what summer camp is, space-boy?" Dib turned around from the seat in front of him to taunt him about his incomplete knowledge of human life. Fortunatly, before Zim could respond, Dib's sister Gaz leaned over from across the aisle to smack Dib. "Shut up Dib. I'm trying to play Vampire Pggy Hunter here." "Yes Earth-monkey, shut your noise tube," Zim said gleefully leering in his archrivals face. "I ought to.." But Zim never said what he ought to do, as a shy, timid voice interrupted him. "Sorry mister, but can I sit next to you? The kid's in the backof the bus scare me." Zim looked down to peer at a vary small, shy young boy. "My name3s Sqee, and this is Shmee." The boy held up a raggedy teddy bear. "Whatever, sure," Zim grunted. "What's a kid your age doing on this trip anyway?" "My parents signed me up for it, but I didn't want to go because the scary neighbor man will be there." "WHAP!!" A spitball hit Zim in the back of the head. "Hey Zim, whatcha doin' hanging out with babies." Zim sighed. Kaz's voice. No doubt she was the one Squee was scared of. He turned to face the window, to watch the monotonous countryside, dotted by the occasional cows that were mesmerizing GIR.
Ch.3
"Here we are! Everybody out!" The bus driver exclaimed. As the kids filed out, Zim discovered that he now had a permanent friend. Squee wouldn't leave him alone. He didn't talk to Zim much, but he clung to him like glue. "your assignments should be posted on the sign." Assignments?Zim wondered. Would this be some sort of training camp. But no, it was just housing assignments. Then, he looked at his assifgnment and began to groan.
Ch.1
"Congratulations class. You've miraculously all passed my class. Whoopee." Ms. Bitters was giving a lecture on the last day of school. As she finished her sentence, she unenthusiastically threw a handful of black confetti in the air. "However," she grinned sinisterly. "I've signed you all up for Camp Ohdearlorditsafterme over the summer. My nephew is a counselor there, and he booked all of you for a two-week stay. My family doesn't talk about him though." The class erupted into cheers at the news of summer camp, except for Dib, who raised his hand, and Zim, who didn't know what summer camp was. "yes Dib," mis bitters asked. "are you allowed to do that?" Dib replied. "of course. Now cheer with the other children."
Ch.2
Zim stared out of the bus window. What is this 'summer camp' they are sending us to? He wondered. Perhaps it will be useful to my mission. I- Zim's thoughts were interrupted as GIR commenced to squeal in his nonexistent ear. Why did I even bring him anyway? "Wondering what summer camp is, space-boy?" Dib turned around from the seat in front of him to taunt him about his incomplete knowledge of human life. Fortunatly, before Zim could respond, Dib's sister Gaz leaned over from across the aisle to smack Dib. "Shut up Dib. I'm trying to play Vampire Pggy Hunter here." "Yes Earth-monkey, shut your noise tube," Zim said gleefully leering in his archrivals face. "I ought to.." But Zim never said what he ought to do, as a shy, timid voice interrupted him. "Sorry mister, but can I sit next to you? The kid's in the backof the bus scare me." Zim looked down to peer at a vary small, shy young boy. "My name3s Sqee, and this is Shmee." The boy held up a raggedy teddy bear. "Whatever, sure," Zim grunted. "What's a kid your age doing on this trip anyway?" "My parents signed me up for it, but I didn't want to go because the scary neighbor man will be there." "WHAP!!" A spitball hit Zim in the back of the head. "Hey Zim, whatcha doin' hanging out with babies." Zim sighed. Kaz's voice. No doubt she was the one Squee was scared of. He turned to face the window, to watch the monotonous countryside, dotted by the occasional cows that were mesmerizing GIR.
Ch.3
"Here we are! Everybody out!" The bus driver exclaimed. As the kids filed out, Zim discovered that he now had a permanent friend. Squee wouldn't leave him alone. He didn't talk to Zim much, but he clung to him like glue. "your assignments should be posted on the sign." Assignments?Zim wondered. Would this be some sort of training camp. But no, it was just housing assignments. Then, he looked at his assifgnment and began to groan.