PRIDE'S POV

I was lying asleep in my nice warm bed, just totally relaxed and dreaming away happily, when I was shaken frantically by the shoulders, and I heard an unfamiliar feminine voice shriek out highly "PRIDE!" And then a sharp stinging sensation across my cheek as I was slapped. Great start to the morning.

I opened my eyes and blinked through my blurry morning vision. I could make out a pale face, long dark hair with a slight wave to it, dark eyes, feminine figure and as my vision cleared a little I thought this strange mad girl sat on top of me looked vaguely familiar.

"What the?"- I murmured confused out of my mind.

"Prideyouhavetohelpmesomethingweirdhashappenedanddeargoditsweirdandidontknow whattodo!" the person rambled out so fast, I didn't hear what they were saying. I blinked up at this girl with a confused expression as they looked at me with wide dark eyes expecting some kind of response. The glared at me, "did you hear a word I just said, you got to help me you moron!" the girl snapped angrily.

I sat up and the girl scrambled off me to sit on the end of the bed and I blinked at her, taking in what she looked like. I noticed oddly for the first time she was wearing black boxers and a black t-shirt that were huge on her. She looked so small and thin. Long thin legs, thin waist, a nice golden tone, pouty lips, high cheekbones, dark eyes, long dark hair, I looked down and whoa boy!

"Pride I know I don't usually have breasts, but there's no need to stare" the girl snapped and I immediately looked up into her face. That tone, the way they were glaring, oh too familiar. My eyes widened, "LEX?" I yelled from shock, maybe I was delusional.

"Shut up!" he, she, whatever hissed as they scrambled off and slammed the door, "do you want everyone to hear and come running? God they can't see me like this! I mean I'll never live it down" he was panicking, oh lord Lex never panicked. This was Lex right?

"Lex.you're.how?" I spoke, hardly getting the words out.

"I don't know!" he shrieked in a girl voice that kinda freaked me. I could hardly get used to it and had to keep blinking. I pinched myself but he, well she-he was still standing there acting like Lex but not.looking like Lex. "Is this some kind of joke or curse or something?" he rambled and walked over to me, grabbing the front of my T-shirt and yanking me forward, "You go on about all this universe and magic rubbish all the time, you just have to know what's wrong!" they spoke into my face.

"Well uh, I'm, uh, I don't know.Lex" I used the name hastily, "I mean this is.God I've never, dude I never knew this sort of thing could happen. I'm like, shocked and speechless man"

"You're shocked and speechless? Imagine how I felt waking up like this!" Lex let go of me and held their arms out and I took a look at him/her again.

"What did I say about looking at my breasts?" Lex said and I choked. Dear God I never imagined those words coming out from Lex's mouth and I just had to burst out laughing. "What you laughing at?" he demanded to know and looked down at him/herself and span around to look around the room.

"I never imagined that.Oh God.You as a girl, is priceless!" I laughed.

He glared angrily at me, folding his arms, "This isn't funny Pride it's a catastrophe!" he pouted moodily. "You have to help me get back to being me before the others see me like this or something"

I stopped laughing, and tried to be serious but couldn't help smirking, "I don't think I can Lex this is way beyond me"

"No that's not what I wanted to hear!" Lex cried out and put his/her hands over their face. "To think I came to you."

"Um, well maybe when you calm down"-

"CALM DOWN!" Lex yelled interrupting me, "calm down? You try waking up with all your body parts like taken away and replaced with new ones, and having girl feelings and a girl brain and stuff then see if you calm down! God the others will just be killing themselves, I'll be a laughing stock! God. Bray, Ebony, Amber they'll never let me live it down! No-one will! Oh my god!" Lex was pacing madly then stopped and started waving their hands in a 'eeww' shuddery kind of way "take these away take these away!"

I burst out into laughter, this was all too funny.

"DON'T LAUGH!" Lex bellowed at me pointing angrily at me.

"I see you got caught in PMT time" I joked and kept laughing.

"If I was me I'd punch you. Well I am me and I can still punch you!" Lex glared.

"No please, don't pull my hair and scratch me with your nails" I mocked horror and kept laughing. Laughing so much I didn't see him storm over then BAM! Punched me right across the jaw and Christ, that hurt.

He glared at me and I looked sharply back. "You hit like a girl" I smirked. He growled in frustration, then jumped startled as there was a knock at the door.

"Pride?" a voice called through the door making us both freeze. "What's going on in there?"