Title: The Armadillo
Author: Erica
Rating: PG-13 (for suggestive dialogue)
Summary: Clark finds out about the armadillo.
A/N: Just a quick funny little idea that popped into my head. For all you true fans out there, y'all will know the significance of the armadillo. For the rest of you, go find out. This'll make a lot more sense.
"Lex?"
"Yeah, Clark?"
"What the hell is that?"
"You've never seen one of these before? Frankly, Clark, I can't help but be surprised."
"Uh, yeah Lex. I've seen one before. But what are you doing with yours out, here, now?"
"Isn't it obvious, Clark?"
"…"
"I'm playing with my armadillo."
"So that's what you call it?"
"Clark!"
"Sorry, sorry. Mind if I join in?"
"Not at all. I was hoping you would."
"Mmm… This is nice. I like this."
"I'm glad. You know, Clark, for someone so strong you're surprisingly gentle."
"I'm glad you're enjoying this too. Maybe we can do this again sometime. Sometime soon."
"Anything you want, Clark."
::door opens and Chloe walks in::
"Uh, guys?"
(in unison) "Chloe!"
"What are you two doing to that poor armadillo?"