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Jin, Kazuya, Baek, Hwoarang: WHAT??!!

*Jun nervously smoothes out her hair.

Jun: Well I.... I meant that.... Oh, darn it!

Baek: I have TWO sons?!!!

Jun: Uh..... Yes.....

Jin: Oh, this is just great! I have a..... Wait a minute! That means Hwoarang is my BROTHER??!!!

Hwoarang: OH MY GOD!!!!

Jun: What's the big deal?? I mean you loved each other when you were kids.

*Jin and Hwoarang stares each other.

Hwoarang: Sure!

Jin: Yeah, right!

Jun: Oh yes you did!

Hwoarang: Kazuya, aren't you gonna say anything??!

Kazuya: I know everybody has a secret, mine is that I'm gay, but this is SO MUCH BIGGER!!!!! How COULD you do this to ME?!!! And you Baek!! You slept with MY WIFE?!!?!

Jun: You..... You're what....?

Nina: Whoops, Kazuya!

Jin: My da.... Kazuya is gay....? I can't believe this!! First Baek is my father and now Kazuya's GAY?!!

Kazuya: Uh..... I guess I have to admit..... I'm gay..... Just yesterday I went out with Steve Fox.....

Christie: What?? Like, Steve is, like, gay too??!!

Kazuya: Yep..... But back to Baek! How could you sleep with MY wife???

Baek: Err...... Well...... Uh..... I just..... It just happened.....

Kazuya: You sluttish wife-stealer!!! You are gonna pay for this!!!

Baek: Sluttish?? You should say that to Nina!

Nina: Oh, you're gonna die, bitchy wife-stealer!

*Nina and Kazuya run to Baek and start to beat him up.

Hwoarang: STOP!!!

Jin: Yea, that's my dad who you're hurting!!!!

*Jin and Hwoarang run to help Baek and they get Nina and Kazuya off him.

Jin: Uh..... Guys.... How can I be a Devil if Kazuya's not my dad....?

*Everyone stares each other.

Jun: That's because I stuck Kazuya's blood on you so you would look like Kazuya and Heihachi would train you. You know how expensive it is in these days to train fighting.

Heihachi: I trained Doo San's son??!

Jun: Err.... Yes....

Jin: Yak! You gave me Kazuya's blood with some kinda needle??!

Jun: It was the only way, sweetie.

Jin: The only way??!

Hwoarang: Nice mom you got Jinny!



*Flashback*

Jin: So Rang, witch one you wanna play?

Hwoarang: Sindy, Sindy, Sindy!!

Jin: But I wanna play with her too!!

Hwoarang: Please Jinny, lemme play with her!!! You played with her yesterday!

Jin: Well okay, but I wanna play with her tomorrow!

Hwoarang: Sure!

*End of Flashback.



Jin: Geez, so that's true!

Hwoarang: What's true??

Jin: We used to be best friends. We used to play barbies together!

Hwoarang: I didn't play with barbies!

Jin: Oh yeah?! Witch one you wanna play, Rang?

*Hwoarang gasps.

Hwoarang: Oh.... Right....

Michelle: Then why did you break up, Jun?

Jun: It's because.... Err.... Baek?

Baek: Yea.... It was those bad times.... Me and Jun had an awful fight and she left..... Rang and Jinny were then something about.... six years?

Jun: Yes, something like that.... Maybe little younger....

Jin: So that's why I can't remember Hwoarang, right?

Jun: Yes.

Hwoarang: Though I would member even if I were only six......

Baek: Well.... We decided not to tell anything to you so you wouldn't miss each other so much.

Bryan: What were you fighting about?

*Jun and Baek look each other.

Jun: Err..... Nothing very interesting....

Baek: YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU FUCKING WHORE!!

Kazuya: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!

*Kazuya starts to beat up Baek.

Kazuya: You're calling her a whore?!!!!

Baek: Well she is!!

*Kazuya continues beating up Baek even harder.

Jun: Kazuya Stop! He's right!

*Kazuya stops and stares to Jun.

Kazuya: Jun, why are you calling yourself a whore??

Jun: Umm.... Well I..... I was cheating you and Baek both.

Kazuya and Jin: WHAT?!!

Jun: Yea.... But it's a long time so it really doesn't matter any more......

Kazuya: DOESN'T MATTER??!! Of course it matters!!

Jin: You.... My mom is a.....

Hwoarang: Whore.

Jin: This is just unbelievable... This is just too much!!

Jun: Sweetie, I'm sorry that you feel that way but that's the fact.

Christie: So, like, that's why you and Baek, like, broke up. 'Coz you were, like, a hooker, right?

Jun: Yes.

Bryan: So how many times did you cheat on Kazuya and Baek?

Jun: I.... It doesn't matter.

Bryan: Oh come on, I'm sure Baek and Kazuya would like to know!

Jun: Well..... A couple of times.....

Bryan: A couple of times....?

Jun: FINE! Fifteen times!

*Everyone gasp.

*Jun looks ashamed.

Baek: Fifteen times??!

Jin: Mom.... Why....?

Jun: Well I had a little tough with money so I had to do something about it..... You know how hard it was those days to get a real job.

Julia: So with who were you cheating on Baek? I mean anyone we know??

*Jun looks at the floor.

Jun: Actually yes....

Baek: What?!! WHO??!

Jun: Paul.

*Everyone turn to Paul.

Paul: Err.... Hi....

Baek: You....??!!

Paul: Yeah. ME!!

Jin: Ugh.... Think I'm gonna puke...

*Jin runs to the bathroom.





Author's note: So Jun exposed to cheater. A Big cheater indeed! NBT1: In next chap we will reveal Bryan's secret!