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Christie: So, like, let me get this, like, straight: First Jun, like, cheated Kazuya with, like, Baek and then, like both of them with Paul??
Jun: Yes.
*Baek turns to Paul.
Baek: You're so gonna pay for sleeping with my lover!
Paul: Yeah, right. Don' t ya think Kazuya should be said that to you??
Kazuya: I should say that to both of you!
*Goes to a corner and starts to cry.
Kazuya: Everyone cheats on me!
Julia: I'm sure that Steve doesn't cheat on you.
*Kazuya sniffs.
Anna: Oh, don't worry Kazuya. Everything's gonna be all right.
*Comes and hugs Kazuya.
Kazuya: Ugh! Get away from me!!
Anna: Humph.
*Jin comes back to the living room and sits on his seat.
Jun: Feeling better honey?
Jin: Yeah right.
Nina: OK, so now you know Jun's, Kazuya's, Jin's and Hwoarang's secrets.
Paul: And Baek's!!
Nina: No, you don't know Baek's secret.
*Everyone turn to stare at Baek.
Jun: You have another secret??
Baek: Uh... Well.. I don't know if it's a secret but...
Nina: Oh, I think that at least Hwoarang would like to know.
Hwoarang: Me??
Nina: Yes, you. Baek, should you tell about your fighting style?
Hwoarang: Fighting style??
Baek: Err.. There's really nothing to tell about...
Nina: Only that you have taught Hwoarang just some moves you have made up?
Hwoarang: WHAT??!
Baek: THAT'S A LIE!!! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!
Nina: Oh really? Don't you think it's time for Hwoarang to know?!
Hwoarang: Master Beak.. Is it true...?
Baek: Well....
Hwoarang: Master, what ever you're gonna say I swear you I will respect you as much as to this day.
Baek: It's true. I haven't taught you Tae Kwon Do. I just made the moves by myself.
Hwoarang: OH MY GOD!!!! YOU------
*Hwoarang runs to Baek and stars to beat him up with the stupid moves Baek taught to him.
Jin: NO STOP!! He's my dad!! Hey, I'm getting use to this thought already.
*Hwoarang stops.
Baek: You said that you would respect me as much as before!
Hwoarang: I just said that so you would tell me the truth!! How could you do this?!!
Baek: I was poor and I hadn't fore to train Tae Kwon Do so I had to make the moves up.
Hwoarang: I just don't get this! How could you.. Ugh! Never mind!
Baek: Okay!
Nina: OK moving on. Next is Bryan's secret!
Bryan: Hey, why me??!
Nina: 'Coz I want you to reveal it now.
Bryan: That's unfair!
Nina: Yeah sure it is. Now witch one tells it you or me?
*Bryan looks at Lei.
Lei: What are you looking at??!
Bryan: Uh.... Nothing.
Xiaoyu: Oh, this is getting exciting!
Nina: Well Bryan??
Bryan: I put fake cartridge to Lei's gun!
Lei: WHAT????!!!
Bryan: Uh.... Yeah.
Lei: Why the hell you did that for???!!!!
Bryan: Well... Err.. I was kinda pissed off 'cause you took 60% of the money when we robbed that bank together.
*Everyone stares at Lei and Bryan.
Everyone: YOU WHAT???!
*Lei panics.
Lei: I... Uh.. We.. No! I never robbed anything with Bryan!
Bryan: Oh yeah?!!
Lei: You stupid fake-zombie! Now I can lose my job you moron!
Christie: Fake-zombie??
Bryan: Lei is high. He doesn't know what he's talking!
Lei: Yeah sure! Now everyone knows that you're not a REAL zombie! You're just a stupid paleface!!
Bryan: That hurt!!
*Bryan sniffs.
Nina: Oh for Pete's sake!
Lei: It couldn't hurt so much!
Bryan: Oh yes it could!
*Bryan sniffs again.
Bryan: But I'm not gonna let you get away with this! Not this easy my dear friend!
Lei: What are you gonna do?!!
Bryan: I'm gonna reveal YOUR little secret!
Lei: Oh no!! I'm begging you, DON'T DO THAT!!!
Bryan: Lei got his police job only 'coz he slept with his boss!!
Everyone: Oh my god!!
Christie: So, like, his boss was, like, a woman right??
Bryan: Actually no. His boss was a male.
Everyone: OH MY GOD!!!
Kazuya: So Lei, you're gay too?
Lei: NO!! I'm not gay!!
*Lei runs out of the living room.
Xiaoyu: That was weird.
Julia: Yeah.
Bryan: He just wanted to get a good salary. That's the only reason why he slept with his boss.
Christie: I just, like, can't believe this. This is, like, so exciting!
Julia: You wanna tell your secret next?
Christie: Like, no! It's so EMBARRESSING!!!
Nina: Oh yes it is!
Christie: Like, why you say that? You don't know it!
Nina: Yes I do!
Christie: Huh???!! Like, how??!
Nina: Lets just say that I talked to people and I count one plus one.
Christie: Like, oh no!!
*Nina smirks.
Christie: This is, like, unbelievable!
Law: Tell us!!!
Xiaoyu: Yea, tell us!! We wanna know!
So you wanna know what's Christie's embarrassing secret? And tell us who's secret you wanna know next! To be continued..
Christie: So, like, let me get this, like, straight: First Jun, like, cheated Kazuya with, like, Baek and then, like both of them with Paul??
Jun: Yes.
*Baek turns to Paul.
Baek: You're so gonna pay for sleeping with my lover!
Paul: Yeah, right. Don' t ya think Kazuya should be said that to you??
Kazuya: I should say that to both of you!
*Goes to a corner and starts to cry.
Kazuya: Everyone cheats on me!
Julia: I'm sure that Steve doesn't cheat on you.
*Kazuya sniffs.
Anna: Oh, don't worry Kazuya. Everything's gonna be all right.
*Comes and hugs Kazuya.
Kazuya: Ugh! Get away from me!!
Anna: Humph.
*Jin comes back to the living room and sits on his seat.
Jun: Feeling better honey?
Jin: Yeah right.
Nina: OK, so now you know Jun's, Kazuya's, Jin's and Hwoarang's secrets.
Paul: And Baek's!!
Nina: No, you don't know Baek's secret.
*Everyone turn to stare at Baek.
Jun: You have another secret??
Baek: Uh... Well.. I don't know if it's a secret but...
Nina: Oh, I think that at least Hwoarang would like to know.
Hwoarang: Me??
Nina: Yes, you. Baek, should you tell about your fighting style?
Hwoarang: Fighting style??
Baek: Err.. There's really nothing to tell about...
Nina: Only that you have taught Hwoarang just some moves you have made up?
Hwoarang: WHAT??!
Baek: THAT'S A LIE!!! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!
Nina: Oh really? Don't you think it's time for Hwoarang to know?!
Hwoarang: Master Beak.. Is it true...?
Baek: Well....
Hwoarang: Master, what ever you're gonna say I swear you I will respect you as much as to this day.
Baek: It's true. I haven't taught you Tae Kwon Do. I just made the moves by myself.
Hwoarang: OH MY GOD!!!! YOU------
*Hwoarang runs to Baek and stars to beat him up with the stupid moves Baek taught to him.
Jin: NO STOP!! He's my dad!! Hey, I'm getting use to this thought already.
*Hwoarang stops.
Baek: You said that you would respect me as much as before!
Hwoarang: I just said that so you would tell me the truth!! How could you do this?!!
Baek: I was poor and I hadn't fore to train Tae Kwon Do so I had to make the moves up.
Hwoarang: I just don't get this! How could you.. Ugh! Never mind!
Baek: Okay!
Nina: OK moving on. Next is Bryan's secret!
Bryan: Hey, why me??!
Nina: 'Coz I want you to reveal it now.
Bryan: That's unfair!
Nina: Yeah sure it is. Now witch one tells it you or me?
*Bryan looks at Lei.
Lei: What are you looking at??!
Bryan: Uh.... Nothing.
Xiaoyu: Oh, this is getting exciting!
Nina: Well Bryan??
Bryan: I put fake cartridge to Lei's gun!
Lei: WHAT????!!!
Bryan: Uh.... Yeah.
Lei: Why the hell you did that for???!!!!
Bryan: Well... Err.. I was kinda pissed off 'cause you took 60% of the money when we robbed that bank together.
*Everyone stares at Lei and Bryan.
Everyone: YOU WHAT???!
*Lei panics.
Lei: I... Uh.. We.. No! I never robbed anything with Bryan!
Bryan: Oh yeah?!!
Lei: You stupid fake-zombie! Now I can lose my job you moron!
Christie: Fake-zombie??
Bryan: Lei is high. He doesn't know what he's talking!
Lei: Yeah sure! Now everyone knows that you're not a REAL zombie! You're just a stupid paleface!!
Bryan: That hurt!!
*Bryan sniffs.
Nina: Oh for Pete's sake!
Lei: It couldn't hurt so much!
Bryan: Oh yes it could!
*Bryan sniffs again.
Bryan: But I'm not gonna let you get away with this! Not this easy my dear friend!
Lei: What are you gonna do?!!
Bryan: I'm gonna reveal YOUR little secret!
Lei: Oh no!! I'm begging you, DON'T DO THAT!!!
Bryan: Lei got his police job only 'coz he slept with his boss!!
Everyone: Oh my god!!
Christie: So, like, his boss was, like, a woman right??
Bryan: Actually no. His boss was a male.
Everyone: OH MY GOD!!!
Kazuya: So Lei, you're gay too?
Lei: NO!! I'm not gay!!
*Lei runs out of the living room.
Xiaoyu: That was weird.
Julia: Yeah.
Bryan: He just wanted to get a good salary. That's the only reason why he slept with his boss.
Christie: I just, like, can't believe this. This is, like, so exciting!
Julia: You wanna tell your secret next?
Christie: Like, no! It's so EMBARRESSING!!!
Nina: Oh yes it is!
Christie: Like, why you say that? You don't know it!
Nina: Yes I do!
Christie: Huh???!! Like, how??!
Nina: Lets just say that I talked to people and I count one plus one.
Christie: Like, oh no!!
*Nina smirks.
Christie: This is, like, unbelievable!
Law: Tell us!!!
Xiaoyu: Yea, tell us!! We wanna know!
So you wanna know what's Christie's embarrassing secret? And tell us who's secret you wanna know next! To be continued..