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Nina: Well Christie?
Christie: Uh... Ok.. I... I'm...
Nina: Yes?
Christie: Oh, like, what the hell. I'M LIKE YOUR SISTER GOD DAMNED!!!!!
Anna and Nina: WHAT????!!!!
Christie: Like, you said that you, like, already knew!
Nina: NO!! I thought that I knew but I.... Gosh, are you fuckin' kidding me??!!!
Christie: What do you, like, think?
Anna: Oh this is so wonderful! I have two sisters!!
*Hugs Christie and Nina.
Christie and Nina: Stay away from me!!
Nina: So Christie now that you 're on of "us" you have to stand Anna all these days.
Christie: Yeah. I, like, can't imagine what you have, like, been through.
Nina: I know. And I'm sorry that this is happening to you, Chris.
Anna: Excuse me!!
*Nina grins.
Christie: Maybe it's not, like, so bad that I'm, like, your sister Nina. Like you seem actually, like, a really nice person.
Nina: Well thank you Christie!
*Christie smiles.
Christie: But I don't, like, agree that with, like, Anna!
Anna: Oh why??! Why is this always happening to me??!! Why everyone hates me??! What have I done??
Christie: You have, like, born.
*Anna sniffs.
Jun: Oh Anna, it's okay.
*Comes to comfort Anna.
Nina: Now this is getting very boring. So let's move on now. Uh, one thing Christie, why it's so embarrassing that you're a Williams?
Christie: It's, like, so embarrassing to be Anna's sister, like, ya know?
Nina: Yes, I understand.
Christie: So, like, moving on!
Nina: Right. So, we need definitely some humor in this stage. Heihachi, why don't you tell your secret to us next?
Heihachi: Err... I really don't have any.
Nina: Yes you do! I know that you know that I know your secret!
Hwoarang: You know that he knows... I don't get it!
Nina: Oh never mind! Heihachi?!
Heihachi: Well the only "secret" I know that I have is that I'm jealous to my son and to my grandson that they are devils.
*Everyone laughs except Jin and Kazuya.
Kazuya: You're jealous??!
Jin: 'Coz we're devils??
Heihachi: Uh.. Well yes. Next!
Nina: Oh don't you even try that Heihachi! You didn't tell them about your hair.
Kazuya: Your hair??
*Heihachi turns red.
Nina: Yes. He wanted so desperately to be devil so he made his hair to look like a devil's horns.
*All laughs again except Kazuya and Jin.
Jin: What the..??
Kazuya: Unbelievable! We want to get rid of that cursed gene and at the same time you're jealous 'cause you DON'T HAVE IT??!!!!
Heihachi: Err.. I guess.
Jin: You're so ODD, grandpa.
Hwoarang: Yeah, he's one weird old man Kazama.
Jun: Yes, I know.
Hwoarang: I was talking to Jin.
Jun: Oh, my mistake!
Heihachi: Well I haven't play with BARBIES!!
Jin and Hwoarang: Oh shut up!!
Lee: I wanna tell my secret!!!
*Everyone stares at Lee.
Nina: Really?
Lee: Yeah, then it's over.
Nina: Go ahead.
Lee: I'm a warlock.
*Everyone stares Lee silently. No one laughs no one talks. Everyone just looks at Lee confused.
Lee: What are you staring at? Stop that or I'll change you all to common toads!
*All turns their gaze.
Heihachi: We have a warlock in our family??? Lee, change me into a Devil!!!!!
Kazuya and Jin: NO!!!
Lee: What do I get for it?
Kazuya: Damn you Lee!! Just don't do it!
Lee: Well, what do I get for it?
Kazuya: Err... Take Jun!
Jun: WHAT?!!
Jin: DAD!!! No, wait he's not my dad! Uh, forget it!
Lee: I don't want that whore. You can keep her. What do you have to offer, Jin?
Jin: Umm.. Xiaoyu?
Xiaoyu: WHA???
Lee: Uh... Maybe I could consider that..
Xiaoyu: Jinny!!!
Jin: What? You wanna three devil to this family??
Xiaoyu: Well if they all are as nice as you.
Jin: You think Kazuya's nice??
Kazuya: Hey!
Xiaoyu: Umm.. Nope. You're always my number one!
*Jin stares at Xiaoyu.
Jin: I am??
Xiaoyu: Yea!
Jin: Hmm... Maybe I could consider that switch again. Lee, you're not gonna have Xiaoyu!
Lee: What???!! Damn it! I was so close!!! What 'bout Julia?
Hwoarang: SHE'S MINE!!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM HER!!!
Julia: Excuse me.. I'M NOT YOURS!!!
Jin: Umm.. Well as you can see Julia's taken.
Julia: I AM NOT TAKEN!!!!!
*Julia runs out of the room.
*Julia comes back to the room.
Julia: I can't leave. I wanna hear more secrets.
You wanna hear more secrets too? Xiaoyu's secret is coming later! We already know what it is but we don't wanna reveal it yet. ;)
Nina: Well Christie?
Christie: Uh... Ok.. I... I'm...
Nina: Yes?
Christie: Oh, like, what the hell. I'M LIKE YOUR SISTER GOD DAMNED!!!!!
Anna and Nina: WHAT????!!!!
Christie: Like, you said that you, like, already knew!
Nina: NO!! I thought that I knew but I.... Gosh, are you fuckin' kidding me??!!!
Christie: What do you, like, think?
Anna: Oh this is so wonderful! I have two sisters!!
*Hugs Christie and Nina.
Christie and Nina: Stay away from me!!
Nina: So Christie now that you 're on of "us" you have to stand Anna all these days.
Christie: Yeah. I, like, can't imagine what you have, like, been through.
Nina: I know. And I'm sorry that this is happening to you, Chris.
Anna: Excuse me!!
*Nina grins.
Christie: Maybe it's not, like, so bad that I'm, like, your sister Nina. Like you seem actually, like, a really nice person.
Nina: Well thank you Christie!
*Christie smiles.
Christie: But I don't, like, agree that with, like, Anna!
Anna: Oh why??! Why is this always happening to me??!! Why everyone hates me??! What have I done??
Christie: You have, like, born.
*Anna sniffs.
Jun: Oh Anna, it's okay.
*Comes to comfort Anna.
Nina: Now this is getting very boring. So let's move on now. Uh, one thing Christie, why it's so embarrassing that you're a Williams?
Christie: It's, like, so embarrassing to be Anna's sister, like, ya know?
Nina: Yes, I understand.
Christie: So, like, moving on!
Nina: Right. So, we need definitely some humor in this stage. Heihachi, why don't you tell your secret to us next?
Heihachi: Err... I really don't have any.
Nina: Yes you do! I know that you know that I know your secret!
Hwoarang: You know that he knows... I don't get it!
Nina: Oh never mind! Heihachi?!
Heihachi: Well the only "secret" I know that I have is that I'm jealous to my son and to my grandson that they are devils.
*Everyone laughs except Jin and Kazuya.
Kazuya: You're jealous??!
Jin: 'Coz we're devils??
Heihachi: Uh.. Well yes. Next!
Nina: Oh don't you even try that Heihachi! You didn't tell them about your hair.
Kazuya: Your hair??
*Heihachi turns red.
Nina: Yes. He wanted so desperately to be devil so he made his hair to look like a devil's horns.
*All laughs again except Kazuya and Jin.
Jin: What the..??
Kazuya: Unbelievable! We want to get rid of that cursed gene and at the same time you're jealous 'cause you DON'T HAVE IT??!!!!
Heihachi: Err.. I guess.
Jin: You're so ODD, grandpa.
Hwoarang: Yeah, he's one weird old man Kazama.
Jun: Yes, I know.
Hwoarang: I was talking to Jin.
Jun: Oh, my mistake!
Heihachi: Well I haven't play with BARBIES!!
Jin and Hwoarang: Oh shut up!!
Lee: I wanna tell my secret!!!
*Everyone stares at Lee.
Nina: Really?
Lee: Yeah, then it's over.
Nina: Go ahead.
Lee: I'm a warlock.
*Everyone stares Lee silently. No one laughs no one talks. Everyone just looks at Lee confused.
Lee: What are you staring at? Stop that or I'll change you all to common toads!
*All turns their gaze.
Heihachi: We have a warlock in our family??? Lee, change me into a Devil!!!!!
Kazuya and Jin: NO!!!
Lee: What do I get for it?
Kazuya: Damn you Lee!! Just don't do it!
Lee: Well, what do I get for it?
Kazuya: Err... Take Jun!
Jun: WHAT?!!
Jin: DAD!!! No, wait he's not my dad! Uh, forget it!
Lee: I don't want that whore. You can keep her. What do you have to offer, Jin?
Jin: Umm.. Xiaoyu?
Xiaoyu: WHA???
Lee: Uh... Maybe I could consider that..
Xiaoyu: Jinny!!!
Jin: What? You wanna three devil to this family??
Xiaoyu: Well if they all are as nice as you.
Jin: You think Kazuya's nice??
Kazuya: Hey!
Xiaoyu: Umm.. Nope. You're always my number one!
*Jin stares at Xiaoyu.
Jin: I am??
Xiaoyu: Yea!
Jin: Hmm... Maybe I could consider that switch again. Lee, you're not gonna have Xiaoyu!
Lee: What???!! Damn it! I was so close!!! What 'bout Julia?
Hwoarang: SHE'S MINE!!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM HER!!!
Julia: Excuse me.. I'M NOT YOURS!!!
Jin: Umm.. Well as you can see Julia's taken.
Julia: I AM NOT TAKEN!!!!!
*Julia runs out of the room.
*Julia comes back to the room.
Julia: I can't leave. I wanna hear more secrets.
You wanna hear more secrets too? Xiaoyu's secret is coming later! We already know what it is but we don't wanna reveal it yet. ;)