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After the pause..

Nina: Okay let's continue. Go to your seats!

*Everyone goes to the seats.

Nina: Good. So who wants to tell the next secret?

*Everybody switch looks.

Nina: Fine! I decide that.

*Nina takes a paper from her purse.

Nina: Julia, would you read this?

Julia: Huh? Read.... That??

Nina: Yes. Read that!

*Julia looks at the paper and swallows up.

Nina: What's the matter Julia?? Just read the paper.

*Julia looks nervously at the paper then at Nina and then at the others.

Michelle: Honey?? What's the matter?

Julia: I.. I can't read...

*Everyone stares Julia at shock.

Michelle: What are you talking about?? Can't read??

*Julia sighs.

Julia: Yes mother. I can't read.

Michelle: But then how did you survived at school??

Julia: You mean the exams? My.... Ashley did them for me.

Michelle: WHAT??! She did them to you?!

Julia: Yes mother.

Ganryu: Who's Ashley?

Julia: She's one of my friends. She was at the same class with me.

Michelle: This is unbelievable!

Xiaoyu: Then how didn't you learn to read when the others did??

Julia: I don't know. I just never learned.

Ganryu: Oh my poor baby!

*Everyone turn to Ganryu.

Michelle: What did you say?!!

Ganryu: I said "Oh my poor little baby!"

Michelle: Yes I heard that! Why did you said that?! Just be quiet! This isn't about you anyway!

Nina: Actually Michelle it is.

Michelle: How?!

Nina: I think that Ganryu would want to tell that.

*Michelle turns to Ganryu.

Michelle: Well explain to me!

Ganryu: Umm....

Michelle: WELL??!!

Ganryu: ALL RIGHT!! I'm so sick of you and your Goddamn attitude!! You're such a pathetic bitch! You really wanna know??! FINE! I'M JULIA'S REAL FATHER!!

*Everybody stares Ganryu at shock.

Julia: What did you say??

Ganryu: I'm your real father Julia.

Michelle: I can't believe this...

Julia: My... Dad..??

Ganryu: Yes. I'm so sorry about everything you've been through. I tried to hang with Michelle as much as I could so I would be close to you. Otherwise I would never hang out with her!

Michelle: You -----!!

Ganryu: I'm SO sick of you Michelle! And thank God I don't have to stand you anymore!

Julia: Hey don't talk my mother like that!

Ganryu: But honey-----

Julia: NO! I'm not your "honey"! How can you even imagine that I would go with you?! After all you did to me??!

Ganryu: What are you talking about??

Julia: YOU LEFT ME IN THE ALLEY!!!

*Julia runs of the room crying.

Michelle: Julia!!

*Michelle runs after her.

Jun: You left her in the alley??! How could you do that?!!

Ganryu: Julia's mother had dumped Julia and she didn't tell me about it. Later I found out that Michelle had adopted Julia and I traced Michelle and I tried to befriend with her so I would be close to my little Julia.

Jun: Oh poor Julia! She must be very devastated.

Nina: Yeah sure. Now we need some humor into this! Hmm.. Let's see.... Who has funny secret?

Paul: Not me!

Nina: Oh that's right! Paul has very funny secret. Paul would you share it with us?

Paul: NOOOOO!!!

Nina: Okay. Let's do this by the easy way. Julia and Michelle come here!!

*Julia and Michelle come to the living room.

Ganryu: Oh my poor baby!

Julia: Don't call me that! Just stay away from me!

*Julia goes to her seat and Michelle goes next to her giving a murderous look to Ganryu.

Nina: So Paul what's ten plus ten?

*Paul scratches his head making his wig to fall.

Paul: Oh no!! My precious hair!

*Paul picks the wig up and puts it back to him head wrongly. Everyone starts to laugh loud.

Paul: What?!

Hwoarang: You have a wig??

Paul: As a matter of fact I do! Now you have a problem with that Barbie- boy?

*All laughs even harder.

Hwoarang: Grr.. Jin played with Barbie's too! Why are you taunting only me?!

Paul: ' Coz... I dunno. Haha!! Jin played with the Barbie's too!

*Jin rolls his eyes.

Jun: God dammed Jin stop that!

Jin: Okay!! Geez it can't bother you so much!

Jun: Yes it can! Now stop that or you'll be in house arrest!

Jin: But mom----

Jun: No buts! It's your decision young man.

Jin: Fine! I'll be in house arrest.

Jun: What?!

Jin: I said I'm in house arrest.

Jun: But honey-----

Jin: No buts! It was my choice! You'll never get me to stop rolling my eyes!

*Jun sighs.

Jun: Okay then. But you're in a house arrest!

Jin: All right mom.

*Jin gives a sweet puppy-dog look to Jun.

Jun: Oh I can't put you into house arrest!

*Comes and hugs Jin.

*Jin grins.

Christie: You, like, really have, like, a wig, Paul??

Paul: Yeah so?!

*Law takes Paul's wig off.

Paul: Hey give me that!

*Everybody starts to laugh again because of Paul's baldhead.

Paul: All right enough! You had your fun!

*Takes his wig from Law.

Law: We really did! Why haven't you told me about your wig??

Paul: There are some things that are none of your or anyone else's business!

Law: You got that right!

Nina: Law would you tell your secret next?

Xiaoyu: Yeah Law!! Tell your creepy secret!

Law: Creepy??! I don't have creepy secrets!

Nina: Oh yeah??



TO BE CONTINUED

Nadja: Hmm... Bald Paul. *Lol*

Maria: Yea, it would be very interesting sight.

Nadja: Yeah. Oh and by the way Law's secret will be revealed at the next chap.

Maria: All though we haven't even figured it out yet?

Nadja: No I don't think we have. Or you got any suggestions?

Maria: Well one but I'll tell it to you later.

Nadja: Whatever you say. Well thanks for reading this stuff!