*Smiles*

As all of you should be aware, this is the second part to my first fic, 'Slayers Bishoujo Encounter'. We're wild, we're crazy, and we're all shamelessly self-inserted baby. Boya. All the Bishounen are belong to ME!

On with the party….

Disclaimer: I own my harem of fine anime men and that's it.

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Jean, Kats, Jo-chan, Emmy, Hoppy, Mother Dearest were all in a huddle…clutching assorted men.

Jean: ^^ " Ah Sanosuke! My little brillo-pad of love!"

Kats: O.o;; " I thought we were going to go to the dojo later?"

Jean: ^^;; " I couldn't wait?"

Jo-chan: --;; " It's always the ones you think are sane…"

Mother Dearest: " Ah Kamui, what you say we pop up that little shield of yours and disappear for a while?"

Assorted travelers: " Dude! Rissey, we didn't need to hear that!"

And the Slayers crew looked on in terror as bishounen after bishounen were withdrawn from some sort of dimensional hole. A man with sunglasses came popping out, got thrown straight at Kats and started yelling

" Captain Tylor-san! I was wondering when you'd get out of those ropes. Now, what do you say to a party…."

Amelia was in near tears. " To-sans going to kill me," she moaned, " I was supposed to watch over the castle, and now half of Seryuun's gone and I have a bunch of bums wandering around my castle!"

" Hey!" Kats yelled. " Watch who you're calling a bum! That's a bum!" She pointed at Sanosuke.

Jean: " Hey! He's a moocher, thank you very much!"

Sano: --;; " Oi!"

Kats: " Bum!"

Jean: " Moocher!"

Sano: --;;; " Oi!"

Kats: " Bum!!"

Sano: " Oi!"

Jean: " Moocher!"

Sano: " Oi!"

Jean: " Moocher!"

Kats: " Whatever, lets make him get nude and sketch him for art class!"

Jean & Kats: ^^ " WAI!"

Sano: O.O " OI!"

Xellos, who was sitting and having tea with L-sama, who looked very disgruntled, noticed a tugging sensation on his pants…he looked down---

Joey: ^_^

--and freaked. Instantaneously, that drew Kats attention from Jean and Sano over to her little purple haired hotty and she promptly malleted Jo-chan over the head with her Meat Tenderizer of Doom. In fact, the whole room was in chaos until Kats brought her big-ass Meat Tenderizer of Doom down with a hearty smack on the table. She glared at everyone, and, after the usual second of absolute stillness, they all fell on their bums.

" That's quite enough!" She said severely, looking at everyone but Mother Dearest/Rissey. " We're never going to be able to plan anything out if we just grope as usual!"

Emmy raised her hand, " What are we going to do for food and drinks?"

Kats smiled slyly, " You don't call me Omish for nothing, I'll whip something up."

" Yosh," Joey said, rubbing her hands together, let's get this party started!"

Suddenly a howl arose from the pile of bishies, and soon a second one joined the first.

" Inu Yasha! Sesshomaru! Quiet or no back scratch for you!" Kats yelled, stomping over to the pile.

The howls only got louder. Kats, sighing, picked up two white dog demons and then threw the one with stripes over her shoulder and pinned the other one to the ground.

Xellos: [Leaning over towards Jo-chan] " What's she going to do to him?"

Joey: ^-^ " Not half of what I'm going to do to you!"

A little later…

Xellos: @_@ " I can't believe what I'm seeing."

Joey: " Damn straight! That's what I'M talking about!"

Meanwhile, the rest of the Slayers crew watched in a sort of perverse relief as Kats scratched Inu-Yasha behind the ears.

Kats: ^^ " Who's a good lil doggy demon? Who? Come on! Talk to sweetie!"

Inu-Yasha: [Foot going thumpetty thumpa on the floor]

L-sama groaned and stood up to shout, " Enough! What is going on here?"

Kats detached herself from a reluctant Inu-Yasha.

" Why, we're getting ready for a party. Give us the night and we'll never bother you again and Joey would please get off of the mother of all's leg?"

Indeed, Jo-chan HAD attached herself to L-sama's leg. Her face was pressed up against the skirt and she was purring. Suddenly she pulled an arm back and poked L-sama in the back of her knee.

Joey: " I wonder what will happen if I--"

L-sama: O.O " AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Joey: ^-^ " What ya know?"

" Joey! Leave L-sama alone! We have a kingdom to ruin!"

Grabbing the drooling, shorthaired girl, Kats dragged her into a back room.

WHOLK!

Kats stepped back out, rubbing her hands together.

" Okay, well now that that's done, we need to get some things straightened out. Amelia, where's your biggest garden? Lina, why aren't you yelling at Gourry for allowing me to grope him? Zelgadis, ten-o'clock, bring a friend. Any questions?"

" YES!"

" I mean besides from the kidnapped."

" Okay," Jean said, raising her hand. " First of all, why are you doing this when you should be doing math? Secondly, how are we going to get all the invitations out in time?"

" That's simple darling," Kats exclaimed, clapping her hands, " we just ignore all given rules and take out what's left of the fourth wall with a bulldozer!"

Travelers: *Donning hard hats* " HAI!"

Slayers crew: Oo " Ano…..fourth wall?"

Kats: *Popping up with a large book labeled 'Anime…how to conquer it'* " HAI! It's time for 'CONQUER THAT ANIME!"

Jerry Springer like audience: " WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!"

Kats: *Reading from the book* " Fourth wall. For all you utterly pathetic people who can't make guesses; the fourth wall is basically the line between reality and fantasy. In specific, it separates authors from their works of fiction. Now, you may ask, 'but you're an author aren't you?' And my answer would be 'Why yes, yes I am'. I am also clearly trampling all over the fourth wall, mixing reality up as it were. HAHAHAHAHA! *Cough* Anyway, on with the description. The fourth wall was basically thought up to prevent authors from inserting themselves shamelessly into fanfiction and screw it over royally. But, as you all know, I have no shame, no pride, AND no need for Utena, so I decided to do what so many other suck-my-monkey quality authors have done and self-insert myself and my friend directly into it! There will be much shedding of clothes!"

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Chapter three to be done after Thanksgiving Woop---shaaaa~!