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Anna (shouting from the kitchen): Lee, can you change your name to Jee or something what starts with J?? Please honey!

Christie: By the way, like, why does Anna's, like, all fiancés name start with, like, J?

Nina: Oh, I forget to tell you about that. She has an obsession with a letter J.

Lee: I don't wanna marry someone who has an obsession with something like that!!! ANNA, THE WEDDINGS ARE CANCELED!!!!!

Anna: WHAT???!!!

*Anna runs to the living room.

Anna: You're serious?

Lee: Yes! I'm not gonna change my name to Jee!! I'm gonna change you to a toad again!

*Lee is just going to change Anna to a toad when..

Julia: STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!

Lee: Huh?

Julia: Don't do that. Let's just reveal someone's secret, ok? It's much funnier.

Lee: Hmm... You're right. But I wanna decide who's secret we're gonna reveal!

Nina: Go ahead.

Lee: I wanna reveal....

*Lee looks around the room.

Lee: Heihachi's secret!

Heihachi: What?? It has been already revealed!!

Lee: Oh.. What was it then?

Xiaoyu: He wants to be a Devil and that's why his hear looks like that.

Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heihachi: At least I'm not some warlock!!

Lee: WHAAAT??!?!

*Turns Heihachi into a Devil by accident.

Heihachi: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Finally I'm a Devil! Now I will get my revenge!

Jin: Excuse me but what revenge and to who?

Heihachi: TO YOU AND YOUR STUPID DAD!!!! BWUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Kazuya: Err... We should get a revenge to YOU. You're the one who tried to kill me!!

Jin: Yeah and then you betrayed me!!

Heihachi: Huh? It didn't go like that! ...Or did it?

*Quickly Lee turns Heihachi back to his normal shape.

Heihachi: You stupid adopted kid! You can't do nothing right!

Lee: Oh can't I?

*Turns Heihachi into a toad.

Lee, Kazuya and Jin: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Jun: You're all such a babies!

*They stop laughing.

Lee: What did you say?

Jun: I said you're all like babies.

*Lee turns Jun to a parrot.

Parrot: Hey!!

Kazuya: LEE!! TURN HER RIGHT BACK!!!

Lee: Why?

Kazuya: 'COZ SHE'S MY WIFE YOU MORON!!!

Lee: Ok, ok. Calm don't brotha.

Kazuya: Don't call me brotha!

Lee: Ok, I won't, Kazzy.

Kazuya: Or Kazzy either!

Lee: Well what can I call you then??

Kazuya: How about 'Kazuya'?

Lee: Naah.. It sounds so stupid.. 'Kazuya'... I'm so glad that I don't have a name like that!

Kazuya: Just look at your own name!

Anna: I agree with Kazuya. Lee you should change your name to Jee.

Lee: No way!

Anna: Hmph. Fine.

Hwoarang: Hey Jun, wanna a cookie?

Parrot: No! I want to get back to normal! Lee please?!

Lee: Oh fine! Hey where's my magic wand?

*They see Xiaoyu playing with Lee's magic wand.

Lee: Xiaoyu give that back!

Xiaoyu: No!! Now I can do what ever I wanna do!!!

Lee: Well what do you wanna do then?!

*Xiaoyu turns to Jin with a grin on her face.

Xiaoyu: I wanna Jin to fall in love with me!

Jin: WHAT??!!

Parrot: Xiaoyu you can't force my son to love you!

Xiaoyu: Yes I can! And I will!!

*Xiaoyu lifts the wand up and is almost cursing Jin when Paul takes the wand from her hand from behind.

Xiaoyu: Hey!

Paul: Hey.

Xiaoyu: Gimme that!!

Lee: NO!! Give me that! That's mine!

Paul: Naah, I think now's my turn.

Xiaoyu: But I didn't use it yet!!

Paul: Sure you did. Now I wanna----

Xiaoyu: IT WAS MY TURN!!!

Paul: ALL RIGHT!! But then it's my turn!

*Paul gives the wand back to Xiaoyu.

Jin: Look Xiaoyu, I like you. But------

Xiaoyu: YOU LIKE ME??? YEI!!

Jin: BUT as a friend.

Xiaoyu: Oh... It's okay. Soon you will!

Jin: NO XIAOYU WAIT------

*Xiaoyu swings the magic wand and Jin crouches down.

Parrot: JIN?!!

*Jin slowly stands up.

Xiaoyu: Jin? Are you OK?

Jin: Uh... Yeah I'm fine.

*Jin turns to Xiaoyu.

Jin: Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?

*Xiaoyu blushes.

Xiaoyu: Uh.. No, not really.

Jin: Well it's about time!

Parrot: Oh my God! It's really working!!

*Paul grabs the wand from Xiaoyu.

Paul: Now it's my turn!

*Lee grabs the wand from Paul.

Lee: No now it's MY turn!

*Lee changes Jun back to normal.

Jun: Finally!

Lee: I would have do that earlier but Xiaoyu had my wand!

Jun: Whatever. Can I borrow it?

Lee: Sure.

Paul: Hey! It was my turn!

Lee: Shut up Paul!

*Paul gives a murderous look to Lee.

Jin: You're definitely the most attractive girl I've ever laid my eyes on. With that smile and those eyes and that-----

*Jun swings the magic wand and Jin crouches and turns back to normal.

Xiaoyu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jin: What the hell was that?!

Hwoarang: Your lover-bunny just cursed you to love her.

*Jun gives the wand back to Lee.

Jun: Thank you Lee.

Jin: What?! Xiaoyu did you-------

Nina: OK! That's enough! No gimme that wand!

*Nina takes the wand and locks it into a cabinet.

Lee, Paul and Xiaoyu: NOO!!!

Nina: And none of you will touch it anymore!





There was the 8th chapter.



Nadja. Finally we wrote this! It feels so long time since we last updated.

Maria: Yeah. We should write Nightmarish Vacation too, you know.

Nadja: Oh right. Yeah we really should. Well hope you liked this latest chap. There really weren't any secrets except that J-thing with Anna. In the next chapters there will be more secrets. I promise.

Maria: I promise that too. Oh, I almost forgot. If you readers have any ideas for Michelle's secret, please tell us.