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Christie: Who's, like, secret is gonna be, like, revealed next?
Nina: Hmm. I think we missed Michelle's secret, don't you?
Christie: Wait a minute... That's true!
Xiaoyu: Yeah!! So Michelle, what's your deepest and darkest secret that you wouldn't want anyone to know?
Michelle: I.. I don't have any!
Nina: Oh yeah? What about that you helped Jun to destroy all the trees in Arizona's nature reserve?
Michelle: That's.... That's none of you business!
Julia: Mom?? And Jun????
Michelle: Yes honey?
Julia: Can you please tell me what Nina means?
Jin: Yeah, I think you got something to explain too Jun.
Jun: Err..
Michelle: That's nothing what you should know dear Julia.
Jin: Mom?
Jun: Michelle's right, there's nothing that you two - or anyone - should know.
*Michelle gives Julia a warm and loving smile.
Julia: Stop that and tell me what's going on?!
Michelle: You didn't tell me that you couldn't read so I think we're even.
Julia: That was different!
Michelle: How?
Julia: How??!! Well... Err.. Jin help me!
Jin: Err.. How?
Julia: I dunno.
Nina: I think that you two, Jun and Michelle, should explain this to all of us.
Jun: Well...
Michelle: ...It's very...
Jun: Complicated...
Michelle: ...It goes like this...
Jun: We had to destroy the nature reserve, 'cause...
Michelle: 'Cause otherwise Jun would have killed me!
Jin and Kazuya: WHAT???!!
Jun: She's lying! It was the other way round!
Nina: Yeah, who's speaking the truth? Do you believe the whore or Michelle, the sweet and loving mom?
Hwoarang: Hahaha, she just called your mom a whore Jin!! Hahaha!
Jin: Oh you little---
Jun: Stop that!
Hwoarang: Says the whore.
Kazuya: Now if you don't shut your mouth I----
Jun: Kazuya, calm down.
Hwoarang: Says the whore.
Jun: Says the little son of bitch who has played with Barbies!
Jin: Mom.. I did that too...
Jun: Oh it doesn't matter honey.
*Jun smiles kindly.
Nina: Now have we revealed everyone's secret?
Christie: No! What about, like, Eddy??
Eddy: Thank you Christie...
Nina: Oh, step here please!
*Eddy walks to Nina.
Nina: Thank you. And would you now tell us your little, interesting secret?
Eddy: Well, I---
*The doorbell rings.
Eddy: I'll get it!
*Eddy runs to the door and opens it. Marshall, Marduk, Steve and King walk in.
King: Yo!
Hwoarang: Yo man!
King: Whazzup bro?
Hwoarang: Nuthin'.
Nina: Oh, now that you're here, King, you could reveal your secret to us.
King: My what?? Secret?
Nina: That's right.
King: I don't wanna!
Nina: Oh yes you do.
King: Ok.. Well.. IhatechildrenIjustpretendthatIlovethembecauseIhaveverymuchmoneyfromoneguytod oingit.
Julia: Umm.. Could you repeat that?
King: No! If you didn't get it then you will never know!!
Hwoarang: He said that he hates children and---
King: Hey bro! What do ya think ya doing?
Hwoarang: Repeating your secret.
King: You don't have to do it.
Hwoarang: But I want to. So where was I? Oh. So he hates children and pretends that he love them 'coz he gets money for doing that.
Julia: But that's terrible!
King: No it's not. I get A LOT, I really mean A LOT of money for that silly thing.
Jun: You're horrible did you know that?
King: Yeah I know that. Many people say that to me.
Julia: I wonder why.
King: Me too.
Marshall: So what did we miss?
Xiaoyu: Ganryu is Julia's real father, Jin and Hwoarang used to be best friends and they always played with Barbies together and they also were in the same ballet and----
*Marshall, King, Steve and Marduk starts laughing loud.
*Jin and Hwoarang switch looks.
Jin (Whispering to Hwoarang): Geez, when are they gonna stop repeating that??!
Hwoarang (Whispers back): I dunno. But I sure hope it's gonna end soon!
Xiaoyu: I wasn't finish yet!!
*Marshall, King, Marduk and Steve stop laughing and concentrate on Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: Good. So Lee's a warlock-----
Marshall, Steve, King and Marduk: A WHAT??!
*Lee turns red.
Xiaoyu: COULD YOU JUST LISTEN ME??!
*They shut up.
Xiaoyu: You can submit the questions after I'm finished. OK... Jun's a whore, Baek taught Hwoarang just some moves he made up, Heihachi made his hair to look like that 'coz he's jealous to Jin and Kazuya 'coz they're devils and....
*Xiaoyu takes a deep breath.
Xiaoyu: Bryan and Lei robbed a bank together and Lei slept with his boss so he would get a job, Yoshimitsu's sword is a toy, Kunimitsu is a transvestite------
*Everyone starts to laugh hard.
Xiaoyu: AND Julia can't read, Christie's really a Williams, Paul has a wig and Law is a serial killer who works with Nina. That's all for now.
Law: No it's not! You didn't tell your secret Xiaoyu!!
Xiaoyu: Umm.. I didn't?
Law: No!
Marshall: Well what's your secret then?
Law: She wears Jin's school outfit to Panda and pretends that Panda is Jin and she is some kinda princess.
*Steve, Marshall, Marduk and King laughs.
Jin: Geez, this is so humiliating.
Nadja: Well all I say is hope you liked it!
Maria: Yea, hope you liked (I didn't).
*Nadja pokes Maria.
Maria: Ouch! Why did you do that?
Nadja (Rolling eyes): What do you think?
Maria: Ok, ok, I loved it. Better?
Nadja: Uh... Whatever.
Christie: Who's, like, secret is gonna be, like, revealed next?
Nina: Hmm. I think we missed Michelle's secret, don't you?
Christie: Wait a minute... That's true!
Xiaoyu: Yeah!! So Michelle, what's your deepest and darkest secret that you wouldn't want anyone to know?
Michelle: I.. I don't have any!
Nina: Oh yeah? What about that you helped Jun to destroy all the trees in Arizona's nature reserve?
Michelle: That's.... That's none of you business!
Julia: Mom?? And Jun????
Michelle: Yes honey?
Julia: Can you please tell me what Nina means?
Jin: Yeah, I think you got something to explain too Jun.
Jun: Err..
Michelle: That's nothing what you should know dear Julia.
Jin: Mom?
Jun: Michelle's right, there's nothing that you two - or anyone - should know.
*Michelle gives Julia a warm and loving smile.
Julia: Stop that and tell me what's going on?!
Michelle: You didn't tell me that you couldn't read so I think we're even.
Julia: That was different!
Michelle: How?
Julia: How??!! Well... Err.. Jin help me!
Jin: Err.. How?
Julia: I dunno.
Nina: I think that you two, Jun and Michelle, should explain this to all of us.
Jun: Well...
Michelle: ...It's very...
Jun: Complicated...
Michelle: ...It goes like this...
Jun: We had to destroy the nature reserve, 'cause...
Michelle: 'Cause otherwise Jun would have killed me!
Jin and Kazuya: WHAT???!!
Jun: She's lying! It was the other way round!
Nina: Yeah, who's speaking the truth? Do you believe the whore or Michelle, the sweet and loving mom?
Hwoarang: Hahaha, she just called your mom a whore Jin!! Hahaha!
Jin: Oh you little---
Jun: Stop that!
Hwoarang: Says the whore.
Kazuya: Now if you don't shut your mouth I----
Jun: Kazuya, calm down.
Hwoarang: Says the whore.
Jun: Says the little son of bitch who has played with Barbies!
Jin: Mom.. I did that too...
Jun: Oh it doesn't matter honey.
*Jun smiles kindly.
Nina: Now have we revealed everyone's secret?
Christie: No! What about, like, Eddy??
Eddy: Thank you Christie...
Nina: Oh, step here please!
*Eddy walks to Nina.
Nina: Thank you. And would you now tell us your little, interesting secret?
Eddy: Well, I---
*The doorbell rings.
Eddy: I'll get it!
*Eddy runs to the door and opens it. Marshall, Marduk, Steve and King walk in.
King: Yo!
Hwoarang: Yo man!
King: Whazzup bro?
Hwoarang: Nuthin'.
Nina: Oh, now that you're here, King, you could reveal your secret to us.
King: My what?? Secret?
Nina: That's right.
King: I don't wanna!
Nina: Oh yes you do.
King: Ok.. Well.. IhatechildrenIjustpretendthatIlovethembecauseIhaveverymuchmoneyfromoneguytod oingit.
Julia: Umm.. Could you repeat that?
King: No! If you didn't get it then you will never know!!
Hwoarang: He said that he hates children and---
King: Hey bro! What do ya think ya doing?
Hwoarang: Repeating your secret.
King: You don't have to do it.
Hwoarang: But I want to. So where was I? Oh. So he hates children and pretends that he love them 'coz he gets money for doing that.
Julia: But that's terrible!
King: No it's not. I get A LOT, I really mean A LOT of money for that silly thing.
Jun: You're horrible did you know that?
King: Yeah I know that. Many people say that to me.
Julia: I wonder why.
King: Me too.
Marshall: So what did we miss?
Xiaoyu: Ganryu is Julia's real father, Jin and Hwoarang used to be best friends and they always played with Barbies together and they also were in the same ballet and----
*Marshall, King, Steve and Marduk starts laughing loud.
*Jin and Hwoarang switch looks.
Jin (Whispering to Hwoarang): Geez, when are they gonna stop repeating that??!
Hwoarang (Whispers back): I dunno. But I sure hope it's gonna end soon!
Xiaoyu: I wasn't finish yet!!
*Marshall, King, Marduk and Steve stop laughing and concentrate on Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu: Good. So Lee's a warlock-----
Marshall, Steve, King and Marduk: A WHAT??!
*Lee turns red.
Xiaoyu: COULD YOU JUST LISTEN ME??!
*They shut up.
Xiaoyu: You can submit the questions after I'm finished. OK... Jun's a whore, Baek taught Hwoarang just some moves he made up, Heihachi made his hair to look like that 'coz he's jealous to Jin and Kazuya 'coz they're devils and....
*Xiaoyu takes a deep breath.
Xiaoyu: Bryan and Lei robbed a bank together and Lei slept with his boss so he would get a job, Yoshimitsu's sword is a toy, Kunimitsu is a transvestite------
*Everyone starts to laugh hard.
Xiaoyu: AND Julia can't read, Christie's really a Williams, Paul has a wig and Law is a serial killer who works with Nina. That's all for now.
Law: No it's not! You didn't tell your secret Xiaoyu!!
Xiaoyu: Umm.. I didn't?
Law: No!
Marshall: Well what's your secret then?
Law: She wears Jin's school outfit to Panda and pretends that Panda is Jin and she is some kinda princess.
*Steve, Marshall, Marduk and King laughs.
Jin: Geez, this is so humiliating.
Nadja: Well all I say is hope you liked it!
Maria: Yea, hope you liked (I didn't).
*Nadja pokes Maria.
Maria: Ouch! Why did you do that?
Nadja (Rolling eyes): What do you think?
Maria: Ok, ok, I loved it. Better?
Nadja: Uh... Whatever.