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*Xiaoyu blushes.
Xiaoyu: Eddy didn't tell his secret!
Nina: Oh, you're right Xiaoyu. So Eddy?
Eddy: Damn!
Christie: Well, Eddy? What is it?
Eddy: Umm... It's just that.. Umm..
*Suddenly the doorbell rings again.
Eddy: I'll get it!
*Eddy opens it and this time Unknown steps inside with the wolf behind her.
Unknown: Hi folks!
Jin: Oh Geez, do you always hafta take that wolf with you?
Unknown: How many times do I hafta tell ya that I can't help it?
Jin: Sorry I forgot.
Unknown: It's all right.
Christie: Argh! Could you, like, SHUT UP? I wanna, like, know Eddy's secret, 'kay?
Unknown: Oh, you're revealing secrets?
Xiaoyu: Yeah, you have missed Jin's and Hwoarang's secret what is that they played with barbies and went to ballet and Jun's secret is that she's a whore and Baek taught to Hwoarang just some stupid moves and Kazuya-----
Everyone except Unknown: SHUT UP XIAOYU!!
Unknown: No, I wanna hear!
Christie: Xiaoyu and Unknown, if you two could go to somewhere else?
Xiaoyu: Okay! Follow me Unk!
Unknown: Please don't call me that but OK.
*Unknown and Xiaoyu leaves the room.
Nina: Okay Eddy. Go ahead.
Eddy: Umm... Thanks.. So.... Err.... I'm God.
Everyone: You're WHAT??!
Nina: Maybe you should explain a little bit 'coz this whole secret is weird.
Eddy: Yeah. Well, I'm the God of one tribe.
Nina: That's not all Eddy! Tell them what the tribe gives to you!
Eddy: Oh... Umm... Well they give me gold, jewels and other expensiveness.
Jun: That's... Confusing..
Kazuya: They give you gold 'cause you're their "God"?
Eddy: Exactly.
Hwoarang: Wait a minute... You're my God??
*Hwoarang starts to worship Eddy.
Eddy: Err... OK Hwoarang, that's enough.
Jin: Eddy's your God?
Hwoarang: Shh!! You can't disturb me while I'm worshiping my God!
Jin (Rolling eyes): Whatever.
Julia: Umm... Like Eddy said, I think that's enough Hwoarang.
Nina: Yeah we gotta move on!
Hwoarang: Fine!
*Hwoarang stops worshiping Eddy.
Hwoarang: Oh, and I'll give you your gold later.
Eddy: Err... Okay...
*Xiaoyu and Unknown come back to the living room laughing.
Xiaoyu: What did we miss?
Christie: Eddy's, like, a God to some tribe.
*Xiaoyu and Unknown switch looks.
Unknown: Uh-huh.
Nina: Who's next?
Jin: Unknown!!
Unknown: Hey!! Why me?!
Jin: 'Coz I wanna hear what's your secret! I'm sure it has something to do with that wolf.
Unknown: Yeah so??!
Nina: Hey, I don't know this one.
Unknown: You don't?? Well what a relived! I don't hafta tell it.
Jin: Yes you have to!! UNFAIR!!!
Unknow: FINE!! I'll tell it if you shut up!!
Jin: Okay.
Unknown: So it's about this wolf behind me. I ate my friend and she turned into a wolf-ghost and now she follows me everywhere.
All: EWWWWW!!!!!
Julia: Ugh! That's disgusting!
Michelle: Yes it is! How could you eat your friend??!
Unknown: She was annoying. I really didn't like her at all.
*The wolf pokes Unknown hard.
Unknown: Ow!!
Julia: I can see that she doesn't like you very much either.
Jun: At least not anymore.
Michelle: Still I can't believe that you actually ATE your friend!
Unknown: Watch out or I eat YOU!
*Michelle gasps.
*Unknown smirks.
Jin: So what about your eyes?
Unknown: What about my eyes?
Jin: They're golden!!
Unknown: Oh, that's because I ate too much gold when I was a little kid.
Bryan: You eat even more than Ganryu!
*Ganryu gives a murderous look to Bryan.
Michelle: You eat your friends and gold... That's very weird.
Unknown: At least I don't sleep with everyone I meet!!
Jun: Umm... Actually that was I.
Unknown: What? Oh... Sorry Michelle. I forgot that Jun was the whore.
Jun: Eat me.
Unknown: OK!!
*Unknown goes to Jun and starts to eat her leg.
Jin: Stop that!!
*Jin takes Yoshimitsu's toy sword and starts to beat Unknown with it.
Unknown: Ow!! Ow!! Ow!! Stop!!
*The wolf starts to laugh.
Jin: Oh shut up!
*Jin tries to beat the wolf but the sword hits air.
Jin: What the..?
Jun: Sweetie, she's only a ghost.
Jin: Oh damn! Well I still have Unknown.
*Continues beating Unknown.
*Kazuya runs to Unknown.
Kazuya: Let my wife go!!
*Kazuya tries to take Unknown off from Jun but gets a hit to his head from Yoshimitsu's sword and faints.
Jin: Whoops! Sorry da.. Ahem, Kazuya.
*Jin continues beating Unknown.
Paul: What the heck!
*Paul goes to Unknown and takes her off from Jun by one hand.
Jun: Thank you Paul.
*Paul grins.
Paul: You're welcome.
Nina: So.. Next secret?
Marshall's secret is gonna be revealed in the next chapter, we promise.
Nadja: The story's almost over, you know. There's only few guys left.
Maria: Yeah, you're right. Kinda sad but kinda nice. Finally we'll get rid of this piece of shit but then we don't have any humor fics..
Nadja: Well then we have to make another humor fic. When we have time..
*Xiaoyu blushes.
Xiaoyu: Eddy didn't tell his secret!
Nina: Oh, you're right Xiaoyu. So Eddy?
Eddy: Damn!
Christie: Well, Eddy? What is it?
Eddy: Umm... It's just that.. Umm..
*Suddenly the doorbell rings again.
Eddy: I'll get it!
*Eddy opens it and this time Unknown steps inside with the wolf behind her.
Unknown: Hi folks!
Jin: Oh Geez, do you always hafta take that wolf with you?
Unknown: How many times do I hafta tell ya that I can't help it?
Jin: Sorry I forgot.
Unknown: It's all right.
Christie: Argh! Could you, like, SHUT UP? I wanna, like, know Eddy's secret, 'kay?
Unknown: Oh, you're revealing secrets?
Xiaoyu: Yeah, you have missed Jin's and Hwoarang's secret what is that they played with barbies and went to ballet and Jun's secret is that she's a whore and Baek taught to Hwoarang just some stupid moves and Kazuya-----
Everyone except Unknown: SHUT UP XIAOYU!!
Unknown: No, I wanna hear!
Christie: Xiaoyu and Unknown, if you two could go to somewhere else?
Xiaoyu: Okay! Follow me Unk!
Unknown: Please don't call me that but OK.
*Unknown and Xiaoyu leaves the room.
Nina: Okay Eddy. Go ahead.
Eddy: Umm... Thanks.. So.... Err.... I'm God.
Everyone: You're WHAT??!
Nina: Maybe you should explain a little bit 'coz this whole secret is weird.
Eddy: Yeah. Well, I'm the God of one tribe.
Nina: That's not all Eddy! Tell them what the tribe gives to you!
Eddy: Oh... Umm... Well they give me gold, jewels and other expensiveness.
Jun: That's... Confusing..
Kazuya: They give you gold 'cause you're their "God"?
Eddy: Exactly.
Hwoarang: Wait a minute... You're my God??
*Hwoarang starts to worship Eddy.
Eddy: Err... OK Hwoarang, that's enough.
Jin: Eddy's your God?
Hwoarang: Shh!! You can't disturb me while I'm worshiping my God!
Jin (Rolling eyes): Whatever.
Julia: Umm... Like Eddy said, I think that's enough Hwoarang.
Nina: Yeah we gotta move on!
Hwoarang: Fine!
*Hwoarang stops worshiping Eddy.
Hwoarang: Oh, and I'll give you your gold later.
Eddy: Err... Okay...
*Xiaoyu and Unknown come back to the living room laughing.
Xiaoyu: What did we miss?
Christie: Eddy's, like, a God to some tribe.
*Xiaoyu and Unknown switch looks.
Unknown: Uh-huh.
Nina: Who's next?
Jin: Unknown!!
Unknown: Hey!! Why me?!
Jin: 'Coz I wanna hear what's your secret! I'm sure it has something to do with that wolf.
Unknown: Yeah so??!
Nina: Hey, I don't know this one.
Unknown: You don't?? Well what a relived! I don't hafta tell it.
Jin: Yes you have to!! UNFAIR!!!
Unknow: FINE!! I'll tell it if you shut up!!
Jin: Okay.
Unknown: So it's about this wolf behind me. I ate my friend and she turned into a wolf-ghost and now she follows me everywhere.
All: EWWWWW!!!!!
Julia: Ugh! That's disgusting!
Michelle: Yes it is! How could you eat your friend??!
Unknown: She was annoying. I really didn't like her at all.
*The wolf pokes Unknown hard.
Unknown: Ow!!
Julia: I can see that she doesn't like you very much either.
Jun: At least not anymore.
Michelle: Still I can't believe that you actually ATE your friend!
Unknown: Watch out or I eat YOU!
*Michelle gasps.
*Unknown smirks.
Jin: So what about your eyes?
Unknown: What about my eyes?
Jin: They're golden!!
Unknown: Oh, that's because I ate too much gold when I was a little kid.
Bryan: You eat even more than Ganryu!
*Ganryu gives a murderous look to Bryan.
Michelle: You eat your friends and gold... That's very weird.
Unknown: At least I don't sleep with everyone I meet!!
Jun: Umm... Actually that was I.
Unknown: What? Oh... Sorry Michelle. I forgot that Jun was the whore.
Jun: Eat me.
Unknown: OK!!
*Unknown goes to Jun and starts to eat her leg.
Jin: Stop that!!
*Jin takes Yoshimitsu's toy sword and starts to beat Unknown with it.
Unknown: Ow!! Ow!! Ow!! Stop!!
*The wolf starts to laugh.
Jin: Oh shut up!
*Jin tries to beat the wolf but the sword hits air.
Jin: What the..?
Jun: Sweetie, she's only a ghost.
Jin: Oh damn! Well I still have Unknown.
*Continues beating Unknown.
*Kazuya runs to Unknown.
Kazuya: Let my wife go!!
*Kazuya tries to take Unknown off from Jun but gets a hit to his head from Yoshimitsu's sword and faints.
Jin: Whoops! Sorry da.. Ahem, Kazuya.
*Jin continues beating Unknown.
Paul: What the heck!
*Paul goes to Unknown and takes her off from Jun by one hand.
Jun: Thank you Paul.
*Paul grins.
Paul: You're welcome.
Nina: So.. Next secret?
Marshall's secret is gonna be revealed in the next chapter, we promise.
Nadja: The story's almost over, you know. There's only few guys left.
Maria: Yeah, you're right. Kinda sad but kinda nice. Finally we'll get rid of this piece of shit but then we don't have any humor fics..
Nadja: Well then we have to make another humor fic. When we have time..