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Marshall: I can be next.

Julia: What??!! Really??!! You're crazy!!

Marshall: It's over then, you know.

Julia: Actually you're right. When you have told your secret to them they don't remember it anymore.

Jin and Hwoarang: Yeah right!

Julia: But.. Well anyways!

Marshall: My secret is that rise and frittered chicken legs..

Christie: They're, like, so good!!

Eddy: That's true! How can you do something so good??

Marshall: Err... Yeah... Actually, they are really cut spaghetti and mosquito's legs.

All: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

Christie: I have, like, eaten, like, mosquito's legs??? GROSS!!!

*Christie runs to bathroom and pukes.

Eddy: I'm not coming to your restaurant anymore!

Law: Dad, you're grossing me. How could you do something like this? I have eaten those legs like hundred of times!

Marshall: Well that's so much cheaper than buying a real chicken legs!

Law: Oh father... You're weird.

*Christie comes back to her seat.

Marshall: Yes, but like Julia said soon you don't even remember the whole thing so let's just move on!

Christie: I, like, doubt that!

Law: I think you just lost many of your costumers.

Marshall: No I didn't. If they don't like the mosquitoes then maybe they can taste the frittered flies.

All: The WHAT??!!

Marshall: The fritter---

Law: Frittered slice of. Eel!!

Christie: Oh, I wanna, like, taste that!

Eddy: Yeah me too! Let's go to eat that after this.

Christie: Like, sure!

Nina: Let's all go to Marshall's place to eat that.

All: Yeah!!

Law: But... I... Umm.. Yeah, why not..

Nina: But first we hafta finish this. Next please!

Xiaoyu: Steve hasn't!!

Julia: Yes he has. Or actually Kazuya revealed it for him. He's gay remember?

Xiaoyu: Oh yeah, I almost forgot!

Steve: Kazuya?? You told everyone?!!

Kazuya: Err... Yeah... But it was an accident! I didn't mean to do it!

Steve: But you did!

Kazuya: I was just----

Nina: Enough!! Now, who has the next secret?!

Christie: Is it, like, Marduk?

Nina: Oh, you're right sis! Marduk, it's your turn now.

Marduk: My turn?? Oh okay. I don't really have a secrets but I---

Nina: Just tell it!

Marduk: Okay..

*Marduk takes a lots of sweaters from his bag and split them to each other.

Jin: What the..??

Julia: A sweater?

Marduk: Yeah, I made them for you.

Jun: Aww, that's so sweet! Thank you Marduk.

*Marduk smiles.

Nina: I don't want your stupid sweater!

Marduk: You don't??

*Marduk starts to cry.

Nina: Oh please!

Anna: I can take your sweater Nina! I wonder if you would even fit in it.

Nina: What the hell that's supposed to mean??

Anna: Oh, nothing. I'm just wondering if your fat intake wasn't success.

All: Her what??

*Nina turns red.

Nina: Anna.. Shut up!

Anna: Why? Is it so embarrassing that you have taken a fat intake??

*Everyone laughs out loud.

Nina: No!! Anna's lying! That's not true!!

Xiaoyu: You have really taken a fat intake??

Anna: Yes, she has.

Christie: Oh sis! You were, like, so desperate??

Anna: Well if you had just seen her before she took that intake! Oh Jesus she was fat!

*All laughs even harder.

Anna: Actually, I think she reminded me of Ganryu.

*Everyone is crying out of laugh except Ganryu.

Nina: OKAY!! ENOUGH ALREADY!! I WAS FAT!!!

*All calm down a bit.

Nina: Anna, you're so gonna die after this!!

Anna: Well then you gonna kill me now 'coz the party's over.

Nina: Hey, you're right. Now all the secrets have been revealed. Now what?

Anna: I have an idea. We vote the best... Or would I say the most embarrassing secret!

All: Let's do that!!





So the story's almost over. The next chapter will be the final. Vote for the best secret!