Disclaimer - I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth (Clamp), Snow White
(Disney), or Chrono Cross (Square) (I will use it eventually, they always
intrude in my thoughts) BUT! I do own a goldfish named Zazu Torque! (But my
cousin calls him "Torky." and my other cousin calls him "Porky." O_o)
(6-8 weeks later)
Zazu: (really, really, really po'd) YOU BLEW MY COVER AND LEFT ME ALONE WITH THAT RAVING LUNATIC!!!!!!
Eagle: Like I said, better you then me.
Zazu: By the way, what did you mean by that?
Eagle: Didn't you see her room? If you look closely enough between all 7,631 pictures of you on her closet door, you can see a rather small picture of me.
Zazu: WHAT!? WHY YOU!? SO WHAT ABOUT ONE SMALL PICTURE!?!?!? LOOK AT HER PEN-NAME DAMN IT!! LOOK AT THE REST OF HER ROOM!!!! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON 17 SHIRTS AND A PAIR OF JEANS!!! SHE HAS A GOLDFISH, A SNAKE AND A DOG NAMED AFTER ME!! (A/N: I don't have a dog, that's what I call the neighbour's dog. but I DO have a goldfish and a garter snake ^_^) SHE DREW ME ON A MATH TEST, AN ENGLISH TEST, A SCIENCE TEST, AN ART PROJECT. no wait, she made me the art project. HA! SHE LIKES ME MORE!!!
Everyone: (staring.)
Zazu: (clueless) What?
Eagle: The truth is out.
Zazu: WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Fuu: Does anyone else notice that we can hear all the swear words???
Everyone: ................
Major Zazu Fangirl: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
(nothing breaks)
MZF: (laughing maniacally) I've outsmarted glass! I knew I was going to scream HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! So I replaced everything with PLAAAAAAAAAASTIIIIIIC!!!! (continues laughing)
(silence)
MZF: (while hugging Zazu) Anyway, in answer of your question, I spent so much money on stamps we can't afford the bleeps anymore. On top of that, I was too busy with the mail to write my novel and make millions of dollars. This is all your fault, Zazu!
Zazu: (struggling to breathe)
MZF: Awww.I forgive you, no one can stay mad at you when you apologize so nicely.
Zazu: (still struggling to breathe)
MZF: Awww. I wuv you too!
Zazu: (struggling to breathe in protest)
MZF: (GASP!) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
Zazu: (gets out of her evil grasp) YOU BITCH FROM FIREY, CRIMSON HELL!!! I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, I DIDN'T SAY I LOVE YOU, AND I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO MARRY ME!!!
MZF: (about to cry) You. you. didn't?
Zazu: HELL NO!!!
Eagle: Zazu! What are you doing!? She's going to cry!
Zazu: So what!?
Eagle: Where have you been!?
MZF: (really about to cry) I.I.I. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!! (continues crying)
Everyone but MZF and Zazu: DAMN YOU ZAZU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Zazu: STOP CRYING!!!
(Everyone screaming and trying to kill Zazu)
Zazu: (light-bulb appears above head) I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER IF YOU STOP CRYING!!!
MZF: (stops crying and hugs Zazu) ZAZU!
Zazu: (struggling) God. damn. it!
Everyone else: Thank god!
MZF: Well, practice is cancelled tonight, we've got to get going!
Zazu: But it's only 2:30 PM!
MZF: You're going to help me buy a dress! We're going to Chanel!
Zazu: (about to die) Chanel??? Did you say Chanel???
MZF: You're going to buy me a pretty dress and not care a thing what it costs!
Zazu: But I'm broke!
MZF: (not even listening) I'm just going to leave the cast paper here, take a look for yourselves! (throws a piece of paper on the ground) Let's go, Zazu! YAY! (runs out of the place, which is actually her backyard, and runs to Chanel with Zazu)
~ The Cast ~
Snow White - Hikaru
The Prince - Lantis
The Evil Queen - Debonair
Person in the Mirror - Nova
Narrators - Umi and Fuu
Sleepy - Ferio
Dopey - Zazu
Sneezy - Tarta
Grumpy - Geo
Bashful - Ascot
Happy - Tatra
Doc - Clef
Extras - Mokona, Presea/Sierra, Caldina, Lafarga, Alcione, Innouva, Zagato, Emeraude, Eagle, Primera, Sang Yung, Aska, Chang Ang (I think I got everyone)
So what did you think? I had to wrap things up fast because I had to get off the computer or my parents would kill me. I'd like to give a special thanks to shiranami for my VERY FIRST EVER review, and a good one by the way! Thank you! I promise I'll get the next chapter up soon, okay? I've got to go Zazu-hat-hunting, I'll be at Wal-mart, bye!
(6-8 weeks later)
Zazu: (really, really, really po'd) YOU BLEW MY COVER AND LEFT ME ALONE WITH THAT RAVING LUNATIC!!!!!!
Eagle: Like I said, better you then me.
Zazu: By the way, what did you mean by that?
Eagle: Didn't you see her room? If you look closely enough between all 7,631 pictures of you on her closet door, you can see a rather small picture of me.
Zazu: WHAT!? WHY YOU!? SO WHAT ABOUT ONE SMALL PICTURE!?!?!? LOOK AT HER PEN-NAME DAMN IT!! LOOK AT THE REST OF HER ROOM!!!! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON 17 SHIRTS AND A PAIR OF JEANS!!! SHE HAS A GOLDFISH, A SNAKE AND A DOG NAMED AFTER ME!! (A/N: I don't have a dog, that's what I call the neighbour's dog. but I DO have a goldfish and a garter snake ^_^) SHE DREW ME ON A MATH TEST, AN ENGLISH TEST, A SCIENCE TEST, AN ART PROJECT. no wait, she made me the art project. HA! SHE LIKES ME MORE!!!
Everyone: (staring.)
Zazu: (clueless) What?
Eagle: The truth is out.
Zazu: WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Fuu: Does anyone else notice that we can hear all the swear words???
Everyone: ................
Major Zazu Fangirl: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
(nothing breaks)
MZF: (laughing maniacally) I've outsmarted glass! I knew I was going to scream HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! So I replaced everything with PLAAAAAAAAAASTIIIIIIC!!!! (continues laughing)
(silence)
MZF: (while hugging Zazu) Anyway, in answer of your question, I spent so much money on stamps we can't afford the bleeps anymore. On top of that, I was too busy with the mail to write my novel and make millions of dollars. This is all your fault, Zazu!
Zazu: (struggling to breathe)
MZF: Awww.I forgive you, no one can stay mad at you when you apologize so nicely.
Zazu: (still struggling to breathe)
MZF: Awww. I wuv you too!
Zazu: (struggling to breathe in protest)
MZF: (GASP!) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
Zazu: (gets out of her evil grasp) YOU BITCH FROM FIREY, CRIMSON HELL!!! I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, I DIDN'T SAY I LOVE YOU, AND I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO MARRY ME!!!
MZF: (about to cry) You. you. didn't?
Zazu: HELL NO!!!
Eagle: Zazu! What are you doing!? She's going to cry!
Zazu: So what!?
Eagle: Where have you been!?
MZF: (really about to cry) I.I.I. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!! (continues crying)
Everyone but MZF and Zazu: DAMN YOU ZAZU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Zazu: STOP CRYING!!!
(Everyone screaming and trying to kill Zazu)
Zazu: (light-bulb appears above head) I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER IF YOU STOP CRYING!!!
MZF: (stops crying and hugs Zazu) ZAZU!
Zazu: (struggling) God. damn. it!
Everyone else: Thank god!
MZF: Well, practice is cancelled tonight, we've got to get going!
Zazu: But it's only 2:30 PM!
MZF: You're going to help me buy a dress! We're going to Chanel!
Zazu: (about to die) Chanel??? Did you say Chanel???
MZF: You're going to buy me a pretty dress and not care a thing what it costs!
Zazu: But I'm broke!
MZF: (not even listening) I'm just going to leave the cast paper here, take a look for yourselves! (throws a piece of paper on the ground) Let's go, Zazu! YAY! (runs out of the place, which is actually her backyard, and runs to Chanel with Zazu)
~ The Cast ~
Snow White - Hikaru
The Prince - Lantis
The Evil Queen - Debonair
Person in the Mirror - Nova
Narrators - Umi and Fuu
Sleepy - Ferio
Dopey - Zazu
Sneezy - Tarta
Grumpy - Geo
Bashful - Ascot
Happy - Tatra
Doc - Clef
Extras - Mokona, Presea/Sierra, Caldina, Lafarga, Alcione, Innouva, Zagato, Emeraude, Eagle, Primera, Sang Yung, Aska, Chang Ang (I think I got everyone)
So what did you think? I had to wrap things up fast because I had to get off the computer or my parents would kill me. I'd like to give a special thanks to shiranami for my VERY FIRST EVER review, and a good one by the way! Thank you! I promise I'll get the next chapter up soon, okay? I've got to go Zazu-hat-hunting, I'll be at Wal-mart, bye!