Disclaimer - (clears throat) I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth, Snow White
or Chrono Cross. I'm a good little Christian girl, a good little Christian
girl.
(Next week)
Major Zazu Fangirl: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! As you should know by now, my name is Major Zazu Fangirl, but my real name is Mrs. Torque.
Zazu: What the HELL are you talking about!?
MZF: We all went to Vegas this week and you got really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really...
(four hours later)
MZF: ... really, really, really, really, really, really, really. (thinks for a moment) drunk and asked me to marry you!
Zazu: (wakes up) Wait a second here! I don't recall that at all!
MZF: OF course you don't! You passed out after you popped the question!
Zazu: OMG!! WHY ME!? WHY ME!?
Ferio: We even have the tape to prove it!
Zazu: WHAT!?
(A TV and VCR magically appears out of nowhere, everyone gathers around)
Umi: Who brought popcorn?
Ascot: I've got sugar-coated.
Sierra: Cheese-coated.
Emeraude: Buttery.
Hikaru: Extra buttery.
Geo: Salted.
Aska: Un-salted.
Clef: Fat-free.
Nova: Air-popped.
Primera: Heat-popped.
Umi: ... Forget it...
(Tape)
Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to-
Zazu: (drunk) Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, YAP! I paid ya three bucks, my shoes and a half-eaten container of tic-tacs I found on the street, and all I get is yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, YAP! I coulda just gone home and waited for an infomercial!
MZF: Isn't he the cutest?
Priest: .. So.. now what?
Zazu: (hiccup) Just say a sentence, give me some cake, and leave me alone!
Tatra: (crying) I always cry at weddings.
Priest: You're married, cake's over there, if you want a ride home here's a phone.
Zazu: Now give me justice, or give me cake!
Priest: Kiss the damn bride and get outta my chapel!
("Real Life")
Fuu: That's most likely the grossest thing I've ever seen.
Ferio: You really think so?
Fuu: (points)
Ferio: ... I see...
Tatra: (crying) I always cry at weddings.
Zazu: (screams) WHO HAS THE REMOTE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miki: (kicks the remote behind a tree) ... Not me!
Zazu: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (hits the TV with a chair and it breaks) (looks proud) My work is done.
Eagle: Big problem, pal.
Zazu: What's that?
Eagle: The crazy blonde is still your wife.
Zazu: (realizes) OH, CRAP!
MZF: (hugs Zazu) We still have to plan honeymoon, I was thinking Paris, France. We can spend endless hours at the Eiffel Tower and at fancy French Restaurants.
Zazu: (turning blue) Can't... breathe... need... (wheeze) air... to... (pant) live!
Erica: (bored) ... You know... we really should get the play going.
MZF: HI, ERICA!
Erica: (bored) ... whatever...
Zazu: WHERE ARE THE DRUGS!?
Erica: (bored) ... I found out they're illegal now...
Zazu/Eagle/Ferio/Lantis/Ascot: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?!?
Erica: (bored) ... I haven't been keeping track...
(yelling and screaming)
Miki: Come on! Let's get this play on the road! I've got other places to be!
MZF: Oh, all right! Places everyone! This play isn't going to perform itself!
(Scene 3 - (I don't CARE if I didn't finish scene 2!) Snow Hikaru is cleaning the steps of the castle with a bunch of random extras in dove costumes. I like cheese, so I'm going to go eat some, 'kay?)
Snow Hikaru: Who the hell ever talked me into this? (sighs and splashes the stairs)
Eagle: OH GREAT! You got soap in my eyes!
Caldina: There's water in my ear!
Sang Yung: I have soap up my nose!
Innouva: You don't HAVE a nose!
Sang Yung: Yes I do! (turns to the side)
Innouva: Oh...
Snow Hikaru: Oh, boy! I finally get to sing! I've been practicing for weeks and I can finally hit a high E!
Random Merchant: Earplugs! Who wants earplugs? Earplugs for sale! Get 'em while they're cheap!
(five minutes later)
Random Merchant: (holding bags and bags of money) Wow! I'm a millionaire!
Hikaru: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! I'm so excited!
MZF: Uhh. one problem, Hikaru, Miki quit on me so we can't do any songs, music, etc.
Everyone who bought earplugs: OMG! I JUST SPEND MY LIFE-SAVINGS ON THESE!
Hikaru: But why?
MZF: I, uhh, sorta punched her in the face.
Hikaru: What? Why???
MZF: She, uhh, sorta stole Zazu's wrench, which I stole from him.
Zazu: I knew you were involved!
MZF: (practically crushing Zazu's bones) That's nice and all, Zazzy, darlin', but we're just going to have to cancel all musical acts and because we're low on funds, we can't go to that Britney Spears concert I promised you all.
Clef: (screams) NOOOO!!! BRITNEY SPEARS!!! (runs out screaming)
Erica: (bored) ... You think he's obsessed?
(All agreeing)
MZF: HOWEVER! Erica's going to help me with make-up and clothing, so our new Britney Spears is... EAGLE!
Eagle: ... Why does everyone always pick on me?
MZF: Because you're just SO cute! But Zazu's cuter! ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zazu: Someone PLEASE call a divorce lawyer! There's no way in HELL this can be my wife!
Ferio: (steps on Zazu's cell-phone and breaks it into a million pieces) As long as YOU'RE married to her, there's no way she can trick US into marrying her!
Erica: (bored) ... So are we doing the play or what?
Hikaru: But I can't sing!
Umi: We KNEW that!
Hikaru: No! I mean they won't let me!
Umi: ... Oh...
MZF: (looks at the script) Umm... Just get to the scene where Snow Hikaru meets Prince Lantis then you can all go home.
(Scene 3 - continued, god, you're still reading this? ... Whatever, I'll be at Burger King stealing straws)
Snow Hikaru: (mumbling) Stupid little... can't let me sing... I oughta... Oh, yeah, I'm on! (looks into the well, humming tune)
Prince Lantis: (comes up on a horse (Chang Ang))
Horsey Chang Ang: (gasping) Why do I have to be a horse? I have heart problems! (gasping)
Prince Lantis: That was EVERYONE'S excuse, so too bad!
Horsey Chang Ang: (gasping) What happened to YOUR horse?
Prince Lantis: It wasn't mine in the first place, I stole it from Wal-Mart.
Horsey Chang Ang: Oh...
(Prince Lantis enters the garden)
Prince Lantis: (reading cue-cards) Rhy... Hell...o, young niss. My... mame is... Erince Cantis... who wrote these cue-cards!?
MZF: I DID! I DID!
Fuu: Why do they look so hard to read, Miss Major Zazu Fangirl?
MZF: Well, I was too busy hugging Zazu I had to write with my feet. (tries to hug Zazu again, but can't find him) Zazu??? (bites her lip) Zaaazuuu??? (puppy dog eyes) Zaaaaaaazuuuuuu??? (about to cry) Where did Zazu go?
Tarta: Oh man... (points) He's hiding in that closet!
Zazu: (comes out of the closet) Tarta! I thought we had a deal!
Tarta: I'm sorry, but you know what happens when she cries--
MZF: ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hugs Zazu)
(windows break, car alarm goes off, police shouting)
Tarta: --Something like that.
Zazu: THAT IS THE LAST TIME I TRUST YOU, TARTA!!!
MZF: I WUV YOU!!! (gasp) And imagine what our children will be like! They'll have your rugged good-looks, mechanical know-how, sparkly eyes, and my cuteness, intelligence, and my creativity!
Zazu: (under breath) God must really hate me...
Eagle: No, God loves everyone! ... 'cept you!
Zazu: (groans)
Tatra: Aww, isn't that cute! Kids are so cute!
MZF: I know! See! Someone agrees with me!
Zazu: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!
Prince Lantis: Ahem? Can we keep the scene going?
MZF: Ummm... no!
Three words: I HATE WRITER'S BLOCK! ... No wait... whatever, I don't care. Please review, every little word helps, and if you like me chasing Zazu around, you'll LOVE my other fanfiction, What if the Cast of Rayearth were The Simpsons? Trust me. Everyone who reviews gets a special little thank- you letter (if you leave your email) isn't that cute? Well, you'll have to review to get one! If you want to make an appearance in this wacky trash, just tell me! 'Cause I'm the little Zazu-lover who could. ^_^ Now, I'm going to go to sleep, because it's 3 AM and I have to wake up in 3 hours. Buh-bye.
(Next week)
Major Zazu Fangirl: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! As you should know by now, my name is Major Zazu Fangirl, but my real name is Mrs. Torque.
Zazu: What the HELL are you talking about!?
MZF: We all went to Vegas this week and you got really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really...
(four hours later)
MZF: ... really, really, really, really, really, really, really. (thinks for a moment) drunk and asked me to marry you!
Zazu: (wakes up) Wait a second here! I don't recall that at all!
MZF: OF course you don't! You passed out after you popped the question!
Zazu: OMG!! WHY ME!? WHY ME!?
Ferio: We even have the tape to prove it!
Zazu: WHAT!?
(A TV and VCR magically appears out of nowhere, everyone gathers around)
Umi: Who brought popcorn?
Ascot: I've got sugar-coated.
Sierra: Cheese-coated.
Emeraude: Buttery.
Hikaru: Extra buttery.
Geo: Salted.
Aska: Un-salted.
Clef: Fat-free.
Nova: Air-popped.
Primera: Heat-popped.
Umi: ... Forget it...
(Tape)
Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to-
Zazu: (drunk) Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, YAP! I paid ya three bucks, my shoes and a half-eaten container of tic-tacs I found on the street, and all I get is yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, YAP! I coulda just gone home and waited for an infomercial!
MZF: Isn't he the cutest?
Priest: .. So.. now what?
Zazu: (hiccup) Just say a sentence, give me some cake, and leave me alone!
Tatra: (crying) I always cry at weddings.
Priest: You're married, cake's over there, if you want a ride home here's a phone.
Zazu: Now give me justice, or give me cake!
Priest: Kiss the damn bride and get outta my chapel!
("Real Life")
Fuu: That's most likely the grossest thing I've ever seen.
Ferio: You really think so?
Fuu: (points)
Ferio: ... I see...
Tatra: (crying) I always cry at weddings.
Zazu: (screams) WHO HAS THE REMOTE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miki: (kicks the remote behind a tree) ... Not me!
Zazu: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (hits the TV with a chair and it breaks) (looks proud) My work is done.
Eagle: Big problem, pal.
Zazu: What's that?
Eagle: The crazy blonde is still your wife.
Zazu: (realizes) OH, CRAP!
MZF: (hugs Zazu) We still have to plan honeymoon, I was thinking Paris, France. We can spend endless hours at the Eiffel Tower and at fancy French Restaurants.
Zazu: (turning blue) Can't... breathe... need... (wheeze) air... to... (pant) live!
Erica: (bored) ... You know... we really should get the play going.
MZF: HI, ERICA!
Erica: (bored) ... whatever...
Zazu: WHERE ARE THE DRUGS!?
Erica: (bored) ... I found out they're illegal now...
Zazu/Eagle/Ferio/Lantis/Ascot: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?!?
Erica: (bored) ... I haven't been keeping track...
(yelling and screaming)
Miki: Come on! Let's get this play on the road! I've got other places to be!
MZF: Oh, all right! Places everyone! This play isn't going to perform itself!
(Scene 3 - (I don't CARE if I didn't finish scene 2!) Snow Hikaru is cleaning the steps of the castle with a bunch of random extras in dove costumes. I like cheese, so I'm going to go eat some, 'kay?)
Snow Hikaru: Who the hell ever talked me into this? (sighs and splashes the stairs)
Eagle: OH GREAT! You got soap in my eyes!
Caldina: There's water in my ear!
Sang Yung: I have soap up my nose!
Innouva: You don't HAVE a nose!
Sang Yung: Yes I do! (turns to the side)
Innouva: Oh...
Snow Hikaru: Oh, boy! I finally get to sing! I've been practicing for weeks and I can finally hit a high E!
Random Merchant: Earplugs! Who wants earplugs? Earplugs for sale! Get 'em while they're cheap!
(five minutes later)
Random Merchant: (holding bags and bags of money) Wow! I'm a millionaire!
Hikaru: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! I'm so excited!
MZF: Uhh. one problem, Hikaru, Miki quit on me so we can't do any songs, music, etc.
Everyone who bought earplugs: OMG! I JUST SPEND MY LIFE-SAVINGS ON THESE!
Hikaru: But why?
MZF: I, uhh, sorta punched her in the face.
Hikaru: What? Why???
MZF: She, uhh, sorta stole Zazu's wrench, which I stole from him.
Zazu: I knew you were involved!
MZF: (practically crushing Zazu's bones) That's nice and all, Zazzy, darlin', but we're just going to have to cancel all musical acts and because we're low on funds, we can't go to that Britney Spears concert I promised you all.
Clef: (screams) NOOOO!!! BRITNEY SPEARS!!! (runs out screaming)
Erica: (bored) ... You think he's obsessed?
(All agreeing)
MZF: HOWEVER! Erica's going to help me with make-up and clothing, so our new Britney Spears is... EAGLE!
Eagle: ... Why does everyone always pick on me?
MZF: Because you're just SO cute! But Zazu's cuter! ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU ZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZUZAZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zazu: Someone PLEASE call a divorce lawyer! There's no way in HELL this can be my wife!
Ferio: (steps on Zazu's cell-phone and breaks it into a million pieces) As long as YOU'RE married to her, there's no way she can trick US into marrying her!
Erica: (bored) ... So are we doing the play or what?
Hikaru: But I can't sing!
Umi: We KNEW that!
Hikaru: No! I mean they won't let me!
Umi: ... Oh...
MZF: (looks at the script) Umm... Just get to the scene where Snow Hikaru meets Prince Lantis then you can all go home.
(Scene 3 - continued, god, you're still reading this? ... Whatever, I'll be at Burger King stealing straws)
Snow Hikaru: (mumbling) Stupid little... can't let me sing... I oughta... Oh, yeah, I'm on! (looks into the well, humming tune)
Prince Lantis: (comes up on a horse (Chang Ang))
Horsey Chang Ang: (gasping) Why do I have to be a horse? I have heart problems! (gasping)
Prince Lantis: That was EVERYONE'S excuse, so too bad!
Horsey Chang Ang: (gasping) What happened to YOUR horse?
Prince Lantis: It wasn't mine in the first place, I stole it from Wal-Mart.
Horsey Chang Ang: Oh...
(Prince Lantis enters the garden)
Prince Lantis: (reading cue-cards) Rhy... Hell...o, young niss. My... mame is... Erince Cantis... who wrote these cue-cards!?
MZF: I DID! I DID!
Fuu: Why do they look so hard to read, Miss Major Zazu Fangirl?
MZF: Well, I was too busy hugging Zazu I had to write with my feet. (tries to hug Zazu again, but can't find him) Zazu??? (bites her lip) Zaaazuuu??? (puppy dog eyes) Zaaaaaaazuuuuuu??? (about to cry) Where did Zazu go?
Tarta: Oh man... (points) He's hiding in that closet!
Zazu: (comes out of the closet) Tarta! I thought we had a deal!
Tarta: I'm sorry, but you know what happens when she cries--
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(windows break, car alarm goes off, police shouting)
Tarta: --Something like that.
Zazu: THAT IS THE LAST TIME I TRUST YOU, TARTA!!!
MZF: I WUV YOU!!! (gasp) And imagine what our children will be like! They'll have your rugged good-looks, mechanical know-how, sparkly eyes, and my cuteness, intelligence, and my creativity!
Zazu: (under breath) God must really hate me...
Eagle: No, God loves everyone! ... 'cept you!
Zazu: (groans)
Tatra: Aww, isn't that cute! Kids are so cute!
MZF: I know! See! Someone agrees with me!
Zazu: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!
Prince Lantis: Ahem? Can we keep the scene going?
MZF: Ummm... no!
Three words: I HATE WRITER'S BLOCK! ... No wait... whatever, I don't care. Please review, every little word helps, and if you like me chasing Zazu around, you'll LOVE my other fanfiction, What if the Cast of Rayearth were The Simpsons? Trust me. Everyone who reviews gets a special little thank- you letter (if you leave your email) isn't that cute? Well, you'll have to review to get one! If you want to make an appearance in this wacky trash, just tell me! 'Cause I'm the little Zazu-lover who could. ^_^ Now, I'm going to go to sleep, because it's 3 AM and I have to wake up in 3 hours. Buh-bye.