I'm sorry I took so long to update, but school started. I haven't had any
homework... but I'm just too TIRED!!! Plus! MY DAMN VCR SNAPPED TAPE 8 AND
9!!! THAT DAMN PIECE OF CRAP!!! MY TAPES!!! If anyone has money, send it to
me, I need my MKR tapes back and a new VCR that DOESN'T SNAP MY TAPES!!!
I'm really hyper right now, so don't be surprised if things don't make sense.
Disclaimer - Yah, yah, I don't own squat, just a computer and a dream... no wait... just a dream...
Special Guest of the Day:
Sunny-D
(Some odd number of weeks later)
Major Zazu Fangirl: (asleep on the set)
Umi: Umm... what's going on?
Ferio: Uhh...aren't we supposed to be taping?
Sunny-D: (appears out of nowhere) Well, yes, but Zazu called Animal-Control and got a bunch of guys with tranquilizers to come over.
Ascot: (points at Ferio) But didn't you break his cell-phone?
Sunny-D: In answer to that question, he spent five days looking for glue and all the pieces and through much struggle and effort he glued his phone together.
(Holy Music plays)
Ferio: (swings head around) MIKI!? MIIIKKKIII!?!? IS THAT YOU!?!?
Fuu: (slaps Ferio again) I want a break-up!
Ferio: Aw, Fuu...!
Fuu: HMMP! (stomps out angrily)
Ferio: .... Oh, man!
Umi: There goes our other narrator...
Emeraude: Who are you, anyway?
Sunny-D: Hmm? Oh, my name is Sunny-D, MZF hired me to work with the scenery.
Caldina: Well, that's good, because it's pretty hard to believe that MZF's garage is a castle.
Alcione: And that that rosebush is a forest.
Sunny-D: ... Well, actually... that's all we have to work with, I'm just around to add a flower or two.
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Sunny-D: Are we all really getting paid $250 a day for this thing?
Zazu: (holds up a huge wad of cash) Yeah, and I'm getting paid extra for all the so-called "love!"
Lantis: Where is she getting all this money anyway?
Mokona: Puu! Puu, puu! Puu-puu-puu-puu! Puu, puu!
Translator: She goes and begs celebrities for money, they pity her so much they give her bags of cash.
Hikaru: Then why is she doing this stupid play if she's rich?
(silence) (A/N: I'm too lazy to think of a reason)
Sunny-D: Yeah, I really need that money, I have a lot of apple juice to buy.
Clef: And that Britney Spears concert is tomorrow! I need a ticket!
Caldina: And I need more money so I can play poker with the gals.
Zazu: I need money to pay for that stupid dress.
Ferio: I gotta apologize to Fuu... I need money just because.
Everyone: (sigh) We need money...
Eagle: ...So, when do you think she'll wake up?
Sunny-D: The guy with the needles said she would remain in this deep sleep until love's first kiss.
(Everyone eyes Zazu)
Zazu: (chibi and sweating like hell) What?
Everyone: GO KISS HER!!! WE NEED MONEY!!!
Zazu: (stammering) But-but-I-I-(light bulb) HA! I can't! Because it isn't the FIRST kiss! HAH!
Miki: That's right!
Sang Yung: Why are you here?
Miki: MZF re-hired me and raised my pay.
Ferio: (looks up at the sky) Thank you, God!
God: No problem, Ferio!
Clef: I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THAT BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT!!!
Sunny-D: We really need that money! Now what!?
Zazu: (thinks for a second) Wait a second... (attempts to push Eagle where he was standing a minute ago, but he's too little and cute and sweet and (gets hit over the head with a mallet) OW!!! Who did that!?!?) Argh... Oh, well. We can use EAGLE to wake her up!
Eagle: WHAT!?
Zazu: (whispering) I'm getting back at you for blowing my cover!
Eagle: (goes chibi) But I'm too overly cute to deserve this type of torture! (puppy dog eyes)
Crowd: Aww...
Zazu: (also goes chibi) And you think I'M NOT!?!?
Crowd: Ooooooh!
Eagle: You should be used to this torture by now!
Crowd: (gasps)
Zazu: You don't know all the torture I had to go through! You can't decide what I should be used to and not! I am my own person, and I make my own decisions!!!
Crowd: (cheering and applause)
Eagle: Oh, man, nothing can beat that! Except! (sticks his tongue out at Zazu)
MZF: (jolts up) NO ONE STICKS HIS OR HER TONGUE OUT AT MY ZAZU!!!
Everyone: (stares at MZF)
MZF: ... Oh yeah... I'm supposed to be asleep...
Zazu and Eagle: What the HELL is going on!?!?!?
MZF: Well, that didn't work! Oh, well! (hugs both Zazu and Eagle because their both chibi)
Zazu: Well, it was nice knowing you, pal.
Eagle: Shut up, this is all your fault.
Erica: (comes in, bored with a soda) ... What's going on?
Miki: MZF blew it.
Erica: (bored) ... Oh...
Zazu and Eagle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BLEW IT!?"
Miki: Uhh... nothing...
Erica: (bored) ... she paid us to get Zazu to kiss her, we shouldn't have said "Love's FIRST Kiss..."
Miki: Yeah, we should have said "The Kiss of a Prince."
Erica: (bored) ... Zazu's not a prince...
Miki: He is in MZF-Land.
Hikaru: Where's that?
Miki: It's a theme park in Chicago.
Zazu: God help anyone who ever goes there.
Eagle: But Chicago's nice.
Zazu: NOT THAT, YOU BAKA!! (A/N: I added that in because my cousin read it and thought I was talking about Chicago)
Sunny-D: Umm, shouldn't we be taping?
MZF: OH YES! WE SHOULD! We'll start at scene 4!
Lantis: How come you never finish any of the scenes!?
MZF: 'Cause everyone knows how this play goes anyway!
Clef: I don't.
MZF: ... You're fired.
Clef: Aw, shit! (walks out)
MZF: We need a new dwarf. Who wants to be a dwarf!
(silence)
Someone: NONE OF US!
MZF: Whatever, Innouva, you're the dwarf.
Innouva: WHY ME!?
MZF: Because you ARE a dwarf!
Innouva: I'm an ELF!
MZF: Not anymore!
(Scene 4 - Debonair's Castle)
Debonair: Hunter Eagle, come forward.
Hunter Eagle: (backstage) I'M NOT COMING OUT!!!
MZF: What's wrong noooooow???
Hunter Eagle: I DON'T LIKE MY COSTUME!!!
MZF: But Erica designed it!
Hunter Eagle: THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!! SHE'S A HORRIBLE COSTUME DESIGNER!!!
Erica: (bored) ... Bite me... (A/N: She really says that...)
MZF: Get out or you don't get paid!
Hunter Eagle: (mumbles) Okay, fine... (comes out wearing clothes like Pierre from Chrono Cross, picture at http://www.icybrian.com/chronocross/pierre3.jpg)
Everyone: (silent for a moment, then laughing like hell broke loose)
Hunter Eagle: We need to talk.
MZF: Get on with the scene!
Hunter Eagle: Fine... (ahem, ahem) You asked to see me, your highness?
Debonair: (laughing through words) Yes... I ask of... you... (bursts out in laughter then falls on the floor laughing)
MZF: Ummm... cut? (A/N: The first time I've said that word...)
(Scene 4, Take 2)
Sunny-D: How'd you get Debonair to stop laughing? And Eagle to stop complaining?
Erica: (bored) ... Drugs, of course, what else?
Debonair: Hunter Eagle, come forward.
Hunter Eagle: (walks up) You asked to see me, your highness?
Debonair: Yes, I ask of you. Under my command, I will see that you will kill Snow Hikaru.
Hunter Eagle: Oh, okay.
Hikaru: (off-stage) EAGLE!!!! DON'T YOU CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME!?!?!
Hunter Eagle: Uh... no?
Hikaru: EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter Eagle: Uh...yes?
Hikaru: Aww, Eagle...
Lantis: Ahem???
Hikaru: What's your problem?
Debonair: Bring her to a field, make her pick flowers, then KILL her! To make sure that you do, I want you to put her hair in this box.
(holds up an empty, torn up apple juice container)
Eagle: What the hell is this?
Sunny-D: I picked it up from home, it's the perfect prop!
Aska: Weren't you in charge of scenery?
Sunny-D: I got a promotion!
MZF: Clef was our old prop guy, but I fired him!
Umi: I wonder where he is...
(Somewhere in U.S.A.)
Clef: (holding up a sign that says "Las Vegas" and sticking his thumb up) Las Vegas! Las Vegas! Come on, someone give me a ride!
Car: (stops)
Clef: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Men in prison clothes: You need a ride?
Clef: (sorta scared) Uhh... maybe???
Another Car: (stops)
Prostitutes: You need a ride?
Clef: Uhh... (thinking) Convicts, prostitutes, convicts, prostitutes...
Clef's brain: Choose the prostitutes, man!
Clef: I don't know, it could be dangerous.
Clef's brain: And how so?
Clef: Hmm... I'm not quite sure.
Clef's brain: Well, what's stopping you?
Clef: Eh, (walks up to the prostitutes) I'll come with you.
Prostitute: Hop in.
(Three minutes later in China)
Clef: (distant) HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Person: (speaking Chinese) (What was that?)
Person #2: (Someone got into a car full of prostitutes again)
Person: (Ohh... who do you think it was this time?)
Person #2: (I'd say 7 feet tall, hockey superstar and big fan of Mozart) (A/N: Don't ask, I'm hyper)
(Scene 5, Scene 4 is finished, right??? - In a flower field, I'm gonna go dive of a cliff, I don't deserve to get this humiliation... or do I?)
Umi: So the Hunter Eagle led Snow Hikaru to the fields full of Cast me- flowers.
Snow Hikaru: (picking flowers, which are actually the extras in flower costumes.
Rose Primera: OOOWWW!!! YOU PULLED MY HAIR!!!
Daisy Innouva: MY EARS!!!
Buttercup Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Sunflower Zagato: GODDAMMIT!!!
Snow Hikaru: Quit your complaining, you're flowers! You're not supposed to talk! Ooh! Look at that pretty flower!
Bluebell Lafarga: (mumbles) Someone's gonna get sued.
Snow Hikaru: (goes to pick the flower)
Hunter Eagle: (backstage) Hey, who took my dagger?
Zazu: (tip-toeing around with Hunter Eagle's dagger, sneaking up to MZF)
Erica: (bored) ... Zazu, don't steal, play with, or kill anyone with the props...
Zazu: (puppy dog eyes, I'm contagious) Why not???
Erica: (bored) ... We actually had to pay for that prop...
MZF: You weren't going to kill me with that 5-cent prop, were you? Zazu: Uhh... no...
MZF: Aww! That's so sweet! (hugs Zazu) We should get re-married!
Zazu: (gasp) NO WAY (wheeze) IN HELL!!!
Sunny-D: This isn't going as good as I had thought that it would... Eh.
(drinks some apple juice) Hee-hee! (runs off)
Hunter Eagle: (takes his dagger back, then walks up to Snow Hikaru)
Snow Hikaru: (turns around, then screams)
Hunter Eagle: (drops the dagger) I'm so sorry! (drops to his knees and buries his head in Snow Hikaru's skirt) I'm so sorry! Please forgive me, your highness! (accidentally pulls too hard, resulting in pulling of Snow's Hikaru's skirt)
Snow Hikaru: (screams) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs offstage)
Lantis/Eagle/Zazu: (staring)
Everyone screaming and yelling
Random noises from the neighborhood (ya know, screaming, dogs barking, people going deaf)
MZF: (hanging onto Zazu in fear) It's a disaster!!! We need a sane person here to help us!!!
Ferio: AW, CRAP!!!
Sierra: WE MUST FIND SUNNY-D!!!
Caldina: SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EVEN A SPECK OF SANITY!!!
Tarta: UHH... ONE PROBLEM!!! (points)
Everyone, well, mostly everyone, sees a Sunny-D-shaped hole through the door.
Hikaru: (running around) I'VE BEEN EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!
Zazu: Anyone else see Hikaru running around in her panties?
Lantis and Eagle: (nod)
Zazu: Then I'm not drunk, unbelievable.
MZF: (gasp!) You're looking at other women! Why, Zazu? Why? (About to cry)
Everyone: OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MZF: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone losing their sanity and will to live
Clef: (distant screaming)
Eagle: ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferio: RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lantis: YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
Ascot: MAKE HER STOP CRYING!!!!
Innouva: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
Zazu: (thinking) God, if you really love me, which you obviously don't, you'll let this work. (big breath) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MZF: (stops crying) Huh? You really do?
Zazu: (nods) Yep.
MZF: (teary-eyed) You really, really, really, really, really, really...
(four hours later)
MZF: ...really, really, really, really, really, really, really... (thinks for a moment) mean it!
Zazu: (wakes up) Yep.
MZF: Oh, Zazu...
(The Romance theme from "Romeo and Juliet" Plays)
MZF: (jumps into Zazu's arms)
("It's Getting Hot in Here" starts playing)
Miki: Whoops! (takes the tape out and puts another one in) I recorded over that.
("Romeo and Juliet" starts playing again)
MZF: (thinking) He loves me! He loves me! He loves me! He loves me! I knew it!
Zazu: (thinking) I'm dying over here, where can't she be totally in love with Eagle or Lantis or someone who's not me??? Oh, god, that music is driving me crazy, but if I don't do anything all the other Bishounen she's gone crazy over will kill me!
Tatra: (sniff, sniff) This is so romantic!
Tarta: Can't you tell he's acting?
Tatra: He's not acting! Love was not written in a script, it was created by everyone's hearts!
Tatra: No, I think he stole this from something they showed on Fox.
Zazu: (gulp) (thinking) Things are getting baaaaad... but if I don't do anything, people will kill me, really, REALLY kill me.
MZF and Zazu: (about to kiss)
(Tape abruptly changes to the theme of "South Park")
Zazu: (looks up) Thank you god for making Miki record over TWO tapes!
Miki: Don't worry, I have another one! (takes out yet ANOTHER tape. Where is she getting all these tapes!?)
Zazu: (thinks) God, you've really screwed me again. (gulp)
MZF and Zazu: (kiss)
Crowd: (going wild)
MZF: I love you.
Zazu: Yeah, hold on a second. (runs out)
(Loud vomiting sounds)
Eagle: That brave boy.
Ascot: In sickness, he saved us all.
Ferio: It makes you think that we should've done something to help.
Lantis: Like what?
Ferio: ... Anyone up for pizza and a round of mini-golf?
(All agreeing)
MZF: HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(A window breaks)
MZF: (squealing!)
(Later)
Zazu: (wakes up) Huh? Where am I? How the hell did I get here? Huh? (looks to the side)
Scene moves back to show that Zazu was sleeping on a couch, with MZF next to him)
Zazu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(China)
Person: (speaking Chinese) (Now what?)
Person #2: (A man woke up with a woman he hates next to him, I'd say he got drunk and blanked out)
Person: (I see)
Clef: (shows up)
Person: (Hey, how'd you get here?)
Clef: (speaking Chinese) (I dug my way here)
Person #2: (Oh...)
Clef: (holds up a sign saying "Moscow" on it in Chinese) (Moscow! Moscow!)
God, it's hard to think when it's 12:55 AM! We'll what did'cha think? No flames please, I'm tired, hyper and pissed off. DAMN VCR!!!! AHHHH!!! MY TAPES!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN VVVVVVVVVVVVVVCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please R/R, you'd make me so happy! ^_^ Well, I should get to sleep. A special thanks to my friend Mickey, who gave me this cute little puppy plushie for my birthday! (Which was eight months ago, but whatever) I named it Zazu Torque and it inspired me to turn on my computer and update my fanfiction! Thankies! ^_^ Buh-bye.
PS - Sorry if I don't get my thank you's out quickly, I've begun to lose track of things.
I'm really hyper right now, so don't be surprised if things don't make sense.
Disclaimer - Yah, yah, I don't own squat, just a computer and a dream... no wait... just a dream...
Special Guest of the Day:
Sunny-D
(Some odd number of weeks later)
Major Zazu Fangirl: (asleep on the set)
Umi: Umm... what's going on?
Ferio: Uhh...aren't we supposed to be taping?
Sunny-D: (appears out of nowhere) Well, yes, but Zazu called Animal-Control and got a bunch of guys with tranquilizers to come over.
Ascot: (points at Ferio) But didn't you break his cell-phone?
Sunny-D: In answer to that question, he spent five days looking for glue and all the pieces and through much struggle and effort he glued his phone together.
(Holy Music plays)
Ferio: (swings head around) MIKI!? MIIIKKKIII!?!? IS THAT YOU!?!?
Fuu: (slaps Ferio again) I want a break-up!
Ferio: Aw, Fuu...!
Fuu: HMMP! (stomps out angrily)
Ferio: .... Oh, man!
Umi: There goes our other narrator...
Emeraude: Who are you, anyway?
Sunny-D: Hmm? Oh, my name is Sunny-D, MZF hired me to work with the scenery.
Caldina: Well, that's good, because it's pretty hard to believe that MZF's garage is a castle.
Alcione: And that that rosebush is a forest.
Sunny-D: ... Well, actually... that's all we have to work with, I'm just around to add a flower or two.
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Sunny-D: Are we all really getting paid $250 a day for this thing?
Zazu: (holds up a huge wad of cash) Yeah, and I'm getting paid extra for all the so-called "love!"
Lantis: Where is she getting all this money anyway?
Mokona: Puu! Puu, puu! Puu-puu-puu-puu! Puu, puu!
Translator: She goes and begs celebrities for money, they pity her so much they give her bags of cash.
Hikaru: Then why is she doing this stupid play if she's rich?
(silence) (A/N: I'm too lazy to think of a reason)
Sunny-D: Yeah, I really need that money, I have a lot of apple juice to buy.
Clef: And that Britney Spears concert is tomorrow! I need a ticket!
Caldina: And I need more money so I can play poker with the gals.
Zazu: I need money to pay for that stupid dress.
Ferio: I gotta apologize to Fuu... I need money just because.
Everyone: (sigh) We need money...
Eagle: ...So, when do you think she'll wake up?
Sunny-D: The guy with the needles said she would remain in this deep sleep until love's first kiss.
(Everyone eyes Zazu)
Zazu: (chibi and sweating like hell) What?
Everyone: GO KISS HER!!! WE NEED MONEY!!!
Zazu: (stammering) But-but-I-I-(light bulb) HA! I can't! Because it isn't the FIRST kiss! HAH!
Miki: That's right!
Sang Yung: Why are you here?
Miki: MZF re-hired me and raised my pay.
Ferio: (looks up at the sky) Thank you, God!
God: No problem, Ferio!
Clef: I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THAT BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT!!!
Sunny-D: We really need that money! Now what!?
Zazu: (thinks for a second) Wait a second... (attempts to push Eagle where he was standing a minute ago, but he's too little and cute and sweet and (gets hit over the head with a mallet) OW!!! Who did that!?!?) Argh... Oh, well. We can use EAGLE to wake her up!
Eagle: WHAT!?
Zazu: (whispering) I'm getting back at you for blowing my cover!
Eagle: (goes chibi) But I'm too overly cute to deserve this type of torture! (puppy dog eyes)
Crowd: Aww...
Zazu: (also goes chibi) And you think I'M NOT!?!?
Crowd: Ooooooh!
Eagle: You should be used to this torture by now!
Crowd: (gasps)
Zazu: You don't know all the torture I had to go through! You can't decide what I should be used to and not! I am my own person, and I make my own decisions!!!
Crowd: (cheering and applause)
Eagle: Oh, man, nothing can beat that! Except! (sticks his tongue out at Zazu)
MZF: (jolts up) NO ONE STICKS HIS OR HER TONGUE OUT AT MY ZAZU!!!
Everyone: (stares at MZF)
MZF: ... Oh yeah... I'm supposed to be asleep...
Zazu and Eagle: What the HELL is going on!?!?!?
MZF: Well, that didn't work! Oh, well! (hugs both Zazu and Eagle because their both chibi)
Zazu: Well, it was nice knowing you, pal.
Eagle: Shut up, this is all your fault.
Erica: (comes in, bored with a soda) ... What's going on?
Miki: MZF blew it.
Erica: (bored) ... Oh...
Zazu and Eagle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BLEW IT!?"
Miki: Uhh... nothing...
Erica: (bored) ... she paid us to get Zazu to kiss her, we shouldn't have said "Love's FIRST Kiss..."
Miki: Yeah, we should have said "The Kiss of a Prince."
Erica: (bored) ... Zazu's not a prince...
Miki: He is in MZF-Land.
Hikaru: Where's that?
Miki: It's a theme park in Chicago.
Zazu: God help anyone who ever goes there.
Eagle: But Chicago's nice.
Zazu: NOT THAT, YOU BAKA!! (A/N: I added that in because my cousin read it and thought I was talking about Chicago)
Sunny-D: Umm, shouldn't we be taping?
MZF: OH YES! WE SHOULD! We'll start at scene 4!
Lantis: How come you never finish any of the scenes!?
MZF: 'Cause everyone knows how this play goes anyway!
Clef: I don't.
MZF: ... You're fired.
Clef: Aw, shit! (walks out)
MZF: We need a new dwarf. Who wants to be a dwarf!
(silence)
Someone: NONE OF US!
MZF: Whatever, Innouva, you're the dwarf.
Innouva: WHY ME!?
MZF: Because you ARE a dwarf!
Innouva: I'm an ELF!
MZF: Not anymore!
(Scene 4 - Debonair's Castle)
Debonair: Hunter Eagle, come forward.
Hunter Eagle: (backstage) I'M NOT COMING OUT!!!
MZF: What's wrong noooooow???
Hunter Eagle: I DON'T LIKE MY COSTUME!!!
MZF: But Erica designed it!
Hunter Eagle: THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!! SHE'S A HORRIBLE COSTUME DESIGNER!!!
Erica: (bored) ... Bite me... (A/N: She really says that...)
MZF: Get out or you don't get paid!
Hunter Eagle: (mumbles) Okay, fine... (comes out wearing clothes like Pierre from Chrono Cross, picture at http://www.icybrian.com/chronocross/pierre3.jpg)
Everyone: (silent for a moment, then laughing like hell broke loose)
Hunter Eagle: We need to talk.
MZF: Get on with the scene!
Hunter Eagle: Fine... (ahem, ahem) You asked to see me, your highness?
Debonair: (laughing through words) Yes... I ask of... you... (bursts out in laughter then falls on the floor laughing)
MZF: Ummm... cut? (A/N: The first time I've said that word...)
(Scene 4, Take 2)
Sunny-D: How'd you get Debonair to stop laughing? And Eagle to stop complaining?
Erica: (bored) ... Drugs, of course, what else?
Debonair: Hunter Eagle, come forward.
Hunter Eagle: (walks up) You asked to see me, your highness?
Debonair: Yes, I ask of you. Under my command, I will see that you will kill Snow Hikaru.
Hunter Eagle: Oh, okay.
Hikaru: (off-stage) EAGLE!!!! DON'T YOU CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME!?!?!
Hunter Eagle: Uh... no?
Hikaru: EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter Eagle: Uh...yes?
Hikaru: Aww, Eagle...
Lantis: Ahem???
Hikaru: What's your problem?
Debonair: Bring her to a field, make her pick flowers, then KILL her! To make sure that you do, I want you to put her hair in this box.
(holds up an empty, torn up apple juice container)
Eagle: What the hell is this?
Sunny-D: I picked it up from home, it's the perfect prop!
Aska: Weren't you in charge of scenery?
Sunny-D: I got a promotion!
MZF: Clef was our old prop guy, but I fired him!
Umi: I wonder where he is...
(Somewhere in U.S.A.)
Clef: (holding up a sign that says "Las Vegas" and sticking his thumb up) Las Vegas! Las Vegas! Come on, someone give me a ride!
Car: (stops)
Clef: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Men in prison clothes: You need a ride?
Clef: (sorta scared) Uhh... maybe???
Another Car: (stops)
Prostitutes: You need a ride?
Clef: Uhh... (thinking) Convicts, prostitutes, convicts, prostitutes...
Clef's brain: Choose the prostitutes, man!
Clef: I don't know, it could be dangerous.
Clef's brain: And how so?
Clef: Hmm... I'm not quite sure.
Clef's brain: Well, what's stopping you?
Clef: Eh, (walks up to the prostitutes) I'll come with you.
Prostitute: Hop in.
(Three minutes later in China)
Clef: (distant) HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Person: (speaking Chinese) (What was that?)
Person #2: (Someone got into a car full of prostitutes again)
Person: (Ohh... who do you think it was this time?)
Person #2: (I'd say 7 feet tall, hockey superstar and big fan of Mozart) (A/N: Don't ask, I'm hyper)
(Scene 5, Scene 4 is finished, right??? - In a flower field, I'm gonna go dive of a cliff, I don't deserve to get this humiliation... or do I?)
Umi: So the Hunter Eagle led Snow Hikaru to the fields full of Cast me- flowers.
Snow Hikaru: (picking flowers, which are actually the extras in flower costumes.
Rose Primera: OOOWWW!!! YOU PULLED MY HAIR!!!
Daisy Innouva: MY EARS!!!
Buttercup Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Sunflower Zagato: GODDAMMIT!!!
Snow Hikaru: Quit your complaining, you're flowers! You're not supposed to talk! Ooh! Look at that pretty flower!
Bluebell Lafarga: (mumbles) Someone's gonna get sued.
Snow Hikaru: (goes to pick the flower)
Hunter Eagle: (backstage) Hey, who took my dagger?
Zazu: (tip-toeing around with Hunter Eagle's dagger, sneaking up to MZF)
Erica: (bored) ... Zazu, don't steal, play with, or kill anyone with the props...
Zazu: (puppy dog eyes, I'm contagious) Why not???
Erica: (bored) ... We actually had to pay for that prop...
MZF: You weren't going to kill me with that 5-cent prop, were you? Zazu: Uhh... no...
MZF: Aww! That's so sweet! (hugs Zazu) We should get re-married!
Zazu: (gasp) NO WAY (wheeze) IN HELL!!!
Sunny-D: This isn't going as good as I had thought that it would... Eh.
(drinks some apple juice) Hee-hee! (runs off)
Hunter Eagle: (takes his dagger back, then walks up to Snow Hikaru)
Snow Hikaru: (turns around, then screams)
Hunter Eagle: (drops the dagger) I'm so sorry! (drops to his knees and buries his head in Snow Hikaru's skirt) I'm so sorry! Please forgive me, your highness! (accidentally pulls too hard, resulting in pulling of Snow's Hikaru's skirt)
Snow Hikaru: (screams) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs offstage)
Lantis/Eagle/Zazu: (staring)
Everyone screaming and yelling
Random noises from the neighborhood (ya know, screaming, dogs barking, people going deaf)
MZF: (hanging onto Zazu in fear) It's a disaster!!! We need a sane person here to help us!!!
Ferio: AW, CRAP!!!
Sierra: WE MUST FIND SUNNY-D!!!
Caldina: SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EVEN A SPECK OF SANITY!!!
Tarta: UHH... ONE PROBLEM!!! (points)
Everyone, well, mostly everyone, sees a Sunny-D-shaped hole through the door.
Hikaru: (running around) I'VE BEEN EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!
Zazu: Anyone else see Hikaru running around in her panties?
Lantis and Eagle: (nod)
Zazu: Then I'm not drunk, unbelievable.
MZF: (gasp!) You're looking at other women! Why, Zazu? Why? (About to cry)
Everyone: OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MZF: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone losing their sanity and will to live
Clef: (distant screaming)
Eagle: ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferio: RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lantis: YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
Ascot: MAKE HER STOP CRYING!!!!
Innouva: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
Zazu: (thinking) God, if you really love me, which you obviously don't, you'll let this work. (big breath) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MZF: (stops crying) Huh? You really do?
Zazu: (nods) Yep.
MZF: (teary-eyed) You really, really, really, really, really, really...
(four hours later)
MZF: ...really, really, really, really, really, really, really... (thinks for a moment) mean it!
Zazu: (wakes up) Yep.
MZF: Oh, Zazu...
(The Romance theme from "Romeo and Juliet" Plays)
MZF: (jumps into Zazu's arms)
("It's Getting Hot in Here" starts playing)
Miki: Whoops! (takes the tape out and puts another one in) I recorded over that.
("Romeo and Juliet" starts playing again)
MZF: (thinking) He loves me! He loves me! He loves me! He loves me! I knew it!
Zazu: (thinking) I'm dying over here, where can't she be totally in love with Eagle or Lantis or someone who's not me??? Oh, god, that music is driving me crazy, but if I don't do anything all the other Bishounen she's gone crazy over will kill me!
Tatra: (sniff, sniff) This is so romantic!
Tarta: Can't you tell he's acting?
Tatra: He's not acting! Love was not written in a script, it was created by everyone's hearts!
Tatra: No, I think he stole this from something they showed on Fox.
Zazu: (gulp) (thinking) Things are getting baaaaad... but if I don't do anything, people will kill me, really, REALLY kill me.
MZF and Zazu: (about to kiss)
(Tape abruptly changes to the theme of "South Park")
Zazu: (looks up) Thank you god for making Miki record over TWO tapes!
Miki: Don't worry, I have another one! (takes out yet ANOTHER tape. Where is she getting all these tapes!?)
Zazu: (thinks) God, you've really screwed me again. (gulp)
MZF and Zazu: (kiss)
Crowd: (going wild)
MZF: I love you.
Zazu: Yeah, hold on a second. (runs out)
(Loud vomiting sounds)
Eagle: That brave boy.
Ascot: In sickness, he saved us all.
Ferio: It makes you think that we should've done something to help.
Lantis: Like what?
Ferio: ... Anyone up for pizza and a round of mini-golf?
(All agreeing)
MZF: HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME! HE LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(A window breaks)
MZF: (squealing!)
(Later)
Zazu: (wakes up) Huh? Where am I? How the hell did I get here? Huh? (looks to the side)
Scene moves back to show that Zazu was sleeping on a couch, with MZF next to him)
Zazu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(China)
Person: (speaking Chinese) (Now what?)
Person #2: (A man woke up with a woman he hates next to him, I'd say he got drunk and blanked out)
Person: (I see)
Clef: (shows up)
Person: (Hey, how'd you get here?)
Clef: (speaking Chinese) (I dug my way here)
Person #2: (Oh...)
Clef: (holds up a sign saying "Moscow" on it in Chinese) (Moscow! Moscow!)
God, it's hard to think when it's 12:55 AM! We'll what did'cha think? No flames please, I'm tired, hyper and pissed off. DAMN VCR!!!! AHHHH!!! MY TAPES!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN VVVVVVVVVVVVVVCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please R/R, you'd make me so happy! ^_^ Well, I should get to sleep. A special thanks to my friend Mickey, who gave me this cute little puppy plushie for my birthday! (Which was eight months ago, but whatever) I named it Zazu Torque and it inspired me to turn on my computer and update my fanfiction! Thankies! ^_^ Buh-bye.
PS - Sorry if I don't get my thank you's out quickly, I've begun to lose track of things.