Sorry guys I had to put this into 2 sections because it wouldnt load properly otherwise!So here's Chapter 2 B-

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Back at Frieza's ship we find our Prince and Bulma in a heated squabble "Please let me go-I wont tell anyone ANYTHING! I just want to get out of here to-" Vegeta whipped round from his tinkering with Freeza's locks, "Shut UP woman! I'm TRYING to think here! And I don't need your constant voice annoying me!" Bulma was silenced as Vegeta once more turned his back to her, she looked longingly at the corridor her muscles aching to race down it to safety. "DONT even THINK about it woman! I'd kill you before you set a foot down." Bulma's head whipped up from her reveries to find Vegeta's back STILL to her but the threat was real. She crossed her arms angrily. A few minutes passed and Bulma had gotten...bored.

"What ARE you doing ANYWAY?" Vegeta almost jumped out of his skin, she had been so quiet he had almost forgotten she was there. "I'm TRYING to find a way out and THAT my dear woman is through THIS door" Vegeta gritted his teeth angrily at her next words, "Well you aren't doing a very good job of it!" Bulma grimaced as he turned around and towered over her as he stood right up against her, "And HOW would YOU know?! You're just a stupid woman!" He growled at her and could see that his words affected her because she jumped up and ground out. "I happen to be Bulma Briefs maker of Dino caps and other things wonderful and mechanical-I can fix and sort out ANYTHING!" She puffed her chest in indignation. Vegeta's eyes almost bugged out of his head, he turned his eyes away from those heaving mounds as he snarled, "Oh yeah? Well then see if you can sort out this!" He grabbed her in his eyes and hefted her towards the panel. Bulma eyed up the controls...They were in a different language! Duh Bulma! Her brain yelled at her accusingly, you're on an ALIEN space-ship, what do you expect them to speak? ENGLISH!?

Vegeta smirked. "Cant fix it? Oh this MUST be difficult if even the world famous "Butt-head Briefs" can't even get it right! Step aside worthless female and let a MAN do this." Bulma was shoved aside as he walked towards the panel once more trying all of the lock codes he remembered until one FINALLY worked! "Ladies first, I do believe is the saying?" Vegeta said silkily as the door slid open. Bulma glowered at him." Shit before the shovel." She quipped nicely, now that Bulma knew she was needed she felt a bit braver. "Exactly that's why YOU'RE going in first!" But alas, bravery also has it's downfalls, she found that out as soon as Vegeta had flung her into the room.

The room was quite large, there was a kind of throne thing in the center, no pictures, no wallpaper, only a rather large window at the back and Bulma noted that it could use an interior decorator. The most noticeable thing about it was the fact that it retained 6 glowing orange Dragonballs all huddled together at the back of the room near the window.

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Frieza's cruel heart raced as he and Zarbon flew closer and closer to the now approaching Namekian village that now lay beaten into the ground. Excellent...soon I shall have my LAST Dragonball and then I shall rule the entire UNIVERSE! Frieza laughed manically as he flew onwards giddily awaiting his last Dragonball that should be in his possession before too long.

Zarbon noticed the sudden change in his Master and purposely sped up to keep pace with him. Well maybe the Master's objectives CAN be met after all-I just hope that things go well with the plan from here on, or else my head may be on the line. Zarbon's reveries broke with the sound of maniacal laughter, Frieza's. Zarbon shuddered inwardly, that sound still made him frightened.

Frieza landed a few feet away from the crushed Namekian village, smirking. The little monkey must have gotten stronger-well he killed Dodoria so I guess he's improved that much. He snorted as Zarbon landed a few feet behind him. "Master Frieza I will go and locate the missing Dragonball." With that the green-haired warrior flew into one of the nearby huts and began to ransack it. Frieza began to get bored and frowned, I don't understand why Zarbon never found the monkey WITH the Dragonball. You'd think he'd want to keep it close to him, just as I once kept him close to me. Malicious thoughts flowed through Frieza's head, as he was reliving memories that were corrupted and cruel until Zarbon shouted out. "Master Frieza! T-The Dragonball is not in the huts but it MAY be somewhere else." Zarbon stuttered as he could see the rage boiling up inside his evil Lord. "Search the river for it then Zarbon, NOW!" Frieza commanded icily. "Y-Yes Lord Frieza, right away Sir!" not taking his chances Zarbon simply hopped into the freezing Namekian water.

Frieza waited while he saw a few bubbles rising from the water into where Zarbon had just hopped, he shook his head in frustration, waiting was not one of Frieza's better traits (A/N:LIKE he has any at ALL!) he impatiently tapped his long fingernails on the arms of his hover-chair. The sky was brighter today almost, Accursed planet it's too hot for my liking...Where is that fool ZARBON!? As if answering him a rush of bubbles were seen floating to the surface of the water-Frieza narrowed his cold eyes towards them as the top of Zarbon's head rose out from the water, then the rest of him. Frieza's eyes narrowed as he threw something up into the air and then caught it again deftly, a...Dragonball.

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Vegeta smiled as he walked into the room after the had unceremoniously threw Bulma in first. He spotted first the woman sitting dazed on the floor rubbing her head and staring amazed at something in the far corner of the room, he followed her line of vision and saw HIS Dragonballs!

Bulma rubbed her head as a gleeful Vegeta raced across to the back of the room picked up one of the Dragonballs and chuckled darkly to himself as he ran his hand over it's smooth shiny orange surface. Figures I get stuck with a Psycho. Bulma sighed and picked herself up off the floor and dusted herself off and started to shiver-the coldness of the room now hit her in full force. Vegeta was far to busy with his new found loves that he forgot about Bulma for a while, until something menacing made his head snap up to glance out of the large window-Freeza!Vegeta began to panic- Freeza's Ki was rapidly approaching the ship,he needed to do something and fast! Just then he had a plan and blasted a hole through the window.

Bulma noticed the change in Vegeta as he began to pick one by one of the Dragonballs up and hurl them out of the window. "What ARE you doing?!" She yelled at him forgetting who he was. "Are you craz-Ah!" She squeaked as the last ball was thrown through the window and he then turned to her, smilling. Bulma started to get very worried as he began approaching her still with a grin on his face.

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Krillin's eyes snapped open as he heard a sound; the sound was coming from- Gohan? Krillin shuffled over to his smaller friend and he began to frown as the noise amplified, he turned Gohan over gently and realized there was a frog underneath him almost squashed to the ground by the boy's weight, "Oops sorry little fella" the frog glared. "Erm...Girl?" the frog looked satisfied and plumped itself out before hopping off.

Gohan's eyes opened slowly as he felt someone shake him gently whispering, "Hey Gohan, we gotta get going little bud." Krillin. He knew that voice instantly and he arose. Gohan stretched as he stood up. "Well I can honestly say that's the best night's-" he looked up into the blazing Namekian sun, "-Oops! I mean DAY'S sleep, heheh!" Krillin grinned his usual lopsided one and patted his friend on the back affectionately. "Well lil' buddy we need to get going," Gohan nodded and gently powered up just enough to sustain the rest of his flight-the two flew off and didn't even see that they were being watched.

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"AAAAAAAAAH!" Bulma cried as Vegeta picked her up and flew off at top speed with her through the now broken window-in pursuit of the flying Dragonballs. "WOMAN!" That was Vegeta, "YOU SHUT UP NOW OR I WILL END YOUR PITEOUS EXCUSE FOR A LIFE!!!" Bulma jumped almost out of his arms as he yelled in her poor ear. Vegeta noted Bulma's silence now as her small arms came up and held onto the front of his shirt.

Bulma was freezing as she clung onto Vegeta, she shivered involuntarily as another gust of wind blew right through her skimpy attire. Vegeta noticed this and began to feel a little etch of...guilt .He rolled his eyes at himself and powered up just a little to warm Bulma. He noticed her face had now a contented smile on it as she burrowed deeper into the source of warmth, his body.

Bulma's eyes began to get heavy and even as she was in the arms of the enemy she began to drift off to sleep. Vegeta looked down at Bulma's upturned face as she was nestled to his body, her cheeks were flushed and a smile graced her red lips...Lush red lips...Vegeta shook his head-where had that come from?! He scolded himself and a particular PART of himself for thinking such things about a dirty, low-classed, vile-hound of a- *beautiful*- woman...There he went again! "Im going to need therapy after this I just KNOW it!" He shot off into the distance.

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When Frieza and Zarbon returned the place was in uproar! "WHAT is going ON?!" Frieza bellowed his now good mood spoiled because of all this noise and hassle, one green alien with four eyes mooched up to him and replied, "Sir the prisoners they have escaped and they-" He wasn't allowed to finish as Frieza blasted him. "Grrr! Zarbon come with me" He flew down mazes of corridors, scattering various sniveling aliens in his wake.

Frieza rounded the corner at the end of the corridor and was faced with the recovery room, no door, no Vegeta, no Human female...That could only mean one thing. For once in his life Frieza actually felt panic and fear, fear for his precious...Dragonballs! Frieza raced towards his lair where he had placed his prizes.

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Krillin and Gohan squealed for joy as they saw Guru's house not to far away from their current position. "Is that it Krillin?" Krillin nodded and sped up in joy, Gohan flew around his happy friend in circles as they neared the big white house. They could already see Dende waving them inside from their current position, it seemed that things were getting better and better all the time!

A lone figure flew closely monitoring them all the time. Not long now... the figure quickly sped up to accommodate the two earthlings new speed, it's eyes gleamed as it took in the large white house and it floated down and hid behind one of Namek's many mountains, biding it's time...The time when it would strike!

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But on the other side of Namek someone is VERY pissed- "WHERE ARE ALL MY DRAGONBALLS?!SOMEONE'S HEAD IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS!"

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------- END! Uh-Oooh so Friezie-Weezie has found out that he no longer HAS the D- Balls? Oh well...he still has 1 though, how is Vegeta going to get THAT one eh? It's a mystery to you AND me! Plus who knew Vegeta had a sense of humor? Hehe. WHO could be stalking Krillin and Gohan? Hmm...Only I know- Mwahaha!Oh and in case you dont know HFIL means Home For Infinite Losers since these guys cant say Hell!

Kat: Anyways keep tuned in kiddos for chapter 3 ALSO available this week(pretending to be a sales-person!)

Kalo: Can I come out now? (Calling from somewhere distant)

Kat: NO!

Marco: C'mon Kat, he's been in there for 3 HOURS and I REALLY need to go!

Kat: Ok, Ok, Ok (Taking off the 13 different locks that adorned the bathroom door) There yah go. Just don't think of using my PS2 again- OK?!

Kalo: ..O-Ok (in shock).

Marco: Thank Kami (walking into the bathroom and viciously slamming it behind him.) Well Buh-Bye for now!!! ShinonXx



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