I've seen millions of get sucked into the game Fics. I decided to do something different. What if me and my friends(they're not all friends) ARE the game? Oh yeah, I don't own Final Fantasy 9..yet..I have the threat letter all written out.

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Chapter one: The quest to kidnap Princess Begins.

A young girl peers out a window. She flicks her medium length golden brown hair, and stares dreamily with her auburn eyes transfixed on a silver-purple haired man with sapphire blue eyes. She sighed dreamily, and leaned on her hand watching him leave Alexandria. She turned around sadly as he left on a silver dragon. She ran to a closet with random pictures of the man. She tapped one more of him to the closet and walked to a window and looked up.

"Darn he left....damn"

A huge ship flies by, and a girl with tanned skin, long dark brown hair and matching brown eyes slides down a pole and falls off.

"Stupid pole." The girl grumbled, standing up, brushing herself off. And walked into a dark room. "Where did that light switch go? Aha!" she said, flipping a switch. Some lights came on, and there was a knock on the door.

"Who's there?"

"It's me, Maya!"

The door opened, and three people entered the room.

"Oh, it's the second female thief of the group." Blank said bluntly, as Maya put her hands on her hips.

"Let's get this meeting over with already" Cinna said before a fight between the two members of Tantalus. When a green monster busted in the room.

"Cinna you're on defense!" Blank called, Cinna nodded.

"What do I do?" Maya asked.

"Stand there and look pretty." Blank shouted, then received a whack in the head.

"You're a sexist pig!" Maya shouted back.

"Hey guys! Sorry to break up the honeymoon, but we have bigger problems on out hands" Marcus said, motioning to the monster thingy and Cinna fighting it all alone.

"Alright, Maya can help" Blank said in a monotone voice.

"Yay!" Maya shouted gleefully, pulling out a dagger and walked to the monster. "Hey Baku, these idiots may not know it's you, but I do."

Baku pulled off his mask "Aw, you ruin all my fun"

Blank rolled his eyes "Let's get the meeting over with already.."

"Okay, here's the plan" Baku started. "We are heading to Alexandria, we are going to perform 'I Want to Be Your Canary' yadda, yadda ya. We're going to kidnap the heir to the throne, Princess Sapphire. Blank, your going to snatch the princess. Marcus, your playin' the lead, Maya, your princess Cornelia-.."

"Wait" Cinna interrupted "I thought Ruby was playing Princess Cornelia."

"I can assist Blank is kidnapping the Princess Sapphire." Maya shouted getting up from the ship/

"Aw right, Blank and Maya, you will be the kidnapers. And Ruby will be Princess Cornelia. Is that alright with everyone?" Baku said sternly, everyone nodded. "Good"

"I can distract the audience with these little buggars" Blank said holding up an oglop "I can't stand oglops-"

"You hate bugs?!" Maya said falling out her hair laughing.

"Will this meeting ever get over with?" Cinna sighed.