"PINK!?!?"

Ok this totally pointless. I wrote it when I was zoning big time. Any Wufei hater will love this. I don't hate Wu, well sometimes anyway =^_-=. I was kinda made at him for some reason when I wrote this. All of you DBZ fans will get the short of point of this fic. I put a lot of little jokes in here. Watch out for em. DBZ, Gundam Wing, ECT dose not belong to me. Please R/R. Thanks for wasting your time on little old me. * Bats eyes* Ok I'm done with you. Go read. Bye-ee! Aishi-chan.



" All right!" Duo screamed happily as flopped in front of the wide screen TV. The other pilots all stared at doorway as Duo began singing " DRAGON.DRAGON. ROCK THE DRAGON…" "It's on again. Why do you let him watch that show?" Wufei asked as he glared towards the Living room. "Have you ever watched it?" Quatre asked. "Of course not!" Wufei shouted, clearly annoyed. Heero looked up from his typing. "It's only an Anime Wufei." He said with shake of his head. Trowa only smirked as he finished his cup of coffee. All the pilots stared again when Duo shouted a famous Vegeta quote. "EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH PROVE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" "Sounds like something you'd say Wufei." "Barton?!" Wufei said as he stared at Trowa shocked. Trowa just Vegeta smirked him back. "Trowa be nice." Quatre chided. "Yes Cat." Trowa said as he stood.

"Having fun?" Duo turned to face Trowa leaning in the doorway. "Hey Tro." Trowa walked in and sat down next to Duo. Who was sitting Two feet away from the TV like a true DBZ fan. "So have come to watch some high class entertainment buddy?" "Yeah." "So curiosity finally caught me a cat. "Trowa cocked an eyebrow at him. Duo just smiled at him. "Oh goody the damn commercials are over." " Ok pineapple head there is Vegeta. He's very Wufei. That's Trunks. He so kicks ass. That guy's Yamcha. He's a pussy. That's Krillian; he's a living punching bag. Tien and Chaozu. Those two just scare me. They're pusses to. The chick is Bulma and yes that's her real hair color." Trowa shut his mouth. " She goes psycho on everybody all the time. She's really funny. So is Krillian." Duo started laughing when Krillian made one of his faces Trowa soon joined in. "I could so see Wufei in pink and yellow." "Tro you naughty boy. Don't go giving me any ideas." The two of them exchanged an evil smile. "I'll get the pants if you get shirt?" Trowa nodded. "He's gonna hate this." Duo said still smiling. "I know. I'll get the camera." Trowa said before he ran off.

"So what do you think those two are doing?" Quatre asked. "Knowing Duo I don't want to know." Wufei muttered. Quatre blushed bright red. Heero and Wufei exchanged a look. "Wh..what?" Quatre asked. "Why are you blushing?" Heero asked. "Oh…um…no reason." "Ah hun….What the?" The pilots all looked up at the sound of something crashing upstairs. "Umm…Wufei I think that's came from your room." WHAT?!?!"

Wufei screamed as he ran from the room. His chair crashing to the floor. Heero leaned across the table. "You still haven't told me why you were blushing. Heero said in a slightly teasing tone. Quatre only blushed harder.

"Maxwell." Wufei growled as he open his door. Duo smiled at him from the bed. "Hiya Wuey." "Don't call me that" He growled again. "Ok Wu Wu." "Don't call me that either." " Ok Mr. Fluffy Pants." With that Wufei lunged. He jerked in surprise when someone grabbed his ponytail. He heard a tsk tsk tsk before the room went black.

"Trowa would you be a dear and go get some more mouse?" Duo asked in a rich British accent. "But of course Duo." Trowa replied in a snobby French one. They broke into a fit of laughter. "I'll b e right back." Still laughing Trowa walked out of the room. "What's so funny?" Trowa turn. Quatre stood looking at him confused. "Oh Hiya Cat." Trowa said as he walked past him to the upstairs bathroom. "Trowa what are you doing?" Quatre called over the sound of bottles clinking together. Trowa walked out of the bathroom loaded down with mouse and hairspray. "Who said we're doing anything? Can you get the door? Thanks" Trowa smiled at a very confused Quatre before closing the door with his foot. Quatre put his ear to the door.

"Did you bring the camera?" Duo asked as Trowa dropped his lout on the bed. "Yeah, and I have two hidden cameras in here already." "Tro you are a naughty boy aren't you?" Duo teased. Trowa smiled. " Oh stop you're flattering me. We all know you're the naughty one." "Me? But I'm so cute. How could anyone as cute as me be naughty?" They both started laughing again. Duo set down his empty can of hairspray. "Ok…ok give me the camera." Dou said breathlessly. Trowa wiped his mouse cover fingers on the carpet before giving it over. "Ok let's do it. Trowa darling would you please stand over there? Thanks so much." Trowa just rolled his eyes. Duo started taking pictures. "Yes Yes Yes You're an Animal." Duo shot Trowa an evil smile." You're a sexy bitch. Isn't he a sexy bitch?" Trowa just laughed at him. "That's not going him feel like a very sexy bitch." Trowa just shook his head, tears started to stream down his cheeks. Duo smiled. ~I am good. ~ "Yes Yes Yes. No No No, and I'm spent" Trowa reached out and caught the camera. "You're too much Duo." "Stop it. You're embarrassing me. See I'm blushing." "Come on Duo let's go." "What's the hurry?" "It's all most fun time." Trowa just blinked as Duo ran out the door. ~Damn that boy can run. ~

"What did you do?" Heero asked as Duo walked in to the kitchen. "Me? Why is it always me?" Heero just smiled. "Because it always is." "I'm hurt." "Poor baby" Trowa teased as he patted Duo's head. "You can say that again" Duo sniffed. "Ok, poor baby." Trowa said with a shrug. "So what were you two up to?" Quatre asked a he walked in. "Nothing Cat." They said together. They both looked at Quatre innocently for about 5 seconds before they started giggling. Heero blinked. "Trowa what did you put in your coffee?" "Nothing, why?

"MAXWELL WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" Wufei screamed from upstairs. Trowa sighed. "3-2-1" "PINK?!?!" Quatre jumped "What the…?" "We bad?" Duo asked "We bad." Trowa answered as they gave each other high fives. "Are you two drunk or something?" Heero asked. They both just smiled at him.

Wufei stormed down the stairs. He was swearing a pair of bright yellow bellbottoms and one of Quatre's pink shirts; sleeves rolled up. His hair was artfully sculpted in to a Vegeta style. Looks more like DBGT Vegeta hair since Wufei's hair isn't super long. You work with what you got. =^_^= " MAXWELL. BARTON!" Wufei grabbed his sword off the counter. He let out a war cry as he charged t6he two of them. Trowa flipped out of the way. He landed on the table and ran. Duo just ran. Wufei slashed the table in half before casing after them again. "WUFEI BECARFULL!" Quatre called Quarter groaned. "WATCH OUT FOR THE LAMPS!" Heero just shook his head "What?" Quatre asked. "It's just a cartoon." Heero Answered with a smirk.



Ok, well that was nuts. Right now I bet you're asking yourself "What inspired that?" Well even if you aren't I'm going to tell you any way. The first was my own twisted little imagination. The second was reading the fight between Sorata "Sora" and Yuto one too many times. If you've never seen X/1999 or read the manga then I suggest you do. Anyway in the first two manga, the only two I have. Sniff sniff=;_;=, Soar takes on Yuto. They spend about half of the fight joking around. Very funny. I love those to. That fight never happens in the Movie. Very sad. They both lose some of their humor. Yuto loses almost all of it. In the words of Wufei "Injustice." Anyway check out the X/1999. I hope you enjoyed this.