Hi everyone, and welcome to the House of Horror!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Hello, my faithful fans and fellow
Adepts!"::
On today's episode of House of Horror, many horrorish things are
happening! Read, and be afriad. *evil laughter*
Chapter 2
That Time of the Month
"Let me out! Let me out let me out let me out let me OUT!!!!"
Jenna shrieked, pounding on the wall where the door had been at one time.
"She's a might bit claustrophobic," Felix explained.
"What's claustropho-what?" Picard asked.
"It means if we don't get out of here soon she's going to freak
out and try to kill us all," Sheba explained.
For once, Picard understood. "Oh, like she did in that one
cave?"
"Yes, Picard, like she did in that one cave."
"I told you so," Isaac glared at everyone from his perch on the
stairs. "I told you so, I told you so, I told you so, I t-"
Mia, who was sitting on the stairs just above him, kicked him.
Isaac went crashing down the stairs below him and landed in a heap on the
floor. "Oh, shut up!"
"Owie," Isaac sat up. His eyes were crossed, and he had a
sizeable bump forming on his head. He looked up the stairs at Mia, his
eyes larger than normal, his lower lip trembling. "Mia...what'd you do
that for?"
"I did it because you're annoying," Mia said dangerously.
"Well, it hurt," Isaac pouted.
"Ah, did you expect it to feel good?" Alex asked. "Take it from
me, kid. Mia is SCARY. Particularly at this time of the month. It's
when she has...you know..."
All of the boys (except for Felix, who was being choked by Jenna,
and Garet, who frozed up when "that time of the month" was mentioned)
gave Alex blank looks.
"You know, that time of the month when your mom starts acting
really weird and is screaming at your dad one minute and then she's
crying the next?" Alex hinted.
"Oh, THAT time of the month," Ivan nodded. "Yeah, that happens
to Lady Layana once a month. She starts screaming about Hama being too
fat and stupid."
"My mom used to tell my dad that he couldn't cut my hair anymore
'cause I look stupid," Isaac added in.
"You DO look stupid," Garet, who had regained his senses, pointed
out.
"What?" Picard asked.
"Yeah, guys, it's that time of the month for me," Mia leaned
forward, her eyes blazing. "So watch out."
"AAAAGH! Mia's PMSing and we're trapped in an old abondoned
haunted house and we're all going to DIE!!!!!" Jenna released a rather
blue looking Felix to fall to her knees sobbing. Felix landed on the
ground next to her, gasping for air.
That was when IT happened.
IT was a voice coming from the walls, singing.
"Doesn't matter if you cry, you're all still going to die!
Welcome to the House of HORROR!" it was set to cheesey music, and the
voice sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard. All of the Adepts
screamed and began running around in circles.
"Guys, STOP!" Isaac yelled. Everyone froze in place. "Alright,
we need to STICK TOGETHER. Otherwise, we're going to all..."
Another voice interrupted him, this one sounded like pure evil.
"DIE!"
And all was lost in darkness.
Mysterious voices, songs from the walls, and lightless rooms! This can
only be one thing...
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "CHEESE!"::
Yes, people, cheese. Never underestimate the power of cheese.
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Or you are DOOMED"::
Alrighty, R&R! It's much appreciated!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Bye everyone!"::
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Hello, my faithful fans and fellow
Adepts!"::
On today's episode of House of Horror, many horrorish things are
happening! Read, and be afriad. *evil laughter*
Chapter 2
That Time of the Month
"Let me out! Let me out let me out let me out let me OUT!!!!"
Jenna shrieked, pounding on the wall where the door had been at one time.
"She's a might bit claustrophobic," Felix explained.
"What's claustropho-what?" Picard asked.
"It means if we don't get out of here soon she's going to freak
out and try to kill us all," Sheba explained.
For once, Picard understood. "Oh, like she did in that one
cave?"
"Yes, Picard, like she did in that one cave."
"I told you so," Isaac glared at everyone from his perch on the
stairs. "I told you so, I told you so, I told you so, I t-"
Mia, who was sitting on the stairs just above him, kicked him.
Isaac went crashing down the stairs below him and landed in a heap on the
floor. "Oh, shut up!"
"Owie," Isaac sat up. His eyes were crossed, and he had a
sizeable bump forming on his head. He looked up the stairs at Mia, his
eyes larger than normal, his lower lip trembling. "Mia...what'd you do
that for?"
"I did it because you're annoying," Mia said dangerously.
"Well, it hurt," Isaac pouted.
"Ah, did you expect it to feel good?" Alex asked. "Take it from
me, kid. Mia is SCARY. Particularly at this time of the month. It's
when she has...you know..."
All of the boys (except for Felix, who was being choked by Jenna,
and Garet, who frozed up when "that time of the month" was mentioned)
gave Alex blank looks.
"You know, that time of the month when your mom starts acting
really weird and is screaming at your dad one minute and then she's
crying the next?" Alex hinted.
"Oh, THAT time of the month," Ivan nodded. "Yeah, that happens
to Lady Layana once a month. She starts screaming about Hama being too
fat and stupid."
"My mom used to tell my dad that he couldn't cut my hair anymore
'cause I look stupid," Isaac added in.
"You DO look stupid," Garet, who had regained his senses, pointed
out.
"What?" Picard asked.
"Yeah, guys, it's that time of the month for me," Mia leaned
forward, her eyes blazing. "So watch out."
"AAAAGH! Mia's PMSing and we're trapped in an old abondoned
haunted house and we're all going to DIE!!!!!" Jenna released a rather
blue looking Felix to fall to her knees sobbing. Felix landed on the
ground next to her, gasping for air.
That was when IT happened.
IT was a voice coming from the walls, singing.
"Doesn't matter if you cry, you're all still going to die!
Welcome to the House of HORROR!" it was set to cheesey music, and the
voice sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard. All of the Adepts
screamed and began running around in circles.
"Guys, STOP!" Isaac yelled. Everyone froze in place. "Alright,
we need to STICK TOGETHER. Otherwise, we're going to all..."
Another voice interrupted him, this one sounded like pure evil.
"DIE!"
And all was lost in darkness.
Mysterious voices, songs from the walls, and lightless rooms! This can
only be one thing...
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "CHEESE!"::
Yes, people, cheese. Never underestimate the power of cheese.
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Or you are DOOMED"::
Alrighty, R&R! It's much appreciated!
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Bye everyone!"::