Love Potion
Thanks for all the reviews guys! I would also like to note that there is going to be 2 mysterious characters within this chapter who's identities will remain hidden atleast until the next chapter. If anyone can guess who these character are, and they are in the anime, even if one only exists within DB, then you will be recieving a cameo in this story! Could I offer anything more desirable? Probably, but I'm not going to so live with it and also there will be a clue at the end of this chapter so stay tuned, er... I mean keep reading and remember to post some more reviews!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and I've finally decided that I don't want to! Imagine all the work and annoying fans! Man, that would really suck, so I think I'll just keep writing fanfiction, although being rich wouldn't be too bad...
Z Gang's Arrival
Suddenly feeling Videl so close to him and her lips on his was just a bit more than Gohan could handle. He immediately began blushing a dark shade of red and trying to get Videl off of him. He was, in fact, so preoccupied with Videl that he failed to notice a certain blond haired, muscular jock sneaking out of the classroom with a dozen, capusleized vats full of compound 078623412.
"Heh heh heh!" Sharpner thought to himself with an evil smirk worthy of even Vegeta. "If this stuff's powerful enough to make a babe like Videl go for a weak, little nerd like Gohan, then I bet contaminating the water supply of this school would be the perfect way to score me some chicks. Heading towards the custodian's office however, he spotted a chick. Her skin color was a bit off putting, but other than that she was perfect. She had nice muscular legs, a good looking body and everything else Sharpner wanted in a girl. Suddenly, he had a thought! (pretty uncommon thing for him) "I know. I can test out the potion on this chick and that way I'll have someone to tide me over until the contaminated water filters through the school.
Piccolo's POV...
"Damn outfit!" Piccolo thought angrily, looking at the outfit Chi Chi had forced him into.
Flashback 10 minutes ago...
"What are you doing here Piccolo?" Chi Chi asked with crossed arms and a look that anyone who knew her knew meant trouble.
"I'm looking for Gohan. I just felt Dende's ki moving towards his high school and I thought I should warn him," Piccolo replied warily to Kakkarot's harpy, as Vegeta so enjoyed calling her.
"Well I'd have you know that Gohan's already gone to his school. He left a half hour ago. So scram!"
"Gohan's already gone! Oh no! I must warn him immediately!" Piccolo said, blasting off to the sky, only to find himself unable to move, as Chi Chi tightly grabbed his cape.
"You can see him Piccolo, but you can't go looking like that. Gohan told me what happened last time you came to his school and I won't have you ruining my boy's reputation, so you're going to have to wear some normal clothes and unfortunately, since we got rid of Goku's clothes a couple of years back, you're going to have to wear this."
flashback over...
Now, as Piccolo gazed down for the 5th time, in as many minutes, at the outfit he'd been forced to wear, he reflected that he really should have just kept meditating at his waterfall. So what if Dende gets killed? Even replacing a new guardian wasn't as bad as having to wear this.
In fact, Piccolo was probably right. Chi Chi had decided, without consulting the Namekian warrior, that he'd be most inconspicuous in a short, fluffy pink mini skirt that Bulma had gotten for her for her last birthday. Completing the outfit, she'd quickly added a friily pink blouse and a bunch of cotton balls down his shirt, to give him atleast the appearance of being female. Unfortunately, Chi Chi hadn't been counting on Piccolo having to deal with perverted jocks, or else she might have found him a more masculine outfit. Then again, maybe not. She'd never really liked the Namekian warrior.
Suddenly feeling a tap on his shoulder, Piccolo quickly spun around to find a teenaged boy with long blond hair and showy muscles behind him. That though, was not the first thing he noticed, as almost faster then he could react, a vial of a strange looking solution was hurled straight towards his gaping mouth. Using reflexes developed over the course of numerous battles, Piccolo unconcsiously managed to dodge the vial. Unfortunately, behind him, Gohan's mother, who'd insisted on coming to keep Piccolo out of trouble, was hit in the hed by the now shattered vial and as she opened her eyes, all she could see was an asexual Namekian warrior who though moments ago was her hated enemy, was now starting to look rather enticing. In fact, he was starting to remind her of her late husband and after 7 years without any, she was starting to appreciate Piccolo more and more each second.
On the planet of the Kais...
"So sonny, you're sure that this love potion thingy will be strong enough to snag me one of them there Earth woman," a mysterious voice said, seemingly old beyond its years. "You may of freed me from that there sword, but I won't torture this kid forever without any reward you know."
"Don't worry about it. We'll get you an Earth woman, as soon as I've tortured Goku's kid a bit more. I still remember that little squirt! He took out our whole evil empire on his own, but soon we will rise once again with power beyond the imagining of any mere mortal could possibly contend with. Once my hidden powers are unleashed I will have my revenge and no one will be able to stop me. Not even Goku's son, who by then will be so utterly demoralized that he won't even be able to put up a fight! Muwahahahahahah!"
"I keep tellin' ya sonny that midgets like ya don't have giant hidden powers. I don't know what you're expectin', but I this better be worth it, or else you'll be in heaps a trouble. No one plays a Kai for a sucker and especially not me, the most powerful Kai ever!"
Gohan's POV...
"Um Videl... uh... can you get off of me please?" Gohan asked, blushing an extremely deep shade of red, as Videl snuggled against him.
"What is my presence a burden on you, Gohan?" Videl asked in a deeply hurt voice with little tears forming upon her cheeks.
"Um no. Of course not Videl, but-"
Unfortunately, for Gohan, Videl didn't listen much past no, purring, "Good. Then it's settled," as she kissed him lightly on the cheek.
By this time Gohan was getting pretty embarrassed. His skin color had gone from a pale, pinkish tint to a deep red hot enough that in a cartoon you'd figure steam would start leaving his ears. He couldn't get Videl off him without blowing his cover and though his hormone driven body wouldn't mind staying like this for a couple of hours, his brain was telling him to get out of this situation at Super Saiyajin sides. For the past few minutes that he'd been standing here the 2 sides had waged a desperate battle within him and it seemed like his Saiyajin side was gonna win, then Goten appeared.
"Um Gohan. What are you doing with that girl?"
Praying that Goten's first taste of teenage life wouldn't leave him mentally scarred, Gohan finally looked up and with a carefree smile that showed the exact opposite of what he felt inside Gohan began to reassure his confused sibling. "Don't worry Goten. Videl and I are just practising for a... eh... heheheh... play... yes of course! We're just practising for a play." Suddenly sporting an innocent look that most people thought only Goku could pull off, Gohan finished off his explanation with the perfect gambit to shut his little brother up. "Why? What did you think we were doing, Goten? I hope Trunks hasn't been giving you any more of those nasty thoughts, or else I might have to tell mom and you know how much she likes hearing that Trunks has been putting bad thoughts in her little Goten's head."
"But Gohan. It wasn't Trunks this time! Honest! It was Vegeta. We were talking about how yucky all the kissy kissy stuff they were doing was and Vegeta came in and gave us a lecture about something called the birdies and bees. He said that when a Saiyajin, even a weakling, baka spawn of Kakkaroto, like me and you reaches puberty they start getting the urge to give a woman a good lay and it was mine, Trunks' and even a baka weakling like you's duty to lay women so the Saiyajins won't die out. So I just wanted to know if you were doing your duty like Trunks' dad said you would. I'm really sorry Gohan! Please don't tell mom!
Suddenly, flying through the classroom's window came a very freaked out Yamcha. "Where is that Saiyajin. I just wanted to say hi to Gohan, but noooooo, he just had to misinterpret me giving Bulma a friendly hug, as some sort of human mating ritual!" Finally noticing Gohan in the corner with Videl, he looked confused for a moment then a wide grin spread across his face as he moved to say hi to to his old friend with a cheerful pat on the back. "Well Gohan, I must admit I never thought you had it in ya. So when'll Chi Chi be getting those grandchildren she wanted anyway. From the looks of things, it won't be too long."
"You mean Gohan really is doing his duty then!" Goten suddenly ejaculated with a big, wide Son grin on his face.
Suddenly, a very nervous looking Piccolo sprang into the room. "Gohan you gotta help me," Piccolo begged for probably the first time in the Earth's history. "Your mother is after me and for some reason, which I cannot possibly fathom, she keeps screaming about how she wants to take her beloved Piccy-chan to bed. C'mon Gohan! I really need your help!"
"Mr. Piccolo's gonna do his duty too! That's great! Now all I have to do is go find Marron-chan and we can get laid too! After all Gohan, you did tell me to follow Piccolo's example 'cause you said he's a good person!"
Suddenly not caring about his identity being revealed, or the raven haired young woman firmly attached to his chest, or even his mom obsessing over grandchildren, Gohan's eyes began to go teal and his hair began to stick straight up in the air, as his anger formed an almost palpable aura around him, firing a dazed Videl away from him and intimidating even the normally carefree Goten. "Goten, nobody is getting laid today, least of all you!" Gohan practically growled, a hint of menace surrounding him that had been seen since Bojack's visit to the Earth.
"But Mr. Vegeta said that-"
"I don't care what Mr. Vegeta said Goten and if I so much as smell that sniveling, baka of a prince then I'll give him a one trip ticket to otherworld via Kamehameha express. Understood!"
Nodding weakly to his now fearsome, older brother Goten quickly gulped and whimpered out a terrified, "Yes. I'm really sorry Gohan."
Quickly calming to his normally cheery state, Gohan gave his little brother a quick hug and reassured him saying, "Oh don't worry about it Goten. I don't really blame you. Realll, it's Vegeta's fault, just don't try out anymore of his ideas. Got it?"
"Yes Gohan," Goten replied, cheering up at his brothers calming words.
But there was one thing Gohan hadn't factored in when he solved this situation and that was 1 very pissed off Videl. Even though Videl's body might want nothing more then to snuggle up on a warm bed with Gohan, there was another part of her. One that even a love potion has not the power to control. This is the part of Videl which can't stand a secret and wants to know everything, even if she really doesn't have any right to know it. This was the part of Videl that now got right up in Gohan's face, so close that she seriously considered embracing him again, but just barely managed to control her hormones, raging now a hundred times more powerfully than ever before, and instead wielding the patented Satan death glare, screamed at the young demi-saiyajin, most likely destroying his overly sensitive ears, "Gohaaaaan! What the HFIL is going on around here and how the HFIL did your hair turn gold!"
So what did ya think? Any good? Am I losing my touch? Oh yes and here's your clue:
One of the hidden characters was killed, though in my story he has since been ressurected, by a gunshot to the head. That is all. Have a nice day and of course, do not forget to review.
Next Time on Dragonball Z: Chi Chi's back and grandchild happy. While both her and Videl are both able to temporarily able to hold their lust at bay, how long can they hold on and why is Dende being called to the Supreme Kai's world. What surprises to our mystery villains have in store for Gohan and what's this? A dozen Vegetas !?!
Thanks for all the reviews guys! I would also like to note that there is going to be 2 mysterious characters within this chapter who's identities will remain hidden atleast until the next chapter. If anyone can guess who these character are, and they are in the anime, even if one only exists within DB, then you will be recieving a cameo in this story! Could I offer anything more desirable? Probably, but I'm not going to so live with it and also there will be a clue at the end of this chapter so stay tuned, er... I mean keep reading and remember to post some more reviews!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and I've finally decided that I don't want to! Imagine all the work and annoying fans! Man, that would really suck, so I think I'll just keep writing fanfiction, although being rich wouldn't be too bad...
Z Gang's Arrival
Suddenly feeling Videl so close to him and her lips on his was just a bit more than Gohan could handle. He immediately began blushing a dark shade of red and trying to get Videl off of him. He was, in fact, so preoccupied with Videl that he failed to notice a certain blond haired, muscular jock sneaking out of the classroom with a dozen, capusleized vats full of compound 078623412.
"Heh heh heh!" Sharpner thought to himself with an evil smirk worthy of even Vegeta. "If this stuff's powerful enough to make a babe like Videl go for a weak, little nerd like Gohan, then I bet contaminating the water supply of this school would be the perfect way to score me some chicks. Heading towards the custodian's office however, he spotted a chick. Her skin color was a bit off putting, but other than that she was perfect. She had nice muscular legs, a good looking body and everything else Sharpner wanted in a girl. Suddenly, he had a thought! (pretty uncommon thing for him) "I know. I can test out the potion on this chick and that way I'll have someone to tide me over until the contaminated water filters through the school.
Piccolo's POV...
"Damn outfit!" Piccolo thought angrily, looking at the outfit Chi Chi had forced him into.
Flashback 10 minutes ago...
"What are you doing here Piccolo?" Chi Chi asked with crossed arms and a look that anyone who knew her knew meant trouble.
"I'm looking for Gohan. I just felt Dende's ki moving towards his high school and I thought I should warn him," Piccolo replied warily to Kakkarot's harpy, as Vegeta so enjoyed calling her.
"Well I'd have you know that Gohan's already gone to his school. He left a half hour ago. So scram!"
"Gohan's already gone! Oh no! I must warn him immediately!" Piccolo said, blasting off to the sky, only to find himself unable to move, as Chi Chi tightly grabbed his cape.
"You can see him Piccolo, but you can't go looking like that. Gohan told me what happened last time you came to his school and I won't have you ruining my boy's reputation, so you're going to have to wear some normal clothes and unfortunately, since we got rid of Goku's clothes a couple of years back, you're going to have to wear this."
flashback over...
Now, as Piccolo gazed down for the 5th time, in as many minutes, at the outfit he'd been forced to wear, he reflected that he really should have just kept meditating at his waterfall. So what if Dende gets killed? Even replacing a new guardian wasn't as bad as having to wear this.
In fact, Piccolo was probably right. Chi Chi had decided, without consulting the Namekian warrior, that he'd be most inconspicuous in a short, fluffy pink mini skirt that Bulma had gotten for her for her last birthday. Completing the outfit, she'd quickly added a friily pink blouse and a bunch of cotton balls down his shirt, to give him atleast the appearance of being female. Unfortunately, Chi Chi hadn't been counting on Piccolo having to deal with perverted jocks, or else she might have found him a more masculine outfit. Then again, maybe not. She'd never really liked the Namekian warrior.
Suddenly feeling a tap on his shoulder, Piccolo quickly spun around to find a teenaged boy with long blond hair and showy muscles behind him. That though, was not the first thing he noticed, as almost faster then he could react, a vial of a strange looking solution was hurled straight towards his gaping mouth. Using reflexes developed over the course of numerous battles, Piccolo unconcsiously managed to dodge the vial. Unfortunately, behind him, Gohan's mother, who'd insisted on coming to keep Piccolo out of trouble, was hit in the hed by the now shattered vial and as she opened her eyes, all she could see was an asexual Namekian warrior who though moments ago was her hated enemy, was now starting to look rather enticing. In fact, he was starting to remind her of her late husband and after 7 years without any, she was starting to appreciate Piccolo more and more each second.
On the planet of the Kais...
"So sonny, you're sure that this love potion thingy will be strong enough to snag me one of them there Earth woman," a mysterious voice said, seemingly old beyond its years. "You may of freed me from that there sword, but I won't torture this kid forever without any reward you know."
"Don't worry about it. We'll get you an Earth woman, as soon as I've tortured Goku's kid a bit more. I still remember that little squirt! He took out our whole evil empire on his own, but soon we will rise once again with power beyond the imagining of any mere mortal could possibly contend with. Once my hidden powers are unleashed I will have my revenge and no one will be able to stop me. Not even Goku's son, who by then will be so utterly demoralized that he won't even be able to put up a fight! Muwahahahahahah!"
"I keep tellin' ya sonny that midgets like ya don't have giant hidden powers. I don't know what you're expectin', but I this better be worth it, or else you'll be in heaps a trouble. No one plays a Kai for a sucker and especially not me, the most powerful Kai ever!"
Gohan's POV...
"Um Videl... uh... can you get off of me please?" Gohan asked, blushing an extremely deep shade of red, as Videl snuggled against him.
"What is my presence a burden on you, Gohan?" Videl asked in a deeply hurt voice with little tears forming upon her cheeks.
"Um no. Of course not Videl, but-"
Unfortunately, for Gohan, Videl didn't listen much past no, purring, "Good. Then it's settled," as she kissed him lightly on the cheek.
By this time Gohan was getting pretty embarrassed. His skin color had gone from a pale, pinkish tint to a deep red hot enough that in a cartoon you'd figure steam would start leaving his ears. He couldn't get Videl off him without blowing his cover and though his hormone driven body wouldn't mind staying like this for a couple of hours, his brain was telling him to get out of this situation at Super Saiyajin sides. For the past few minutes that he'd been standing here the 2 sides had waged a desperate battle within him and it seemed like his Saiyajin side was gonna win, then Goten appeared.
"Um Gohan. What are you doing with that girl?"
Praying that Goten's first taste of teenage life wouldn't leave him mentally scarred, Gohan finally looked up and with a carefree smile that showed the exact opposite of what he felt inside Gohan began to reassure his confused sibling. "Don't worry Goten. Videl and I are just practising for a... eh... heheheh... play... yes of course! We're just practising for a play." Suddenly sporting an innocent look that most people thought only Goku could pull off, Gohan finished off his explanation with the perfect gambit to shut his little brother up. "Why? What did you think we were doing, Goten? I hope Trunks hasn't been giving you any more of those nasty thoughts, or else I might have to tell mom and you know how much she likes hearing that Trunks has been putting bad thoughts in her little Goten's head."
"But Gohan. It wasn't Trunks this time! Honest! It was Vegeta. We were talking about how yucky all the kissy kissy stuff they were doing was and Vegeta came in and gave us a lecture about something called the birdies and bees. He said that when a Saiyajin, even a weakling, baka spawn of Kakkaroto, like me and you reaches puberty they start getting the urge to give a woman a good lay and it was mine, Trunks' and even a baka weakling like you's duty to lay women so the Saiyajins won't die out. So I just wanted to know if you were doing your duty like Trunks' dad said you would. I'm really sorry Gohan! Please don't tell mom!
Suddenly, flying through the classroom's window came a very freaked out Yamcha. "Where is that Saiyajin. I just wanted to say hi to Gohan, but noooooo, he just had to misinterpret me giving Bulma a friendly hug, as some sort of human mating ritual!" Finally noticing Gohan in the corner with Videl, he looked confused for a moment then a wide grin spread across his face as he moved to say hi to to his old friend with a cheerful pat on the back. "Well Gohan, I must admit I never thought you had it in ya. So when'll Chi Chi be getting those grandchildren she wanted anyway. From the looks of things, it won't be too long."
"You mean Gohan really is doing his duty then!" Goten suddenly ejaculated with a big, wide Son grin on his face.
Suddenly, a very nervous looking Piccolo sprang into the room. "Gohan you gotta help me," Piccolo begged for probably the first time in the Earth's history. "Your mother is after me and for some reason, which I cannot possibly fathom, she keeps screaming about how she wants to take her beloved Piccy-chan to bed. C'mon Gohan! I really need your help!"
"Mr. Piccolo's gonna do his duty too! That's great! Now all I have to do is go find Marron-chan and we can get laid too! After all Gohan, you did tell me to follow Piccolo's example 'cause you said he's a good person!"
Suddenly not caring about his identity being revealed, or the raven haired young woman firmly attached to his chest, or even his mom obsessing over grandchildren, Gohan's eyes began to go teal and his hair began to stick straight up in the air, as his anger formed an almost palpable aura around him, firing a dazed Videl away from him and intimidating even the normally carefree Goten. "Goten, nobody is getting laid today, least of all you!" Gohan practically growled, a hint of menace surrounding him that had been seen since Bojack's visit to the Earth.
"But Mr. Vegeta said that-"
"I don't care what Mr. Vegeta said Goten and if I so much as smell that sniveling, baka of a prince then I'll give him a one trip ticket to otherworld via Kamehameha express. Understood!"
Nodding weakly to his now fearsome, older brother Goten quickly gulped and whimpered out a terrified, "Yes. I'm really sorry Gohan."
Quickly calming to his normally cheery state, Gohan gave his little brother a quick hug and reassured him saying, "Oh don't worry about it Goten. I don't really blame you. Realll, it's Vegeta's fault, just don't try out anymore of his ideas. Got it?"
"Yes Gohan," Goten replied, cheering up at his brothers calming words.
But there was one thing Gohan hadn't factored in when he solved this situation and that was 1 very pissed off Videl. Even though Videl's body might want nothing more then to snuggle up on a warm bed with Gohan, there was another part of her. One that even a love potion has not the power to control. This is the part of Videl which can't stand a secret and wants to know everything, even if she really doesn't have any right to know it. This was the part of Videl that now got right up in Gohan's face, so close that she seriously considered embracing him again, but just barely managed to control her hormones, raging now a hundred times more powerfully than ever before, and instead wielding the patented Satan death glare, screamed at the young demi-saiyajin, most likely destroying his overly sensitive ears, "Gohaaaaan! What the HFIL is going on around here and how the HFIL did your hair turn gold!"
So what did ya think? Any good? Am I losing my touch? Oh yes and here's your clue:
One of the hidden characters was killed, though in my story he has since been ressurected, by a gunshot to the head. That is all. Have a nice day and of course, do not forget to review.
Next Time on Dragonball Z: Chi Chi's back and grandchild happy. While both her and Videl are both able to temporarily able to hold their lust at bay, how long can they hold on and why is Dende being called to the Supreme Kai's world. What surprises to our mystery villains have in store for Gohan and what's this? A dozen Vegetas !?!