Love Potion
Disclaimer: Allow me to state the obvious: I do not hold the ownership rights to Dragon Ball Z.
So I was lying about the dozen Vegeta thing. Hey it's not my fault and actually I did mean to put them in, but I came up with a better partner in destruction for our Saiyajin prince than a few copies of himself. If you want to find out though you'll have to keep reading though, as I sure don't plan on telling you who, or what it will be. Also, I've decided to eliminate any suspicions that this was going to be a Chi Chi/Piccolo fic. I simply added that in to allow a certain event to occur next chapter and if you really expected me to do that then I have to inform that there's a very good reason why Piccolo's not going for, or going to go for Chi Chi ever. It just so happens that he's asexual! Brrrrr! Just the idea of the 2 together makes me cringe. Also, only one person got the right villains and who they are will be revealed during this chapter, but he/she/it will be unable to recieve their prize because they didn't leave a name! Finally, one of the events in this chapter was inspired by a one shot written by Frozenflower called Trunks and Goten Take Over The World, so if you haven't read it, do so, as it's one of the funniest fics I've ever read. Now, On with the story...
Devious Chibis, Kamis on Trial and The Return of Kakkarot
"Tell me right now Gohan!" Videl screamed, pushing the frightened demi-Saiyajin against the wall, while flashing the patented Satan Death Glare. Then, suddenly thinking of a better way to force Gohan's secrets out of her young friend and maybe more, as the potion flowing through her veins continuously seemed to remind her, she decided to use the secret weapon of femlaes from times long forgotten. It was time to utilize the guilt trip. "That is of course," she blubbered out, surprising Gohan, as she used her puppy dog eyes on him, "unless you don't trust me," she finished, breaking out into false tears.
"Ah," she thought. "Another perfect performance. He may as well surrender now."
In fact, Gohan was having quite similar thoughts to those of his friend, as he stopped scratching the back of his head and started peering worriedly at Videl. "I can't tell her my secrets, but I hate seeing her cry like this. Darn it! What can I do," he thought, his emotional barriers finally beggining to cave in.
Reaching out a hand towards his only real friend at the school, he asked carefully, "Are you okay, Videl?"
Seeing the perfect oppurtunity to finish off the demi-Saiyajin, she decided to employ a final tactic, guaranteed to cause any normal guy to cave, as well as one that her body certainly had no objections to. She lunged towards Gohan, wrapping him in a huge hug, while simultaeneously putting her head on his broad shoulders. "I'm sorry, Gohan," she moaned pitifully, "but I always thought you were my friend and it really hurts me when you keep secrets from me like this. I hope we can still be friends."
Videl knew from the caring expression on Gohan's face at that moment that she'd won and was about to finish the job, revealing all his secrets in an instant when abruptly, the communicator on her watch began to beep, ruining the moment. Activating the mini t.v. screen on the watch, she was met by the sight an extremely flustered chief of police. "Videl!" he practically yelled, so loud that everyone in the class could easily hear him. "We have a situation here. A couple of what appear to be terrorists have holed up in the king's castle and are holding him hostage, demanding 7 of what appear to be called Dragonballs and a life time supply of candy for his release. They're heavily armed and extremely dangerous! We need you Videl!"
"On my way chief," she immediately replied, throwing a cylindrical, white capsule on the ground that with a small explosion, transformed into a large yellow copter. Unfortunately for Gohan though, she was not quite focused enough on her mission to forget her little Gohan-chan, so with an eep and a quick throw into the seat beside her, the 2 were off, along with a terrified Piccolo who'd just spotted Chi Chi entering the class.
At the "terrorists" headquarters, in the castle's North tower...
"Trunks, are you sure this is a good idea?" Goten asked for the fifth time in as many minutes to his lavender haired best friend.
Creating the most exasperated look he could muster on his face, the one he reserved for Goten only, "Of course it's a good idea, Goten. Remember what my mom said. She said she wouldn't feed us for a month, so if we don't get some food then we'll starve slowly to death, watching our flesh rot away, as we lived out our final days, or perhaps, even worse, becoming canibles and slowly eating eachothers flesh until we eventually eat eachother whole, blood and all, then start starving to death."
"Is that really gonna happen, Trunks?" Goten asked, horrified at the thought of eating raw flesh, his eyes bulging, barely able to contain the fear evident within them.
"Yep. That's what my dad said and he never lies. He told me so himself. Now then, are you ready for another round of pants the policeman," Trunks asked his best friend, getting bored with the conversation after having it a few dozen times.
"Sure Trunks!" Goten said, ecstatic, as well as being in awe of the person he saw as the coolest best friend ever. How about that funny looking girl dragging the other guy by the ear? Who taught you these games anyway?"
"Oh. Well my dad taught me this one (big surprise there) and I think he showed me this one when that funny guy in blue came to our door, saying he had a war aunt, or something. I guess my dad doesn't really like his war aunt though 'cause after a couple of minutes of playing with him, he taught me another game called ki tag and accidently blew the guy up. Oh well," Trunks told Goten idly, more concerned with his new target. "Oh ya, and the girls all yours Goten. I wanna get that funny green girl in the tutu behind him. One... two... three... and go!" and without another word the 2 chibis were off, blasting towards their "helpless" victims, unaware of the look Gohan was sending the 2 of them, saying if you lay one hand on us, I'll ki roast you along with Dende. "After all," he thought, "I'm sure demi-Saiyajins taste at least as good as roasted Kamis. In another place, however, the Kami he was currently considering consuming was in a bit of a pinch, literally.
"Let go of my neck," Dende barely manged to choke out, struggling to breathe in King Yemma's powerful grip.
"Certainly," the gargantuan, pink ogre replied, planting Earth's Kami at a little desk before a quite imposing group of individuals, above them all sitting what appeared to be a little purple elf, but as he looked closer at the person before him, he discovered the unthinkable. From the creature's complexion, it could only be a relative of the Supreme Kai, though obviously ancient as far as age went. Suddenly recognizing the individuals before him, he found himself breathing in gasps. He was on trial in the Court of The Kais!
Back on Earth...
"I wonder where those terrorists are," Gohan thought, unable to sense any unfamiliar powers in that direction. "I mean, they'd have to be pretty strong, atleast as powerful as Videl, to be able to take out the elite guard the king's always got with him," infact, the king had insisted on keeping them with him at all times since King Piccolo's takeover, "but the only powers I can sense in the tower are Trunks and Goten and... wait... they wouldn't dare," but unfortunately for Gohan, rechecking their kis, he discovered that they actually had dared to kidnap the king and barely had time to warn Piccolo and Videl before he heard 2 simultaenous yells from above.
Screaming joyfully, "Spinning Walrus... Attack!" the 2 chibis blasted down at their "unsuspecting victims."
Hoping to grab the funny green man, Trunks suddenly created a ki shadow, hoping to confuse his target. Unfortunately for him, Piccolo had only seen that particular trick a hundred million times and was more than ready for it, grabbing the now collared demi-Saiyajin by his shirt collar. This left Trunks a little surprised, so that instead of a witty remark all that he could think to say was, "Hey! You look kinda like Mr. Piccolo, cept I don't think he's a girl, but I'm not sure because he always wear all those funny robes. Come to think of it, I don't even know if Goten's a girl. Maybe I should ask him next time I see him."
Gohan really hated being the one who had to impose discipline on his brother, especially when Goten had that big happy smile on his face that he was currently wearing, but somehow he didn't think Videl would appreciate whatever the devious, little demi-Saiyajin had in store for her. Seeing Gohan suddenly appear in front of him, Goten panicked! He decided it was time to institute their super secret plan, the one that they'd planned just in case an emergency situation like this appeared, it was time to institute The Omega Protocol! Quickly assesing his options, Goten reviewed the details of their emergency plan and decided it was time.
Screaming out the super secret password to indicate the commencement of The Omega Protocol, Goten yelled, "Run away!"
Immediately flaring SSJ, the 2 blasted away from the stunned teenagers and Namek.
A few kilometres away...
"Wow Trunks! Your plan was so good!" Goten said bursting with excitement at the succesful completion of their super secret plan.
"Of course it was a great plan Goten. I thought of it," Trunks replied smugly. "We'll need a new plan for next time though. How about this. Next time, instead of yelling run away, we can yell away run. Those stupid grown-ups will never be able to figure out what were doing then!"
Slightly awed by his best friends intelligence, Goten said, "Wow Trunks. You're really smart."
"Of course I am Goten. That's why I'm a Prince and you're a third class baka. Remember when my dad explained it to us. Wait though! I bet Gohan's gonna follow us. Do you have the Dragonballs, Goten?"
"Yep, Trunks," Goten replied holding 7, small, orange spheres in his outstretched hand. "Here they are."
"Fine Goten," Trunks said smirking with a superior look on his face. "I'll summon him." Focusing all his energy on the balls, "Trunks suddenly screamed with such force that mountains all around began to crumble from the mere vibrations of his voice, "Eternal Dragon! I, Trunks Briefs, prince of the Saiyajin race command you grant our wishes!"
Expecting a gigantic flash of energy and a gargantuan dragon to come flying about of the balls, Trunks was slightly dissapointed when after 5 minutes still nothing had happened. "Stupid, defective pieces of junk," Trunks said, kicking the 4 star ball angrily.
"Can I try, Trunks?" Goten asked his friend helpfully, his puppy dog eyes, able to defeat any foe, practically begging Trunks to give him a chance. "Pleeeeeease Trunks!"
"Fine," Trunks finally replied, unable to stand up to the power of the puppy dog eyes. "Not like it qwould work for some weakling, third class baka like you anyway."
With a quick cry of, "Yay!" Goten immediately set to work, trying to focus his powers like Trunks had, but unable to find the seriousness required, so instead he just sat there, doing the Son scratch and said pleadingly to the 7 balls before him, "Uh... Mr. Dragon. Will you please come out now?"
"Hahahahah!" Trunks laughed hysterically. "C'mon Goten, you really don't expect a dragon that ignored the Prince of All Saiyajins to come out just 'cause you said please, do you?"
Staring at the balls intently, Goten waited for something to happen, hoping he hadn't embarassed himself again. Everytime he tried to do anything Trunks would make fun of him. It wasn't fair! How come Trunks was always right !?! It wasn't fair. Then just as Goten was about to turn his back, admitting defeat once again, the balls began to glow. Slowly at first, but then faster and faster until they formed a golden whirlwind of light, a dragon emerging from its center.
"Hey Trunks!" Goten squeeled with delight at, for once, besting his friend. "Look Trunks! I did it! Its King Kong!"
"King Kong was a monkey you baka," Trunks replied, trying to sound as if he knew that would happen from the start even though he was actually annoyed that Goten could do something he couldn't. "Now let's see... What should we wish for?"
"I know Trunks!" Goten yelled, hopping up and down happily. "I really wish that Mr. Piccolo could be more like that Lunch lady we met! He's really mean!"
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard from above. "It is done," the Eternal Dragon said, causing Trunks to smack his forehead, annoyed at his best friend.
"Goten, you baka! You just wasted a whole wish! Who cares what Piccolo's like? We need to stop Gohan, or else he'll starve us! Ughhhhh! I just wish you and your whole bakayaro family could be more Saiyajin, like me and my dad!" Suddenly realizing what he'd just said, Trunks slapped a hand over his mouth, knowing that it was already to late.
"It is beyond my power. I cannot change the entire family," the Dragon said, expecting a startled cry of what, or crap, but stunned at what he actually ended up with.
"Whooooh," Trunks said, relieved. "I'm glad that that didn't work. I really wouldn't have wanted Goten to lose his personality. Wait! I know! My dad always said he wanted Goten's dad, that Kakkarot guy to be more Saiyajin-like, so I'll just wish for that."
"It is done," the Dragon finally finished his job, finding himself reabsorbed within the balls, as each of them, simultaeneously, blasted off too a far away corner of the planet.
On Grand Kai's Planet...
"How dare you, you insolent whipper snapper. What do you think you're doing blowing up my car," the Grand Kai screamed at a sheepish Goku, angry at the Saiyajin for blowing up his car for the 3rd time that week. "Do you have any idea how much that car cost !?! It was a bloody Mercedes for God's sake!"
Suddenly a foreign expression came to Goku's face. It was extremely strange to watch. The classic Son Grin metamorphising into Vegeta's Death Glare and a change the Grand Kai could not have anticipated. Goku started laughing evily. "Muwahahahahah! I've had a sudden urge to blow something up. Oh I know! I'm sure Vegeta would be happy to blow things up with me! Well... off to Earth!" and without another word, he put 2 fingers on his foreheads and dissapeared, flashing into existence within the confines of one of Vegeta's gravity rooms during his longtime rival's latest training session.
Sensing the impossible behind him, Vegeta slowly turned to find his greatest rival standing beforehim, his own evil smirk reflected on Kakkarot's face.
So... how was it? Want to ki blast me? Congradulate me? Well do so! Be a reviewer!
Next Time on Dragonball Z: Kakkarot and Vegeta begin their reign of terror on the Earth, while Gohan deals with the police and a more than demanding Videl, who's hormones are beginning to retake control. Also, Chi Chi forms a plan to make Piicy-chan hers, while the triple fused Namek finds himself possesing 3 completely different personalities that alternate whenever a certain event occurs. Finally, a certain Kami finally gets his just desserts after years of Gohan Torture! Next time on Dragonball Z!
P.S. The 2 mysterious characters are the Old Kai and Commander Red and in the next few chapters their ultimate plan shall be unveiled!
Disclaimer: Allow me to state the obvious: I do not hold the ownership rights to Dragon Ball Z.
So I was lying about the dozen Vegeta thing. Hey it's not my fault and actually I did mean to put them in, but I came up with a better partner in destruction for our Saiyajin prince than a few copies of himself. If you want to find out though you'll have to keep reading though, as I sure don't plan on telling you who, or what it will be. Also, I've decided to eliminate any suspicions that this was going to be a Chi Chi/Piccolo fic. I simply added that in to allow a certain event to occur next chapter and if you really expected me to do that then I have to inform that there's a very good reason why Piccolo's not going for, or going to go for Chi Chi ever. It just so happens that he's asexual! Brrrrr! Just the idea of the 2 together makes me cringe. Also, only one person got the right villains and who they are will be revealed during this chapter, but he/she/it will be unable to recieve their prize because they didn't leave a name! Finally, one of the events in this chapter was inspired by a one shot written by Frozenflower called Trunks and Goten Take Over The World, so if you haven't read it, do so, as it's one of the funniest fics I've ever read. Now, On with the story...
Devious Chibis, Kamis on Trial and The Return of Kakkarot
"Tell me right now Gohan!" Videl screamed, pushing the frightened demi-Saiyajin against the wall, while flashing the patented Satan Death Glare. Then, suddenly thinking of a better way to force Gohan's secrets out of her young friend and maybe more, as the potion flowing through her veins continuously seemed to remind her, she decided to use the secret weapon of femlaes from times long forgotten. It was time to utilize the guilt trip. "That is of course," she blubbered out, surprising Gohan, as she used her puppy dog eyes on him, "unless you don't trust me," she finished, breaking out into false tears.
"Ah," she thought. "Another perfect performance. He may as well surrender now."
In fact, Gohan was having quite similar thoughts to those of his friend, as he stopped scratching the back of his head and started peering worriedly at Videl. "I can't tell her my secrets, but I hate seeing her cry like this. Darn it! What can I do," he thought, his emotional barriers finally beggining to cave in.
Reaching out a hand towards his only real friend at the school, he asked carefully, "Are you okay, Videl?"
Seeing the perfect oppurtunity to finish off the demi-Saiyajin, she decided to employ a final tactic, guaranteed to cause any normal guy to cave, as well as one that her body certainly had no objections to. She lunged towards Gohan, wrapping him in a huge hug, while simultaeneously putting her head on his broad shoulders. "I'm sorry, Gohan," she moaned pitifully, "but I always thought you were my friend and it really hurts me when you keep secrets from me like this. I hope we can still be friends."
Videl knew from the caring expression on Gohan's face at that moment that she'd won and was about to finish the job, revealing all his secrets in an instant when abruptly, the communicator on her watch began to beep, ruining the moment. Activating the mini t.v. screen on the watch, she was met by the sight an extremely flustered chief of police. "Videl!" he practically yelled, so loud that everyone in the class could easily hear him. "We have a situation here. A couple of what appear to be terrorists have holed up in the king's castle and are holding him hostage, demanding 7 of what appear to be called Dragonballs and a life time supply of candy for his release. They're heavily armed and extremely dangerous! We need you Videl!"
"On my way chief," she immediately replied, throwing a cylindrical, white capsule on the ground that with a small explosion, transformed into a large yellow copter. Unfortunately for Gohan though, she was not quite focused enough on her mission to forget her little Gohan-chan, so with an eep and a quick throw into the seat beside her, the 2 were off, along with a terrified Piccolo who'd just spotted Chi Chi entering the class.
At the "terrorists" headquarters, in the castle's North tower...
"Trunks, are you sure this is a good idea?" Goten asked for the fifth time in as many minutes to his lavender haired best friend.
Creating the most exasperated look he could muster on his face, the one he reserved for Goten only, "Of course it's a good idea, Goten. Remember what my mom said. She said she wouldn't feed us for a month, so if we don't get some food then we'll starve slowly to death, watching our flesh rot away, as we lived out our final days, or perhaps, even worse, becoming canibles and slowly eating eachothers flesh until we eventually eat eachother whole, blood and all, then start starving to death."
"Is that really gonna happen, Trunks?" Goten asked, horrified at the thought of eating raw flesh, his eyes bulging, barely able to contain the fear evident within them.
"Yep. That's what my dad said and he never lies. He told me so himself. Now then, are you ready for another round of pants the policeman," Trunks asked his best friend, getting bored with the conversation after having it a few dozen times.
"Sure Trunks!" Goten said, ecstatic, as well as being in awe of the person he saw as the coolest best friend ever. How about that funny looking girl dragging the other guy by the ear? Who taught you these games anyway?"
"Oh. Well my dad taught me this one (big surprise there) and I think he showed me this one when that funny guy in blue came to our door, saying he had a war aunt, or something. I guess my dad doesn't really like his war aunt though 'cause after a couple of minutes of playing with him, he taught me another game called ki tag and accidently blew the guy up. Oh well," Trunks told Goten idly, more concerned with his new target. "Oh ya, and the girls all yours Goten. I wanna get that funny green girl in the tutu behind him. One... two... three... and go!" and without another word the 2 chibis were off, blasting towards their "helpless" victims, unaware of the look Gohan was sending the 2 of them, saying if you lay one hand on us, I'll ki roast you along with Dende. "After all," he thought, "I'm sure demi-Saiyajins taste at least as good as roasted Kamis. In another place, however, the Kami he was currently considering consuming was in a bit of a pinch, literally.
"Let go of my neck," Dende barely manged to choke out, struggling to breathe in King Yemma's powerful grip.
"Certainly," the gargantuan, pink ogre replied, planting Earth's Kami at a little desk before a quite imposing group of individuals, above them all sitting what appeared to be a little purple elf, but as he looked closer at the person before him, he discovered the unthinkable. From the creature's complexion, it could only be a relative of the Supreme Kai, though obviously ancient as far as age went. Suddenly recognizing the individuals before him, he found himself breathing in gasps. He was on trial in the Court of The Kais!
Back on Earth...
"I wonder where those terrorists are," Gohan thought, unable to sense any unfamiliar powers in that direction. "I mean, they'd have to be pretty strong, atleast as powerful as Videl, to be able to take out the elite guard the king's always got with him," infact, the king had insisted on keeping them with him at all times since King Piccolo's takeover, "but the only powers I can sense in the tower are Trunks and Goten and... wait... they wouldn't dare," but unfortunately for Gohan, rechecking their kis, he discovered that they actually had dared to kidnap the king and barely had time to warn Piccolo and Videl before he heard 2 simultaenous yells from above.
Screaming joyfully, "Spinning Walrus... Attack!" the 2 chibis blasted down at their "unsuspecting victims."
Hoping to grab the funny green man, Trunks suddenly created a ki shadow, hoping to confuse his target. Unfortunately for him, Piccolo had only seen that particular trick a hundred million times and was more than ready for it, grabbing the now collared demi-Saiyajin by his shirt collar. This left Trunks a little surprised, so that instead of a witty remark all that he could think to say was, "Hey! You look kinda like Mr. Piccolo, cept I don't think he's a girl, but I'm not sure because he always wear all those funny robes. Come to think of it, I don't even know if Goten's a girl. Maybe I should ask him next time I see him."
Gohan really hated being the one who had to impose discipline on his brother, especially when Goten had that big happy smile on his face that he was currently wearing, but somehow he didn't think Videl would appreciate whatever the devious, little demi-Saiyajin had in store for her. Seeing Gohan suddenly appear in front of him, Goten panicked! He decided it was time to institute their super secret plan, the one that they'd planned just in case an emergency situation like this appeared, it was time to institute The Omega Protocol! Quickly assesing his options, Goten reviewed the details of their emergency plan and decided it was time.
Screaming out the super secret password to indicate the commencement of The Omega Protocol, Goten yelled, "Run away!"
Immediately flaring SSJ, the 2 blasted away from the stunned teenagers and Namek.
A few kilometres away...
"Wow Trunks! Your plan was so good!" Goten said bursting with excitement at the succesful completion of their super secret plan.
"Of course it was a great plan Goten. I thought of it," Trunks replied smugly. "We'll need a new plan for next time though. How about this. Next time, instead of yelling run away, we can yell away run. Those stupid grown-ups will never be able to figure out what were doing then!"
Slightly awed by his best friends intelligence, Goten said, "Wow Trunks. You're really smart."
"Of course I am Goten. That's why I'm a Prince and you're a third class baka. Remember when my dad explained it to us. Wait though! I bet Gohan's gonna follow us. Do you have the Dragonballs, Goten?"
"Yep, Trunks," Goten replied holding 7, small, orange spheres in his outstretched hand. "Here they are."
"Fine Goten," Trunks said smirking with a superior look on his face. "I'll summon him." Focusing all his energy on the balls, "Trunks suddenly screamed with such force that mountains all around began to crumble from the mere vibrations of his voice, "Eternal Dragon! I, Trunks Briefs, prince of the Saiyajin race command you grant our wishes!"
Expecting a gigantic flash of energy and a gargantuan dragon to come flying about of the balls, Trunks was slightly dissapointed when after 5 minutes still nothing had happened. "Stupid, defective pieces of junk," Trunks said, kicking the 4 star ball angrily.
"Can I try, Trunks?" Goten asked his friend helpfully, his puppy dog eyes, able to defeat any foe, practically begging Trunks to give him a chance. "Pleeeeeease Trunks!"
"Fine," Trunks finally replied, unable to stand up to the power of the puppy dog eyes. "Not like it qwould work for some weakling, third class baka like you anyway."
With a quick cry of, "Yay!" Goten immediately set to work, trying to focus his powers like Trunks had, but unable to find the seriousness required, so instead he just sat there, doing the Son scratch and said pleadingly to the 7 balls before him, "Uh... Mr. Dragon. Will you please come out now?"
"Hahahahah!" Trunks laughed hysterically. "C'mon Goten, you really don't expect a dragon that ignored the Prince of All Saiyajins to come out just 'cause you said please, do you?"
Staring at the balls intently, Goten waited for something to happen, hoping he hadn't embarassed himself again. Everytime he tried to do anything Trunks would make fun of him. It wasn't fair! How come Trunks was always right !?! It wasn't fair. Then just as Goten was about to turn his back, admitting defeat once again, the balls began to glow. Slowly at first, but then faster and faster until they formed a golden whirlwind of light, a dragon emerging from its center.
"Hey Trunks!" Goten squeeled with delight at, for once, besting his friend. "Look Trunks! I did it! Its King Kong!"
"King Kong was a monkey you baka," Trunks replied, trying to sound as if he knew that would happen from the start even though he was actually annoyed that Goten could do something he couldn't. "Now let's see... What should we wish for?"
"I know Trunks!" Goten yelled, hopping up and down happily. "I really wish that Mr. Piccolo could be more like that Lunch lady we met! He's really mean!"
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard from above. "It is done," the Eternal Dragon said, causing Trunks to smack his forehead, annoyed at his best friend.
"Goten, you baka! You just wasted a whole wish! Who cares what Piccolo's like? We need to stop Gohan, or else he'll starve us! Ughhhhh! I just wish you and your whole bakayaro family could be more Saiyajin, like me and my dad!" Suddenly realizing what he'd just said, Trunks slapped a hand over his mouth, knowing that it was already to late.
"It is beyond my power. I cannot change the entire family," the Dragon said, expecting a startled cry of what, or crap, but stunned at what he actually ended up with.
"Whooooh," Trunks said, relieved. "I'm glad that that didn't work. I really wouldn't have wanted Goten to lose his personality. Wait! I know! My dad always said he wanted Goten's dad, that Kakkarot guy to be more Saiyajin-like, so I'll just wish for that."
"It is done," the Dragon finally finished his job, finding himself reabsorbed within the balls, as each of them, simultaeneously, blasted off too a far away corner of the planet.
On Grand Kai's Planet...
"How dare you, you insolent whipper snapper. What do you think you're doing blowing up my car," the Grand Kai screamed at a sheepish Goku, angry at the Saiyajin for blowing up his car for the 3rd time that week. "Do you have any idea how much that car cost !?! It was a bloody Mercedes for God's sake!"
Suddenly a foreign expression came to Goku's face. It was extremely strange to watch. The classic Son Grin metamorphising into Vegeta's Death Glare and a change the Grand Kai could not have anticipated. Goku started laughing evily. "Muwahahahahah! I've had a sudden urge to blow something up. Oh I know! I'm sure Vegeta would be happy to blow things up with me! Well... off to Earth!" and without another word, he put 2 fingers on his foreheads and dissapeared, flashing into existence within the confines of one of Vegeta's gravity rooms during his longtime rival's latest training session.
Sensing the impossible behind him, Vegeta slowly turned to find his greatest rival standing beforehim, his own evil smirk reflected on Kakkarot's face.
So... how was it? Want to ki blast me? Congradulate me? Well do so! Be a reviewer!
Next Time on Dragonball Z: Kakkarot and Vegeta begin their reign of terror on the Earth, while Gohan deals with the police and a more than demanding Videl, who's hormones are beginning to retake control. Also, Chi Chi forms a plan to make Piicy-chan hers, while the triple fused Namek finds himself possesing 3 completely different personalities that alternate whenever a certain event occurs. Finally, a certain Kami finally gets his just desserts after years of Gohan Torture! Next time on Dragonball Z!
P.S. The 2 mysterious characters are the Old Kai and Commander Red and in the next few chapters their ultimate plan shall be unveiled!