TransMisfits Universe: Part 2
A TransFormers Fanfic
A SLF Enterprises Production
Welcome back. LunarFormer here again, with another set of character profiles from the Slagpit/LunarFormer Production Studios here in…um…Delaware. Man…not the most glamorous place to have a base of operations, is it, Slagpit?
(Slagpit clone) Shut up and type, LF.
Well, you don't have to be so grumpy.
(Slagpit clone) I just want to get this over with.
Why?
(Slagpit clone) The sooner we complete production of this series, the sooner we can get back to Wolfbane Chronicles, our big moneymaker!
But…we don't make any money off of posting here.
(Slagpit clone) what?
It's a free site. Well, mostly free, unless you want some of the special extras.
(Slagpit clone) You mean we've been doing this for no money?
Yup.
(Slagpit clone) THEN WHAT'S THE POINT!
Fame.
(Slagpit clone) Oh, right. Well, um…on with the bios. LF, if you'll do the honors…
(from somewhere in the background)"We've got PROFILE SIGN! AGH!"
(Slagpit clone) Remind me to stop letting Tracking watch MST3K on Vidwave, ok?
Agreed.
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Name: LunarFormer
Allegiance: Autobot
Rank: Rank? I have a rank? Since when? WHY DO YOU THINK I'M AFTER A PROMOTION?
First Appearance:
(as a character) Wolfbane Chronicles #2: Prime to Wolf Saga: Part 2: Suit Up!
(as director/Editor in Chief of SLF Enterprises) Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 1: Enter Wolfbane
Appearances outside the SLF Enterprises continuum:
see anything recently done by Albedo
Alternate mode: City/Mobile Defense Base
"Hey, Slagpit, where are the chips? Oh cripes, you're gathering soundbytes, aren't you?"
LunarFormer is, possibly, the main reason we refer to this band as the TransMisfits. Built entirely by Super Matthew and the Super Team, he is entirely of Earth origin. The very origin of his activation was in a stray, single lightning cloud, which zapped him on one of his multiple lightning rods, presumably frying some of his higher logic circuits. He is also, essentially, the original Metroplex, but on a slightly smaller scale. Shortly after induction to the Autobots, he was caught in a trap created by Decepticon leader Megatron intended for Autobot leader Optimus Prime. LF, as he is more commonly called, was propelled into a series of video game RPGs, which, unexpectedly, had the side effect of giving him the use of magic. He is now trapped in the real world, with Slagpit, an author on Fanfiction.net. Not even he knows how he wound up here. He agreed to help out Slagpit, and became cofounder of SLF Enterprises. Shortly after, he wound up getting stuck on Ancient Earth with fellow FF.Net author Albedo. Since then, he's become even more chaotic, and even less lucky than before, if that's possible.
Strengths: Well, I'm…I mean…LunarFormer is as strong and as heavily armored as Metroplex. Although he is slightly smaller than the third tallest TransFormer ever known (ranking down from Unicron, to Fortress Maximus, to Metroplex), LF makes up for that in inventiveness and firepower, being able to pull virtually anything from his subspace pockets, plus his ability to use magic. Slagpit is glad to have him around, usually, but more often than not would love nothing more than to wring the City bot's neck.
Weaknesses: WEAKNESSES?! WHOEVER SAID I HAVE WEAKNESSES! THAT…
Sorry about that, folks. Wolfbane here. I told Slagpit we shouldn't have let LF do his own profile….anyway…LF has a tendancy to forget just how much or how little magic power he has, and often runs out at the most inopportune times. Same goes for the ammunition in his weapons. Plus, he has some of the WORST luck in the entire Autobot army. And his bulk is a major giveaway when he's trying to hide anywhere. When in Mobile Defense Base mode, he is rather slow moving. He has no physical weaknesses.
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Name: Vidwave
Allegiance: Decepticon
Rank: Communications Officer
First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 3: Darkbane's Machinations
Alternate mode: TV with built in VCR
"… … … …"
Vidwave is not exactly anyone's first choice for a communications officer. He has been mute ever since his autonomous unit, Tracking, lost his remote device after muting him. Before that, he was an understudy to the great Soundwave. Now, he and Tracking serve on the Decepticon battleship "Enslavement," under the command of Lord Darkbane.
Strengths: He wouldn't tell us.
Weaknesses: He's mute. Tracking has to do his talking for him. If he sees a TV, computer monitor, or any other form of viewscreen damaged, he has a tendancy to enter an involuntary system shutdown, akin to a human faint.
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Next time…Tracking, and Slagpit
(Slagpit clone) Why me? I'm not a Misfit member…
You're close enough.
(Slagpit clone) SLAG IT!
'Till all are one, may the matrix light your darkest hour. This is LunarFormer, signing off.
A TransFormers Fanfic
A SLF Enterprises Production
Welcome back. LunarFormer here again, with another set of character profiles from the Slagpit/LunarFormer Production Studios here in…um…Delaware. Man…not the most glamorous place to have a base of operations, is it, Slagpit?
(Slagpit clone) Shut up and type, LF.
Well, you don't have to be so grumpy.
(Slagpit clone) I just want to get this over with.
Why?
(Slagpit clone) The sooner we complete production of this series, the sooner we can get back to Wolfbane Chronicles, our big moneymaker!
But…we don't make any money off of posting here.
(Slagpit clone) what?
It's a free site. Well, mostly free, unless you want some of the special extras.
(Slagpit clone) You mean we've been doing this for no money?
Yup.
(Slagpit clone) THEN WHAT'S THE POINT!
Fame.
(Slagpit clone) Oh, right. Well, um…on with the bios. LF, if you'll do the honors…
(from somewhere in the background)"We've got PROFILE SIGN! AGH!"
(Slagpit clone) Remind me to stop letting Tracking watch MST3K on Vidwave, ok?
Agreed.
………………………………………………………………………………………………
Name: LunarFormer
Allegiance: Autobot
Rank: Rank? I have a rank? Since when? WHY DO YOU THINK I'M AFTER A PROMOTION?
First Appearance:
(as a character) Wolfbane Chronicles #2: Prime to Wolf Saga: Part 2: Suit Up!
(as director/Editor in Chief of SLF Enterprises) Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 1: Enter Wolfbane
Appearances outside the SLF Enterprises continuum:
see anything recently done by Albedo
Alternate mode: City/Mobile Defense Base
"Hey, Slagpit, where are the chips? Oh cripes, you're gathering soundbytes, aren't you?"
LunarFormer is, possibly, the main reason we refer to this band as the TransMisfits. Built entirely by Super Matthew and the Super Team, he is entirely of Earth origin. The very origin of his activation was in a stray, single lightning cloud, which zapped him on one of his multiple lightning rods, presumably frying some of his higher logic circuits. He is also, essentially, the original Metroplex, but on a slightly smaller scale. Shortly after induction to the Autobots, he was caught in a trap created by Decepticon leader Megatron intended for Autobot leader Optimus Prime. LF, as he is more commonly called, was propelled into a series of video game RPGs, which, unexpectedly, had the side effect of giving him the use of magic. He is now trapped in the real world, with Slagpit, an author on Fanfiction.net. Not even he knows how he wound up here. He agreed to help out Slagpit, and became cofounder of SLF Enterprises. Shortly after, he wound up getting stuck on Ancient Earth with fellow FF.Net author Albedo. Since then, he's become even more chaotic, and even less lucky than before, if that's possible.
Strengths: Well, I'm…I mean…LunarFormer is as strong and as heavily armored as Metroplex. Although he is slightly smaller than the third tallest TransFormer ever known (ranking down from Unicron, to Fortress Maximus, to Metroplex), LF makes up for that in inventiveness and firepower, being able to pull virtually anything from his subspace pockets, plus his ability to use magic. Slagpit is glad to have him around, usually, but more often than not would love nothing more than to wring the City bot's neck.
Weaknesses: WEAKNESSES?! WHOEVER SAID I HAVE WEAKNESSES! THAT…
Sorry about that, folks. Wolfbane here. I told Slagpit we shouldn't have let LF do his own profile….anyway…LF has a tendancy to forget just how much or how little magic power he has, and often runs out at the most inopportune times. Same goes for the ammunition in his weapons. Plus, he has some of the WORST luck in the entire Autobot army. And his bulk is a major giveaway when he's trying to hide anywhere. When in Mobile Defense Base mode, he is rather slow moving. He has no physical weaknesses.
………………………………………………………………………………………………
Name: Vidwave
Allegiance: Decepticon
Rank: Communications Officer
First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 3: Darkbane's Machinations
Alternate mode: TV with built in VCR
"… … … …"
Vidwave is not exactly anyone's first choice for a communications officer. He has been mute ever since his autonomous unit, Tracking, lost his remote device after muting him. Before that, he was an understudy to the great Soundwave. Now, he and Tracking serve on the Decepticon battleship "Enslavement," under the command of Lord Darkbane.
Strengths: He wouldn't tell us.
Weaknesses: He's mute. Tracking has to do his talking for him. If he sees a TV, computer monitor, or any other form of viewscreen damaged, he has a tendancy to enter an involuntary system shutdown, akin to a human faint.
………………………………………………………………………………………………
Next time…Tracking, and Slagpit
(Slagpit clone) Why me? I'm not a Misfit member…
You're close enough.
(Slagpit clone) SLAG IT!
'Till all are one, may the matrix light your darkest hour. This is LunarFormer, signing off.