TransMisfits Universe: Part 3

A TransFormers Fanfic

A SLF Enterprises Production

Welcome back! Due to problems unforeseen by the management, we are switching back to this fanfic line for a while. OK OK, SLAGPIT HAS WRITER'S BLOCK AND WE CAN'T FIND DARKBANE AGAIN!

(Slagpit) LF!

Well, I can't help it, I'm feeling uncommonly honest today.

(Slagpit) [Sigh]

Anyway. I managed to get someone here to write up a TMU Profile for Slagpit. It's not very long, but it should do. And, of course, since my profile was with Vidwave, he's stuck with Tracking this issue. ________________________________________________________________________ We do not own TransFormers, Pokemon, etc. By now, people here should KNOW who owns these two series, so I'm going to skip this. also, due to the writer's block I've been having, I'm sorta at a loss for funny things to put in these disclaimers. ________________________________________________________________________

Name: Slagpit

Allegience: Team Rocket/Autobot/Decepticon/Minicon/Predicon/Maximal.yeah, he's a human and works with all the factions.

Rank: President of SLF Enterprises/Director of Slagpit/LunarFormer Production Studios

First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #2: Prime to Wolf Saga: Part 2: Suit Up!

Alternate Mode: He's human, he doesn't have an alternate mode.

"Ok, let's get this show on the road! Maybe we'll finally get a decent reader base this time."

Slagpit is one of many humans trying to keep the fires of the TransFormers universe alive in this world. Born and raised in Newark, Delaware, he's lived in relative obscurity. Then, one day, he wound up running into a real Autobot on the street. Well, it was more like wandering into the wrong part of town. He was looking for a shortcut around town, and wandered down an alley which LunarFormer had one of his street ramps running into. Before he knew what was going on, Slagpit was trapped in LF's city mode. Eventually, the two managed to strike up a deal, and formed SLF Enterprises. Now, Slagpit is the brains of the operation and the primary director of all things that SLF Enterprises puts out. Strengths: Um, well, he's a writer.and he's deathly fanatical about his devotion to TransFormers

Weaknesses: Let's not get into that, ok? ________________________________________________________________ Name: Tracking

Allegience: Decepticon

Function: Communications/espionage

First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 3: Darkbane's Machinations

Alternate Mode: VHS Cassette

"No secrets are safe as long as they can be seen."

Tracking is the youngest of the "Enslavement" crew. He's also the troublemaker of the crew. He enjoys causing trouble, then blaming it on other crew members. Unfortunately, he also has a tendancy to perform these tricks in full view of Darkbane, thus getting himself in trouble.

Strengths: In cassette mode, he's capable of recording 900 Hours of, um, well, whatever.

Weaknesses: He has a tendancy to get himself into trouble with his fellow crew. the things he records also have a tendancy to affect his personality sometimes. Like, if he tapes several episodes of Iron Chef in a row, he has a tendancy to speek in a poorly dubbed voice and start dressing like one of the Iron Chefs. ________________________________________________________________________ Next time: Windsplit and Dustoff