TransMisfits Universe: Part 3.5
A TransFormers Fanfic
A SLF Enterprises Production
(Camera pans around a padded room. Here we find Slagpit and LF, tied up in straitjackets, drooling and muttering something sounding like "Trans." Camera pulls out from the room, and we see Wolfbane and Lifewing, Wolf looking slightly annoyed, and Lifewing smiling sweetly for the camera .)
Lifewing: Well, hello there, loyal fans.
Wolfbane: Even if that only means Cyberfrost, Z, Kath, and Albedo.
Lifewing (after playfully swatting Wolfbane on the back of the head): Hush, dear. We're here to do a special request Universe Entry for Albedo. Well, actually, those two in there would be doing it, but they are in a TransFormers overload stupor from seeing too much of the new TransFormers Armada stuff in one day.
Wolfbane: I tried to warn them, but does anyone listen to me? NOOOOOO!
Lifewing: Wolf, darling, would you please stop complaining?
Wolfbane: Oh, alright. but only because you asked so nicely, beloved.
Darkbane (from the shadows): Oh give me a break, you two. Get a room!
Wingwrath (somewhere else in the shadows): Leave them alone, Dark. Besides, can we really blame them? They haven't had a scene together for the past few chapters. Come to think of it, neither have we. . .
Darkbane (nervous tone in voice): um. . . ok, whatever you say. . . OH! um, yeah, uh. . . Well, HEY WOLF! START THE TEXT, WILL YA!
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Name: Vampiric Kiwi
Allegience: none. it was a prop, that Albedo made into a self aware character group of it's own.
Rank: Prop
First Appearance: The Wolfbane Chronicles: Spark's Love Saga: Part 2: Home is Where You Don't Belong
Alternate mode: none. they are small flightless birds. and they suck mechfluid or blood from any living thing.
"Bark Hiss" (as given by Albedo)
The Vampiric Kiwi was, essentially, a one shot joke for the members of the TRHQ, a message board Slagpit is a member of, to pick up on. Slagpit had used these in a few statements on the message board and in the chatroom it is associated with. Over time, when we needed weapons to put in Wolfbane's Trunk of stuff, we tossed one in there. we later threw one at Albedo, and she latched onto it like a lampray. she has since taken over use of the Vampiric Kiwi. Slagpit is still known to hand out Plushie Vampiric Kiwis holding Spoons to newbies at the TRHQ.
________________________________________________________________ Sparksmasher: Well, that about wraps things up for this.Flapsnap and I had to take over production since the others were getting, well,
Flapsnap: Frisky.
Sparksmasher: I was going to say a little too intimate, but I SUPPOSE a crude statement like that will suffice, idiot. See you all next time.
FlapSnap: I'm not an idiot
Sparksmasher: yes you are, now shut up.
A TransFormers Fanfic
A SLF Enterprises Production
(Camera pans around a padded room. Here we find Slagpit and LF, tied up in straitjackets, drooling and muttering something sounding like "Trans." Camera pulls out from the room, and we see Wolfbane and Lifewing, Wolf looking slightly annoyed, and Lifewing smiling sweetly for the camera .)
Lifewing: Well, hello there, loyal fans.
Wolfbane: Even if that only means Cyberfrost, Z, Kath, and Albedo.
Lifewing (after playfully swatting Wolfbane on the back of the head): Hush, dear. We're here to do a special request Universe Entry for Albedo. Well, actually, those two in there would be doing it, but they are in a TransFormers overload stupor from seeing too much of the new TransFormers Armada stuff in one day.
Wolfbane: I tried to warn them, but does anyone listen to me? NOOOOOO!
Lifewing: Wolf, darling, would you please stop complaining?
Wolfbane: Oh, alright. but only because you asked so nicely, beloved.
Darkbane (from the shadows): Oh give me a break, you two. Get a room!
Wingwrath (somewhere else in the shadows): Leave them alone, Dark. Besides, can we really blame them? They haven't had a scene together for the past few chapters. Come to think of it, neither have we. . .
Darkbane (nervous tone in voice): um. . . ok, whatever you say. . . OH! um, yeah, uh. . . Well, HEY WOLF! START THE TEXT, WILL YA!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Name: Vampiric Kiwi
Allegience: none. it was a prop, that Albedo made into a self aware character group of it's own.
Rank: Prop
First Appearance: The Wolfbane Chronicles: Spark's Love Saga: Part 2: Home is Where You Don't Belong
Alternate mode: none. they are small flightless birds. and they suck mechfluid or blood from any living thing.
"Bark Hiss" (as given by Albedo)
The Vampiric Kiwi was, essentially, a one shot joke for the members of the TRHQ, a message board Slagpit is a member of, to pick up on. Slagpit had used these in a few statements on the message board and in the chatroom it is associated with. Over time, when we needed weapons to put in Wolfbane's Trunk of stuff, we tossed one in there. we later threw one at Albedo, and she latched onto it like a lampray. she has since taken over use of the Vampiric Kiwi. Slagpit is still known to hand out Plushie Vampiric Kiwis holding Spoons to newbies at the TRHQ.
________________________________________________________________ Sparksmasher: Well, that about wraps things up for this.Flapsnap and I had to take over production since the others were getting, well,
Flapsnap: Frisky.
Sparksmasher: I was going to say a little too intimate, but I SUPPOSE a crude statement like that will suffice, idiot. See you all next time.
FlapSnap: I'm not an idiot
Sparksmasher: yes you are, now shut up.