TransMisfits Universe: Part 4
A TransFormers Fanfic
A SLF Enterprises Production
Greetings, followers! Yes, SLF Enterprises is STILL in business...it's just been a little slow lately... Slagpit, why don't you just admit you are suffering from burnout?
Slagpit: IT IS NOT BURNOUT!
Yes it is. You haven't been able to come up with anything new for Wolfbane Chronicles in a season. It's burnout, man.
Slagpit: I'll tell you when I've experienced burnout, ok? NOW JUST STICK TO YOUR ORDERS FOR THE DAY!
Fine fine...Yeah, he's cracked...anyway, LF here to bring you...wait just a click here...Slagpit, we said this issue was going to be Dustoff and Windsplit. What happened?
Slagpit: Might I direct your attention, LF, to the reviews?
"Cyberfrost: Hello! I liked the profile of the kiwis.. As I can see, does that mean FlapSnap and Sparksmasher will be next??"
And that would affect a change how?
Slagpit: Our code, LunarFormer, is that We Aim To Please. That means we do special requests. Now stop questioning me.
Oh, all right. We now bring you the SLF Enterprises TransMisfit Universe logs of our resident odd couple, Sparksmasher and FlapSnap. ________________________________________________________________________
SLF Enterprises owns all characters mentioned herein. All rights reserved by Hasbro/Takara/whoever all else for anything dealing with the main TransFormers line. ________________________________________________________________________
Name: Sparksmasher
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Doctor/Interrogator/torturer
First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 3: Darkbane's Machinations
Alternate Mode: Ambulance, Frilled lizard, Velociraptor
"Oh, stop screaming, you don't need anesthesia for an amputation....oh wait, yes you do...(snicker) WHAT? You just needed a tune up? Oh, then this one's on the house. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
On board the 'Enslavement', there is nothing worse than getting injured, because then you are at the non-existent mercy of the most loathsome of Decepticon medics, Sparksmasher. Very little is known about this bizarre creature. In an attempt to make a protoform with more than just 3 forms, the Decepticons went to one of the most insane and sadistic surgeons they had, who just happened to be this 'bot. He willingly accepted under the condition that he be the test subject. Unfortunately, a mistake made in the process left him incapable of restoring himself to robot mode. This left his mind even more of a shambles than it was to begin with, and he became legendary for performing various unnecessary surgeries on other 'mechs just for his own amusement. Both Shockwave and Megatron saw promise in this creature's bizarre sense of humor and how it could be turned to better use. He quickly rose to the rank of Chief medical officer in the Decepticon Army, as well as Torturer and Interrogation officer. The screams of pain from his willing or unwilling 'patients' are like songs of joy to him. Some suspect he has some relation to Predicon scientist/Decepticon Secret Police officer Terrantulous, but no link has been proven. Is suspected of having some hidden agenda of his own plotting against Darkbane, but no evidence has been provided to support this theory either.
Strengths: Sparksmasher has incredible finesse with small, sharp, surgeon's tools, and often even uses them as weapons. his razor sharp fangs and claws in Velociraptor mode can rip a 5 foot thick steel door to shreds in under a minute. In ambulance mode, he can reach about 100 MPH.
Weaknesses: He's insane. He is easily distracted on the battlefield by the sounds of various people in pain, which causes him to just sit back and cackle to himself. He is prone to tire blowouts in his vehicle mode due to reckless driving. Can be sent into a near catatonic depresssion at the loss of one of his "pointy bits," AKA his claws, in any of his creature modes. ________________________________________________________________________
Name: FlapSnap
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Navigator/Comic Relief
First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 1: Enter Wolfbane
Alternate Mode: Eel/bat fuzor
"Now wait a moment, I don't recall that being in the Decepticon code of laws. Let me check...What? Why are you all looking at me like that with your weapons drawn? What?"
One thing every Decepticon army needs is a fall guy. When it comes to Darkbane's dirty half dozen, that fall guy is FlapSnap. He really is just too nice to be a Decepticon, but he feels it's his duty since he comes from a long line of Decepticons. He also just happens to be the older brother of Waspinator, which doesn't really help his case much. He is unquestioningly loyal, not all that bright, and has a habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. He claims that somehow Darkbane once saved his life, and so he has pledged his life and loyalty to serving the demented would-be despot.
Strengths: He appears to be remarkably resilient to physical assault. He has a flight speed that would rival even the best baseball pitcher's fastball speed.
Weaknesses: Although resilient, his intelligence circuitry tends to get scrambled after a really good whack. He doesn't have the world's greatest luck either, or the best firepower on the force. In fact, he's generally regarded as the army's greatest joke.
A TransFormers Fanfic
A SLF Enterprises Production
Greetings, followers! Yes, SLF Enterprises is STILL in business...it's just been a little slow lately... Slagpit, why don't you just admit you are suffering from burnout?
Slagpit: IT IS NOT BURNOUT!
Yes it is. You haven't been able to come up with anything new for Wolfbane Chronicles in a season. It's burnout, man.
Slagpit: I'll tell you when I've experienced burnout, ok? NOW JUST STICK TO YOUR ORDERS FOR THE DAY!
Fine fine...Yeah, he's cracked...anyway, LF here to bring you...wait just a click here...Slagpit, we said this issue was going to be Dustoff and Windsplit. What happened?
Slagpit: Might I direct your attention, LF, to the reviews?
"Cyberfrost: Hello! I liked the profile of the kiwis.. As I can see, does that mean FlapSnap and Sparksmasher will be next??"
And that would affect a change how?
Slagpit: Our code, LunarFormer, is that We Aim To Please. That means we do special requests. Now stop questioning me.
Oh, all right. We now bring you the SLF Enterprises TransMisfit Universe logs of our resident odd couple, Sparksmasher and FlapSnap. ________________________________________________________________________
SLF Enterprises owns all characters mentioned herein. All rights reserved by Hasbro/Takara/whoever all else for anything dealing with the main TransFormers line. ________________________________________________________________________
Name: Sparksmasher
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Doctor/Interrogator/torturer
First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 3: Darkbane's Machinations
Alternate Mode: Ambulance, Frilled lizard, Velociraptor
"Oh, stop screaming, you don't need anesthesia for an amputation....oh wait, yes you do...(snicker) WHAT? You just needed a tune up? Oh, then this one's on the house. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
On board the 'Enslavement', there is nothing worse than getting injured, because then you are at the non-existent mercy of the most loathsome of Decepticon medics, Sparksmasher. Very little is known about this bizarre creature. In an attempt to make a protoform with more than just 3 forms, the Decepticons went to one of the most insane and sadistic surgeons they had, who just happened to be this 'bot. He willingly accepted under the condition that he be the test subject. Unfortunately, a mistake made in the process left him incapable of restoring himself to robot mode. This left his mind even more of a shambles than it was to begin with, and he became legendary for performing various unnecessary surgeries on other 'mechs just for his own amusement. Both Shockwave and Megatron saw promise in this creature's bizarre sense of humor and how it could be turned to better use. He quickly rose to the rank of Chief medical officer in the Decepticon Army, as well as Torturer and Interrogation officer. The screams of pain from his willing or unwilling 'patients' are like songs of joy to him. Some suspect he has some relation to Predicon scientist/Decepticon Secret Police officer Terrantulous, but no link has been proven. Is suspected of having some hidden agenda of his own plotting against Darkbane, but no evidence has been provided to support this theory either.
Strengths: Sparksmasher has incredible finesse with small, sharp, surgeon's tools, and often even uses them as weapons. his razor sharp fangs and claws in Velociraptor mode can rip a 5 foot thick steel door to shreds in under a minute. In ambulance mode, he can reach about 100 MPH.
Weaknesses: He's insane. He is easily distracted on the battlefield by the sounds of various people in pain, which causes him to just sit back and cackle to himself. He is prone to tire blowouts in his vehicle mode due to reckless driving. Can be sent into a near catatonic depresssion at the loss of one of his "pointy bits," AKA his claws, in any of his creature modes. ________________________________________________________________________
Name: FlapSnap
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Navigator/Comic Relief
First Appearance: Wolfbane Chronicles #1: Spark's Love Saga: Part 1: Enter Wolfbane
Alternate Mode: Eel/bat fuzor
"Now wait a moment, I don't recall that being in the Decepticon code of laws. Let me check...What? Why are you all looking at me like that with your weapons drawn? What?"
One thing every Decepticon army needs is a fall guy. When it comes to Darkbane's dirty half dozen, that fall guy is FlapSnap. He really is just too nice to be a Decepticon, but he feels it's his duty since he comes from a long line of Decepticons. He also just happens to be the older brother of Waspinator, which doesn't really help his case much. He is unquestioningly loyal, not all that bright, and has a habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. He claims that somehow Darkbane once saved his life, and so he has pledged his life and loyalty to serving the demented would-be despot.
Strengths: He appears to be remarkably resilient to physical assault. He has a flight speed that would rival even the best baseball pitcher's fastball speed.
Weaknesses: Although resilient, his intelligence circuitry tends to get scrambled after a really good whack. He doesn't have the world's greatest luck either, or the best firepower on the force. In fact, he's generally regarded as the army's greatest joke.