Disclaimer: I do not repeat DO NOT own Gundam wing! Shit! I don't even own the computer I'm typing on! So don't flame me or threaten to sue me because I don't even have lunch money for tomorrow! *FYI: This is my first attempt at a fan fic*

ORIGINAL CHARATERS: Name: Becky Personality: Loves Heero& has more common sense than any of the other original characters.

Name: Mal Personality: Hyper sarcastic, no common sense what so ever, chatter box and likes duo stupid often weird

Name: Lauren Personality: has more common sense than Mal Athena and Zack combined funny and often the voice of reason when not hyper

Name: Athena Personality: BLONDE! Likes Quatre and it takes a little while for the light bulb to turn on

Name: Zack Personality: Stupid and acts a lot like Duo

GUNDAM HALLOWEEN *~by: Mal~*

||Setting: In a condo in Beverly Hills LA 6:00PM AC195 October 31st in the living room Duo and Trowa are playing PS2||

Trowa: HA! *Throws controller in air* BEAT THAT MAXWELL!

Duo: WHA?! *looses to Trowa in some war game*

Heero: I don't see why you're so surprised you should be use to loosing battles by now.

Duo: hey .

*DOORBELL RINGS*

Wufei: *sitting on floor meditating* Will some one get that.

Duo: I WILL!

Zack: HEY! I WANTED TO! Duo: NO! I WILL!

Zack: NO! I WILL!

Wufei: NO! I will! Since neither of you seem to be capable.

Duo: You're no fun!

Wufei:*opens door*

Trick-or-treaters: Trick or.

Wufei: *slams door*

Becky: That's so mean! Slamming the door on innocent Trick or treaters!

Mal: Beck. they were at least 17 . beside no kids are innocent on Halloween .

*DOORBELL RINGS*

Wufei: *opens door* WHAT!?

Trick-or-treaters: *throw eggs at him*

Wufei: *slams door*

Mal: See

Wufei: I hate kids .

Lauren: WUFEI'S TURNING INTO THE GRINCH!

Duo: WHAT!? WUFEI'S TRYING TO STEAL CHRISTMAS!?

Heero: Duo no ones trying to steal Christmas .

Duo: That's just what that Christmas tree burning no joy to world singing, elf hating, none present giving, Christmas stealing Fart knocker wants you to think!?*says real fast*

Trowa: Fart Knocker?

Heero: you understood what he said?

Lauren: You guys sent Quatre to a quack but wouldn't send Duo to get a prescription for Riddlin?!

Quatre: * comes out of kitchen wearing a pink apron with a tray of cookies * anyone want a Halloween sugar cookie?

Mal: Speaking of the devil . there's the pansy himself .

Athena: He's not a pansy!

Mal: Than he must have really been paying attention in home ec!

Duo: OO! PURE SUGAR!?!*grabs tray and goes sit on the coach*

Zack: *gets bowl of Halloween candy* YUMMY SKITTLES!

Duo: *cookies half hanging out of his mouth* SKITTLES?! *grabs bowl basically playing tug of war with Zack*

Trowa: Some one sedate them or some thing .

Heero: I could do that real easily .*pulls gun out*

Trowa: I said sedate not terminate

Heero: My mistake

Lauren: Stop it you two! Those are for the trick-or-treaters!

Duo: They can go get their own damn candy!

Zack: YEAH! SO CAN YOU!

Duo: It's MINE!?

Heero: I bought it!

Zack and Duo: Shut up .

Duo: We'll split it .

Zack: *scratches head like monkey* Ok!

*doorbell rings*

Lauren: You better give them a treat!

Duo: Oh I will . Mal: *does the catholic cross signing*

Duo: *goes to refrigerator pulls some thing out and goes and opens door* Hi! Happy Halloween! Here's a hot dog for the ghost! A hot dog for the vampire and a hotdog for the Barbie!

Little girl: I'm not a Barbie! I'm Brittany Spears!

Duo: Same thing!*slams door*

Becky: That was real creative .

Mal: English to Beckish .English: That was real creative Beckish: What in the nine hells were you thinking .

Zack: The Halloween Horror Movie Marathons on! With No gay Disney PG Movies where they burst out into song every 10 minutes!

Quatre: Um . I'm not aloud to watch PG13 movies.

Duo: Oh well you're lose . *picks up remote tries to turn on TV* Hey who forgot to pay the cable bill!

Wufei: We don't live here Maxwell

Duo: OH ....

Athena: I even knew that

*lights go out*

Mal: Zack I blame you for this

Zack: I figured you would

Lauren: Some one out to get a candle

Duo: OO! OO! PICK ME!

Heero: Duo we want light not a bon fire

Wufei: I'll go get the damn candle *leaves*

*five minutes later there's a scream*

Duo mal and Zack: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! Mal and Duo: Which Witch?

Zack: THE WICKID WITCH!

Mal Duo and Zack: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

Heero: Ya'll are so immature . yet I agree

Quatre: Guys that's not funny! Wufei's in trouble!

Athena: When was the last time Wuffy ever tried to save us

Quatre: good point

Lauren: Are we just gonna sit here in sheer darkness

Mal: Well it's not like Wufei's coming back with the candle

Becky: We need something that glows in the dark .

Trowa: Duo didn't you get glow in the dark shoe laces in that cereal box this morning?

Duo: MINE!? CAN'T HAVE UM!? MINE!

Becky: Hand um over or we'll be forced to have Zack chew your foot off .

Duo: *throws shoe at Becky* FINE!?

Zack: OO! *picks up shoe swings it around like a light saber* USE THE FORCE LUKE!

Heero: Duo's not the only one who needs riddlin .

*lights come back on*

All: *scream*

On wall in blood: *your friend didn't make it out alive neither will you.*

To be continued .