Disclaimer: Same thing as usual. I don't own Digimon so here's the next
part of the story. Oh and one more thing, all songs belong to their
rightful owner later in this story and sorry if I offended any of you
people.
Part 2: It's Going to Get Worse.
The monster reared up at Ryo and gave out a mighty roar.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Uh, are you a dog or giant gorilla with sneakers?" Ryo asked, trying to lighten the mood.
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Ryo, I don't think this is a good time to chit chat with the hairy beast," Monodramon advised.
"Good idea. RUN!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
The monster also roared. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!" Then the monster chased after Ryo and Monodramon.
Wormmon, Veemon, and Guardromon woke up early and found themselves at the bar stand. Shelves full of beer behind it and wine too. The bartender asked them, "What's with the Sesame Street costumes?"
They turned around and huddle. "What does he mean Sesame Street costume?" Veemon asked.
"I knew we shouldn't have sneaked out to get some drinks in the morning!" Guardromon panicked.
"He thinks we're wearing costumes so act like we are," Wormmon implied.
They turned back around and smiled. "Uhh, we're going to do a performance in the next town," Veemon answered.
"Oh I see. Can you show a scene of it for me?" he asked.
"Uhhh, we'll do so if you get us a drink," Veemon replied.
"Fine so what can I get for you guys?" the bartender asks.
Veemon ordered, "I'll have a small glass of Tequila please."
Wormmon ordered, "Maybe some grape wine please."
Guardromon ordered, "One large glass of motor oil and add a tint of rum please." They all gave Guardromon a strange look. "What? I'm a robot. I need motor oil!"
The monster was still chasing Ryo with Monodramon running in the lead like heck. Mondramon ran to a halt at a hall with a door at the end. Monodramon opened the door and got in. Ryo finally got into the dead end hall and tried opening the door.
"Monodramon! Open the door!" he yelled.
"Sorry I forgot!" Monodramon was pulling on the door but it won't budge. "The doors lock! I can't open it!"
"WHAT?!"
The shadow of the monster crept up to Ryo and the monster roared right into his face.
"RRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Ryo waved his hand over his nose. "Ugh, bad breath. Got a mint to use?"
"GGGGGRRRRR!!!"
Ryo took out his BB gun from his back he'd been carrying on with a strap. "Okay buster! Move back or I'll shoot! I got a BB gun!"
The monster just fell over and laughed at Ryo. "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ryo saw an opportunity to run so he saw an air vent opening and opened it.
"Monodramon! I'll see you back in the bedroom!"
"Okay."
Ryo climbed into the air vent and closed it back. "Ha! You stupid monster! You can't catch me!"
The monster saw Ryo crawling away out of the air vent and went after him. "Uh-Oh."
The monster was right in the air vent and he opened his mouth to let out a spew of-
"Ha! I finished right before you Wormmon!" Veemon yelled, feeling ver proud.
"What's that noise?" Wormmon wonder.
"Don't change the subject Wormmon! Admit that I beat you!" Veemon demanded.
"No, I hear it too!" Guardromon heard. The screaming got louder.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Something dropped right out of the air vent and into the bar room. It was covered in globs of drool and didn't smell that well either.
"Ryo that's you?!" Veemon exclaimed.
"Yeah. Can somebody help me up?" Ryo asked. Guardromon went over and helped Ryo up from the puddle of drool.
"Looks like you've been slimed," Veemon commented.
"More like drooled," Ryo corrected.
The monster bashed through the ceiling and was after Ryo.
"I'll be right back guys." Ryo ran behind the bartender's counter and hid. The bartender got out from behind the counter and stand up against the monster.
"You listen to me mister! You can't just come here and scare everyone off and out of my-" The monster swallowed the bartender and spit out his red bow tie.
"Ewww, that's just gross." Wormmon squirmed.
Veemon added, "Guilmon can swallow like that too."
"Don't worry, I'll handle him!" Guardromon said bravely.
The two circled each other and watched each other, watching to see a sign of weakness in them. Then the monster shouted and declared, "Staring contest!" "What?!" Guardromon shouted.
Seeing this was ridiculous, Guardromon took the monster by the tail and started swinging the monster around. He swung the monster right out of the window hearing a large crash as glass shattered.
"Okay guys, RUN!" Guardromon picked up Ryo and ran off.
"You didn't really believe I was going to go into a staring contest with a monster like that, were you?" Guardromon asked. "I can't stand looking at a face like that!"
Veemon and Wormmon were about to run but then just noticed something.
"Hey the bartender is gone and you know what that means," Veemon noticed.
"Free beer, free wine, and free peanuts behind the counter for the taking?" Wormmon asked.
"Exactly. Come on and let's get it before someone sees us!" Veemon and Wormmon started taking all the liquor off the shelf and carrying upstairs.
Everyone was up ready and all were in the living room of the upstairs. Rika was the first one to noticed Ryo and Guardromon. "What happened to you Ryo," Rika asked.
"I was downstairs with Monodramon when there was this monster in the lobby that swallowed the butler and we both ran for our lives as it chased us. We got split up and the monster attacked me with his drool," Ryo explained. "I'll need a shower. I'll be back."
"That's a stupid story to tell," Rika replied.
"No it's true Rika! There really was a monster! It swallowed the bartender and the butler!" Guardromon explained. "I even saw it with my own eyes!"
"Look, I believe you but this place is getting creepier by the hour. I'm trying not to believe in any way of it," Rika answered.
"I wonder where's Veemon and Wormmon," Armadillomon asked.
Veemon and Wormmon came up the stairs with handful of liquor as they were talking to each other about jokes.
"So the guy says I was talking to the guy," Veemon joked.
"So are we going to have a party?" Wormmon asked, after laughing about his joke.
"Yep with lots of loud music, dancing, beer, and." Veemon suddenly bumped into someone. It was Davis.
"Veemon. What are you doing with all those liquor?" Davis asked. "And where did you get them? Did you steal them or something?"
". Something like that." Veemon gave an innocent smile at Davis. Wormmon too.
"Now you could have been caught," Ken implied. "Ever thought about that?"
"Don't worry, Ken," Wormmon assured. "The monster swallowed the bartender and we were 100% sure that he was so we stole it."
"That's it! I'm leaving! This place has bee scarring me since the time I stepped into this Inn!" Kazu exclaimed. "Monsters, phantoms, ghosts, dead samurai, evil eye, and walking knights? What's next?"
"Uh, window not opening?" Takato suggested.
"What?!"
Kazu went over to the window where Takato was and tried opening it. It was stuck. "Okay it's stuck but I'm still leaving!"
"Bet ya 10 yens he doesn't make it out," said Davis.
"You're on," T.K. replied.
Kazu ran out of the manor and was going to get out. Everyone crowded around a window to see what Kazu was going to do. Kazu was running toward the gate of the manor and running fast. Kazu stopped right in front of the gate and was about to climb over the fence but once Kazu put his hands on the bar.
"ZZZZZZAAAAPPP *crackle* ZZZZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP *crackle* ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!"
Kazu was sent flying back landing face first to the ground. Electricity was still surging a little through him. "Ow."
"Where's my yens?" Davis asked.
"Fine. I'll give you an IOU note later," T.K. replied. "I'm broke at the moment."
Everyone withdrew from the window and knew it. Takato answered, "We're dead. Someone is trying to keep us here at this manor and soon going to kill us!"
"Well I'm going to find the owner of this manor and tell him of this!" Gatomon said as she was dragging someone with her. "You too Hawkmon!"
"Aww, but I wanna go partying!" the bird shouted.
"Mou men tai, Gatomon. Mou men tai!" Terriermon warned.
"All this worrying stuff is really creeping me out," said Henry. "I'm going to go take a swim. Anybody want to come?"
"Well while some of us are going to enjoy themselves, I'm going to call the cops and probably get a hatchet to bust the electric box to the gate door," Kenta explained as he went off.
"I need to go fix up the truck from yesterday," said Guardromon. "I'll be back for lunch."
"And we Digimon will just go get a drink of liquor," said Veemon. "Come on guys! Party in my room!"
"Veemon don't you dare let anyone get into my belongings!" Davis shouted as all the Digimon ran off to Veemon's party.
Henry was under the water of the pool and enjoying himself. Kazu, Davis, Cody, T.K., and Ryo were all going swimming too. The inside swimming pool was huge and deep. Davis was just joking around in the pool and popping up on everyone with a shark fin.
"BOO!"
"Davis! Stop doing that," Cody shouted. "We're here to enjoy and not to be scared!"
"Well sorry but isn't scarring people fun?"
"Not for the person who's BEING scared by that other person!"
"Hey Kazu. You know that girl Rika on your team? Is she you know. interesting?" Davis asked.
"Interesting? The only interesting thing about her is that she can thrash you in a matter of seconds!" Kazu answered. "Why you ask?"
"She's kind of cute."
"Cute? Look Davis, Kari is cute but Rika is just scary."
"Yeah well, I'm just starting to get tire of Kari now. Kari's now like old spice and Rika, she's more like the new hot chilly pepper spice for me!"
Kazu seemed very confused. "Uhhh, whatever you say."
T.K. heard the whole thing. "Guess the frontier is ready for me to move in finally."
"Kazu why are you laying out water mines in the pool?" Henry asked. "I think one of the one with the spikes on it is cutting into my leg."
"Water mines?" Kazu asked. "I didn't use or even bought any."
"Well if it's not your water mine, then-" suddenly Henry got pulled down into the water below in the deep end of the pool.
"Did he meant to do that?" Ryo wondered.
"Ten yens he's faking it," Davis offered.
Bubbles risen up and splashing was occurred. After a few seconds, Henry finally got some air but looks like he was struggling with something under there. Henry yelled, "Kazu! Toss me one of your dagger now!"
"No way am I tossing you a dagger!" Kazu replied. "It'll get all rusty!"
"KAZU!!"
"All right then!" Kazu took out a can of spray that said "Water Proof Coating" and he sprayed it on to one of his dagger and then he'd tried to fan it a little. Ryo got a little impatient. "Just give that Kazu."
Ryo grabbed the dagger right out of Kazu's hand. "Ow! I cut myself!" Ryo finally tossed the dagger to Henry.
Henry caught the dagger and went back underwater to face whatever was holding him. Water was turning and splashing as bubbles come up from below the pool then finally Henry got out.
"What was it?"
"A snake?"
"A Boa Constrictor?"
"Is my dagger alright? I hope you didn't chip it."
Henry pulled something long and green out of the water. "It's a hose."
They all had sweatdrops hanging down the side of their head except Henry. ". A hose?"
"Yeah it got tangled around my foot but I don't know what was biting me."
Kazu just ran up to Henry in the water and took back his dagger. "You made us worry all because of a hose?! I expect this kind of behavior from Davis."
"Hey! I heard that Kazu!"
Kazu then hurt himself with his dagger. " Ow! I cut myself with my dagger."
"That happened to the same thing as I did," Ryo implied. "You better get out of the water Kazu before."
Blood started seeping out through the little cut. "Great I'm bleeding."
Just then, something small and gray but had giant sharp teeth jumped out of the water and bit a chunk right out of Kazu's dagger.
"What the- My dagger! What kind of thing can do that to a stainless steel dagger?"
"It's a piranha! RUN!" Henry quickly got out of the water but Kazu was thinking about getting revenge back on that little piranha. "Hey you little measly fish! Try breaking my things again and you'll be fish on a dagger when I'm done with you!"
"Kazu this isn't the time," said Henry as the others help dragged him out of the water.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! And Guilmon will be eating you for supper after I'm done with you!" Kazu noted to the piranha.
"Doesn't this guy ever give up?" Davis asked.
"Not when you mess with his stuff he doesn't really," Henry answered as they left the poolroom, dragging an angry Kazu out. "We should go tell the others and get out of this place. I hope Kenta got the gates to open."
"Kenta, do you really have to do this?" MarineAngemon asked. MarineAngemon didn't go to the party because you have to be at least a foot tall to drink. "I don't think it's really that safe to use an axe on an electrical security pad-lock."
"You got any better idea to get the gate opened?" Kenta asked.
"No."
"Kenta, I think it's best if you don't use an axe," Ken suggested.
Kenta ignored MarineAngemon and Ken as he struck the security lock with the axe.
"I think I should just cover my eyes since Henry's not here to do that for me," said Suzie, as she covered her eyes. "This is going to be very violent."
"ZZZZAAAAPPPP!!! *crackle* *pop* ZZZZZZZZAAAPPP!!!"
Kenta was obviously blown back from the electrical shock and landed on his back a few feet away from the pad. "Ow."
Guardromon was looking at the truck and fixing it with help of Yolei. She was checking under the truck for any damages. Guardromon was obviously not doing too well. "Yolei can you come up and help me with this?"
Yolei got out from under. "Sure, why not? What's the problem with the-"
The whole entire engine of the truck was scrambled. It looked like a box full of car parts in it with tubes and wires strung out like worms. "Guardromon! What did you do?"
"I don't really know. I was looking at the manual and it said that goes there and that to that."
Yolei looked at the book. "Guardromon." Yolei groaned. "You're looking at it upside down!"
"Oh. Sorry!"
"Let see if the owner is behind this door?" Gatomon asked as she swung the door opened.
"Nothing!" Hawkmon exclaimed. "Except that broom in the corner."
"Yeah," Gatomon said as she tried the next door. "A cauldron?"
"Well that's, unusual." Hawkmon replied.
Hawkmon opened the next door to find something he didn't like and closed it quickly. "Nothing here. Just a black horny cat in there who wants to eat something *gulp* like me."
Gatomon rolled her eyes. "Just open the next door."
Hawkmon opened the next door to find something he didn't like either as he hastily shut it and had his heart pounding with his whole face looking blank.
"What is it Hawkmon?" Gatomon asked.
Hawkmon just gave out grunts, moans, growls, and squeaks trying to say something. "G-g-g-g-a, no, T-t-the, ga, it, no o-o-o-open, it. big-g-g w-w- w-wi-i."
"Guess I'll just have to open it since the bird isn't going to talk," Gatomon said as she opened it. When she opened it, she saw a. "Okay. I should have listen to the clues of the items in the other doors."
"IT'S A WITCH!!!" Hawkmon finally was able to scream as he grabbed Gatomon by the tail and ran down the hall like a lunatic.
"Why do we have to go get more beer?" Patamon complained. Veemon also accompanied him too. They were walking down the hall toward the bar room.
Veemon answered, "Because we were the one who drank the last two bottles."
"Oh."
They turned to their left to an opened doorway to find themselves in the kitchen but there was something different. "There's something strange about this room, Patamon" said Veemon. "Seems different. It's empty without a sink, fridge, stove, or table."
"Wrong room?" Patamon wondered. Suddenly, the door behind them closed. The walls to their left and right suddenly had spikes coming out of it and closing in on them.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!! The walls are going to crush us!" Patamon screamed.
The both of them held each other in fear and trembled. Veemon shouted to Patamon with fear, "Though this is the right time to say it. I LOVE YOU Patamon!"
Patamon just glared at Veemon in a stern way and said, "Thank you so much for ruining the last few seconds of my life before I'm slowly crushed to death with you!"
Suddenly, a trap door opened beneath them and they fell through it. "AAAGGGHHH!!!"
They landed on each other in a dark room beneath this 'kitchen'. "Oh. my spine." Veemon quivered pain from the landing.
"Your spine? What about my large floppy ears!?" Patamon yelled.
"Patamon. about that uh. I love you thing."
"I know! I know! You just wanted to say that to someone before you die in a deadly way," Patamon answered. "You probably wished it was from Gatomon."
"Actually I was wanting to say it to that foxy Renamon." Veemon dreamily said. Suddenly, they were hit behind the head in a sharp pain and then saw blackness.
Kazu, Ryo, Davis, Henry, T.K., and Cody ran into the library wearing their regular clothes now, where Kari, Rika, and Takato were with another butler and a maid in there. Kazu noticed Takato on the far-left side of the big library. Kazu called out, "Takato! Hey!"
Takato turned around to see the four other boys. "Kazu? What are you guys doing here? I thought you guys were going to go swimming."
"Yeah well, our time was bitten off short," Kazu answered. "By a piranha made of metal!"
"Piranha? Why would there be a piranha in the pool?" Takato asked.
"Someone who's trying to murder me?"
Takato thought it over, "Hmmm. maybe with you being the most annoying. If you guys don't have anything to do, you can help us look for something."
"Like what?"
"We're looking for a map to get out of this place," Kari answered. "Can one of you go find a phone in this library to call the cops or someone. We need to report about these 'strange' things going on. Especially those murders."
"I'll go help Rika," Davis said as he dashed off, looking for Rika.
"I'll go find a phone," Ryo volunteered as the maid followed him. Henry, T.K., and Cody decided to just go help look for the map. Davis was trying to help Rika and get to know her better. "So. Are you interested in anyone now?"
"Don't you have anyone else to work your charm on?" Rika asked.
"Well."
Suddenly they heard a loud gunshot and a thump not too far in the library. "That sounds like it was at where Ryo is!" Rika recognized.
"Let's go!" Davis charged.
Everyone got to the phone in the library to find the maid was down and shot dead. "Oh my god! What happened?" Rika asked as Davis and Rika came up.
Cody went to check the maid's pulse in her wrist. "She's dead. I'm touching a dead person! Ewww!"
"That's not really mature Cody," said Kari.
"Sorry."
"That's real blood, right?" Kazu asked. "If it is, move away so I can start vomiting, wheezing, coughing, and stuff."
"No it's ketchup Kazu," Takato answered sarcastically. "There's a small gapping hole in her back with ketchup running down from it. You're happy?"
"No. Excuse me," Kazu started running off to find a bathroom in the library.
Where's Ryo?" T.K. asked.
Ryo came running up with his BB gun strapped on to his back. Ryo came up to see the maid. "Whoa! What happened to the maid?"
Cody went behind Ryo to see his BB gun. "It's been discharged! He's the murderer!"
"Get him!" Davis shouted.
All of them jumped Ryo and restrained him. "Get his gun before he hit one of us!" T.K. warned.
Ryo's gun was tossed aside, hitting little Cody in the way, as T.K. and Davis were restraining Ryo against the ground by the arm with Henry holding his legs down.
"Ryo! What did you do to that maid?!" Rika demanded.
"But I- she- I. What are you talking about?!" Ryo muttered out.
"You murdered that maid and your BB gun was discharged," Kari pointed out.
"But I didn't do it! My gun was-"
"I wonder what Kazu and Kenta are going to say about this?" Takato wondered. "They'll be heart broken by this, seeing their hero drag off by the police in that show, COPS." He then started humming to the tune of that show.
"Should I punch him in the stomach?" Davis asked.
"Why not?" T.K. answered.
Davis was just about to until Cody shouted out. "WAIT!!!"
Everyone turned around to see Cody with a bloody bullet between his two finger and his finger were bloody obviously because he picked the bullet out of the maid's back.
"Guys, this is a different type of bullet then the kind Ryo use for his BB gun," Cody explained. "Ryo's innocent."
"You actually touched it?" Davis asked.
"Well, I had to get over the whole 'dead' thing and I forced my hand to get that bullet out of her back with the blood oozing out and the flesh-"
"Too much info! I don't need to imagine that in my head and vomit with Kazu!"
"What about his BB gun being discharged like you said," said Kari.
"Well I was trying to explain until you guys tried to bust me up against the ground," said Ryo. "On my way to get to the phone, I found out the phone needed to be paid with a quarter so I had to go get one and the reason why my gun was discharged because on way back, I was shooting this rat who was lingering around."
Oh so then who did it?" Rika asked.
Suddenly they heard a loud thump from the other side of the library. "What was that?" Cody wondered.
"Ryo, Cody, you stay here and call the police," T.K. ordered as they ran toward the sound of the thump, leaving Ryo and Cody behind.
Kari, Rika, Davis, Takato, Henry, and T.K. came over to find the butler face down to the ground with a dagger in the back of him. Davis looked and examined the dagger in the back of the butler. "I think it was suicide."
"Suicide!? How can it be suicide when you have a dagger in your back?! You can't kill yourself with a dagger by yourself!!" T.K. answered, slapping Davis in the back of the head.
"Ow! At least we don't have to say that the butler did it because it's always the butler's fault!" Davis noticed.
Henry took the dagger out and examined it to see something carved into it. "Guys there's carving into the handle of the dagger." He looked closer. "It's Kazu's!"
"Kazu?!" They all yelled. Suddenly Kazu came running, looking sort of sick but fine. "Someone called me?"
"Get him!" Davis charged as everyone else did also.
"AAGGHH!! Hey what gives?!" Kazu asked.
"Kazu must be the real murderer!" said Rika.
"What?! Rika I know you're a crazier then a catfish but this really takes the cake! You're crazier than a horny psychopathic maniac! I'm no murderer!"
"Then what's this?" Henry showed the dagger to Kazu seeing his name carved in there. "So that's where my other dagger went."
"Yeah, right into that butler's back, killing him!" Davis shouted.
"Look! Right after I just saw the maid dead, I said I'm going and I went to the bathroom-"
"And while you got out of the bathroom, you decided to end this old guy's life, didn't you?!" Davis answered.
"You idiotic stupid Davis! In the TV shows you always act like an idiot! Let me finish my story!" Kazu yelled.
Davis gave a punch at Kazu in the side of the face. "Ow! Anyway, after I got out of the bathroom, I was walking and I saw this bat and I hate bats so I threw that dagger that Henry is holding at me right now. Henry put it down! So I guess the real murderer must have took my dagger."
"We don't really see any proof," Kari claimed.
"Look, I don't think any of us are the real killer or the murderer," said Takato as he and Ryo came running up. "We're just kids and why would we be killing anyone?"
"See! At least he believes I'm innocent!" Kazu proclaimed. "But I think Rika can be a possible suspect of being a murderer."
"Why you little." said Rika as she was about to slap Kazu silly.
"See! See! She's trying to kill me!" Kazu shouted.
"Any luck getting a connection with the cops?" Takato asked Ryo.
"Hate to break it to you guys but, the phone is dead," Ryo answered. "We even tried all the other phones but they're all dead."
"Not good." said Henry. "We should all get the others including the Digimon to the kitchen so we can tell of this. Having monsters and phantoms are normal things to me since I met Digimons but a murderer is new to me. Everyone meet in the kitchen in about thirty minutes, Okay?"
"But what about the bodies?" Kazu asked.
"Let's just ignore it."
Everyone agreed and went off to get the Digimon and the rest of the kids. In about thirty minutes, everyone was in the kitchen and some of them were already enjoying themselves to lunch. Davis was the last one to enter the kitchen. "I can't find Veemon. I wonder where he is?"
"I can't find Patamon either," T.K. responded. "I think they got caught."
"The two of them were sent out to go get some more beers but never came back," Renamon recalled.
"Look, we have to go and find this murderer before it finds us and while we're at it, we can look for Veemon and Patamon and some sort of way to communicate with the outside world because the phone is dead," Takato explained. "We all need some kind of weapon to defend our selves in case we get into a jam with this murderer. The Digimon don't really need one."
"I got a knife," said Kazu.
"I have a gun," Ryo claimed. "Well, a BB gun to be precise."
"I have a wrench," Kenta held up.
"I broke a lead pipe off that I can use," said Davis as water dripped down to his foot from the sink.
"I got myself a candlestick holder," said Cody.
"Rope," T.K. showed.
"Guys we're here find a murderer, not to play the board game 'Clue'," Takato stopped. "I think we should split up into two and head out but some of us boys will have to accompany you girls. Sorry about that Rika, not that I think you're weak and all but. please don't hurt me!"
Davis ran quickly to Rika's side. "Dibs on Rika!" Davis yelled. Rika just answered with a puzzled face.
"You're no fun," Davis pouted as T.K. and Davis were walking down the hall.
"Does it look like fun?" T.K. asked in response. "I wanted to pair up with Kari but since the rest of the group decided it's best if I go with you to annoy you on this search."
"How swell is that." Davis muttered.
"Well at least we're not stuck on search outside like Guardromon and Armadillomon. Can you believe it's raining outside in the afternoon like cats and dogs?"
Aww, why did we have to be stuck out here to search?" Guardromon asked. "I'll rust out here in a matter of minutes."
The rain was pouring down hard with thunder banging out in the sky. Armadillomon was walking behind Guardromon around the front part of the Inn to check for anything not normal there.
"I'm so bored." Guardromon complained.
"Hey I got an idea!" Armadillomon cheered. "I can roll up into a ball and you can use me as a soccer ball."
"Okay," Guardromon cheered. "But wouldn't you get hurt easily because of my metal foot?"
"Nah, I got a hard shell, and plus I want to test my endurance and see how long I'll stay conscious before I'll blackout from the pain."
"Uh. Okay!"
Armadillomon rolled up into a ball and Guardromon was kicking him around the front of yard as you can hear little yelps coming from Armadillomon saying "Ow! Ow!Ow!"
Guardromon was kicking the ball around the corner and when he did, he was in front of a very tall, metal-eating, rusty old, metal-looking dinosaur. Guardromon freaked as Armadillomon uncurled and looked to see why he stopped.
"Why you stopped Guardromon? I was having- Oh my god! What the heck is that?!"
"That's the machine eating tyrannosaurus! I'm too young to be eaten!" Guardromon shivered as stroke of lightning crackled. "AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!" Guardromon then ran away leaving Armadillomon.
"Ha! I don't have to worry because I'm not made of metal or machine," said Armadillomon.
"He also likes shell Digimon for dessert," Guardromon added.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" Then the both of them ran off, screaming their head's off as they ran through the rain like a bunch of lunatics with a monster behind them.
"So how'd you beat the D-Reaper?" Kari asked.
"It was easy," Kazu told. "Me and Guardromon whacked that D-Reaper a few times like a piñata till it fell but of course though Takato and the others helped, I did most of the-"
Suddenly, about two suits of armored knights jumped in front Kazu. One of them was carrying a huge axe and one with large heavy sword.
"Aww, man, do I have to face you guys again?" Kazu asked in complaint.
"Let's just run the other way?" Kari suggested.
"Good idea," Kazu agreed. "Kiss my sorry butt good-bye you rusty old knight!"
"Kazu! Don't taunt the knights!"
The knights then started chasing both Kari and Kazu down a hall, swinging their weapons at them. The knights chased Kari and Kazu down many halls until they chased them down into a hall full of knights. Kazu skidded to a halt. "Aww, shoot!"
"These knights are like wolves," Kari claimed. "Wolves use this kind of strategy to trap down their prey."
"Well, if these guys want a hunt," Kazu said, as he unsheathe his sword. "They're going have to hunt another of us because they're metal butt is going to get whooped!"
Yolei and Cody were walking down a dark hall way slowly, watching everything around them, and being cautious. Cody had his kendo stick while Yolei had a golf club in her hand. Suddenly, Yolei heard something move behind her.
"Don't move Cody," Yolei ordered. Cody stopped in his place as Yolei turned around and struck whatever it was behind her hard on the head. The figure fell to the ground in the light revealing to be Davis.
"Ow." then Davis blacked out.
"Oops! Sorry Davis." Suddenly, a shadow moved in front of Cody and he too, struck that shadow in the head. Turns out to be T.K.
"Ow! Ow!! Ow!!! Cody can't you see it's me?" T.K. asked.
"Oh, sorry."
T.K. looked down at Davis who blacked out. "I told him not to follow you Yolei, even though I told him you were carrying a golf club."
Kenta and MarineAngemon were moving around in the attic, slowly, being careful of their steps. They looked to the left, to the right, and in front of them to see if there was anything around them. Kenta quivered in fear, "MarineAngemon, You see anything?"
"No."
Then a huge shadow cast upon them with red glowing eyes, screaming out like a banshee. Kenta and MarineAngemon screamed and ran.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
The two scared little guys ran out of the attic, running down the stairs, passing the hallway, insanely, where Monodramon and Guilmon were standing with a handful of water balloons.
"Man, if Kenta and MarineAngemon keeps running around one place to another, we'll never get to prank them," said Guilmon.
"Yeah, you're right," Monodramon answered. "You know we make a great team, though we didn't get Kenta this time."
"Hmm, back to the drawing board," said Guilmon as the two of them decided to walk away. "Got another prank to pull on Kenta?"
"No not really."
"Oh! I know one!"
"Does it involves with peanut butter?"
"Yes."
"Then no. Sorry."
Veemon opened his eyes seeing a blurry vision and then it started to clear. He was in a dark dungeon lit up by the torches. He then found himself being chained up to the wall by his arm. "This isn't good."
"Well you finally woke up," said Patamon. He too was chained up but by the waist. "Hey look over there! There's Kazu and Kari."
Looking across the room, there was Kari and Kazu, also chained against the wall.
"How did you guys get down here?" Veemon asked.
"Knights. I hate knights. Must kill knights." Kazu muttered.
"Well, we were trapped down by the knights and Kazu was going to fight against them all," Kari recalled.
"And?"
"I WILL GET MY RREEEVVEEEGGEEE!!!" Kazu shouted, dramatically, as they all sweatdropped.
"Let's just say they had an advantage due to only two of us against a dozen of them," Kari finished. "Plus the sword he used was actually a plastic one."
"Plastic?" Veemon said, not believing it.
"I guess Kazu isn't taking his defeat that well," said Patamon.
Then a tall, bulky, muscle-tighten, guy walked into the room with an executioner hood on and a large battle axe hanging on his back. "Okay! Which one of you ready for some torturing?! Who was the one who was doing all the loud-"
"YOU KNIGHTS BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF NEXT TIME BECAUSE I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!" Kazu yelled once again as Veemon, Patamon, and Kari all pointed toward him.
The executioner walked toward Kazu and looked at him, dead into the eyes. "You! You'll go first!!!" He pointed to one of the torturing device that stretch their limbs until they can't take it any more.
"Ready for a world of pain?"
Kazu looked over to see the device. "Is this going to hurt?"
"It won't hurt. much! Hehhehehe."
"Will it cure my back problem I got yesterday?"
"Why not try it and you'll answer your problem yourself."
Gatomon and Hawkmon were working together with also Ken and Wormmon as they opened an old creaking door. They looked in and Hawkmon turned on the light with a click. The room was filled with all sorts of junk that were either broken or old.
"What is this place?" Gatomon wondered.
Ken looked back outside at the door sign. "It's the 'Junk' room. Probably stuff they want to throw out."
"Hey, look at what Hawkmon found," Wormmon exclaimed.
Hawkmon presented on his little hand a doll. It was an old girly doll with a nice blue and white checkered dress with big round blue eyes. "Looks pretty old fashion."
Hawkmon tested out the little pin in the back of the doll as he pulled it back and let it go. The string started to pulled back and the doll murmured. "Momma!"
Wormmon started. "I'm not your momma!"
"Relax Wormmon," Ken assured. "It's what the doll was programmed to say. I've seen my younger cousin play with one of these. They say other stuff. Here Hawkmon, pull it again."
"As you wish," Hawkmon obeyed, as he pulled the string again.
"Momma!"
"See?" Ken said. "Sometimes they say the same thing or another phrase. It's completely harmless."
"I don't know guys, but are those eyes moving or something?" Gatomon asked. "Because if they are. Hiiissssss!!!"
"Calm down Gatomon," Ken stopped. "It's just the craftsmanship of the doll. That's just natural."
Gatomon still didn't believe so she started hissing again and wanting to scratch its eye out.
"Hiiisssss!!"
"Pull it again, Hawkmon," Ken said again.
Hawkmon did so again as the doll murmured, "Momma."
"See?" Ken grinned.
The doll continued ". I'm gonna get you."
The antennae on Wormmon's head stood up straight. "WHHHAAAA!! Did you hear?! It's gonna get me!!"
"Relax. It must be another message," Ken assured once again, also puzzled by this. "Pull it again."
Hawkmon did so. ".With a fly swatter for the worm."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Wormmon screamed as he ran out through the door.
"See I told you it's evil!" Gatomon hissed.
".And for the kitty, a dog with razor sharp blood covered teeth!" the doll shouted.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gatomon followed the same way as Wormmon.
"Guys!" Ken called after them.
"I don't know about you Ken but I'm getting out of here!" Hawkmon shouted as he too ran out. "Before it say 'with a swooping eagle to eat me'!!! I'm afraid of birds bigger than me!!!"
Ken was then all by himself. "This doesn't take a genius."
He too ran out and left the possessed doll lying there.
Suzy and Lopmon stepped into view as they giggled. "Fooled them."
Davis and T.K. were wandering around this maze labyrinth for hours outside until they found themselves to be completely. lost. T.K. finally fell down and took a rest from the search. "Davis we've been wandering around this place for very long time. It's getting dark and if we wander any longer, we can get even more lost. I think we should rest here for the night."
"Good idea I guess," Davis agreed. "We'll tell them later we got lost and couldn't make it back. You sleep on that side of the wall and I'll sleep here."
"Whatever."
They fell asleep silently but then T.K. felt a light tapping on his back. "Davis not now. I'm sleeping here."
He then opened his eyes to see someone else rather than Davis. "Uh-oh." It was tall, muscular, Axe man with a rusty looking axe in his hand. "GGRRR!!!"
"AAAHHHH!!!" T.K. got up and ran to Davis. "Davis! Davis wake up! The murderer is here!"
"Not now. Five more minutes please." Davis snored.
T.K. grabbed Davis by the back of jacket on the collar and dragged him quickly to get out of this place. "Davis I know you'll hate me for waking you up but you'll thank me later for saving your butt!" T.K. and Davis then ran through the hedge maze.
The ax man roared, "Fools! No one can hear you scream within this maze! HAHAHA!!! No one!"
There was a faint girlish scream, heard in the background.
"I meant loudly!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!" The same scream was heard but louder.
"Shut up! Stop trying to make your point!" He then ran off, chasing the two with his large filthy ax.
Ryo and Rika were walking down the stairs also searching too. "So what are we going to do when we find this murderer?" Ryo asked.
"First off, I'm going to show him not to mess with my vacation time," said Rika.
"Sheesh Rika, kind of harsh on him, isn't it?" Ryo asked.
"And I thought you be the tough one," said Rika, giving him a light push.
"No, you," Ryo replied, also giving a slight push.
"You."
"You!"
"You!"
Rika then pushed Ryo so hard, he fell off the side of the stairs and started falling down the stairs, tumbling and bruising himself at the time. "Oh! Ow! Son of a-! Yow! Ah!"
Then finally he stopped and crashed into a bookshelf full of books. "Ow. Glad that's over."
Then he heard a slight squeaking to see the bookshelf was leaning down toward him and was going to fall on him. "Oh no. This is going to hurt."
CRRAASSHHH!!!!
The dust was starting to clear and Rika ran toward Ryo to help him. "Ryo! You okay?" Rika asked. Rika pushed the bookshelf off of Ryo to find him okay.
"I'm okay for the moment," answered Ryo. "But I think something cracked." He stood up and heard a crackling sound in his back. "I think that was my back."
"Hey what's this?" Rika saw a book opened with a picture of the Nightmare Manor. She picked it up and started to read it. "Whatcha reading?" Ryo asked.
"Well, supposedly, this manor use to belong to a man name Monty de Cool till he died in 1959 when this place was later claimed to be haunted."
"We already knew that."
"The reason why it was haunted because supposedly Monty de Cool was to be married but never did because he died and thrive to have a wife."
"Freaky."
"But look here it says that it was reestablished later and another heir of the Cool family took it named Mondovarious de Cool. Later he was found dead in this house with a knife in his back in 1964. No one claimed to know what happen."
"Freakier."
"Monto de Cool then took his father's home and lived all by himself in this manor till 1978 when he then died of an unknown way."
Beyond Freakiest thing of all."
"Not really. Finally, Marllinion Cool took the manor but then moved out of this house and claimed it to be haunted by his great grandfathers and shut it down. Wait a minute, if this manor was shut down, how can it be when we're in here?"
"That's it, my stomach is feeling a bit quizzy."
"We better tell the others!" Rika suggested as she ran off to the lobby.
Ryo was limping behind. "Rika! Slow down! I have a bad back right now. Ow!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWOOOOUUUCCCHHH!!!" Kazu yelped as his limbs were being stretched. "Hey that felt good."
"You've been saying that for over an hour!" the executioner raged.
"Yeah well it does," Kazu replied. "Got a problem with?"
"Yeah I do!" The executioner whistled, obviously trying to call someone else. "Dude! Bring over a tape player with that mix tape!"
Another guy in a hood came running in with a tape player and the mix tape. He put the mix tape in and put the headphones on Kazu. The executioner looked at the other guy in the hood. "So what are you watching on TV?"
"Japan's Most Wanted Criminals," the guy replied.
"Am I on there?"
"No, but I am! They were talking about the time I shot that guy at Las Vegas and then burying him! And the time I became a serial killer. The time I-"
"I hate you."
"I know." He then ran back to watch his TV shows.
"What? You're going to bore me to death with a self help tape?" said Kazu. "Ha! Do your worse!"
"With pleasure." Then he pressed the play button and it played.
"Wait a minute. I recognized this- AAAHHH!!! NO NOT THIS! AAAGGHHH!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"What is he listening to make him go crazy like that?" Patamon asked.
"HAHAHA!!! That mix tape is by Britney Spears! The song he's hearing is "You Drive Me Crazy". HAHAHA! Enjoy."
"I don't even like listening to that kind of music either," Kari added. "It even drives me crazy."
"THIS MUST BE THE WORST TORTURE OF ALL!!! AAAGGGHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!" Kazu screamed and kicked but he couldn't stop the music because his arm was strapped down. "AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! NOT EVEN SUPERMAN CAN WITSTAND THIS!!! WHERE'S GUADROMON WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST RIGHT NOW!?!?"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" Guardromon was sleeping and snoring loudly in Kazu's bedroom with Armadillomon on his head, also snoring too. There was a knock on the door and Takato came in. "Kazu you there?"
The two were still asleep and Takato noticed Armadillomon was kicking in his sleep as it mumbled something. "No, not that! Anything but that."
Takato came in and tried to wake it up. "Hey, I know an armadillo has its need but wake up."
"No! No! NO!!" Armadillomon jerked up and head butt Takato right into the eye.
"Ow!!"
"Huh? Oh I'm terribly sorry Takato but I had a nightmare," Armadillomon replied.
"About what?"
"Having to go to the circus."
"The circus?"
"I hate clowns."
"Oh."
"You sure you'll be fine since I hurt you?"
"Don't worry. I don't think a small guy like you can do any serious damage to me with a small simply head butt into the eye."
"ZZZZZ-Huh? Oh hi Takato. We were just taking a break," Guardromon claimed.
"Yeah, sure," said Takato. "Have you seen Kazu yet?"
"No not really," the robot replied. "I expected to find him in hear but he wasn't. I'm kind of worry."
"Yeah I know," answered Takato. "Some of the others didn't come back like Veemon, Patamon, Kari, Kazu, Davis, T.K, Rika, Ryo, Monodramon, and Guilmon. Some of the rest of us are sleeping in our room now."
"That many? And Guilmon too." Guardromon said being, surprised.
Suddenly, Rika and Ryo came up behind Takato with a book in their hand. "Takato we found something and we need to tell the others, now!"
"Sure! I'll go wake up the others," Takato ran off and went to wake up the others.
"Takato, what happen to your eye?" Rika asked.
"Huh?" Takato looked into the desk mirror. "Aww man."
"Your eye is going to swell up like a grape by tomorrow," Rika laughed.
"Ha ha, very funny."
Guardromon stood up and still had Armadillomon on his head. "Hey uh, what happened to Calumon and Impmon?"
In one room of the Inn, there was room filled with famous art works. All delicate and fragile. all beautiful to some who agreed. except Impmon.
"Ha! This guys in the picture looks like he needs a mustache!" Impmon suggested as he dipped his brush in the paint and then painted a mustache, in pink. "Perfect!"
He jumped to a statue with that was white with the top part of a human with no face on it and no ears. Impmon thought hard and got an idea. He then scribbled paint on it quickly and when he moved out of the way, it was now a statue of a Spiderman's head. "Nice. So far this must be the best."
He hoped to another painting with a scenery of a street of Hollywood with a white wall. Impmon delicately, got purple and wrote of that wall in the painting "Impmon was here!" making it look like it was part of the mural.
"I'm so evil." Impmon grinned.
"Hey Impmon!"
"Huh?"
Impmon turned around to see Calumon. "Whatcha doing?" Calumon asked.
"Repainting all these pictures," Impmon answered.
"Why?" Calumon asked.
Because they're ugly."
"Why?"
"I don't like them."
"Why?"
"I don't know. It makes me sick to my stomach."
"Why?"
"Is that the only word you know?" Impmon asked.
"No but can I help?" Calumon asked.
"Sure, why not?" Impmon answered. "Knock yourself out with a spray can or two."
Guilmon and Monodramon jumped into the room and started fighting each other. "No I wanted to use peanut butter!" Guilmon shouted.
"No! Peanut butter won't work in our next plan to prank Kenta!" Monodramon replied. The both of them started fighting and then they left the room.
"Well that seemed." Calumon couldn't find the word he wanted to say.
"Pointless?" Impmon suggested.
"How about we just leave and they'll just do the work for us?" Calumon suggested.
"Okay." Impmon and Calumon left and went back to their friends.
"OH GOD!! WHEN WILL THIS MUSIC EVER STOP!?!? MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!! AAAGGGGHHHH."
The executioner looked at his watched. "It'll be over right about.now."
The music stopped and Kazu finally stopped yelling. "Phew! Glad that's over."
"Not really."
"Huh? What the- AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! THIS IS EVEN WORST THAN THE FIRST ONE!!! STOP THE MUSIC!!! STOP NOW!!! NOW!!!"
"This one must be a lot worse than the first one," Kari theorized.
"It is," answered Patamon. "I can hear it with my big ears."
"What is it?" Veemon asked.
"Spice Girls," the executioner answered. "It's the Spice Girls best song: Wannabe. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigzag ah." The executioner was singing and dancing along with the tune that he can remember.
"American music must really be bad," Veemon predicted.
"THIS SONG IS GOING TO MAKE ME DEAF AT THE END!!!"
"But there's more," the executioner remembered. "After this, there's Ricky Martin's Living Lavida Loca, and maybe I'll even add that purple dinosaur's sing-along songs too. What was that guys name? Oh yeah, Barney the Dinosaur."
Everyone just cringed at sound of that name. Kazu was now screaming like a idiot. "STOP! STOP! STOP! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"You know, at the beginning, this was funny but at the end, it's just sad," Veemon noticed.
"Very, very, very sad," Patamon added. "Hope he survives."
"I CAN'T STAND IT!!! SOMEONE JUST TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!! AAAAGGGGGHHH!!!"
Suddenly, there was a lot of crashing and bumping occurring on the other side of the wall. Patamon put his ear against the wall.
"Sounds like, someone is fighting." said Patamon. "Sounds like Guilmon and Monodramon."
Veemon punched a hole into the stone wall and looked through it. He saw two dinosaurs like Digimon pushing, striking, punching, and clawing at each other. With the occasional fireballs blowing out of their mouths at each other.
"Pyro Sphere!"
"Crack Bite!"
"Uh-oh! Move out of the way!" Veemon yelled as they moved. Suddenly, the wall that was holding Veemon chained up suddenly burst opened with two crazy dinosaurs going at each other for the throat.
"Peanut butter!"
"No!"
"Peanut butter!"
"No!"
"Peanut butter!"
"Never!"
"Pyro Sphere!"
Guilmon unleashed his attack and knocked down Monodramon right through the other wall. Monodramon picked himself up. "Oh yeah? Get ready for this! Monodramon Matrix Digivolution to. Cyberdramon!"
"Uh-oh. Where's Takato when you need him?" Guilmon muttered as he was about to get his butt whooped. Cyberdramon began his attack. "Desolation Claw!"
Guilmon was thrown toward Kazu on the torture device and broke Guilmon's fall, and the torture device.
"Alright I'm free!" Kazu cheered as he took off the headphones. "And no more listening to horrible music like that, ever again!"
"Hey! You broke that equipment of mine!" the executioner yelled, at Cyberdramon. "You're going have to pay me back for it!"
"You want me to pay? Here! Desolation Claw!"
"AAAAGGGHHHH!!!" the executioner ran away and out of the room.
"Well glad that's over," Kazu muttered as he got up, helping Guilmon also.
"I guess no peanut butter then." Guilmon said, finally convinced, as he drooped.
"That's okay. we can use bread," Cyberdramon offered.
"Yeah! We can use bread!" Guilmon jumped for joy.
"Though I don't know how it'll fit into our prank," Cyberdramon said, rubbing his chin.
"Uh, excuse me," Veemon reminded. "What about us?"
"Oh yeah," Cyberdramon remembered. "Desolation Claw!" Kari, Veemon, and Patamon got free finally but Patamon was checking something. "Hey I think you cut my tail."
"You never had a tail Patamon," Veemon answered. "All you had was a small stubby tail."
"Oh yeah."
"We need to get to the others now," Kari reminded as they escaped the dungeon. Kazu was limping behind. "Oh great! I got my back problem again because of Guilmon. Thanks a lot, Guilmon!"
"So you're saying we're really in a haunted and condemned manor?" Henry asked. "With killers after us," Suzie added. Some of the Digimon Tamers and Digidestines got up and were in the living room, discussing the matter about the Nightmare Manor. "Okay so what?" Takato asked. "We're to find out the truth of this manor? We're not the police or investigators."
"We may not be the police or investigators but we're the Digimon Tamers and Digidestines!" cheered Ryo.
"Ryo, did I really knocked you down the stairs that hard because that sounded cheap and lame," Rika replied.
"We need to find Davis and T.K. and tell them about this before those guys get to them," Ken reminded.
Then Guilmon and the others came into the room. "Guys you'll never believe what happened to me," said Kazu as he entered the room.
"What you find out Mr. Macho?" Rika asked in a sarcastic tone. "Your underwear?"
"No, but Kari and I got caught and were locked up in the dungeon."
"A dungeon? There's a dungeon under this manor?!" said Takato.
"What happen to your eye?" Kazu pointed.
Takato frowned in a annoying sort of way. "Nevermind this. So there's actually a dungeon under here?"
"Yeah and that's where we found Veemon and Patamon," Guilmon remembered. "You missed me Takato?"
"Cyberdramon, what did you do now?" Ryo asked, obviously noticing Cyberdramon's growth size.
"Uh. nothing." the dragon answered.
"Nothing? Look at you!" Ryo pointed out. "Did you try to beat up someone again?"
". I don't want to lie to you and I don't want to tell you so. I'm not going to say anything," Cyberdramon answered as he walked off and hid behind Guardromon. "Please don't whip me with that D-Power of yours."
"Hey, uh, where's Davis and T.K?" Veemon asked, looking around for his buddy and Patamon too.
Suddenly there was loud shouting and screaming. It was coming from the basement. It was T.K. and Davis and they can hear every single word they were saying from below, including the axe murderer. They heard:
Davis: "D*mn I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
T.K.: "Legs don't fail me now! Please!!!"
Axe Murderer: "Prepare to meet your doom!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!"
Davis: "Sh*t! He's gaining on us!!!"
T.K.: "I haven't even wrote a will!!!"
Davis: "Sh*t! It's a dead end!!!"
T.K.: "I never knew I was gonna die by an axe with Davis by a murderer."
Axe Murderer: "Ha! I finally got you! Any last words you two?!"
Davis: "T.K, I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said in the past."
T.K.: "Me too."
Davis: "And sorry for the time I spread that rumor about you."
T.K.: "You spread a rumor about me! Hey axe dude, hit him first before I do because if I do, it'll be slow and painful!"
Davis: "Not if I get you first!" BAM!
T.K.: "Hey!" POW!
Axe Murderer: "Hey I'm suppose to be the one killing you!"
"Dang, you don't hear that on the TV shows," Kazu heard.
"Lot's of swearing from Davis," Kenta added.
"We got to go save them now!" Takato declared as they all ran to the rescue to go save Davis and T.K.
"I've never heard so much swearing from a boy your age!" said the murderer.
"Yeah well, you can blame the media," Davis answered. Davis and T.K. were stuck between a cliff, and an axe murderer. They were in the Secret Underground Lab that looked like the Batcave but with lots of lab rays and probes.
"I hope our friends can come and save us," T.K. wished.
"I hope Superman can rescue us."
"Superman doesn't exist."
"Thank you so much for ruining my last shred of hope before I get chopped up into pieces, T.K!!"
The axe murderer raised his axe above and was about to bring it down when there was a loud shouting coming from somewhere above. "Huh?"
"Sounds like Tarzan," Davis heard.
"No it's Cyberdramon!" T.K. pointed.
Cyberdramon was swinging on a vine like the jungle man, Tarzan, and coming to the rescue. He also was screaming his Tarzan way but in a more afraid sort of tone. "AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!! I do not like swinging on vines!"
"Cyberdramon! Over here!" Davis shouted.
"I'm coming to the rescue!"
Cyberdramon swung to them and picked them up before the axe murderer could have chopped them up. Cyberdramon dropped the two boys back to the group and was going to land but, his hand was stuck to the vine. "Uh-oh! My hand is tangled into the vine!" and there was a 50 feet drop down the gorge he's above.
Part 2: It's Going to Get Worse.
The monster reared up at Ryo and gave out a mighty roar.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Uh, are you a dog or giant gorilla with sneakers?" Ryo asked, trying to lighten the mood.
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Ryo, I don't think this is a good time to chit chat with the hairy beast," Monodramon advised.
"Good idea. RUN!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
The monster also roared. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!" Then the monster chased after Ryo and Monodramon.
Wormmon, Veemon, and Guardromon woke up early and found themselves at the bar stand. Shelves full of beer behind it and wine too. The bartender asked them, "What's with the Sesame Street costumes?"
They turned around and huddle. "What does he mean Sesame Street costume?" Veemon asked.
"I knew we shouldn't have sneaked out to get some drinks in the morning!" Guardromon panicked.
"He thinks we're wearing costumes so act like we are," Wormmon implied.
They turned back around and smiled. "Uhh, we're going to do a performance in the next town," Veemon answered.
"Oh I see. Can you show a scene of it for me?" he asked.
"Uhhh, we'll do so if you get us a drink," Veemon replied.
"Fine so what can I get for you guys?" the bartender asks.
Veemon ordered, "I'll have a small glass of Tequila please."
Wormmon ordered, "Maybe some grape wine please."
Guardromon ordered, "One large glass of motor oil and add a tint of rum please." They all gave Guardromon a strange look. "What? I'm a robot. I need motor oil!"
The monster was still chasing Ryo with Monodramon running in the lead like heck. Mondramon ran to a halt at a hall with a door at the end. Monodramon opened the door and got in. Ryo finally got into the dead end hall and tried opening the door.
"Monodramon! Open the door!" he yelled.
"Sorry I forgot!" Monodramon was pulling on the door but it won't budge. "The doors lock! I can't open it!"
"WHAT?!"
The shadow of the monster crept up to Ryo and the monster roared right into his face.
"RRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Ryo waved his hand over his nose. "Ugh, bad breath. Got a mint to use?"
"GGGGGRRRRR!!!"
Ryo took out his BB gun from his back he'd been carrying on with a strap. "Okay buster! Move back or I'll shoot! I got a BB gun!"
The monster just fell over and laughed at Ryo. "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ryo saw an opportunity to run so he saw an air vent opening and opened it.
"Monodramon! I'll see you back in the bedroom!"
"Okay."
Ryo climbed into the air vent and closed it back. "Ha! You stupid monster! You can't catch me!"
The monster saw Ryo crawling away out of the air vent and went after him. "Uh-Oh."
The monster was right in the air vent and he opened his mouth to let out a spew of-
"Ha! I finished right before you Wormmon!" Veemon yelled, feeling ver proud.
"What's that noise?" Wormmon wonder.
"Don't change the subject Wormmon! Admit that I beat you!" Veemon demanded.
"No, I hear it too!" Guardromon heard. The screaming got louder.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Something dropped right out of the air vent and into the bar room. It was covered in globs of drool and didn't smell that well either.
"Ryo that's you?!" Veemon exclaimed.
"Yeah. Can somebody help me up?" Ryo asked. Guardromon went over and helped Ryo up from the puddle of drool.
"Looks like you've been slimed," Veemon commented.
"More like drooled," Ryo corrected.
The monster bashed through the ceiling and was after Ryo.
"I'll be right back guys." Ryo ran behind the bartender's counter and hid. The bartender got out from behind the counter and stand up against the monster.
"You listen to me mister! You can't just come here and scare everyone off and out of my-" The monster swallowed the bartender and spit out his red bow tie.
"Ewww, that's just gross." Wormmon squirmed.
Veemon added, "Guilmon can swallow like that too."
"Don't worry, I'll handle him!" Guardromon said bravely.
The two circled each other and watched each other, watching to see a sign of weakness in them. Then the monster shouted and declared, "Staring contest!" "What?!" Guardromon shouted.
Seeing this was ridiculous, Guardromon took the monster by the tail and started swinging the monster around. He swung the monster right out of the window hearing a large crash as glass shattered.
"Okay guys, RUN!" Guardromon picked up Ryo and ran off.
"You didn't really believe I was going to go into a staring contest with a monster like that, were you?" Guardromon asked. "I can't stand looking at a face like that!"
Veemon and Wormmon were about to run but then just noticed something.
"Hey the bartender is gone and you know what that means," Veemon noticed.
"Free beer, free wine, and free peanuts behind the counter for the taking?" Wormmon asked.
"Exactly. Come on and let's get it before someone sees us!" Veemon and Wormmon started taking all the liquor off the shelf and carrying upstairs.
Everyone was up ready and all were in the living room of the upstairs. Rika was the first one to noticed Ryo and Guardromon. "What happened to you Ryo," Rika asked.
"I was downstairs with Monodramon when there was this monster in the lobby that swallowed the butler and we both ran for our lives as it chased us. We got split up and the monster attacked me with his drool," Ryo explained. "I'll need a shower. I'll be back."
"That's a stupid story to tell," Rika replied.
"No it's true Rika! There really was a monster! It swallowed the bartender and the butler!" Guardromon explained. "I even saw it with my own eyes!"
"Look, I believe you but this place is getting creepier by the hour. I'm trying not to believe in any way of it," Rika answered.
"I wonder where's Veemon and Wormmon," Armadillomon asked.
Veemon and Wormmon came up the stairs with handful of liquor as they were talking to each other about jokes.
"So the guy says I was talking to the guy," Veemon joked.
"So are we going to have a party?" Wormmon asked, after laughing about his joke.
"Yep with lots of loud music, dancing, beer, and." Veemon suddenly bumped into someone. It was Davis.
"Veemon. What are you doing with all those liquor?" Davis asked. "And where did you get them? Did you steal them or something?"
". Something like that." Veemon gave an innocent smile at Davis. Wormmon too.
"Now you could have been caught," Ken implied. "Ever thought about that?"
"Don't worry, Ken," Wormmon assured. "The monster swallowed the bartender and we were 100% sure that he was so we stole it."
"That's it! I'm leaving! This place has bee scarring me since the time I stepped into this Inn!" Kazu exclaimed. "Monsters, phantoms, ghosts, dead samurai, evil eye, and walking knights? What's next?"
"Uh, window not opening?" Takato suggested.
"What?!"
Kazu went over to the window where Takato was and tried opening it. It was stuck. "Okay it's stuck but I'm still leaving!"
"Bet ya 10 yens he doesn't make it out," said Davis.
"You're on," T.K. replied.
Kazu ran out of the manor and was going to get out. Everyone crowded around a window to see what Kazu was going to do. Kazu was running toward the gate of the manor and running fast. Kazu stopped right in front of the gate and was about to climb over the fence but once Kazu put his hands on the bar.
"ZZZZZZAAAAPPP *crackle* ZZZZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP *crackle* ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!"
Kazu was sent flying back landing face first to the ground. Electricity was still surging a little through him. "Ow."
"Where's my yens?" Davis asked.
"Fine. I'll give you an IOU note later," T.K. replied. "I'm broke at the moment."
Everyone withdrew from the window and knew it. Takato answered, "We're dead. Someone is trying to keep us here at this manor and soon going to kill us!"
"Well I'm going to find the owner of this manor and tell him of this!" Gatomon said as she was dragging someone with her. "You too Hawkmon!"
"Aww, but I wanna go partying!" the bird shouted.
"Mou men tai, Gatomon. Mou men tai!" Terriermon warned.
"All this worrying stuff is really creeping me out," said Henry. "I'm going to go take a swim. Anybody want to come?"
"Well while some of us are going to enjoy themselves, I'm going to call the cops and probably get a hatchet to bust the electric box to the gate door," Kenta explained as he went off.
"I need to go fix up the truck from yesterday," said Guardromon. "I'll be back for lunch."
"And we Digimon will just go get a drink of liquor," said Veemon. "Come on guys! Party in my room!"
"Veemon don't you dare let anyone get into my belongings!" Davis shouted as all the Digimon ran off to Veemon's party.
Henry was under the water of the pool and enjoying himself. Kazu, Davis, Cody, T.K., and Ryo were all going swimming too. The inside swimming pool was huge and deep. Davis was just joking around in the pool and popping up on everyone with a shark fin.
"BOO!"
"Davis! Stop doing that," Cody shouted. "We're here to enjoy and not to be scared!"
"Well sorry but isn't scarring people fun?"
"Not for the person who's BEING scared by that other person!"
"Hey Kazu. You know that girl Rika on your team? Is she you know. interesting?" Davis asked.
"Interesting? The only interesting thing about her is that she can thrash you in a matter of seconds!" Kazu answered. "Why you ask?"
"She's kind of cute."
"Cute? Look Davis, Kari is cute but Rika is just scary."
"Yeah well, I'm just starting to get tire of Kari now. Kari's now like old spice and Rika, she's more like the new hot chilly pepper spice for me!"
Kazu seemed very confused. "Uhhh, whatever you say."
T.K. heard the whole thing. "Guess the frontier is ready for me to move in finally."
"Kazu why are you laying out water mines in the pool?" Henry asked. "I think one of the one with the spikes on it is cutting into my leg."
"Water mines?" Kazu asked. "I didn't use or even bought any."
"Well if it's not your water mine, then-" suddenly Henry got pulled down into the water below in the deep end of the pool.
"Did he meant to do that?" Ryo wondered.
"Ten yens he's faking it," Davis offered.
Bubbles risen up and splashing was occurred. After a few seconds, Henry finally got some air but looks like he was struggling with something under there. Henry yelled, "Kazu! Toss me one of your dagger now!"
"No way am I tossing you a dagger!" Kazu replied. "It'll get all rusty!"
"KAZU!!"
"All right then!" Kazu took out a can of spray that said "Water Proof Coating" and he sprayed it on to one of his dagger and then he'd tried to fan it a little. Ryo got a little impatient. "Just give that Kazu."
Ryo grabbed the dagger right out of Kazu's hand. "Ow! I cut myself!" Ryo finally tossed the dagger to Henry.
Henry caught the dagger and went back underwater to face whatever was holding him. Water was turning and splashing as bubbles come up from below the pool then finally Henry got out.
"What was it?"
"A snake?"
"A Boa Constrictor?"
"Is my dagger alright? I hope you didn't chip it."
Henry pulled something long and green out of the water. "It's a hose."
They all had sweatdrops hanging down the side of their head except Henry. ". A hose?"
"Yeah it got tangled around my foot but I don't know what was biting me."
Kazu just ran up to Henry in the water and took back his dagger. "You made us worry all because of a hose?! I expect this kind of behavior from Davis."
"Hey! I heard that Kazu!"
Kazu then hurt himself with his dagger. " Ow! I cut myself with my dagger."
"That happened to the same thing as I did," Ryo implied. "You better get out of the water Kazu before."
Blood started seeping out through the little cut. "Great I'm bleeding."
Just then, something small and gray but had giant sharp teeth jumped out of the water and bit a chunk right out of Kazu's dagger.
"What the- My dagger! What kind of thing can do that to a stainless steel dagger?"
"It's a piranha! RUN!" Henry quickly got out of the water but Kazu was thinking about getting revenge back on that little piranha. "Hey you little measly fish! Try breaking my things again and you'll be fish on a dagger when I'm done with you!"
"Kazu this isn't the time," said Henry as the others help dragged him out of the water.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! And Guilmon will be eating you for supper after I'm done with you!" Kazu noted to the piranha.
"Doesn't this guy ever give up?" Davis asked.
"Not when you mess with his stuff he doesn't really," Henry answered as they left the poolroom, dragging an angry Kazu out. "We should go tell the others and get out of this place. I hope Kenta got the gates to open."
"Kenta, do you really have to do this?" MarineAngemon asked. MarineAngemon didn't go to the party because you have to be at least a foot tall to drink. "I don't think it's really that safe to use an axe on an electrical security pad-lock."
"You got any better idea to get the gate opened?" Kenta asked.
"No."
"Kenta, I think it's best if you don't use an axe," Ken suggested.
Kenta ignored MarineAngemon and Ken as he struck the security lock with the axe.
"I think I should just cover my eyes since Henry's not here to do that for me," said Suzie, as she covered her eyes. "This is going to be very violent."
"ZZZZAAAAPPPP!!! *crackle* *pop* ZZZZZZZZAAAPPP!!!"
Kenta was obviously blown back from the electrical shock and landed on his back a few feet away from the pad. "Ow."
Guardromon was looking at the truck and fixing it with help of Yolei. She was checking under the truck for any damages. Guardromon was obviously not doing too well. "Yolei can you come up and help me with this?"
Yolei got out from under. "Sure, why not? What's the problem with the-"
The whole entire engine of the truck was scrambled. It looked like a box full of car parts in it with tubes and wires strung out like worms. "Guardromon! What did you do?"
"I don't really know. I was looking at the manual and it said that goes there and that to that."
Yolei looked at the book. "Guardromon." Yolei groaned. "You're looking at it upside down!"
"Oh. Sorry!"
"Let see if the owner is behind this door?" Gatomon asked as she swung the door opened.
"Nothing!" Hawkmon exclaimed. "Except that broom in the corner."
"Yeah," Gatomon said as she tried the next door. "A cauldron?"
"Well that's, unusual." Hawkmon replied.
Hawkmon opened the next door to find something he didn't like and closed it quickly. "Nothing here. Just a black horny cat in there who wants to eat something *gulp* like me."
Gatomon rolled her eyes. "Just open the next door."
Hawkmon opened the next door to find something he didn't like either as he hastily shut it and had his heart pounding with his whole face looking blank.
"What is it Hawkmon?" Gatomon asked.
Hawkmon just gave out grunts, moans, growls, and squeaks trying to say something. "G-g-g-g-a, no, T-t-the, ga, it, no o-o-o-open, it. big-g-g w-w- w-wi-i."
"Guess I'll just have to open it since the bird isn't going to talk," Gatomon said as she opened it. When she opened it, she saw a. "Okay. I should have listen to the clues of the items in the other doors."
"IT'S A WITCH!!!" Hawkmon finally was able to scream as he grabbed Gatomon by the tail and ran down the hall like a lunatic.
"Why do we have to go get more beer?" Patamon complained. Veemon also accompanied him too. They were walking down the hall toward the bar room.
Veemon answered, "Because we were the one who drank the last two bottles."
"Oh."
They turned to their left to an opened doorway to find themselves in the kitchen but there was something different. "There's something strange about this room, Patamon" said Veemon. "Seems different. It's empty without a sink, fridge, stove, or table."
"Wrong room?" Patamon wondered. Suddenly, the door behind them closed. The walls to their left and right suddenly had spikes coming out of it and closing in on them.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!! The walls are going to crush us!" Patamon screamed.
The both of them held each other in fear and trembled. Veemon shouted to Patamon with fear, "Though this is the right time to say it. I LOVE YOU Patamon!"
Patamon just glared at Veemon in a stern way and said, "Thank you so much for ruining the last few seconds of my life before I'm slowly crushed to death with you!"
Suddenly, a trap door opened beneath them and they fell through it. "AAAGGGHHH!!!"
They landed on each other in a dark room beneath this 'kitchen'. "Oh. my spine." Veemon quivered pain from the landing.
"Your spine? What about my large floppy ears!?" Patamon yelled.
"Patamon. about that uh. I love you thing."
"I know! I know! You just wanted to say that to someone before you die in a deadly way," Patamon answered. "You probably wished it was from Gatomon."
"Actually I was wanting to say it to that foxy Renamon." Veemon dreamily said. Suddenly, they were hit behind the head in a sharp pain and then saw blackness.
Kazu, Ryo, Davis, Henry, T.K., and Cody ran into the library wearing their regular clothes now, where Kari, Rika, and Takato were with another butler and a maid in there. Kazu noticed Takato on the far-left side of the big library. Kazu called out, "Takato! Hey!"
Takato turned around to see the four other boys. "Kazu? What are you guys doing here? I thought you guys were going to go swimming."
"Yeah well, our time was bitten off short," Kazu answered. "By a piranha made of metal!"
"Piranha? Why would there be a piranha in the pool?" Takato asked.
"Someone who's trying to murder me?"
Takato thought it over, "Hmmm. maybe with you being the most annoying. If you guys don't have anything to do, you can help us look for something."
"Like what?"
"We're looking for a map to get out of this place," Kari answered. "Can one of you go find a phone in this library to call the cops or someone. We need to report about these 'strange' things going on. Especially those murders."
"I'll go help Rika," Davis said as he dashed off, looking for Rika.
"I'll go find a phone," Ryo volunteered as the maid followed him. Henry, T.K., and Cody decided to just go help look for the map. Davis was trying to help Rika and get to know her better. "So. Are you interested in anyone now?"
"Don't you have anyone else to work your charm on?" Rika asked.
"Well."
Suddenly they heard a loud gunshot and a thump not too far in the library. "That sounds like it was at where Ryo is!" Rika recognized.
"Let's go!" Davis charged.
Everyone got to the phone in the library to find the maid was down and shot dead. "Oh my god! What happened?" Rika asked as Davis and Rika came up.
Cody went to check the maid's pulse in her wrist. "She's dead. I'm touching a dead person! Ewww!"
"That's not really mature Cody," said Kari.
"Sorry."
"That's real blood, right?" Kazu asked. "If it is, move away so I can start vomiting, wheezing, coughing, and stuff."
"No it's ketchup Kazu," Takato answered sarcastically. "There's a small gapping hole in her back with ketchup running down from it. You're happy?"
"No. Excuse me," Kazu started running off to find a bathroom in the library.
Where's Ryo?" T.K. asked.
Ryo came running up with his BB gun strapped on to his back. Ryo came up to see the maid. "Whoa! What happened to the maid?"
Cody went behind Ryo to see his BB gun. "It's been discharged! He's the murderer!"
"Get him!" Davis shouted.
All of them jumped Ryo and restrained him. "Get his gun before he hit one of us!" T.K. warned.
Ryo's gun was tossed aside, hitting little Cody in the way, as T.K. and Davis were restraining Ryo against the ground by the arm with Henry holding his legs down.
"Ryo! What did you do to that maid?!" Rika demanded.
"But I- she- I. What are you talking about?!" Ryo muttered out.
"You murdered that maid and your BB gun was discharged," Kari pointed out.
"But I didn't do it! My gun was-"
"I wonder what Kazu and Kenta are going to say about this?" Takato wondered. "They'll be heart broken by this, seeing their hero drag off by the police in that show, COPS." He then started humming to the tune of that show.
"Should I punch him in the stomach?" Davis asked.
"Why not?" T.K. answered.
Davis was just about to until Cody shouted out. "WAIT!!!"
Everyone turned around to see Cody with a bloody bullet between his two finger and his finger were bloody obviously because he picked the bullet out of the maid's back.
"Guys, this is a different type of bullet then the kind Ryo use for his BB gun," Cody explained. "Ryo's innocent."
"You actually touched it?" Davis asked.
"Well, I had to get over the whole 'dead' thing and I forced my hand to get that bullet out of her back with the blood oozing out and the flesh-"
"Too much info! I don't need to imagine that in my head and vomit with Kazu!"
"What about his BB gun being discharged like you said," said Kari.
"Well I was trying to explain until you guys tried to bust me up against the ground," said Ryo. "On my way to get to the phone, I found out the phone needed to be paid with a quarter so I had to go get one and the reason why my gun was discharged because on way back, I was shooting this rat who was lingering around."
Oh so then who did it?" Rika asked.
Suddenly they heard a loud thump from the other side of the library. "What was that?" Cody wondered.
"Ryo, Cody, you stay here and call the police," T.K. ordered as they ran toward the sound of the thump, leaving Ryo and Cody behind.
Kari, Rika, Davis, Takato, Henry, and T.K. came over to find the butler face down to the ground with a dagger in the back of him. Davis looked and examined the dagger in the back of the butler. "I think it was suicide."
"Suicide!? How can it be suicide when you have a dagger in your back?! You can't kill yourself with a dagger by yourself!!" T.K. answered, slapping Davis in the back of the head.
"Ow! At least we don't have to say that the butler did it because it's always the butler's fault!" Davis noticed.
Henry took the dagger out and examined it to see something carved into it. "Guys there's carving into the handle of the dagger." He looked closer. "It's Kazu's!"
"Kazu?!" They all yelled. Suddenly Kazu came running, looking sort of sick but fine. "Someone called me?"
"Get him!" Davis charged as everyone else did also.
"AAGGHH!! Hey what gives?!" Kazu asked.
"Kazu must be the real murderer!" said Rika.
"What?! Rika I know you're a crazier then a catfish but this really takes the cake! You're crazier than a horny psychopathic maniac! I'm no murderer!"
"Then what's this?" Henry showed the dagger to Kazu seeing his name carved in there. "So that's where my other dagger went."
"Yeah, right into that butler's back, killing him!" Davis shouted.
"Look! Right after I just saw the maid dead, I said I'm going and I went to the bathroom-"
"And while you got out of the bathroom, you decided to end this old guy's life, didn't you?!" Davis answered.
"You idiotic stupid Davis! In the TV shows you always act like an idiot! Let me finish my story!" Kazu yelled.
Davis gave a punch at Kazu in the side of the face. "Ow! Anyway, after I got out of the bathroom, I was walking and I saw this bat and I hate bats so I threw that dagger that Henry is holding at me right now. Henry put it down! So I guess the real murderer must have took my dagger."
"We don't really see any proof," Kari claimed.
"Look, I don't think any of us are the real killer or the murderer," said Takato as he and Ryo came running up. "We're just kids and why would we be killing anyone?"
"See! At least he believes I'm innocent!" Kazu proclaimed. "But I think Rika can be a possible suspect of being a murderer."
"Why you little." said Rika as she was about to slap Kazu silly.
"See! See! She's trying to kill me!" Kazu shouted.
"Any luck getting a connection with the cops?" Takato asked Ryo.
"Hate to break it to you guys but, the phone is dead," Ryo answered. "We even tried all the other phones but they're all dead."
"Not good." said Henry. "We should all get the others including the Digimon to the kitchen so we can tell of this. Having monsters and phantoms are normal things to me since I met Digimons but a murderer is new to me. Everyone meet in the kitchen in about thirty minutes, Okay?"
"But what about the bodies?" Kazu asked.
"Let's just ignore it."
Everyone agreed and went off to get the Digimon and the rest of the kids. In about thirty minutes, everyone was in the kitchen and some of them were already enjoying themselves to lunch. Davis was the last one to enter the kitchen. "I can't find Veemon. I wonder where he is?"
"I can't find Patamon either," T.K. responded. "I think they got caught."
"The two of them were sent out to go get some more beers but never came back," Renamon recalled.
"Look, we have to go and find this murderer before it finds us and while we're at it, we can look for Veemon and Patamon and some sort of way to communicate with the outside world because the phone is dead," Takato explained. "We all need some kind of weapon to defend our selves in case we get into a jam with this murderer. The Digimon don't really need one."
"I got a knife," said Kazu.
"I have a gun," Ryo claimed. "Well, a BB gun to be precise."
"I have a wrench," Kenta held up.
"I broke a lead pipe off that I can use," said Davis as water dripped down to his foot from the sink.
"I got myself a candlestick holder," said Cody.
"Rope," T.K. showed.
"Guys we're here find a murderer, not to play the board game 'Clue'," Takato stopped. "I think we should split up into two and head out but some of us boys will have to accompany you girls. Sorry about that Rika, not that I think you're weak and all but. please don't hurt me!"
Davis ran quickly to Rika's side. "Dibs on Rika!" Davis yelled. Rika just answered with a puzzled face.
"You're no fun," Davis pouted as T.K. and Davis were walking down the hall.
"Does it look like fun?" T.K. asked in response. "I wanted to pair up with Kari but since the rest of the group decided it's best if I go with you to annoy you on this search."
"How swell is that." Davis muttered.
"Well at least we're not stuck on search outside like Guardromon and Armadillomon. Can you believe it's raining outside in the afternoon like cats and dogs?"
Aww, why did we have to be stuck out here to search?" Guardromon asked. "I'll rust out here in a matter of minutes."
The rain was pouring down hard with thunder banging out in the sky. Armadillomon was walking behind Guardromon around the front part of the Inn to check for anything not normal there.
"I'm so bored." Guardromon complained.
"Hey I got an idea!" Armadillomon cheered. "I can roll up into a ball and you can use me as a soccer ball."
"Okay," Guardromon cheered. "But wouldn't you get hurt easily because of my metal foot?"
"Nah, I got a hard shell, and plus I want to test my endurance and see how long I'll stay conscious before I'll blackout from the pain."
"Uh. Okay!"
Armadillomon rolled up into a ball and Guardromon was kicking him around the front of yard as you can hear little yelps coming from Armadillomon saying "Ow! Ow!Ow!"
Guardromon was kicking the ball around the corner and when he did, he was in front of a very tall, metal-eating, rusty old, metal-looking dinosaur. Guardromon freaked as Armadillomon uncurled and looked to see why he stopped.
"Why you stopped Guardromon? I was having- Oh my god! What the heck is that?!"
"That's the machine eating tyrannosaurus! I'm too young to be eaten!" Guardromon shivered as stroke of lightning crackled. "AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!" Guardromon then ran away leaving Armadillomon.
"Ha! I don't have to worry because I'm not made of metal or machine," said Armadillomon.
"He also likes shell Digimon for dessert," Guardromon added.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" Then the both of them ran off, screaming their head's off as they ran through the rain like a bunch of lunatics with a monster behind them.
"So how'd you beat the D-Reaper?" Kari asked.
"It was easy," Kazu told. "Me and Guardromon whacked that D-Reaper a few times like a piñata till it fell but of course though Takato and the others helped, I did most of the-"
Suddenly, about two suits of armored knights jumped in front Kazu. One of them was carrying a huge axe and one with large heavy sword.
"Aww, man, do I have to face you guys again?" Kazu asked in complaint.
"Let's just run the other way?" Kari suggested.
"Good idea," Kazu agreed. "Kiss my sorry butt good-bye you rusty old knight!"
"Kazu! Don't taunt the knights!"
The knights then started chasing both Kari and Kazu down a hall, swinging their weapons at them. The knights chased Kari and Kazu down many halls until they chased them down into a hall full of knights. Kazu skidded to a halt. "Aww, shoot!"
"These knights are like wolves," Kari claimed. "Wolves use this kind of strategy to trap down their prey."
"Well, if these guys want a hunt," Kazu said, as he unsheathe his sword. "They're going have to hunt another of us because they're metal butt is going to get whooped!"
Yolei and Cody were walking down a dark hall way slowly, watching everything around them, and being cautious. Cody had his kendo stick while Yolei had a golf club in her hand. Suddenly, Yolei heard something move behind her.
"Don't move Cody," Yolei ordered. Cody stopped in his place as Yolei turned around and struck whatever it was behind her hard on the head. The figure fell to the ground in the light revealing to be Davis.
"Ow." then Davis blacked out.
"Oops! Sorry Davis." Suddenly, a shadow moved in front of Cody and he too, struck that shadow in the head. Turns out to be T.K.
"Ow! Ow!! Ow!!! Cody can't you see it's me?" T.K. asked.
"Oh, sorry."
T.K. looked down at Davis who blacked out. "I told him not to follow you Yolei, even though I told him you were carrying a golf club."
Kenta and MarineAngemon were moving around in the attic, slowly, being careful of their steps. They looked to the left, to the right, and in front of them to see if there was anything around them. Kenta quivered in fear, "MarineAngemon, You see anything?"
"No."
Then a huge shadow cast upon them with red glowing eyes, screaming out like a banshee. Kenta and MarineAngemon screamed and ran.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
The two scared little guys ran out of the attic, running down the stairs, passing the hallway, insanely, where Monodramon and Guilmon were standing with a handful of water balloons.
"Man, if Kenta and MarineAngemon keeps running around one place to another, we'll never get to prank them," said Guilmon.
"Yeah, you're right," Monodramon answered. "You know we make a great team, though we didn't get Kenta this time."
"Hmm, back to the drawing board," said Guilmon as the two of them decided to walk away. "Got another prank to pull on Kenta?"
"No not really."
"Oh! I know one!"
"Does it involves with peanut butter?"
"Yes."
"Then no. Sorry."
Veemon opened his eyes seeing a blurry vision and then it started to clear. He was in a dark dungeon lit up by the torches. He then found himself being chained up to the wall by his arm. "This isn't good."
"Well you finally woke up," said Patamon. He too was chained up but by the waist. "Hey look over there! There's Kazu and Kari."
Looking across the room, there was Kari and Kazu, also chained against the wall.
"How did you guys get down here?" Veemon asked.
"Knights. I hate knights. Must kill knights." Kazu muttered.
"Well, we were trapped down by the knights and Kazu was going to fight against them all," Kari recalled.
"And?"
"I WILL GET MY RREEEVVEEEGGEEE!!!" Kazu shouted, dramatically, as they all sweatdropped.
"Let's just say they had an advantage due to only two of us against a dozen of them," Kari finished. "Plus the sword he used was actually a plastic one."
"Plastic?" Veemon said, not believing it.
"I guess Kazu isn't taking his defeat that well," said Patamon.
Then a tall, bulky, muscle-tighten, guy walked into the room with an executioner hood on and a large battle axe hanging on his back. "Okay! Which one of you ready for some torturing?! Who was the one who was doing all the loud-"
"YOU KNIGHTS BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF NEXT TIME BECAUSE I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!" Kazu yelled once again as Veemon, Patamon, and Kari all pointed toward him.
The executioner walked toward Kazu and looked at him, dead into the eyes. "You! You'll go first!!!" He pointed to one of the torturing device that stretch their limbs until they can't take it any more.
"Ready for a world of pain?"
Kazu looked over to see the device. "Is this going to hurt?"
"It won't hurt. much! Hehhehehe."
"Will it cure my back problem I got yesterday?"
"Why not try it and you'll answer your problem yourself."
Gatomon and Hawkmon were working together with also Ken and Wormmon as they opened an old creaking door. They looked in and Hawkmon turned on the light with a click. The room was filled with all sorts of junk that were either broken or old.
"What is this place?" Gatomon wondered.
Ken looked back outside at the door sign. "It's the 'Junk' room. Probably stuff they want to throw out."
"Hey, look at what Hawkmon found," Wormmon exclaimed.
Hawkmon presented on his little hand a doll. It was an old girly doll with a nice blue and white checkered dress with big round blue eyes. "Looks pretty old fashion."
Hawkmon tested out the little pin in the back of the doll as he pulled it back and let it go. The string started to pulled back and the doll murmured. "Momma!"
Wormmon started. "I'm not your momma!"
"Relax Wormmon," Ken assured. "It's what the doll was programmed to say. I've seen my younger cousin play with one of these. They say other stuff. Here Hawkmon, pull it again."
"As you wish," Hawkmon obeyed, as he pulled the string again.
"Momma!"
"See?" Ken said. "Sometimes they say the same thing or another phrase. It's completely harmless."
"I don't know guys, but are those eyes moving or something?" Gatomon asked. "Because if they are. Hiiissssss!!!"
"Calm down Gatomon," Ken stopped. "It's just the craftsmanship of the doll. That's just natural."
Gatomon still didn't believe so she started hissing again and wanting to scratch its eye out.
"Hiiisssss!!"
"Pull it again, Hawkmon," Ken said again.
Hawkmon did so again as the doll murmured, "Momma."
"See?" Ken grinned.
The doll continued ". I'm gonna get you."
The antennae on Wormmon's head stood up straight. "WHHHAAAA!! Did you hear?! It's gonna get me!!"
"Relax. It must be another message," Ken assured once again, also puzzled by this. "Pull it again."
Hawkmon did so. ".With a fly swatter for the worm."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Wormmon screamed as he ran out through the door.
"See I told you it's evil!" Gatomon hissed.
".And for the kitty, a dog with razor sharp blood covered teeth!" the doll shouted.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gatomon followed the same way as Wormmon.
"Guys!" Ken called after them.
"I don't know about you Ken but I'm getting out of here!" Hawkmon shouted as he too ran out. "Before it say 'with a swooping eagle to eat me'!!! I'm afraid of birds bigger than me!!!"
Ken was then all by himself. "This doesn't take a genius."
He too ran out and left the possessed doll lying there.
Suzy and Lopmon stepped into view as they giggled. "Fooled them."
Davis and T.K. were wandering around this maze labyrinth for hours outside until they found themselves to be completely. lost. T.K. finally fell down and took a rest from the search. "Davis we've been wandering around this place for very long time. It's getting dark and if we wander any longer, we can get even more lost. I think we should rest here for the night."
"Good idea I guess," Davis agreed. "We'll tell them later we got lost and couldn't make it back. You sleep on that side of the wall and I'll sleep here."
"Whatever."
They fell asleep silently but then T.K. felt a light tapping on his back. "Davis not now. I'm sleeping here."
He then opened his eyes to see someone else rather than Davis. "Uh-oh." It was tall, muscular, Axe man with a rusty looking axe in his hand. "GGRRR!!!"
"AAAHHHH!!!" T.K. got up and ran to Davis. "Davis! Davis wake up! The murderer is here!"
"Not now. Five more minutes please." Davis snored.
T.K. grabbed Davis by the back of jacket on the collar and dragged him quickly to get out of this place. "Davis I know you'll hate me for waking you up but you'll thank me later for saving your butt!" T.K. and Davis then ran through the hedge maze.
The ax man roared, "Fools! No one can hear you scream within this maze! HAHAHA!!! No one!"
There was a faint girlish scream, heard in the background.
"I meant loudly!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!" The same scream was heard but louder.
"Shut up! Stop trying to make your point!" He then ran off, chasing the two with his large filthy ax.
Ryo and Rika were walking down the stairs also searching too. "So what are we going to do when we find this murderer?" Ryo asked.
"First off, I'm going to show him not to mess with my vacation time," said Rika.
"Sheesh Rika, kind of harsh on him, isn't it?" Ryo asked.
"And I thought you be the tough one," said Rika, giving him a light push.
"No, you," Ryo replied, also giving a slight push.
"You."
"You!"
"You!"
Rika then pushed Ryo so hard, he fell off the side of the stairs and started falling down the stairs, tumbling and bruising himself at the time. "Oh! Ow! Son of a-! Yow! Ah!"
Then finally he stopped and crashed into a bookshelf full of books. "Ow. Glad that's over."
Then he heard a slight squeaking to see the bookshelf was leaning down toward him and was going to fall on him. "Oh no. This is going to hurt."
CRRAASSHHH!!!!
The dust was starting to clear and Rika ran toward Ryo to help him. "Ryo! You okay?" Rika asked. Rika pushed the bookshelf off of Ryo to find him okay.
"I'm okay for the moment," answered Ryo. "But I think something cracked." He stood up and heard a crackling sound in his back. "I think that was my back."
"Hey what's this?" Rika saw a book opened with a picture of the Nightmare Manor. She picked it up and started to read it. "Whatcha reading?" Ryo asked.
"Well, supposedly, this manor use to belong to a man name Monty de Cool till he died in 1959 when this place was later claimed to be haunted."
"We already knew that."
"The reason why it was haunted because supposedly Monty de Cool was to be married but never did because he died and thrive to have a wife."
"Freaky."
"But look here it says that it was reestablished later and another heir of the Cool family took it named Mondovarious de Cool. Later he was found dead in this house with a knife in his back in 1964. No one claimed to know what happen."
"Freakier."
"Monto de Cool then took his father's home and lived all by himself in this manor till 1978 when he then died of an unknown way."
Beyond Freakiest thing of all."
"Not really. Finally, Marllinion Cool took the manor but then moved out of this house and claimed it to be haunted by his great grandfathers and shut it down. Wait a minute, if this manor was shut down, how can it be when we're in here?"
"That's it, my stomach is feeling a bit quizzy."
"We better tell the others!" Rika suggested as she ran off to the lobby.
Ryo was limping behind. "Rika! Slow down! I have a bad back right now. Ow!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWOOOOUUUCCCHHH!!!" Kazu yelped as his limbs were being stretched. "Hey that felt good."
"You've been saying that for over an hour!" the executioner raged.
"Yeah well it does," Kazu replied. "Got a problem with?"
"Yeah I do!" The executioner whistled, obviously trying to call someone else. "Dude! Bring over a tape player with that mix tape!"
Another guy in a hood came running in with a tape player and the mix tape. He put the mix tape in and put the headphones on Kazu. The executioner looked at the other guy in the hood. "So what are you watching on TV?"
"Japan's Most Wanted Criminals," the guy replied.
"Am I on there?"
"No, but I am! They were talking about the time I shot that guy at Las Vegas and then burying him! And the time I became a serial killer. The time I-"
"I hate you."
"I know." He then ran back to watch his TV shows.
"What? You're going to bore me to death with a self help tape?" said Kazu. "Ha! Do your worse!"
"With pleasure." Then he pressed the play button and it played.
"Wait a minute. I recognized this- AAAHHH!!! NO NOT THIS! AAAGGHHH!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"What is he listening to make him go crazy like that?" Patamon asked.
"HAHAHA!!! That mix tape is by Britney Spears! The song he's hearing is "You Drive Me Crazy". HAHAHA! Enjoy."
"I don't even like listening to that kind of music either," Kari added. "It even drives me crazy."
"THIS MUST BE THE WORST TORTURE OF ALL!!! AAAGGGHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!" Kazu screamed and kicked but he couldn't stop the music because his arm was strapped down. "AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! NOT EVEN SUPERMAN CAN WITSTAND THIS!!! WHERE'S GUADROMON WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST RIGHT NOW!?!?"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" Guardromon was sleeping and snoring loudly in Kazu's bedroom with Armadillomon on his head, also snoring too. There was a knock on the door and Takato came in. "Kazu you there?"
The two were still asleep and Takato noticed Armadillomon was kicking in his sleep as it mumbled something. "No, not that! Anything but that."
Takato came in and tried to wake it up. "Hey, I know an armadillo has its need but wake up."
"No! No! NO!!" Armadillomon jerked up and head butt Takato right into the eye.
"Ow!!"
"Huh? Oh I'm terribly sorry Takato but I had a nightmare," Armadillomon replied.
"About what?"
"Having to go to the circus."
"The circus?"
"I hate clowns."
"Oh."
"You sure you'll be fine since I hurt you?"
"Don't worry. I don't think a small guy like you can do any serious damage to me with a small simply head butt into the eye."
"ZZZZZ-Huh? Oh hi Takato. We were just taking a break," Guardromon claimed.
"Yeah, sure," said Takato. "Have you seen Kazu yet?"
"No not really," the robot replied. "I expected to find him in hear but he wasn't. I'm kind of worry."
"Yeah I know," answered Takato. "Some of the others didn't come back like Veemon, Patamon, Kari, Kazu, Davis, T.K, Rika, Ryo, Monodramon, and Guilmon. Some of the rest of us are sleeping in our room now."
"That many? And Guilmon too." Guardromon said being, surprised.
Suddenly, Rika and Ryo came up behind Takato with a book in their hand. "Takato we found something and we need to tell the others, now!"
"Sure! I'll go wake up the others," Takato ran off and went to wake up the others.
"Takato, what happen to your eye?" Rika asked.
"Huh?" Takato looked into the desk mirror. "Aww man."
"Your eye is going to swell up like a grape by tomorrow," Rika laughed.
"Ha ha, very funny."
Guardromon stood up and still had Armadillomon on his head. "Hey uh, what happened to Calumon and Impmon?"
In one room of the Inn, there was room filled with famous art works. All delicate and fragile. all beautiful to some who agreed. except Impmon.
"Ha! This guys in the picture looks like he needs a mustache!" Impmon suggested as he dipped his brush in the paint and then painted a mustache, in pink. "Perfect!"
He jumped to a statue with that was white with the top part of a human with no face on it and no ears. Impmon thought hard and got an idea. He then scribbled paint on it quickly and when he moved out of the way, it was now a statue of a Spiderman's head. "Nice. So far this must be the best."
He hoped to another painting with a scenery of a street of Hollywood with a white wall. Impmon delicately, got purple and wrote of that wall in the painting "Impmon was here!" making it look like it was part of the mural.
"I'm so evil." Impmon grinned.
"Hey Impmon!"
"Huh?"
Impmon turned around to see Calumon. "Whatcha doing?" Calumon asked.
"Repainting all these pictures," Impmon answered.
"Why?" Calumon asked.
Because they're ugly."
"Why?"
"I don't like them."
"Why?"
"I don't know. It makes me sick to my stomach."
"Why?"
"Is that the only word you know?" Impmon asked.
"No but can I help?" Calumon asked.
"Sure, why not?" Impmon answered. "Knock yourself out with a spray can or two."
Guilmon and Monodramon jumped into the room and started fighting each other. "No I wanted to use peanut butter!" Guilmon shouted.
"No! Peanut butter won't work in our next plan to prank Kenta!" Monodramon replied. The both of them started fighting and then they left the room.
"Well that seemed." Calumon couldn't find the word he wanted to say.
"Pointless?" Impmon suggested.
"How about we just leave and they'll just do the work for us?" Calumon suggested.
"Okay." Impmon and Calumon left and went back to their friends.
"OH GOD!! WHEN WILL THIS MUSIC EVER STOP!?!? MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!! AAAGGGGHHHH."
The executioner looked at his watched. "It'll be over right about.now."
The music stopped and Kazu finally stopped yelling. "Phew! Glad that's over."
"Not really."
"Huh? What the- AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! THIS IS EVEN WORST THAN THE FIRST ONE!!! STOP THE MUSIC!!! STOP NOW!!! NOW!!!"
"This one must be a lot worse than the first one," Kari theorized.
"It is," answered Patamon. "I can hear it with my big ears."
"What is it?" Veemon asked.
"Spice Girls," the executioner answered. "It's the Spice Girls best song: Wannabe. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigzag ah." The executioner was singing and dancing along with the tune that he can remember.
"American music must really be bad," Veemon predicted.
"THIS SONG IS GOING TO MAKE ME DEAF AT THE END!!!"
"But there's more," the executioner remembered. "After this, there's Ricky Martin's Living Lavida Loca, and maybe I'll even add that purple dinosaur's sing-along songs too. What was that guys name? Oh yeah, Barney the Dinosaur."
Everyone just cringed at sound of that name. Kazu was now screaming like a idiot. "STOP! STOP! STOP! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"You know, at the beginning, this was funny but at the end, it's just sad," Veemon noticed.
"Very, very, very sad," Patamon added. "Hope he survives."
"I CAN'T STAND IT!!! SOMEONE JUST TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!! AAAAGGGGGHHH!!!"
Suddenly, there was a lot of crashing and bumping occurring on the other side of the wall. Patamon put his ear against the wall.
"Sounds like, someone is fighting." said Patamon. "Sounds like Guilmon and Monodramon."
Veemon punched a hole into the stone wall and looked through it. He saw two dinosaurs like Digimon pushing, striking, punching, and clawing at each other. With the occasional fireballs blowing out of their mouths at each other.
"Pyro Sphere!"
"Crack Bite!"
"Uh-oh! Move out of the way!" Veemon yelled as they moved. Suddenly, the wall that was holding Veemon chained up suddenly burst opened with two crazy dinosaurs going at each other for the throat.
"Peanut butter!"
"No!"
"Peanut butter!"
"No!"
"Peanut butter!"
"Never!"
"Pyro Sphere!"
Guilmon unleashed his attack and knocked down Monodramon right through the other wall. Monodramon picked himself up. "Oh yeah? Get ready for this! Monodramon Matrix Digivolution to. Cyberdramon!"
"Uh-oh. Where's Takato when you need him?" Guilmon muttered as he was about to get his butt whooped. Cyberdramon began his attack. "Desolation Claw!"
Guilmon was thrown toward Kazu on the torture device and broke Guilmon's fall, and the torture device.
"Alright I'm free!" Kazu cheered as he took off the headphones. "And no more listening to horrible music like that, ever again!"
"Hey! You broke that equipment of mine!" the executioner yelled, at Cyberdramon. "You're going have to pay me back for it!"
"You want me to pay? Here! Desolation Claw!"
"AAAAGGGHHHH!!!" the executioner ran away and out of the room.
"Well glad that's over," Kazu muttered as he got up, helping Guilmon also.
"I guess no peanut butter then." Guilmon said, finally convinced, as he drooped.
"That's okay. we can use bread," Cyberdramon offered.
"Yeah! We can use bread!" Guilmon jumped for joy.
"Though I don't know how it'll fit into our prank," Cyberdramon said, rubbing his chin.
"Uh, excuse me," Veemon reminded. "What about us?"
"Oh yeah," Cyberdramon remembered. "Desolation Claw!" Kari, Veemon, and Patamon got free finally but Patamon was checking something. "Hey I think you cut my tail."
"You never had a tail Patamon," Veemon answered. "All you had was a small stubby tail."
"Oh yeah."
"We need to get to the others now," Kari reminded as they escaped the dungeon. Kazu was limping behind. "Oh great! I got my back problem again because of Guilmon. Thanks a lot, Guilmon!"
"So you're saying we're really in a haunted and condemned manor?" Henry asked. "With killers after us," Suzie added. Some of the Digimon Tamers and Digidestines got up and were in the living room, discussing the matter about the Nightmare Manor. "Okay so what?" Takato asked. "We're to find out the truth of this manor? We're not the police or investigators."
"We may not be the police or investigators but we're the Digimon Tamers and Digidestines!" cheered Ryo.
"Ryo, did I really knocked you down the stairs that hard because that sounded cheap and lame," Rika replied.
"We need to find Davis and T.K. and tell them about this before those guys get to them," Ken reminded.
Then Guilmon and the others came into the room. "Guys you'll never believe what happened to me," said Kazu as he entered the room.
"What you find out Mr. Macho?" Rika asked in a sarcastic tone. "Your underwear?"
"No, but Kari and I got caught and were locked up in the dungeon."
"A dungeon? There's a dungeon under this manor?!" said Takato.
"What happen to your eye?" Kazu pointed.
Takato frowned in a annoying sort of way. "Nevermind this. So there's actually a dungeon under here?"
"Yeah and that's where we found Veemon and Patamon," Guilmon remembered. "You missed me Takato?"
"Cyberdramon, what did you do now?" Ryo asked, obviously noticing Cyberdramon's growth size.
"Uh. nothing." the dragon answered.
"Nothing? Look at you!" Ryo pointed out. "Did you try to beat up someone again?"
". I don't want to lie to you and I don't want to tell you so. I'm not going to say anything," Cyberdramon answered as he walked off and hid behind Guardromon. "Please don't whip me with that D-Power of yours."
"Hey, uh, where's Davis and T.K?" Veemon asked, looking around for his buddy and Patamon too.
Suddenly there was loud shouting and screaming. It was coming from the basement. It was T.K. and Davis and they can hear every single word they were saying from below, including the axe murderer. They heard:
Davis: "D*mn I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
T.K.: "Legs don't fail me now! Please!!!"
Axe Murderer: "Prepare to meet your doom!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!"
Davis: "Sh*t! He's gaining on us!!!"
T.K.: "I haven't even wrote a will!!!"
Davis: "Sh*t! It's a dead end!!!"
T.K.: "I never knew I was gonna die by an axe with Davis by a murderer."
Axe Murderer: "Ha! I finally got you! Any last words you two?!"
Davis: "T.K, I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said in the past."
T.K.: "Me too."
Davis: "And sorry for the time I spread that rumor about you."
T.K.: "You spread a rumor about me! Hey axe dude, hit him first before I do because if I do, it'll be slow and painful!"
Davis: "Not if I get you first!" BAM!
T.K.: "Hey!" POW!
Axe Murderer: "Hey I'm suppose to be the one killing you!"
"Dang, you don't hear that on the TV shows," Kazu heard.
"Lot's of swearing from Davis," Kenta added.
"We got to go save them now!" Takato declared as they all ran to the rescue to go save Davis and T.K.
"I've never heard so much swearing from a boy your age!" said the murderer.
"Yeah well, you can blame the media," Davis answered. Davis and T.K. were stuck between a cliff, and an axe murderer. They were in the Secret Underground Lab that looked like the Batcave but with lots of lab rays and probes.
"I hope our friends can come and save us," T.K. wished.
"I hope Superman can rescue us."
"Superman doesn't exist."
"Thank you so much for ruining my last shred of hope before I get chopped up into pieces, T.K!!"
The axe murderer raised his axe above and was about to bring it down when there was a loud shouting coming from somewhere above. "Huh?"
"Sounds like Tarzan," Davis heard.
"No it's Cyberdramon!" T.K. pointed.
Cyberdramon was swinging on a vine like the jungle man, Tarzan, and coming to the rescue. He also was screaming his Tarzan way but in a more afraid sort of tone. "AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!! I do not like swinging on vines!"
"Cyberdramon! Over here!" Davis shouted.
"I'm coming to the rescue!"
Cyberdramon swung to them and picked them up before the axe murderer could have chopped them up. Cyberdramon dropped the two boys back to the group and was going to land but, his hand was stuck to the vine. "Uh-oh! My hand is tangled into the vine!" and there was a 50 feet drop down the gorge he's above.