The Candy and Razorblades Show

Domon Kasshu Learns to Deal With Issues… or Not

Disclaimer: The G Gundam stuff don't belong to me… yeah.

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JADYN: Hi! Welcome to the very first episode of "The Candy and Razorblades Show"! I'm Jadyn and I know you like my outfit!

:: JADYN gets up and turns around. She's wearing the plaid-skirt outfit from Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" video. ::

JADYN: Anyway, it's time to bring out our first guest. He's Neo-Japan's representative Gundam fighter, please welcome… Domon Kasshu!

:: DOMON is lead out by a group of people who look rather… bruised. JADYN has a big, black soundboard in front of her. She begins the song "Grease is the Word". ::

JADYN: Hi Domon! Welcome to my show!

DOMON: What is that music?

JADYN: Limited selection. Anyway, since this is a talk show, I have to ask you questions. First question!

DOMON: Ooo-kay…

JADYN: Why is your ass sooo perfectly tight? I mean, drool!!

DOMON: I use "Buns of Steel".

JADYN: Ahhh. Next, why do you wear that weird cape? No one wears a cape anymore!

DOMON: Well, I do! I like it! Besides, if I didn't, I might not match my awesome headband!

JADYN: Oh, um, alright. Well, right now, we have to break for a commercial, but don't go anywhere, we'll be back!

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JADYN: Okay, we're back with Domon Kasshu. My next question, Domon. Do you like cashews?

DOMON: Like the nut?

JADYN: Yeah.

DOMON: I guess so…

JADYN: Does anyone ever call you Kasshu Nut?

DOMON: Uh, no.

JADYN: Can I call you Kasshu Nut?

DOMON: I'd prefer that you didn't.

JADYN: Damn. Anyway, next question. Why do you look all evil like your brother when you go into Shining Gundam mode?

DOMON: Brother?????? I HAVE NO BROTHER!!!!! YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: DOMON jumps up and starts running around beating on his chest and screaming. ::

JADYN: Uh, you know what? I think that's the end of our show! Tune in next time when our guest will be Sai Saishi!