The Candy and Razorblades Show!
Little Bunny Saishi…
Disclaimer: Little Sai Saishi sadly does not belong to me. Oh, how I wish he did! *cries* Little bunny Saishi, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head…!!! Wahh!
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JADYN: Welcome to another episode of Candy and Razorblades! My outfit today was stolen from Avril Lavigne's "Sk8ter Boi". And my guest today is the representative Neo-China Gundam fighter! Welcome to my humble show… Sai Saishi!
::Canned applause. A few girls who are fawning over the adorable kid bring Sai out. ::
JADYN: Hello Sai. Welcome to The Candy and Razorblades Show. Are you having a good day?
SAI: Um, yeah, except that you kidnapped me, sis…
JADYN: Oh, deal with it. My first question! How old are you?
SAI: Sixteen.
JADYN: No, really.
SAI: Sixteen, sis.
JADYN: You can't be! You're like, three feet tall!
SAI: I will have you know that I stand a good four feet, four inches, sis!
JADYN: Oh. Um, okay. Next question. Can I put you in a bunny suit?
SAI: What?!
JADYN: A bunny suit. Bee-you-en-en-why. Bunny.
SAI: No!
JADYN: Please????
SAI: NO!!
JADYN: We'll see about that!
::JADYN jumps on top of SAI and they begin to scuffle. Within thirty seconds, they separate, and SAI is wearing the bunny suit. Bee-you-en-en-why. Bunny. ::
SAI: Oh, no way, sis!
JADYN: Take it off and die…
::JADYN pulls a pistol out of her desk. SAI sits down and crosses his arms grumpily. ::
JADYN: Okay folks, time for a commercial break! We'll be back with more of Sai Saishi in a bunny suit after this!
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JADYN: Welcome back to Candy and Razorblades! I'm Jadyn and that's Sai Saishi, the Neo-Chinese Gundam fighter. Now, Sai, tell me about your Gundam.
SAI: It's called the Dragon Gundam. It has a tail.
JADYN: That's it?
SAI: That's all you deserve.
JADYN: You're a bad bunny. Now, next question. What do you want to be when you grow up?
SAI: Well sis, I kinda have an obligation to be priest of the Temple, but I wanna be a full time Gundam fighter.
JADYN: Okay, it's time for my last question. And my last question is, who's a good bunny? Who's a good bunny?
SAI: Oh brother.
JADYN: Anyway, I gotta go cuddle with the cutest bunny in the world, but tune in next episode when we'll have Argo Gulskii!