Death to Mr. Jiggles
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
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The Dark Magician didn't like this at all.
He didn't like living under the same roof with the Dark Magician Girl. Period.
She was more like a whinny little teenage girl who seemed to have the attitute of a screeching Brittney Spears fans. Well, the good thing is that she did managed to save his ass after that "Pandora" incident, so he should be thankful to be living with a female version of the black arts in the same home.
Right?
"Hey Darky!" Dark Magician Girl cried as she held onto some creature, "Darky! Look what I found!"
The Dark Magician cringed at the sound of "Darky", the cute branded nickname the Dark Magician Girl had gaven him since they moved in together. He also hated when she says it along with "look what I found".
It was a warning sign that the Dark Magician knew very well. The girl found some poor adorable defenseless creature in order to warm itself into his heart so he wouldn't feel so morbid and negative on life. Yet the creatures she brings home, always end up being not house-broken.
Last time, she brought in a black red eyes baby dragon. It was cute and the Dark Magician grinned deviously when he saw the baby dragon blew a little fire on Celtic Guardian's ass. Then the mother came...
The Dark Magician went to see what new little monster the Dark Magician Girl brought home this time.
He then laid it eyes on it. The Dark Magician Girl was holding what it looked to be some giant pink puffball with pointy ears, big green eyes, and it had a pink curl at the center of its' forehead.
"Puff," it said.
The Dark Magician then looked toward the Dark Magician Girl.
"Are we suppose to consume that thing?" the Dark Magician asked.
"No silly!" the Dark Magician Girl cried, "This is a JigglyPuff! He followed me all the way home!"
"That's a he?! God, I feel pitifully sorry about his species."
"Well, we're keeping him and he's going to be called Mr. Jiggles! And you'll love having Mr. Jiggles here!"
"We???"
"That's right, Mr. Jiggles is going to stay with us since he has no home."
"JigglyPuff!" the JigglyPuff cried out, "Jiggly! Jiggly!!"
The Dark Magician looked back at the talking pink puffball. There was no way in hell the greatest master of black magic was going let that putrid pink thing stay in here, or even live here!!!!
The Dark Magician Girl look towards the Dark Magician.
"Oh Darky," the Dark Magician Girl said as she placed the JigglyPuff down, "you play nice with Mr. Jiggles now. Make him feel just like he's wanted here, okay?"
"Great..." the Dark Magician muttered. This was not his lucky day.
****
She was on a very important mission. She had used a moter boat to get here, used a machette to make a pathway througout the savage land, and hacked into security cameras to give a free entrance to the multi-millionaire estate...
It was all leading to this. She had final entered the promised land of true die hard comics fantics. Her long awaited and nearly life threatening mission was about to be over...
She slowly walked by, seeing bookshelves filled with endless supply of graphic novels, comic books, mangas, and artbooks as far of the eye could see. When they said Pegasus-sama was a comic fanatic, they weren't kidding!
Then in the center of the room, the object that caused her to loose her neck was right into the center of this hallway of comic books.
Marvel's Fanstastic Four-Issue No. 1, in MINT CONTITION and signed by Stan Lee!! The glass case that held it began to shine as a diamond in a rock. This was a wonderful site to see as tears ran down her eyes as she gazed at the acient beauty that was under the lustrious glass case.
The site to see such a rare and exquistite comic book in front of her very own eyes. Within that book held the entire begining of how four best friends became a group of...
Oh damn.
She couldn't get herself to move ever so closely to this rare comic, to smell the inking of the fine print, or to feel the fine paper caressing her fingers delicate fingers.
That's when a butler like figure appeared right behind her and whacked her behind her back. She collasped onto the ground and fell into unconciousness.
Out of all the things she went through, it was the butler that managed to take her out!
****
The Dark Magician returned to his favourite chair, reading one of his books while his "apprentance" was locked in her room as she went into a trance of listening to shameless gaylike boybands and sang to their horrid grammer sentances.
Thank God the Dark Magician managed to sound proof every single room, so he wouldn't have his hearing be masacued by that retched pop music.
Then Mr. Jiggles came up to him.
"Jigglypuff," it said.
The Dark Magician shifted his head as he glanced at the pink puffball.
"Puff!" it cried.
"Is that all you can say?" the Dark Magician asked.
"Jiggly?" The pink puffball shifted his head as it looked at the Dark Magician
"I'm not amused. If you're here to bother me, then go away."
"Puff! Puff!!"
The pink puffball pulled out a small mircophone speaker. This caught the attention of our Dark Magician. The puffball placed the small microphone near its' mouth and began to sing a song.
The song Mr. Jiggles was singing wasn't too bad. It was quite calming and very relaxing. The Dark Magician felt this was much better than that trashy music the Dark Magician Girl was banging her head to.
Yet, he quietly fell asleep from hearing that soft comforting tune, even though he didn't felt tired at all.
Mr. Jiggles finally stopped his tune. He then puffed his face more than it was before. He saw the Dark Magician fast asleep.
Mr. Jiggles then got very angry. And every single Pokemon fan knew what happens when you piss a JigglyPuff off. He pulled of the cap of his mircophone to reveal it was a black felt marker all along.
Uh oh.
The pink puffball then jumped onto the sleeping dark mage and began his devious work with the felt marker.
****
The next day, Yami Yugi were placed into another battle. Yami was going to finish his latest enemy with his signature finished attack.
"I summon my Dark Magician!!!" Yami Yugi cried out as he placed his card to play.
And soon enough, the Dark Magician appeared onto the game field, ready to wipe out his master's oppenents any day of the weak.
That's if, they all weren't laughing at his face?
The Dark Magician looked around. Why the hell was everyone starting to laugh at him? Yet when he did look at everyone, he heard more laughter...
Even his own master caught a glimspe of his face and tried to cover his mouth in hopes not to offend his favourite card. The Dark Magician clutched onto his emerald staff as he looked at everyone in confusion.
He never was laughed at before. He didn't like that.
"Hey," the oppenent said as he tried to hide his snickering, "maybe your Dark Magician needs to see why everyone is laughing at him."
He threw a mirror shield onto the gamefield and the Dark Magician saw the reason while he looked into that shield.
His bishonen looking face was covered in strange black markings...as if someone decided to doodle on his lovely face and make him look like an idiot.
The Dark Magician gripped onto his staff as he gritted his teeth. His rage began to boil underneath his skin as he looked at himself. There was only one person that could ever do this, make him look like an entire idiot to everyone, to him...and it wasn't that half wit Dark Magician Girl.
It had to be Mr. Jiggles.
The Dark Magician growled to himself. Now he was certain that he didn't need to kick out Mr. Jiggles and after doing this to him!!! It was no more Mr. "Nice Darky" Dark Magician anymore...
Oh no...
Mr. Jiggles needed to die.
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
****
The Dark Magician didn't like this at all.
He didn't like living under the same roof with the Dark Magician Girl. Period.
She was more like a whinny little teenage girl who seemed to have the attitute of a screeching Brittney Spears fans. Well, the good thing is that she did managed to save his ass after that "Pandora" incident, so he should be thankful to be living with a female version of the black arts in the same home.
Right?
"Hey Darky!" Dark Magician Girl cried as she held onto some creature, "Darky! Look what I found!"
The Dark Magician cringed at the sound of "Darky", the cute branded nickname the Dark Magician Girl had gaven him since they moved in together. He also hated when she says it along with "look what I found".
It was a warning sign that the Dark Magician knew very well. The girl found some poor adorable defenseless creature in order to warm itself into his heart so he wouldn't feel so morbid and negative on life. Yet the creatures she brings home, always end up being not house-broken.
Last time, she brought in a black red eyes baby dragon. It was cute and the Dark Magician grinned deviously when he saw the baby dragon blew a little fire on Celtic Guardian's ass. Then the mother came...
The Dark Magician went to see what new little monster the Dark Magician Girl brought home this time.
He then laid it eyes on it. The Dark Magician Girl was holding what it looked to be some giant pink puffball with pointy ears, big green eyes, and it had a pink curl at the center of its' forehead.
"Puff," it said.
The Dark Magician then looked toward the Dark Magician Girl.
"Are we suppose to consume that thing?" the Dark Magician asked.
"No silly!" the Dark Magician Girl cried, "This is a JigglyPuff! He followed me all the way home!"
"That's a he?! God, I feel pitifully sorry about his species."
"Well, we're keeping him and he's going to be called Mr. Jiggles! And you'll love having Mr. Jiggles here!"
"We???"
"That's right, Mr. Jiggles is going to stay with us since he has no home."
"JigglyPuff!" the JigglyPuff cried out, "Jiggly! Jiggly!!"
The Dark Magician looked back at the talking pink puffball. There was no way in hell the greatest master of black magic was going let that putrid pink thing stay in here, or even live here!!!!
The Dark Magician Girl look towards the Dark Magician.
"Oh Darky," the Dark Magician Girl said as she placed the JigglyPuff down, "you play nice with Mr. Jiggles now. Make him feel just like he's wanted here, okay?"
"Great..." the Dark Magician muttered. This was not his lucky day.
****
She was on a very important mission. She had used a moter boat to get here, used a machette to make a pathway througout the savage land, and hacked into security cameras to give a free entrance to the multi-millionaire estate...
It was all leading to this. She had final entered the promised land of true die hard comics fantics. Her long awaited and nearly life threatening mission was about to be over...
She slowly walked by, seeing bookshelves filled with endless supply of graphic novels, comic books, mangas, and artbooks as far of the eye could see. When they said Pegasus-sama was a comic fanatic, they weren't kidding!
Then in the center of the room, the object that caused her to loose her neck was right into the center of this hallway of comic books.
Marvel's Fanstastic Four-Issue No. 1, in MINT CONTITION and signed by Stan Lee!! The glass case that held it began to shine as a diamond in a rock. This was a wonderful site to see as tears ran down her eyes as she gazed at the acient beauty that was under the lustrious glass case.
The site to see such a rare and exquistite comic book in front of her very own eyes. Within that book held the entire begining of how four best friends became a group of...
Oh damn.
She couldn't get herself to move ever so closely to this rare comic, to smell the inking of the fine print, or to feel the fine paper caressing her fingers delicate fingers.
That's when a butler like figure appeared right behind her and whacked her behind her back. She collasped onto the ground and fell into unconciousness.
Out of all the things she went through, it was the butler that managed to take her out!
****
The Dark Magician returned to his favourite chair, reading one of his books while his "apprentance" was locked in her room as she went into a trance of listening to shameless gaylike boybands and sang to their horrid grammer sentances.
Thank God the Dark Magician managed to sound proof every single room, so he wouldn't have his hearing be masacued by that retched pop music.
Then Mr. Jiggles came up to him.
"Jigglypuff," it said.
The Dark Magician shifted his head as he glanced at the pink puffball.
"Puff!" it cried.
"Is that all you can say?" the Dark Magician asked.
"Jiggly?" The pink puffball shifted his head as it looked at the Dark Magician
"I'm not amused. If you're here to bother me, then go away."
"Puff! Puff!!"
The pink puffball pulled out a small mircophone speaker. This caught the attention of our Dark Magician. The puffball placed the small microphone near its' mouth and began to sing a song.
The song Mr. Jiggles was singing wasn't too bad. It was quite calming and very relaxing. The Dark Magician felt this was much better than that trashy music the Dark Magician Girl was banging her head to.
Yet, he quietly fell asleep from hearing that soft comforting tune, even though he didn't felt tired at all.
Mr. Jiggles finally stopped his tune. He then puffed his face more than it was before. He saw the Dark Magician fast asleep.
Mr. Jiggles then got very angry. And every single Pokemon fan knew what happens when you piss a JigglyPuff off. He pulled of the cap of his mircophone to reveal it was a black felt marker all along.
Uh oh.
The pink puffball then jumped onto the sleeping dark mage and began his devious work with the felt marker.
****
The next day, Yami Yugi were placed into another battle. Yami was going to finish his latest enemy with his signature finished attack.
"I summon my Dark Magician!!!" Yami Yugi cried out as he placed his card to play.
And soon enough, the Dark Magician appeared onto the game field, ready to wipe out his master's oppenents any day of the weak.
That's if, they all weren't laughing at his face?
The Dark Magician looked around. Why the hell was everyone starting to laugh at him? Yet when he did look at everyone, he heard more laughter...
Even his own master caught a glimspe of his face and tried to cover his mouth in hopes not to offend his favourite card. The Dark Magician clutched onto his emerald staff as he looked at everyone in confusion.
He never was laughed at before. He didn't like that.
"Hey," the oppenent said as he tried to hide his snickering, "maybe your Dark Magician needs to see why everyone is laughing at him."
He threw a mirror shield onto the gamefield and the Dark Magician saw the reason while he looked into that shield.
His bishonen looking face was covered in strange black markings...as if someone decided to doodle on his lovely face and make him look like an idiot.
The Dark Magician gripped onto his staff as he gritted his teeth. His rage began to boil underneath his skin as he looked at himself. There was only one person that could ever do this, make him look like an entire idiot to everyone, to him...and it wasn't that half wit Dark Magician Girl.
It had to be Mr. Jiggles.
The Dark Magician growled to himself. Now he was certain that he didn't need to kick out Mr. Jiggles and after doing this to him!!! It was no more Mr. "Nice Darky" Dark Magician anymore...
Oh no...
Mr. Jiggles needed to die.