Death to Mr. Jiggles
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
Oh yeah, another disgusting pink figure makes her apperance known. I think you know who it will be. Hint: She dresses in pink sailor suit.
****
This meant WAR.
Not the happy dashing and overly glorious warfare when two sides are in combat with each other. No, the warfare the Dark Magician had intended was cold, heartless, and had lots and lots of violence...
To the pink puffball, that is.
Mr. Jiggles dared make him an look like an idiot in a common duel that his master was surely to win. But, his master did win anyways...his opponents died laughing, instead of the casual and impressive mere signature spell that obliberate his enemies in seconds.
Therefore, the Dark Magician had no choice. He has to gain some help so he may acheive his dark goal...
The Death of Mr. Jiggles.
****
Yugi and Joey were walking down the streets, after finishing up a somewhat successful victory against another duelist. Who ever thought that the creatures can actually die from laughter?
Yugi was holding onto his Dark Magician card, wondering why did he appear with all those ridiculious doodling marks on his face?
"Hey..." Joey commented, "at least you won and we all had a good laugh from it."
"I guess so," Yugi replied, "but Yami told me that the last time someone actually did laugh at the Dark Magician, that opponent's city was destroyed the next day...devistating a small portion of civilization off the face of the earth."
"Wow, guess Darky can't take a joke, eh?"
"Uh...you better not call him that."
"Come on Yug, your cards gotta lighten up for once, especially Darky."
The card then began to glow a dark violet shade, emitting a dark energy from the card itself. Yugi started to sweatdrop as he held onto the card and faced Joey.
"Joey," Yugi started, "I think you're asking for a death wish..."
"Yeah right," Joey chuckled, "what's Darky going to do? Come out from his card form and attack me, hmm?"
"That doesn't sound like a bad idea," the card replied.
****
After hearing that soft dark, yet calming voice...the two boys started freaking out. Of course, both of them had experiance cards coming to life every once in a while.
But that was from Bakura's Millieum Ring that caused the creatures to come to life...and no ring nor owner were near the two boys at this very moment.
The card then floated away from Yugi's small hands as it began to take on form on the dark mysterious figure...without the doodling marks that plagued his beautiful face for a while. The two boys were more startled than amazed to see one of the cards coming to life and was stan...er floating right in front of them.
The Dark Magician held onto his emerald green staff as he looked at the two boys. Joey was the first one to crack up. He feel onto his knees to gravel and praise the powerful dark mage that appeared before him.
"I'm so sorrie Mr. Dark Magician!!!" Joey cried out, "I'll swear I'll never poke fun at you or force you to listen to my dumb comments!! Just please!! SPARE ME MY LIFE!!"
"Idiot," the Dark Magician replied, "don't you know you're protected from me since you befriended my Master?"
"Then why did you just say..." A sly grin was on the Dark Magician's face.
"I was just...'lightening up'."
"Dark Magician," Yugi asked as he looked up at his favourite card, "what brings you here in the first place?"
The magician looked down at the young boy, who seemed to have the same features...except he was a tad shorter and looked more innocent. So this was the "aibou" Yami was talking about...
"It's that damned Mr. Jiggles," Dark Magician growled lowly to himself, "oh, the Dark Magician Girl couldn't just leave that damned pink puffball where she found him! Oh no, she had to bring that accused creature right on over to make my life being a mere Duel Monster Card as an living Hell!! And those hidious markings is that damned Mr. Jiggles' fault!!"
"I never knew the Dark Magician had chick problems," Joey said.
"Uh..." Yugi replied, "the Dark Magician Girl is not only the Dark Magician's apprentance, but she's also his little sister."
Joey then went cold. After reading those amusing eechi fanfics and gazing over the tantlizing artwork that dealt with the Dark Magician Girl and the Dark Magician...
It then felt so wrong. He also had a sister, but he never had feelings for her IN THAT WAY!!! Or that highly affectionate, passionate...
"Dude," Joey said as he looked at the Dark Magician once more, "you have some serious problems."
Just before the three of them could continue their conversation of pink puffballs and dirty erotic fics that dealt with "black magic", a pint size sailor senshi appeared and comfronted the two boys and their Dark Magician.
"Hold it right there!!" it cried out.
****
The group turned around to face this sailor scout. She had big red eyes, a sailor fuku in pink, and her hair was in fluffy pink pigtails, which almost resembled as a pink bunny. She looked around the same height The sight of this pink ensored sailor senshi tended to get on the black magician's nerves, especially her whinny "cute" voice.
"Aren't you from a different..." Yugi asked as he looked at the girl, "anime series??"
"I am the pretty suited soldier from the future," she cried as she posed, "Sailor Chibi Moon!!! In the name of the future moon, I'll punish you!!!"
"Hey, why the hell should I be punished for?!!" the Dark Magician snapped at the pint size scout, "I came her to get some fricken damn aid, not get some pint size bitch raving to fight for love and justic right in front of me!!!"
"Hey!!!" Joey cried, "This is a PG-13 fic!!! We can't just swear like that!"
Sailor Chibi Moon then unleashed her heart-shape rod and raised it to the skies.
"Pink Sugar..." Sailor Chibi Moon cried out, "HEART ATTACK!!"
The color of Yugi's and Joey's faces started to face away, turning to an instant pale white. Sailor Chibi Moon did something she should never do at all. Her heart-shaped rod unleashed a row of pink hearts. They were cute to see at first, until the pink hearts were heading towards...the Dark Magician!!
Uh oh.
The Dark Magician could not fight back with his own magical attacks since he was constantly being smacked in the face with these annoying pink hearts!!!
Pink Hearts...
Pink Puffball...
Pink...
They all had one thing in common; Mr. Jiggles.
Something in the Dark Magician had finally cracked.
Yugi and Joey slowly backed away from their fellow Dark Magician. Sailor Chibi Moon held her rod and realized something she should have realized in the first place.
"Hey!" Sailor Chibi Moon cried out, "You're supposed to kneel down before me before the other senshi arr..."
She then looked around. Not a single sailor senshi was there to back up the pink senshi in trainning, nor were the cats. She weakly turned to face the Dark Magician, who was seriously pissed off with this pink sailor runt.
"HEAD FOR COVER!!!" was Yami's voice in the puzzle who quickly instructed his aibou and Joey. The two boys then ran into the nearest ally and hid behind a garbage bin.
The Dark Magician then unleashed his attack. Not only did he vanquish that pesky Sailor Chibi Moon with ease, but he his managed to do a lot of critical windows damage on the whole block. Car alarms began barking constantly.
****
The Dark Magician was pleased with this effort. That was one less pink figure that he had to worry ab...
"Puff," a familiar voice said.
A nerve began to twitch. The Dark Magician saw who it was that said that annoying vile "puff" sound. Right in front of him was....
"You..." the Dark Magician growled.
Mr. Jiggles.
"Jiggly!" Mr. Jiggles cried out, "JigglyPuff! JigglyPuff!!"
"Were you the one that sent that crazed sailor bitch over here?!!!" the Dark Magician hissed.
"Puff." Mr. Jiggles nodded his body as to say "yes".
"You know, this means I have to kill you now."
Then Mr. Jiggles leaped towards the Dark Magician and gave a kind warming smootch. After that, the Dark Magician started coughing and hacking the taste of Pokemon chow that was in his mouth. Damnit! He'll smell like that fricken puffball for weeks!!! This was a pretty good way of get the chicks turned off.
That was bad. The Harpies were going be doing their "special act" this Friday night at the Shadow's den. And if he doesn't get some ass this Friday night....
Mr. Jiggles better start finding a mortician.
Mr. Jiggles then flew away, puffing everywhere he went. He was surely the gayest site anyone in Domino City could ever see. Yami, who had taken over Yugi's body, and Joey knew it was safe for them to come out since Mr. Jiggles had fleed the area.
"Whoa," Joey said as he looked around the area, "I known Pokemon was evil, but NOT THIS DIOBOCTICALLY EVIL!!"
"So that's Mr. Jiggles," Yami replied as he looked towards the Dark Magician, "are you all right?"
"I'm fine..." Dark Magician muttered, "but Mr. Jiggles won't when I get a hold onto him."
A Blue Eyes Toon Dragon then flew towards the group, carrying a sign. But wait on a sec, didn't Yami already defeated Pegasus?! And where the hell did this Toon come from?!!
The Blue Eyes Toon Dragon then landed in front of Yami, lifting the sign over his head for Yami to read as he waved his tail happily, knowing he'll be greatly rewarded by the author for his services.
"Well," Joey asked as he looked at Yami, "what does it say? Another invite to the Duelist Kingdom?"
"End of Part 2," Yami read as he looked towards the sign, "Please Read and Review. Thank you kindly for your patiance."
"What the heck does that mean?"
"I think this fic will have a continuation afterall."
"Is that a good thing?"
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
Oh yeah, another disgusting pink figure makes her apperance known. I think you know who it will be. Hint: She dresses in pink sailor suit.
****
This meant WAR.
Not the happy dashing and overly glorious warfare when two sides are in combat with each other. No, the warfare the Dark Magician had intended was cold, heartless, and had lots and lots of violence...
To the pink puffball, that is.
Mr. Jiggles dared make him an look like an idiot in a common duel that his master was surely to win. But, his master did win anyways...his opponents died laughing, instead of the casual and impressive mere signature spell that obliberate his enemies in seconds.
Therefore, the Dark Magician had no choice. He has to gain some help so he may acheive his dark goal...
The Death of Mr. Jiggles.
****
Yugi and Joey were walking down the streets, after finishing up a somewhat successful victory against another duelist. Who ever thought that the creatures can actually die from laughter?
Yugi was holding onto his Dark Magician card, wondering why did he appear with all those ridiculious doodling marks on his face?
"Hey..." Joey commented, "at least you won and we all had a good laugh from it."
"I guess so," Yugi replied, "but Yami told me that the last time someone actually did laugh at the Dark Magician, that opponent's city was destroyed the next day...devistating a small portion of civilization off the face of the earth."
"Wow, guess Darky can't take a joke, eh?"
"Uh...you better not call him that."
"Come on Yug, your cards gotta lighten up for once, especially Darky."
The card then began to glow a dark violet shade, emitting a dark energy from the card itself. Yugi started to sweatdrop as he held onto the card and faced Joey.
"Joey," Yugi started, "I think you're asking for a death wish..."
"Yeah right," Joey chuckled, "what's Darky going to do? Come out from his card form and attack me, hmm?"
"That doesn't sound like a bad idea," the card replied.
****
After hearing that soft dark, yet calming voice...the two boys started freaking out. Of course, both of them had experiance cards coming to life every once in a while.
But that was from Bakura's Millieum Ring that caused the creatures to come to life...and no ring nor owner were near the two boys at this very moment.
The card then floated away from Yugi's small hands as it began to take on form on the dark mysterious figure...without the doodling marks that plagued his beautiful face for a while. The two boys were more startled than amazed to see one of the cards coming to life and was stan...er floating right in front of them.
The Dark Magician held onto his emerald green staff as he looked at the two boys. Joey was the first one to crack up. He feel onto his knees to gravel and praise the powerful dark mage that appeared before him.
"I'm so sorrie Mr. Dark Magician!!!" Joey cried out, "I'll swear I'll never poke fun at you or force you to listen to my dumb comments!! Just please!! SPARE ME MY LIFE!!"
"Idiot," the Dark Magician replied, "don't you know you're protected from me since you befriended my Master?"
"Then why did you just say..." A sly grin was on the Dark Magician's face.
"I was just...'lightening up'."
"Dark Magician," Yugi asked as he looked up at his favourite card, "what brings you here in the first place?"
The magician looked down at the young boy, who seemed to have the same features...except he was a tad shorter and looked more innocent. So this was the "aibou" Yami was talking about...
"It's that damned Mr. Jiggles," Dark Magician growled lowly to himself, "oh, the Dark Magician Girl couldn't just leave that damned pink puffball where she found him! Oh no, she had to bring that accused creature right on over to make my life being a mere Duel Monster Card as an living Hell!! And those hidious markings is that damned Mr. Jiggles' fault!!"
"I never knew the Dark Magician had chick problems," Joey said.
"Uh..." Yugi replied, "the Dark Magician Girl is not only the Dark Magician's apprentance, but she's also his little sister."
Joey then went cold. After reading those amusing eechi fanfics and gazing over the tantlizing artwork that dealt with the Dark Magician Girl and the Dark Magician...
It then felt so wrong. He also had a sister, but he never had feelings for her IN THAT WAY!!! Or that highly affectionate, passionate...
"Dude," Joey said as he looked at the Dark Magician once more, "you have some serious problems."
Just before the three of them could continue their conversation of pink puffballs and dirty erotic fics that dealt with "black magic", a pint size sailor senshi appeared and comfronted the two boys and their Dark Magician.
"Hold it right there!!" it cried out.
****
The group turned around to face this sailor scout. She had big red eyes, a sailor fuku in pink, and her hair was in fluffy pink pigtails, which almost resembled as a pink bunny. She looked around the same height The sight of this pink ensored sailor senshi tended to get on the black magician's nerves, especially her whinny "cute" voice.
"Aren't you from a different..." Yugi asked as he looked at the girl, "anime series??"
"I am the pretty suited soldier from the future," she cried as she posed, "Sailor Chibi Moon!!! In the name of the future moon, I'll punish you!!!"
"Hey, why the hell should I be punished for?!!" the Dark Magician snapped at the pint size scout, "I came her to get some fricken damn aid, not get some pint size bitch raving to fight for love and justic right in front of me!!!"
"Hey!!!" Joey cried, "This is a PG-13 fic!!! We can't just swear like that!"
Sailor Chibi Moon then unleashed her heart-shape rod and raised it to the skies.
"Pink Sugar..." Sailor Chibi Moon cried out, "HEART ATTACK!!"
The color of Yugi's and Joey's faces started to face away, turning to an instant pale white. Sailor Chibi Moon did something she should never do at all. Her heart-shaped rod unleashed a row of pink hearts. They were cute to see at first, until the pink hearts were heading towards...the Dark Magician!!
Uh oh.
The Dark Magician could not fight back with his own magical attacks since he was constantly being smacked in the face with these annoying pink hearts!!!
Pink Hearts...
Pink Puffball...
Pink...
They all had one thing in common; Mr. Jiggles.
Something in the Dark Magician had finally cracked.
Yugi and Joey slowly backed away from their fellow Dark Magician. Sailor Chibi Moon held her rod and realized something she should have realized in the first place.
"Hey!" Sailor Chibi Moon cried out, "You're supposed to kneel down before me before the other senshi arr..."
She then looked around. Not a single sailor senshi was there to back up the pink senshi in trainning, nor were the cats. She weakly turned to face the Dark Magician, who was seriously pissed off with this pink sailor runt.
"HEAD FOR COVER!!!" was Yami's voice in the puzzle who quickly instructed his aibou and Joey. The two boys then ran into the nearest ally and hid behind a garbage bin.
The Dark Magician then unleashed his attack. Not only did he vanquish that pesky Sailor Chibi Moon with ease, but he his managed to do a lot of critical windows damage on the whole block. Car alarms began barking constantly.
****
The Dark Magician was pleased with this effort. That was one less pink figure that he had to worry ab...
"Puff," a familiar voice said.
A nerve began to twitch. The Dark Magician saw who it was that said that annoying vile "puff" sound. Right in front of him was....
"You..." the Dark Magician growled.
Mr. Jiggles.
"Jiggly!" Mr. Jiggles cried out, "JigglyPuff! JigglyPuff!!"
"Were you the one that sent that crazed sailor bitch over here?!!!" the Dark Magician hissed.
"Puff." Mr. Jiggles nodded his body as to say "yes".
"You know, this means I have to kill you now."
Then Mr. Jiggles leaped towards the Dark Magician and gave a kind warming smootch. After that, the Dark Magician started coughing and hacking the taste of Pokemon chow that was in his mouth. Damnit! He'll smell like that fricken puffball for weeks!!! This was a pretty good way of get the chicks turned off.
That was bad. The Harpies were going be doing their "special act" this Friday night at the Shadow's den. And if he doesn't get some ass this Friday night....
Mr. Jiggles better start finding a mortician.
Mr. Jiggles then flew away, puffing everywhere he went. He was surely the gayest site anyone in Domino City could ever see. Yami, who had taken over Yugi's body, and Joey knew it was safe for them to come out since Mr. Jiggles had fleed the area.
"Whoa," Joey said as he looked around the area, "I known Pokemon was evil, but NOT THIS DIOBOCTICALLY EVIL!!"
"So that's Mr. Jiggles," Yami replied as he looked towards the Dark Magician, "are you all right?"
"I'm fine..." Dark Magician muttered, "but Mr. Jiggles won't when I get a hold onto him."
A Blue Eyes Toon Dragon then flew towards the group, carrying a sign. But wait on a sec, didn't Yami already defeated Pegasus?! And where the hell did this Toon come from?!!
The Blue Eyes Toon Dragon then landed in front of Yami, lifting the sign over his head for Yami to read as he waved his tail happily, knowing he'll be greatly rewarded by the author for his services.
"Well," Joey asked as he looked at Yami, "what does it say? Another invite to the Duelist Kingdom?"
"End of Part 2," Yami read as he looked towards the sign, "Please Read and Review. Thank you kindly for your patiance."
"What the heck does that mean?"
"I think this fic will have a continuation afterall."
"Is that a good thing?"