Death to Mr. Jiggles
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
This part of a fic is dedicated to a TOON THAT GAVE ME THREE HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!!
So without further ado, please enjoy the tale of...Chi Chi, the beloved Blue Eyes Toon Dragon who loves buritos, especially the Strawberry Delight Breakfast Burito. Puff!
****
She woke up, regaining conciousness from being stuck by the damn butler. She then realized she was tied to a chair. She looked around and noticed her capturers...
Oh yeah, and a slightly annoyed Pegasus.
"This is the fifth time you attempted to steal that comic," Pegasus began as he looked towards the girl, "and yet you failed to even have it in your grasp. Even after defiling the security cams with God knows what, re-coding the system twice, turning my guards into seeker of Baywatch chicks, and causing the alarms to let loose on everyone in this manor!!!"
"Whooo," she said, "I did good causing your insurance company to get into a panic freezy. Wheee!!"
"Is there any reason why you're after the comic in the first place?"
"I have no reason. I just was bored."
"Well, boredom isn't enough to cover up over thousands of dollers worth in damage, you little ragweed!!"
"Oh. You better not threaten me, Chi Chi won't like that."
One of the guards looked at the tied up girl.
"And what or who is 'Chi Chi'?" he asked.
"Chi Chi will be here any minute now," she said as she looked at everyone.
Silence.
The tied up girl turned looked around.
"I said..." the girl began, "Chi Chi should be here any minute now!!!"
No reply and everyone had sweatdrops.
"CHI CHI!!!" she wailed as she struggled from her ropes, "Help!!! Pegasus is trying to kill me!!!! You gotta help me or else you'll never get your buritos!!!"
"Am not!!" Pegasus replied.
Then a burst of wind flung into the room, sending some of the guards on their knees. A dragon then entered the room, a legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon to be exact. He unleashed his "Burst Stream" attack, causing other guards to run in horror and leaving more damage in Pegasus' manor by creating a really big hole in the wall.
But...
As the dragon landed onto the ground, he swung his right claws at the ropes that held his loving master. She ran and wrapped her arms around the dragon. The dragon was around three feet tall and he gave a loud purring sound as he was reunited with his Master once again.
"Chi Chi," she said as she gave a burito to her fellow pet, "thanks for saving my butt."
The dragon munched gradually on the delightly meaty and bean substance that was wrapped in a warm tortella. Everyone else was freaking out on who Chi Chi was, except for Pegasus, who created the "toon" based deck, and the chick. Chi Chi wasn't the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Chi Chi was...a Blue Eyes TOON Dragon.
****
After hanging around with the Master in the Light realm, the Dark Magician was trying to swallow up his disgusting "encounter" with Mr. Jiggles by doing something ever guy will normally do to get rid of his problems.
Getting himself really pissed drunk.
"And I said to that Seto kid..." the Dark Magician began as he gulped down another shooter, "bring out yer damn trio of Blue Eyes, I'll make all of yer my unyielding bitches!!!!"
"Geez," the Summon Skull said as he looked towards the Dark Mage, "maybe you had a little too much to drink..."
"Shaddup Bonesy!! I been thought the Black Plague being this drunk, and goddamnit! I SURVIVE IT!!! I AM GOD'S AND SATAN'S BITCH AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!"
"Dark, I'm serious. You drank the entire Scotch supply, from five bars now. And watch with the langugue, this is 'supposed' to be a PG-13 fic."
"The Scotch?!" The Feral Imp cried out, "NO!!!! Damn you, Darky!!!"
The Dark Magician then raised his glass woozly. The effects of the booze were getting to him...big time. Yet he didn't care.
"Shad up..." the Dark Magician slurred, "and pour me *hic* another drinky."
"You know," the Summon Skull began, "you seem to start having a drinking problem."
"I don't have *hic* booze problem. I have the Mr. Jiggles who I must kill problem. Now pou..." Before he could continue the sentance, our beloved mage fell from his chair and collasped onto the floor.
The Summon Skull sighed at the fallen black mage. Things still haven't changed, even after 5000 years!!!
"Damn that mage!" the Summon Skull muttered, "he always does this when he gets drunk!!! Now one of us has to bring him home to sober up!! Sometimes, I wonder how on Earth did he get to become Master's favourite card in the first place!"
Someone else then wrapped his arms around the mage and picked him up, cradling the acholic fused mage in his arms. He smiled slightly while holding "Darky", who started to fall asleep.
The violet haired mage was alaming cute when he was asleep, then again the Dark Magician was always attractive.
"I'll take him home," he said as he turned to face Summon Skull, "I think he wouldn't mind."
"Thanks Celtic," Summon Skull replied, "you're a real help."
The elfen guardian smiled as he held onto his loving sweet prize. He was going to show how much he was attractive to the mysertious dark mage, even if the mage refused his affection. He was going to make Yami's favourite card his once and for all. He then calmly left the bar with the sleeping mage in his arms.
The Feral Imp was watching all of it, then he turned to face Summon Skull.
"I bet 5 bucks that the Celtic gets in bed with Darky," the Feral Imp muttered, "and both of them go all the way."
****
Chi Chi, after finishing up his treat, then flew in front of Pegasus and pulled out a deck of duel monster cards, flapping his wings vigeriously as he swayed his tail back and forth. Pegasus then looked towards the owner of Chi Chi.
"What is your pet want?" Pegasus asked.
"Oh," she replied, "Chi Chi wants to challange you to a duel. He wants to see if you are the Toon Deck Master."
Chi Chi grinned as he nodded his head.
"You want me to duel against one of my own Toon creations on my own grounds?" Pegasus replied as he looked towards the cartoonish Blue Eyes, "Do you know how ridious it is? And what will I get if I do partake in this duel?"
Chi Chi flew out of the room for a few minutes. The renagade Toon dragon then returned with a tied up Seto Kaiba and Yami Bakura, who were both awfully pissed at the moment.
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!!!" Yami Baruka yelled out as he tried to stuggle from the ropes.
"You traditor," Seto growled as he glared icy at the Blue Eyes Toon Dragon, which was one of *his* Blue Eyes White Dragon.
"I think Chi Chi will give you Seto and Yami Bakura if you win the duel," she said, "maybe have them for your personal slaves."
The Blue Eyes Toon Dragon raised a sign, which was written "CORRECT!" on it.
"WHAT?!!!" the two tied up guys screamed in horror.
"Perfect!" Pegasus cried out, "I always wanted to have our dear Kaiba-boy as a tasteful man servant."
"That's it!!!" Seto hissed as he began to struggle from his ropes, "Once I get my hands on this author of this fic...SHE'S DEAD!!! DEAD!!!!! DEAD!!!!"
"Oh Remo! Croquet! Do us a favour and set up the Dueling Table for us."
"Yes sir!" two men cried as they ran out the room.
Chi Chi began flying around in circles as he held onto his deck. He had worked on his very own deck and thanks to Paul's advice, he was going to do his own first duel ever...and this was with his creator!
If he won, at least he'll manage to free the other Toons too. It was all paybay for Seto being so mean to him when he was under his control. So Chi Chi was really happy that "Kaiba-boy" was going to suffer badly if Chi Chi lost.
Which he wasn't, because everyone loves Chi Chi.
****
-SHAMELESS PROMOTION AD-
Barney: Hiya Boys and Girls! Let's sing a song. "I love you, you love me..."
Telebubbies: Meheeheheeeheeheee...
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live.
Hey kids! Wanna learn the good morals of our society, like caring, sharing, and being nice to one another...but not from the gay ass dinosaur, freaky television on their stomach creatures, or from some dead guy's muppets?
Or are you a really big fan of Yu-gi-oh that wants to push this intriging card game/anime series to its' limits?
If you said "YES" to either of these questions, then you need CHI CHI! The lovable Blue Eyes Toon Dragon that loves Buritos, especially the Strawberry Delight Breakfast Burito of extreme yummyness!!
Meet Chi Chi, a fellow Toon creature with a Heart of the Cards. Watch him as he runs away from the "evil" Seto Kaiba who wants to de-toon him so Chi Chi can become a regular Blue Eyes White Dragon and Kaiba shall have the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon that'll be strong enough to take over the world! Oh no, Chi Chi!
Seto Kabia: *holding a net* COME BACK HERE, YA TOON BLUE EYES!!!!
Unlike those other guys, Chi Chi will show you the meaning of these morals, but he's not alone...
He brought along his Toon Friends too!
Dark Rabbit: Gya ha ha ha..
Toon Magician Girl: Wow! I'm actually on TV! Hiya Darky-sama!!
Toon Dark Robot: *mechanical whizzes and chirps*
Parrot Dragon: Wwwrrraaaccckk!!!!
Kirby: Hi!!!
Yes Chi Chi, the lovable Blue Eyes Toon Dragon. If you can't handle the extreme super deformed kawaiiness of a Toon Blue Eyes White Dragon, then there must be something wrong with ya.
**shows Kaiba chasing after Chi Chi, him carrying a rocket launcher and screaming obsenities as he misses Chi Chi with ever single shot he throws at the dang toon**
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Next Chappie: The Dueling of the Toons: Chi Chi vs. Pegasus!, A Yaoi Scene, And How To Kill JigglyPuff. But it'll only work if you review.
-The Clow Hatter
Note: This is a fic based on THE MONSTERS, not the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh yeah, this is an Anti JigglyPuff fic. So if you're a fan of that singing pokemon...BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF THE DARK MAGICIAN!!! MEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE!!!!
This part of a fic is dedicated to a TOON THAT GAVE ME THREE HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!!
So without further ado, please enjoy the tale of...Chi Chi, the beloved Blue Eyes Toon Dragon who loves buritos, especially the Strawberry Delight Breakfast Burito. Puff!
****
She woke up, regaining conciousness from being stuck by the damn butler. She then realized she was tied to a chair. She looked around and noticed her capturers...
Oh yeah, and a slightly annoyed Pegasus.
"This is the fifth time you attempted to steal that comic," Pegasus began as he looked towards the girl, "and yet you failed to even have it in your grasp. Even after defiling the security cams with God knows what, re-coding the system twice, turning my guards into seeker of Baywatch chicks, and causing the alarms to let loose on everyone in this manor!!!"
"Whooo," she said, "I did good causing your insurance company to get into a panic freezy. Wheee!!"
"Is there any reason why you're after the comic in the first place?"
"I have no reason. I just was bored."
"Well, boredom isn't enough to cover up over thousands of dollers worth in damage, you little ragweed!!"
"Oh. You better not threaten me, Chi Chi won't like that."
One of the guards looked at the tied up girl.
"And what or who is 'Chi Chi'?" he asked.
"Chi Chi will be here any minute now," she said as she looked at everyone.
Silence.
The tied up girl turned looked around.
"I said..." the girl began, "Chi Chi should be here any minute now!!!"
No reply and everyone had sweatdrops.
"CHI CHI!!!" she wailed as she struggled from her ropes, "Help!!! Pegasus is trying to kill me!!!! You gotta help me or else you'll never get your buritos!!!"
"Am not!!" Pegasus replied.
Then a burst of wind flung into the room, sending some of the guards on their knees. A dragon then entered the room, a legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon to be exact. He unleashed his "Burst Stream" attack, causing other guards to run in horror and leaving more damage in Pegasus' manor by creating a really big hole in the wall.
But...
As the dragon landed onto the ground, he swung his right claws at the ropes that held his loving master. She ran and wrapped her arms around the dragon. The dragon was around three feet tall and he gave a loud purring sound as he was reunited with his Master once again.
"Chi Chi," she said as she gave a burito to her fellow pet, "thanks for saving my butt."
The dragon munched gradually on the delightly meaty and bean substance that was wrapped in a warm tortella. Everyone else was freaking out on who Chi Chi was, except for Pegasus, who created the "toon" based deck, and the chick. Chi Chi wasn't the legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Chi Chi was...a Blue Eyes TOON Dragon.
****
After hanging around with the Master in the Light realm, the Dark Magician was trying to swallow up his disgusting "encounter" with Mr. Jiggles by doing something ever guy will normally do to get rid of his problems.
Getting himself really pissed drunk.
"And I said to that Seto kid..." the Dark Magician began as he gulped down another shooter, "bring out yer damn trio of Blue Eyes, I'll make all of yer my unyielding bitches!!!!"
"Geez," the Summon Skull said as he looked towards the Dark Mage, "maybe you had a little too much to drink..."
"Shaddup Bonesy!! I been thought the Black Plague being this drunk, and goddamnit! I SURVIVE IT!!! I AM GOD'S AND SATAN'S BITCH AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!"
"Dark, I'm serious. You drank the entire Scotch supply, from five bars now. And watch with the langugue, this is 'supposed' to be a PG-13 fic."
"The Scotch?!" The Feral Imp cried out, "NO!!!! Damn you, Darky!!!"
The Dark Magician then raised his glass woozly. The effects of the booze were getting to him...big time. Yet he didn't care.
"Shad up..." the Dark Magician slurred, "and pour me *hic* another drinky."
"You know," the Summon Skull began, "you seem to start having a drinking problem."
"I don't have *hic* booze problem. I have the Mr. Jiggles who I must kill problem. Now pou..." Before he could continue the sentance, our beloved mage fell from his chair and collasped onto the floor.
The Summon Skull sighed at the fallen black mage. Things still haven't changed, even after 5000 years!!!
"Damn that mage!" the Summon Skull muttered, "he always does this when he gets drunk!!! Now one of us has to bring him home to sober up!! Sometimes, I wonder how on Earth did he get to become Master's favourite card in the first place!"
Someone else then wrapped his arms around the mage and picked him up, cradling the acholic fused mage in his arms. He smiled slightly while holding "Darky", who started to fall asleep.
The violet haired mage was alaming cute when he was asleep, then again the Dark Magician was always attractive.
"I'll take him home," he said as he turned to face Summon Skull, "I think he wouldn't mind."
"Thanks Celtic," Summon Skull replied, "you're a real help."
The elfen guardian smiled as he held onto his loving sweet prize. He was going to show how much he was attractive to the mysertious dark mage, even if the mage refused his affection. He was going to make Yami's favourite card his once and for all. He then calmly left the bar with the sleeping mage in his arms.
The Feral Imp was watching all of it, then he turned to face Summon Skull.
"I bet 5 bucks that the Celtic gets in bed with Darky," the Feral Imp muttered, "and both of them go all the way."
****
Chi Chi, after finishing up his treat, then flew in front of Pegasus and pulled out a deck of duel monster cards, flapping his wings vigeriously as he swayed his tail back and forth. Pegasus then looked towards the owner of Chi Chi.
"What is your pet want?" Pegasus asked.
"Oh," she replied, "Chi Chi wants to challange you to a duel. He wants to see if you are the Toon Deck Master."
Chi Chi grinned as he nodded his head.
"You want me to duel against one of my own Toon creations on my own grounds?" Pegasus replied as he looked towards the cartoonish Blue Eyes, "Do you know how ridious it is? And what will I get if I do partake in this duel?"
Chi Chi flew out of the room for a few minutes. The renagade Toon dragon then returned with a tied up Seto Kaiba and Yami Bakura, who were both awfully pissed at the moment.
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!!!" Yami Baruka yelled out as he tried to stuggle from the ropes.
"You traditor," Seto growled as he glared icy at the Blue Eyes Toon Dragon, which was one of *his* Blue Eyes White Dragon.
"I think Chi Chi will give you Seto and Yami Bakura if you win the duel," she said, "maybe have them for your personal slaves."
The Blue Eyes Toon Dragon raised a sign, which was written "CORRECT!" on it.
"WHAT?!!!" the two tied up guys screamed in horror.
"Perfect!" Pegasus cried out, "I always wanted to have our dear Kaiba-boy as a tasteful man servant."
"That's it!!!" Seto hissed as he began to struggle from his ropes, "Once I get my hands on this author of this fic...SHE'S DEAD!!! DEAD!!!!! DEAD!!!!"
"Oh Remo! Croquet! Do us a favour and set up the Dueling Table for us."
"Yes sir!" two men cried as they ran out the room.
Chi Chi began flying around in circles as he held onto his deck. He had worked on his very own deck and thanks to Paul's advice, he was going to do his own first duel ever...and this was with his creator!
If he won, at least he'll manage to free the other Toons too. It was all paybay for Seto being so mean to him when he was under his control. So Chi Chi was really happy that "Kaiba-boy" was going to suffer badly if Chi Chi lost.
Which he wasn't, because everyone loves Chi Chi.
****
-SHAMELESS PROMOTION AD-
Barney: Hiya Boys and Girls! Let's sing a song. "I love you, you love me..."
Telebubbies: Meheeheheeeheeheee...
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live.
Hey kids! Wanna learn the good morals of our society, like caring, sharing, and being nice to one another...but not from the gay ass dinosaur, freaky television on their stomach creatures, or from some dead guy's muppets?
Or are you a really big fan of Yu-gi-oh that wants to push this intriging card game/anime series to its' limits?
If you said "YES" to either of these questions, then you need CHI CHI! The lovable Blue Eyes Toon Dragon that loves Buritos, especially the Strawberry Delight Breakfast Burito of extreme yummyness!!
Meet Chi Chi, a fellow Toon creature with a Heart of the Cards. Watch him as he runs away from the "evil" Seto Kaiba who wants to de-toon him so Chi Chi can become a regular Blue Eyes White Dragon and Kaiba shall have the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon that'll be strong enough to take over the world! Oh no, Chi Chi!
Seto Kabia: *holding a net* COME BACK HERE, YA TOON BLUE EYES!!!!
Unlike those other guys, Chi Chi will show you the meaning of these morals, but he's not alone...
He brought along his Toon Friends too!
Dark Rabbit: Gya ha ha ha..
Toon Magician Girl: Wow! I'm actually on TV! Hiya Darky-sama!!
Toon Dark Robot: *mechanical whizzes and chirps*
Parrot Dragon: Wwwrrraaaccckk!!!!
Kirby: Hi!!!
Yes Chi Chi, the lovable Blue Eyes Toon Dragon. If you can't handle the extreme super deformed kawaiiness of a Toon Blue Eyes White Dragon, then there must be something wrong with ya.
**shows Kaiba chasing after Chi Chi, him carrying a rocket launcher and screaming obsenities as he misses Chi Chi with ever single shot he throws at the dang toon**
****
Next Chappie: The Dueling of the Toons: Chi Chi vs. Pegasus!, A Yaoi Scene, And How To Kill JigglyPuff. But it'll only work if you review.
-The Clow Hatter